It's Good To Have An External Bullshit Detector. Roger Goodell, YOU NEED ONE NOW!!!

My anonymous friend sometimes also acts as an external bullshit detector, and caught this one.

Roger Goodell, you threatened to fine Marshawn Lynch FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS for not talking to the media.

OK, you want to claim ownership of your little slaves, right?

So, explain to me $500,000 in the face of:

• Open cheating by one of the participants, where, if the Commissioner had balls, he'd investigate quickly enough to disqualify them.  Now, we find out there will be interviews on DeflateGate til after the Super Bowl.
• Doing everything in your power to keep dirty thugs like Ndamokung Suh on the field (and, to an increasing extent, even golden boys like Clay Matthews, who's racking up a bit of a history of his own!!!).
• Total fines for Ndamokung Suh:  $444,294.
• According to Spotrac, I would have to go back probably to Week 15 to total $500,000, and a lot of that was abuse of officials or uniform violations.

I mean, I get it, Football Nation America wants blood spilled all over the fucking field.

Maybe you DON'T HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THEM?

$500,000 because he doesn't like the media, and yet people are taking each other's heads off all the time and you can't be bothered?

No wonder your league and it's fandom are out of fucking control!!!