The homophobia and transphobia and murderous nature of FIFA in past World Cup locations would be enough.
But this particular Cup, I call it the Trump Cup for a reason -- and there's a far larger story developing across sports which is going to fold into the boycott post:
The fact that President Pedophile Pigfucker Donald Trump is trying to insert himself into the national culture.
And recent stories indicate that I can come up with at least FIVE DIFFERENT SPORTS in which this is becoming apparent -- and I'm not counting the Trump Transphobe Games in Los Angeles in 2028 on this list:
The first is the recently completed "Enhanced Games" in Las Vegas, NV -- partially financed and supported by the Trump family, led by Cocaine Donald himself, Don Jr.
There are two major problems with what went down at the event: The first is that only one world record was actually beaten by a steroided athlete: The 50-meter butterfly.
But that leads directly into the second major problem: If there's anything apparent, at least to date, that only one world record was actually bested at the event, it indicates the amount of rampant abuse almost certainly under the table across the gamut of the relevant sports (which, for these Games, included track, swimming, and weightlifting).
I have long believed, as one example, that Usain Bolt is barely human at all -- that he is in fact the first successful genetically perfected athlete. For him to so completely dominate at 100 meters to the point that I actually believe his best time was actually done with him all but pulling up 10 meters before the finish before someone saw something absurd like 9.39 (instead of the 9.58 he actually ran) and started asking real questions -- remembering that the sprints contain some of the most chemically-abusing athletes in the sport...
But if the Enhanced Games, at least the first ones, showed anything, it showed almost certainly how much drugs are still married to even supposedly "legitimate" races.
The second is that Donald Trump is going to go to Madison Square Garden and support his friend James Dolan, owner of the New York Knicks, in his shock (politically rigged???) berth to win an NBA Championship. He goes to see Game 3 on Monday. Knicks are up 2-0.
Fans are being told to prepare for a thousand or more security force at Madison Square Garden.
The third is Pigfucker's UFC Birthday, his UFC "Freedom 250" (*SNORK*) card on the lawn of the White House.
And we could add two things to that monstrosity right now, since he's not planning on taking down the cage afterward:
1) Execution chamber/Gladiator Games? He's already said he wants trained MMA fighters to kill illegal immigrants for entertainment.
2) The ballroom is for the elite to have a protected place to watch and spend money for methods, in the style of The Purge?
The fourth, just down the figurative street, is Jaxson Dart and the introductions he's made of Trump, much to the chagrin of some of his team's fans.
Be real, people: Many people are trying to position themselves in the political realities of sports and entertainment, with President Pigfucker being the centerpiece -- perhaps kingmaker.
And that gets to the fifth and final different sport of this, and his 2026 magnum opus: The FIFA Peace Prize Donald Trump Cup, as known to the rest of the world as The 2026 Men's FIFA World Cup.
Fuck the World Cup.
Fuck FIFA.
Fuck Trump.
Etc. and so forth and so on.
If there's any way he can get himself named the champion of the 2026 Men's FIFA World Cup, he will do so. There's obviously believability in both literal and figurative senses to this, but this could end up stinking far worse than the last two did!
