Monday, January 26, 2015

More NFL Shenanigans: Another NFL Wife Subjugated By The League, and the Assistant Commissioner Wants An Apology!

Two more Deadspin gems my friend looked up this afternoon...

1) Robert Kraft Wants A Fucking Apology.

Robert Kraft, the Assistant Commissioner of the NFL (and, by no coincidence, the owner of the team who has had 6 of the last 14 AFC Championships...), has demanded an apology for himself and his quarterback, and crashed a Monday press conference in Arizona to get the point across.

"If the Wells investigation is not able to definitely determine that our organization tampered with the air pressure in the footballs, I would expect and hope the league would apologize to our entire team and in particular coach Belichick and Tom Brady for what they have had to endure the last week. I am disappointed in the way the entire matter has been handled and reported upon," Kraft said.

... according to the article.

Kiss my ass, Kraft.  You didn't even need to cheat this time (unless you've been cheating in this manner the entire season, or, at the very least, since Week 5), because of how much your team had run over the AFC.

As the article notes, he just went after Goodell.  The question is whether the "Wells investigation" is going to be announced this week.  If it goes against the Pats, take Seattle big.

2) Another NFL wife has been subjugated by the league, her husband being punished for actually being a husband.

Brent Grimes is a cornerback for the Dolphins.

As far as the NFL is concerned, this Pro Bowler may not be much longer if he doesn't forcibly shut his wife up.

Miko Grimes (the wife) needed oral surgery during the Thursday before the Pro Bowl, and the coaches of the game gave Brent permission to be with his wife.

Or so one would think...

The league saw differently, and snatched his paycheck for the game as a result!!!

MIKO GRIMES IS PISSED.





Not that that should be any secret to anybody.

Nor this: Only real question is HOW Miko gets silenced. Does the NFL threaten Brent's job or send someone to beat the shit out of Miko a little bit?

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