The Allenby Story Falls Apart -- But WHY It's a Story is the Wrong Side of It

Well, Robert Allenby lied.

I think we're pretty clear on this now.

After being cut from the Sony Open, word is that Robert Allenby went to a strip club and dropped $3,400 on the action there.

No wonder he was so wasted and all that.

OK, I get it.

So the question is:  Why lie about it to such an extent?

Allenby has already sat out one event since, and I have to wonder, now that we basically understand he's lying, if the real story here is that, somewhere in this (probably the coverup, if anything) is a Conduct Unbecoming a PGA Professional situation.

(And, no, it's NOT the strip club, unless he did something to one or more of the ladies we don't know about yet!)