Tuesday, October 27, 2026

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Jake The Awake Asshole's Top 10 for Week Seven

Just after Cooper Pratt puts the Brewers three outs from the title and the end of baseball as we know it, here's Jake's Top 10 Most Rigged Plays.

Especially this week, keep in mind:  Jake usually DOES NOT TOUCH the officiating.  (For the record, I said this before I started the video.)  These are the slop plays and doinks.

Overlay:  Chicago-New England.  A slop play that made the online trending rolls over the course of Sunday, so no real secret Jake would pick it up.

10)  Rams-Raiders.   14-3 Rams, about four minutes to go in the first half, Rams threatening.

Puka Nacua catches it, two Raiders fall at his feet, the third doesn't even try.

9)  Giants-Texans.  The Skattebo flag referenced earlier.  Well, he at least got the refs once!  This may be the first time this season he's actually gone after the refs!!!

And no, Jake, running backs are NOT allowed to battering ram with their helmets.  That's been a problem and a league discussion for a number of years now.  Skattebo should've been ejected for a flagrant on that hit.

Gone ARE the former days, as you said.

8)  Bears-Patriots, and I don't think this is the play he overlaid.  13-7 Bears, three and a half to go in the first half, Patriots at the Bears 15, first and 10.

Maye, right to the Bears defender, who has the better position to catch the ball than the receiver behind him.

Bears drove 80 yards before the half, and that was basically ballgame.

7)  Packers-Lions.  Hoo boy, here we go.  Does he go after the refs again?

He starts here:  17-all, 4:55 to go, Lions have the ball at their own 23 and THEY GO FOR IT ON FOURTH AND 1.  (Actually, the better part of two yards!)

I know the Lions coach is gutsy, but that takes a LOT of nuts to go for it in that situation, especially with Jordan Love on the other side!

Snap, handoff in the backfield.  Stopped for a loss of 2.  The Packers have the ball at the 21 of Detroit in a tie game.

This one, at least, is Jake ranting at Campbell's decision to go for it, because of the fact of the game situation -- and, in this case, maybe not as a rigged consideration, he's RIGHT!  I get that Campbell has stones, but that should've cost the Lions DEARLY.

Instead:  Run for nothing, short pass, tries for the end zone, field goal is missed, the Packers don't see the ball again.

Second play:  The Roughing the Passer call on Brenton Cox seen in the other post.  4:09 to go in the 3rd, Lions up 17-14, 3rd and 10.

And Cox hits Goff a MILE late for the 15.

Third and fourth play:  The missed field goal which was the last play the Packers saw the ball.  And the first video, the opening drive ending in a 26-yard chip shot for the Packers -- missed.  And NEITHER was even a doink, both inside of 40 yards.

And I get it, Jake:  The Packers certainly didn't execute when they had to.  That, however, said:  There is what I now call the Sacramento Kings Principle.  That the situation gets so far in your head (like the 2002 NBA Western Conference Finals) that you can't execute anything.

And it doesn't change the fact that someone could find five plays, if not more (OTHER THAN the Cox RTP call -- which is also included in many complaints), in which it was clear the officiating was one way and for a very definitive reason that anyone could know about it they paid attention.

This is why some of us believe the players DO sometimes get told beforehand.  And I think the Packers kicker did here.

6) More special-teams shenanigans, and it's time for Muff Punt City.  Buccaneers-Panthers.  Last minute of the first quarter, 7-0 Tampa, punting from about midfield.

David Moore with a BAD muff, Bucs get the ball inside the Carolina 20.  Only can get a field goal for 10-0.

When you are a professional, there is an expectation that you can actually, oh I don't know...  CATCH THE DAMN BALL.

5) And NOW it's time for Return of the Doink, and Jake found FOUR this week!  So that's 18 for the year for something which might've happened 1-2 times a year before the ol' Double Doink got so much traction.

So hit his music.

1.  Bears-Patriots  27-21 Bears, about 8 minutes to go in the game, Cairo Santos from 53...

Can't say a magnet on that first one, because the ball was already travelling in a fair line to glance off the upright.  That, comparatively, was a pretty clean flight.

For that to be a magnet kick, a lot more than the "poles" would have to have magnets.

2.  The same can't be said for the extra point in Falcons-49ers.  14-9 49ers after a Falcons touchdown, about 8 to go in the first half....

And that Nick Folk kick had a DEFINITE lurch in its flight.

3.  Browns-Titans.  17-14 Cleveland, about a minute into the fourth, and Andre Smzyt lines up from 43...

And I won't go magnets on this one either -- HOWEVER, I WILL go another rigaroni with a side of baloney.  It looked like Smzyt aimed it right at the upright, and was true as rain in finding it!  Because that looked like the ball was kicked with the intention of it smacking off the upright.

4. Jets-Dolphins.  21-7 Dolphins, start of the 3rd quarter...

And Jason Sanders isn't CLOSE on this 43-yarder.  In fact, if you want to make a magnet call, that was to actually get it to smack off the upright.  That kick was missed the moment it left his foot, and somehow drifted for the conk.

4)  Back to Giants-Texans, back to Cam Skattebo.  14-14, first drive of the second half, Giants in the red zone.

Jake tries to claim the line for Houston is defrauding the play, but they're just getting blocked.  It's clear SOMEONE in the league is pushing Skattebo.

What should more get this play on the list was Skattebo just bouncing off the second fake tackle attempt in the secondary, and both the false tacklers running into each other to clear Skattebo.

And a possible unnecessary cheap shot by Skattebo after he scores as a result.

3) Back to 49ers-Falcons.  2:42 in the 4th, 26-20 Falcons, 49ers at about midfield, 3rd and 9 after a penalty.

OK, the linebacker had to jump, but, as Jake points out, didn't Brock Purdy almost eyeball that very same linebacker, Kendal Daniels?  And threw it where the guy could make a play...  And he probably made reference to a fake tackle attempt too on the return, but it was deemed that's what pushed him out of bounds.

The field goal to seal it ensued.

2) Giants-Texans for the third time.  Devin Singletary wins it in overtime...

... with a run that at least three Texans whiffed on and two of them took each other out.

1) And back to Patriots-Bears for the third time.  And this was the overlay play.

And it's the play that went viral, and, as a result, Jake nominates this for the Most Rigged Play of the Season so far.

1st and 10 New England at the Bears 48.  Last play of the first half, 20-7 Chicago.

Now you would THINK Chicago would be ready for this play, since it has to go into the end zone.

A pass somehow out into the flat is caught, one Bears defender chasing Rhamondre Stevenson.

Jake states team-wide instruction on this play.
  • 21 can't get to him.  Jake claims he probably could've.
  • As often happens in these slop plays, two defensive players (6 and 31) take each other out.
  • 1 goes low and whiffs.
  • And 24 just completely derps the play to ensure Stevenson scores for 20-14 at the half.
And we will see you tomorrow night.  3 outs from glory after a home run, and you can't get one.

That's the kind of stuff, Milwaukee, which can start something.

For Moosie...  :(

Couple of odds and ends for October 27, 2026

  • Malik Beasley has pled guilty to sports bribery, two counts of wire fraud, and money laundering.  Now, NBA, investigate how many games this guy actually fixed -- I can assure you the number is NOT zero.   
  • More disturbing Pat McAfee news...  First, he did not have a good experience with the University of Utah at College Gameday when they had a top-15 matchup with Houston.  Vows never to return after their Instagram account slammed him and he said the kid who got the million-dollar field goal challenge bitched it wasn't three!
  • But that's not the most disturbing part.  After the Charlie Kirk shooting, which McAfee has made reference to several times, the FBI has actually proposed McAfee start wearing a bulletproof vest when he goes on campuses.  This has been in force the better part of a year now.

2026 Week Seven Score Report

Well, that was a week...
  • Didn't think that many points were scored this week, but they got to 632 for the 14 games, 45.14 per game.
  • 4,924 points in 107 games.  46.01 is now the scoring average.
  • 176 penalties this week.  12.5 per game only.  Season:  1,659, 15.5 per game.
  • Most penalties through seven weeks:
    • To no one's material surprise, Green Bay retains the top spot.  (7th seed in NFC)  Their -20 penalty differential is also second-worst in the league.
    • Cleveland is second.  (3rd seed in AFC)
    • Baltimore is third.  (#8 seed and out in the AFC), and they are the team with the worst differential, -25.
    • Houston and the Jets are fourth and fifth.
  • Least penalties through seven weeks:
    • Indianapolis, on average, with only 5.2 penalties a game, 36 in 7 games.
    • Minnesota has the fewest raw, with 34.  (#1 seed in the NFC, last undefeated team in the league)
    • Detroit is third-least.  (#6 seed in the NFC)
    • Kansas City is fourth-least.  (#1 seed in the AFC) Even with only 41 penalties in six games, they have had 37 committed on them!  Only Detroit has fewer, with 36.
    • Pittsburgh is actually better on average, with only 42 in 7 games with no bye yet.
    • Best differential?  Tennessee, a tie between Las Vegas and Minnesota, and Dallas.
  • Home teams were 5-8 this week.  51-49-1 for the season, 15-24-1 the last three weeks.
  • In a marked departure from the season, seven of the 14 games this week finished outside one score.  66/107 games now have finished within one score.
  • Four of the seven were non-competitive, never within one score in the fourth quarter.  One of them that was "competitive" was quite bizarre.  Cincinnati was 14-13 up on Baltimore to start the 4th.  35-13 at the end.   
  • And, with the lack of games within one score, many of the specialties were also rare this week.
  • Only 3 games had Cliffhangers, and it was 5 total Cliffhanger events:
    • Double in Cleveland. Tennessee tied with a field goal at 58 seconds, Cleveland wins it with a field goal at the gun.
    • And Houston tied the Giants at home at :52, the game went to overtime, Houston went 3 and out and got the ball rammed down their throat in a minute and a half.
  • 45 such scores in 25 games this year.
  • And only 1 Last Chance Miss, marking the 39th game this year that a team missed a chance to feasibly tie or win in the last two minutes.  And that was an onside-kick miss, which I do count, even as rarely as they are converted.

Monday, October 26, 2026

Watch This Space: Sounds like Cam Skattebo wants to not be playing, for free or otherwise...

Skattebo, who already has one helmet fine this year already, was actually flagged for this helmet hit...


That's gonna be $47000, bitch. And it sounds like Skattebo doesn't care either... Why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP USING YOUR HELMET AS A GODDAMN BATTERING RAM?

Because the next one is probably going to get you sidelined.

I find it hilarious...

The number of Lions, Vikings, and Bears fans piling in on the Packers with the same message -- that it's about fucking time the Packers get completely fucking screwed over.

Forgetting any number of facts:
  • Saw a couple of Lions fans making reference to the Rodgers Hail Mary after the facemask in Detroit a number of years back.  Forgetting two things:  The replay clearly shows the hand getting inside the facemask for the 15, and then, if you want to talk about rigged games, please explain to me how the Packers receiver who caught the winning touchdown had about a four-yard halo in the endzone for same winning touchdown.
  • If the Packers have gotten so many calls that it's time for the pile-on, you're probably not only saying this has always been a 5-12/5-11 team propped up by the officials, but...
  • ... if the Packers got anything close to all the calls, then where's the Super Bowl the two years they got fucked by Seattle, starting with the Fail Mary and ending with the lay-down to ensure the result in the next year's NFC title game, WWE-style -- that even Mick Foley could see was pro wrestling-inspired?
  • Where's the Super Bowl the year they had the #1 seed and lost to the Giants?
  • How about the nice Tom Brady job they did for the Buccaneers in the same circumstance?
  • And why did it get so bad yesterday that even BRADY, THE single biggest beneficiary of NFL refereeing shenanigans for almost two decades!, could identify the problem?
I could go on if you like, and will if some of you ask.

I make no secret that the games are rigged, no matter who wins.

But when the league not only makes it that flagrant, but basically makes it obvious as to why (which this blog identified the moment Jacobs was first being reported for domestic violence during training camp!), don't then come screaming to me the next time your team gets screwed square up the ass, no matter who the opponent might be!

Looks like we have at least three red flags for Week Seven so far...

  • Detroit-Green Bay
  • San Francisco-Atlanta  To tell the 49ers to knock their shit off.   
  • And this out of the Sunday nighter -- which was the first game in the entire career of Patrick Mahomes that they did not get to the red zone.  Check out these betting numbers.  Hmmmm....