You know the drill by now. Let's see what he came up with. I've got a couple ideas.
Inlay: Seattle-LA Chargers
10) Cincinnati-Jacksonville. 16-10 in the 4th, 6:35 to go, Jacksonville leading and with the ball at the Cincy 25.
Three Cincinnati players, according to Jake, are playing flag football instead -- if there were only flags for them to get. As a result, Chris Rodriguez Jr. seals it with the touchdown run.
9) Same game, 22-17, and Joe Burrow throws it right to the defender for the Last Chance Miss.
If you want people not to believe you're doing this intentionally, you do not lead the defender.
8) Buffalo-New England 7-0 New England, early 2nd quarter
James Cook hurdling touchdown -- and Jake thinks those are scripted too.
There's one problem. Hurdling is such an unsafe play that it's illegal in high school football. Not sure about college. I wouldn't be surprised if they are ducking -- for self-preservation!
7) Take Me Down To Muff Punt City, it's Seattle and the Chargers. 3-0 Chargers, first quarter.
Derius Davis is the perpetrator here. Davis barely made the team this year, and this didn't help matters any. One play later, 7-3 Seattle. No word yet on whether Davis will still be with the Chargers by Sunday.
6) And speaking of the music, it's Return of the Doink. We have only one this week to total eight so far in the season.
But he also missed one in Week 1 to bring the total to eight.
The Week 4 one is Carolina-Detroit, 13-6 Carolina mid-second quarter. And it's slightly shorter than an extra point at 33 yards.
And this one does look like it's a magnet job -- it looks to start going right toward the center of the uprights until it takes a HARD RIGHT into the right upright and is no good as a result.
5) Back to Seattle and the Chargers, and this still isn't the one he put in the pre-list, so this game gets at least three!
And it's another pseudo-scripted Justin (S)Herbert interception -- thrown into basically triple coverage. Even if the defender didn't make a good play at the 40, chances are the defender five down the field would've gotten it.
4) Giants-Arizona, and it's the convenient last... possible... play. 4th and goal, down 6, Arizona at the Giants 4...
And if you don't think that Jake is right, I want to ask you a question about that pass. If the Arizona quarterback (Jacoby Brisset) seriously wanted his receiver to catch it, why does he put it to the INSIDE of the defender? That Last Chance Miss, and apparently intentional, gets the place on this list as a result.
3) Back to Seattle and the Chargers for the third time, and I think this one was the play that he used as the inset. This was the play after the muffed punt.
Screen, blockers, four missed tackles, including one comedically low. Touchdown, Emanuel Wilson.
2) Back to Buffalo-New England. 29-26 New England, 1:14 to go, 2nd down on about their 40. Two timeouts.
And he chucks it God Knows where into double coverage where one defender can literally park a car underneath and wait for it to come down.
1) He doesn't even do the one from Minnesota. In fact, it's the third one from Buffalo-New England, and gets the last five and a half minutes of the video.
He's calling a magnetic-glove catch here. This was the game-winning touchdown with 1:50 to go to Efton Chism III.
Since it's the first one of the year, he has to break out the video for actual marketing of a magnetic glove situation -- but, again, he makes it clear the ad doesn't mention legality with respect to the NFL...
And there's a reason for that belief. The ball literally goes into one hand of Chism and stays there. Not only doesn't it really move, but how in the Hell does he get it like THAT and then go to the ground and somehow pass the NFL definition of a catch? Watch the replays -- the ball doesn't move. How in the Hell do you get that kind of grip on the ball without Stickem?
Magnets.