And guess what we found out, Packer Nation...

There are THREE OTHER WOMEN -- at least! -- who are now accusing Josh Jacobs of misconduct.

All For A Lie: And this is WHY we criticize helmet to helmet hits...

Division II sacrifice to football Tyler Ulrich was killed by a helmet-to-helmet hit.

That is the conclusion of the coroner, reported to ESPN.

There it is, fuckos.  You got what you wanted (not many of the readers here -- but the stampede of football fans who want these kinds of hits).

Brain bleed as a result of Traumatic Brain Injury due to helmet hit.

After Further Review: I can think of one reason they might have, and one reason they SHOULD HAVE...

Somewhat surprisingly (in my book -- when Carolina is on, they are actually quite a good team), the Green Bay Packers defeated Carolina 27-19 at Lambeau tonight.

And with some of this that you'll see taken from X, it sounds like the league had one thing in mind:  Some give-back from Detroit:

BREAKING: #Panthers fans are FURIOUS that #Packers WR Matthew Golden punched a Carolina defensive back and was NOT penalized or ejected from the game. Usually, throwing a punch results in an ejection. Only Carolina received penalties on the play. 😳😳😳 https://t.co/I4j34YtY8c

— MLFootball (@MLFootball) October 30, 2026

That's an ejection. Zero doubt on that. And there WAS apparently a discussion...

The Refs Even Followed Matthew Golden To The Bench To Keep Talking To Him. That's Not A Quick Heads Up Anymore. That's A Full-On Conversation. Whatever's Going On, The Officials Really Want Him To Hear It. Something's Up. 👀 https://t.co/LS34QgGF1S

— SM Highlights (@SMHighlights1) October 30, 2026

And, later on, he apparently got injured in the chest and was taken to the hospital for observation.

BUT THEN...

🚨THIS IS AN ALL-TIME COMEBACK🚨 #PACKERS WR CHRISTIAN WATSON WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL IN AN AMBULANCE AFTER SUFFERING AN INJURY. Watson was reportedly cleared at the hospital, returned to Lambeau Field in an ambulance, and is now preparing to get back on the field. 👀👀👀 https://t.co/k01cmWN13x

— MLFootball (@MLFootball) October 30, 2026

Ah yes, let's pull out the Lamar Needs A Bathroom Break motif on this one.

But I hope the league was watching this one.  Josh Jacobs scored his first NFL touchdown of the season tonight -- and promptly shit all over his victims in the end zone...

Josh Jacobs did the handcfuff celebration after getting arrested for domestic violence. https://t.co/b92VhJL7ZT

— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) October 30, 2026

If he were to get suspended, it'll be announced tomorrow. If he's fined for that (and he should be -- under Violent Signal, if nothing else), it'll be announced on November 7, NEXT WEEK'S Fine Blotter.

(DAMN RIGHT HE SHOULD BE AT LEAST FINED!  The only reason I might not agree with suspended is due to the fact he has sat six on the Commissioner's List already -- and the incident itself needs to be handled first.)

So I do think the Packers got at least some degree of help tonight.

Detroit is the reason they probably did, if so.

But I have a better one the NFL probably knows about.

Tom Grossi, for those who do not know, is an NFL/Packer YouTuber.  And, for years, he has been religious with comedic videos on most of the NFL news of the day, as well as weekly contributions with his Dumpster Fire colleagues and at least four NFL streams a week, where his comedic stylings are added to all Packer games and all national prime-time games.

Grossi was forced to suspend his content Monday, with the exception of a VERY ROUGH stream tonight for the Packer game -- and he was back and forth on THAT.

As those of us who have followed his two "I will stream til I get a million dollars for charity" telethons (and he has succeeded within 168 hours BOTH TIMES) -- and this on top of his two "30 [NFL Cities] in 30 [Days]" fundraisers for St. Jude -- well know, Tom has a lot of animal friends as pets.

One of them, a dog named Dash.  Affectionately called "Moosie".

Over the course of the early season, Tom was putting into the background (but did tell us) that Moosie had increasing medical problems.

Monday, in his suspension of content, he noted Moosie had gone terminal with cancer in the intestines.

Moosie "crossed the Rainbow Bridge" on Wednesday.

(God, that's hard for me to even type.  Imagine digging the grave on the property the same day and performing the burial.)

The reason I mention this and that I would hope this would be perhaps the reason the Pack got a few extra favors called in tonight is that Tom, for his first "30 in 30", won the Fan of the Year trophy from the NFL.  (The award has since been discontinued -- probably due to some of the negative stories about NFL superfans -- NOT TOM.)

The NFL well knows about Grossi.  The NFL made sure, when the Draft was in Green Bay, that he got to announce a draft pick, shortly before relocating to Wisconsin.  

Tom has not rested on his laurels.  Two million-dollar streams, an international tour marathon to raise money, a second "30 in 30" that, with a telethon stream tacked in (with a broken rib he suffered in Philadelphia!), raised a million and a half for St. Jude...

Let's just say tonight was for Moosie, even if it wasn't.

Normally, this would get Odds and Sods, but this is a big story.

• In what may be the first real movement against the prediction markets, Polymarket has been compelled to stop offering sports "markets" (sports betting under another guise) in the state of Michigan.  So basically sports "prediction markets" are now out of business in the state of Michigan -- and under a Federal court ruling.  (Source)
• EDIT TO ADD:  In a semi-unrelated story, Saquon Barkley was recently ordered by the NFL to divest his share in Polymarket.  The league, unlike many states, views the prediction markets as gambling junkets.  (ESPN)

All For A Lie: THEY ALL HAVE CTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another piece of evidence which dovetails back to something I said a few weeks ago.

This one from Scientific American through JAMA Network Open.

If people actually took a study like this remotely seriously, the sport of football -- at all levels -- would be outlawed.

The latest numbers from a study of thousands of deceased NFL players and their medical records indicates that at least 3/4 of them died with the brain disease CTE.

Let me save you the bother:  THEY ALL HAVE IT.

Every.  Last.  Goddamn.  One of them.

Those who weren't picked out just didn't have it progressed enough to be detectable (in the cases they were able to research the brains) or discernible through the medical records (for the rest).

Football is America's Death Sport -- it's Gladiator Game.

ADDITIONAL INFO:  The records studied were for players who died from 2008 to 2023.

Well, I guess we get to figure out if the NFL believes victims or not...

Justin Tucker, a year-plus out of the league for his own massage therapist alleged indiscretions, is back with the league...

... with Kansas City's practice squad, as MAGA Boy has struggled in the kicking role.

Did the Chiefs brass again fail to read the room?  Have they not seen what's happened in Green Bay and the like, or do they think it's a Cleveland scenario with the DeRapist Rapist Redemption Tour percolating under the surface and want to go THAT route?

Without... Further... Comment...

Except to say I verified it before I did this post...

@NFL out here with the shrug emjoi. The know they have a sports beting and game rigging problem. Have had it for a long time. They are too big to care. #rigged #BoycottNFL https://t.co/WvvsYncHIL

— Confused404 (@confused_404) October 28, 2026