Showing posts with label Break Out the Adding Machine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Break Out the Adding Machine. Show all posts

Friday, September 25, 2026

2026 NFL Fine Blotter, Part Three: Whatever happens, New York MUST get involved...

Another charge of persistent unsportsmanlike conduct:

  • Detroit:  Amon Ra-St. Brown:  Over $56,000 -- we'll get the precise number tomorrow -- for four different incidents of Ra-St. Brown mock-smoking during play.
OK, NFL.  It's time for New York to get involved.

You have to have league officials watching each game.  They have to be able to buzz the officials to throw flags on this crap.

If the fines stand, then all three players involved should've been suspended for Week Three.  Because all three players should've been ejected from their games for the Unsportsmanlike Conduct Rule.

There needs to be a league directive, and I'm afraid the time has come:  ANYTHING other than Hand The Ball To The Ref, Shut The Fuck Up, And Go To Your Huddle Or Sideline, is 15 yards and a strike to ejection.

EDIT TO ADD 1:50 PM PDT 9/25/26:  Now that Super Fraud has it's own X account -- for now...  (I don't see that lasting four weeks with my political stands), ANOTHER taunting/illegal celebration fine:
  • Dallas:  Jake Ferguson was fined, presumably the about 14 grand, we'll find out tomorrow.  Another "drinking of beer" celebration.
This one probably should stand.  There's an important distinction.  The use of a ball as a prop has been a penalty and a fine for a number of years.  THAT should allow this one to stand where Juszczyk's has to be an issue.

Thursday, September 24, 2026

2026 NFL Fine Blotter, Week Two Part Two: The People's Fines?

And this is the biggest fine of the year, if the MSN report of that is true.  We'll find out Saturday.

But the Cincinnati Bengals' two star players, Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins, have been fined over $80,000, per the report, for The People's Elbow.

Six Times!

I'm actually surprised the league didn't buzz the officials for a "non-football act" penalty for that.

Six times???  And no flags???

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

2026 Week Two Score Report

Well, this week looked a bit more sane than Week 1 -- at least after Thursday night...
  • 647 points this week, not even 40.5 this week after basically a 50 per last week!
  • 1,438 points for the two weeks, then.  Average:  44.94
  • Home teams were 7-9, 17-14 for the season.
  • 6 Cliffhangers in 3 games this week -- GB snags an overtime FG to Escape From New York, a double in Tennessee with a go-ahead FG for TEN at 1:56, only to get the winning TD pass for Philly at 9 seconds, and Sunday night's shenanigans.
    5 Last Chance Misses, including Chicago getting four shots from the 20 and inside the last four plays...
  • Also including a 4-bagger in Kansas City for the rig-job Sunday night.  Long pass play at the gun almost gets there for Mahomes, and three overtime field goals for the triple-cliffhanger on top.
  • 7 non-competitive games -- which means, of the first 32 games, fully 13 never were within eight points at any point in the fourth quarter.  There's going to be a LOT of shit football this year.
  • Only one other game finished within eight points, and one other was within 8 at some point in the fourth quarter but didn't finish there.
  • 9 Cliffhangers in five games, 11 Last Chance Misses, 4 other games finished within 8, and 3 were within 8 at some point in the fourth quarter but didn't finish there.

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Some thoughts on Week Two

  • Last week the Bears scored 59 points.  This week:  3.  Minnesota is 2-0 in two of the ugliest wins this league has produced in some time.
  • And, while we're on the subject: Last week, the Panthers gave up 59 points and lost 59-37. Well, they got one thing consistent this week: They scored 34 -- but only gave up 3!!!
  • The 49ers will go 2-0, and the march toward a very probable 0-16 for the Dolphins continues apace.  As I start this bullet-point post, it's 35-6 San Francisco over Miami in the 3rd.
  • Somebody's getting fined this week...
Hmmm...  Methinks the players are often co-participants.
  • Oh great...  DeRapist Rapist actually won one.  In a lightning storm where most sane NFL fans would ask if it could take both teams out, the Browns actually won one -- 23-20 over the Buccaneers in Tampa.
  • Early in the day, several taunting calls got even a friend of Tom Grossi angry enough to rant over X, and got that trending.  And most of Football Nation America wants mouths to be allowed to be shot off.  You do realize, it's punches next...   

Saturday, September 19, 2026

2026 Week One Fine Blotter, The Saturday Report

Here's the page.  They're doing it a bit differently this year.  Instead of a week-to-week dropdown menu, they're listing them all on one page.  They usually do the full report around 4 Eastern.

And the new policy and the Points of Emphasis and the one-time amnesties at the end of the season are now in effect.

20 more fines this week, 22 total, three of them under the Points of Emphasis, three more are helmet fouls I think should fall under the PoE.

Conduct:

  • Chicago:  Jahdae Walker, $5,620, Taunting
  • Dallas:  Javontae Williams, $11,941, Taunting
  • Seattle:  DeVon Witherspoon, $11,941, Taunting
  • Washington:  Stefon Diggs, $14,926, other illegal celebration or vulgar act.  Jumped, straddled the goalpost support.
Late Hit:
  • Dallas:  DeMarvion Overshown, $9,527
  • Denver:  Alex Singleton, $11,941
Roughing the Passer:
  • Carolina:  Derrick Brown, $17,911, a late hit.
  • Green Bay:  Lukas Van Ness, $17,911, blow to the head
  • Houston:  Mario Edwards, $8,263, blow to the knee or lower body
  • LA Rams:  Tyler Davis, $6,225, blow to the head
Other non-Points of Emphasis:
  • Dallas:  Donovan Ezelraku, $11,941, face mask
  • Kansas City:  Trey Smith, $6,750, chop block
  • San Francisco:  Jake Tonges, $9,266, leg whip (And a good reason for the rule -- Tonges injured himself with the leg whip -- OUT FOR THE SEASON.)
  • Tennessee:  Calvin Ridley, $12,537, Striking, etc.
Actually, I stand corrected:  Rereading the policy, not all helmet fouls are actually strikes against the policy -- which I think is bullshit, they're the biggest fines many weeks (including the only two fines over 20 grand this week), and has been a Point of Emphasis in this league several years.  So while we straighten this out, here are the helmet fouls:
  • LA Rams:  Nate Landman, $11,111, helmet foul
  • San Francisco:  Kyle Juszczyk, $20,033, helmet foul
  • Detroit:  Jahmyr Gibbs got the biggest fine of the week, $23,207 for a helmet foul
Which leaves these as the Points of Emphasis fouls, all of which constitute STRIKE ONE against the offenders for possible suspension and can only be half-amnestied if not repeated.  A second such fine in the season will result in a league meeting.  A third is a one-game suspension.  (Pending appeals)
  • Buffalo:  Sam Frankin, $9,425, blindside block
  • Green Bay:  Evan Williams, $7,027, defenseless player foul
  • Miami:  Chris Johnson, $17,911, hip drop tackle
Officials Accountability:
  • Of the 20 fines, only 11 were flagged.
  • Of the 3 Player Safety Points of Emphasis fouls, only TWO were flagged.
  • NONE of the three helmet fouls were flagged.
  • The four of the six I think are within the policy which were not flagged:
    • Gibbs' should stand. It was use of the helmet in the end zone after he scored. That should've been 15 for a late hit.
    • No video on the Landman helmet foul.
    • How the Hell did the refs miss the Kyle Juszczyk foul, sans rigging?  Clear leading with the helmet to block at the point of attack!
    • No video, apparently, on the Johnson hip drop tackle either, and that was the one which was not flagged.

Friday, September 18, 2026

Early 2026 Week One Fine Blotter Part One: Two uniform violations...

We haven't had the normal Gameday Accountability situation yet -- that's tomorrow at about 1 Pacific.

But two eyeblack violations have hit the Internet.
  • Arizona:  Kei'Trel Clark, $6,651 for a "Glory Be To God" message, which has enraged the MAGA crowd.  I again remind them to look up the rule.  ANYTHING not approved by the league is fined.
  • Houston:  Azeez Al-Shaair, $11,492 for the name of "Hind Rajab", a Palestinian girl killed by Israeli forces.  Kyrie Irving of the NBA has offered to pay the fine.

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Wow, that was a scripted production...

There was no doubt that the Bills were going to win the first game in their new stadium tonight.

The Lions more than made sure of that with a number of indisciplined penalties, effectively zero defense, and basically a full surrender job after a turnover at 34-24 in the fourth.

But they still scored another touchdown to make it 41-31, and make the Buffalo Bills the first team in NFL history to go 2-0, giving up over 30 points in both games.

Let me give you an idea of how thrown this was on the part of the Lions -- AND how much the NFL had to struggle not to completely lose it's Amazon audience.
  • The Buffalo Bills got almost 300 yards of offense in their first four drives in the first half, all resultant in touchdowns.
  • It's 27-7, third down, Buffalo's driving again about their 40 yard line.  Josh Allen scrambles and appears to have the first down if he keeps running.
  • So he shovels the ball off to a receiver, who drops it because he didn't expect, fourth down, the game's first Buffalo punt.
  • With 6 seconds left, Detroit decides to run the ball to confuse the Buffalo defense, and Buffalo gets called for tripping the ball carrier.  (Only thing that would've mattered was the distance -- there WAS one second left and Detroit had a time out.)  Bugger if we could see it on the replay.
  • Field goal -- 27-10 at halftime.
  • At that point, I call it during the halftime...

  • Wouldn't you know it?  27-17 after about a six-minute drive.
  • But then the Bills dogwalk the Detroit "defense" on an EIGHT-MINUTE drive for 34-17.
  • Then Detroit decides people still need to be watching the game in the fourth quarter -- five-minute drive, 34-24.
  • They get the stop...
  • And then 3 and out, and that's the surrender.
  • Touchdowns are traded for 41-31, the final.
And I guess we, at least for Sunday, have to go on Record Watch.

The 72 points tonight means the first 17 games in this NFL season have now scored 862 points.  An average of 50.71 points per game.

That is an NFL record for 17 games.  Remember that Week 1 tied the NFL record for most points in a Week 1 with 2002.  Only one game in that Week 2 beat the 71 -- and that was a 45-39 overtime game, also with Buffalo winning, this time over Minnesota.

Monday, September 14, 2026

2026 Week One Score Report

Starting with an addendum to the Dud of the Week.

That performance by the Denver Broncos was an embarrassment to the league.  It won't make the stand for the award, but that gets at least a mention.

Not that the game wasn't basically certain for the Chiefs and Mahomes to begin with -- including, according to vlogger Tom Grossi, showing Taylor Swift SEVEN TIMES in the first three quarters.

  • Another way you can probably think the game was rigged.  They needed 41 points to tie the record for the most points in a Week 1. (791)
  • They got exactly 41 points for the 791 total.  And that was after a 13-10 and 27-7 pair of games to start it.
  • Another interesting statistic from Reddit:  For the first time in league history, a 16-game week has ended with every game having a different point differential.
  • Home teams were 10-5 this week, including every game late window on forward except the Chargers.
  • 3 Cliffhangers this week -- Three instances in two games in which a tying or winning score comes in the last two minutes or overtime (Buffalo, double in Detroit), 
  • 6 Last Chance Misses -- in which any play in the last two minutes feasibly can tie or win the game but is missed.  However, that was only in four games.  Washington missed a tying two in the last two minutes, then the onside.
  • And then we had a four-bagger in Detroit.  Cliffhanger for the Saints at 1:07, a field goal missed at the gun for the Saints.  An overtime touchdown for Detroit, but with the new rules, New Orleans could get the touchdown back -- but then missed the two-point conversion to win it.  2 Cliffhangers, 2 Last Chance Misses
  • 6 games were non-competitive, in which the game never got within eight points in the fourth quarter.
  • And 2 more were within 8 at some point in the fourth quarter, but finished outside it, meaning half the schedule ended up comparative blowouts.
  • And the final 3 games finished within 8, but, in all three cases, the winning team had the ball for more than the final two minutes.

2026 Week One Score Report, before the Monday Nighter....

Noted on Reddit (and I apparently have been reinstated to X again -- that makes TWICE on account #...  10?  12???)...

Anyhow, it has been noted that the record for Week 1 scoring was set in 2002 at 791 points, which would be an average of 49 and change for the week.

Even after a 13-10 opener and a 27-7 game in Australia, we now stand at 750 points -- a flat 50 per game.

Now, both quarterbacks are coming off major injuries, etc.  But if the Monday nighter can get 41 or more....

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Called it. The league does not tolerate star players with domestic violence...

22-17 Green Bay after 3.

39-22 Minnesota at the end.  22 unanswered in the fourth.

And Packer Fan is bitching about the calls in the fourth.

Dez Caught It -- and that's the first part of learning why.

The Packers won't even be in this year's playoffs.

Saturday, September 12, 2026

Friday, September 11, 2026

This may be one of the oddest football victories I've ever heard of...

Dateline:  Florida

Buchholz High is playing West Port in a Florida high school football game.

Buchholz scored on three of it's first four offensive plays to go up 21-0 about three minutes into the game.

Then, as they go to kick off for at least the third time in three game minutes, lightning in the area suspends the game and then calls it.

I can attest from my Debbie Gibson MLS trip in 1997 -- severe weather in Florida is NO JOKE this time of year!

The interesting part of it?  The game was recorded as a 21-0 victory for Buchholz, even though just three minutes and eight seconds of the game were played.

No chicanery involved.  Just file this under "how is that allowed"?

Buchholz is 4-0.  West Port has won a game this season.

A Day of Conspiracy Theories: Part I: COVID

I have long asked this question of the White Right Anti-Vaxxers...

And, though the answer is not directed at me personally, I must give points for the attempt to actually frame an answer to the question consistent with the "it's the vaccines" belief.

(In fact, given more reflection, I think it's likely that this person actually falls into the "There Was No COVID At All" camp, which has it's own ramifications.)

I do frequent White Right rags like the supposed American Thinker to see what the people who want to kill me and those close to me think.

Well, today, I actually see an article from Antonio Chaves (which I will not link).

I have long asked the question that if it is the vaccines, how do you explain the nearly 3% drop in life expectancy in the United States in 2020 and 2021, knowing that the vaccines were not largely available to the general public until well into 2021?

Chaves' answer?  The opioid epidemic.

He DOES provide a significant chart -- an Asian death year over 2010 baseline chart of the COVID Era which shows a far more significant death pattern between the ages of 25 and 45 (I would dare say, the "Died Suddenly" crowd, those most susceptible to dying of cardiac arrest where no known other cause would be other than either COVID, Long COVID, or what they believe is the vaccines...), and since the accepted numbers from the CDC attribute a massive explosion in deaths in that age range to the opioid epidemic (since 2000), that all the excess deaths in that age range can basically be, instead, applied to opioids instead -- driven by the isolation protocols of the day.

There are several problems with this:
  • If this were the case, why has the life expectancy recovered since the vaccines became widely available?  
  • It would stand to reason that the only way the life expectancy could recover at that point (especially if 25-45 were drugging themselves to death in obscene numbers) is if basically all the addicts died off.  True especially because many of said addicts would be unemployable 25-45s, and hence the end of the isolation protocols would make no material difference to them.
  • You still don't account for the number of dead FAR EXCEEDING even the admitted COVID death tolls (almost certainly now the better part of an order of magnitude)...  If you're willing to state that you believe that comes from a massive number of opioid deaths (which would be declared desirable deaths by the right-wing, not unakin to the fat, lazy, etc. you wanted to die to COVID...)
  • Since you don't, then, believe any virus then existed, are you then willing to make the charge that staff at nursing homes throughout the country committed mass murder by smothering their clients when they were no longer of (financial) use, etc.?
I give you points for actually answering the question consistent with your political stands.

But I think you are far under the mark unless you are willing to make even more monstrous charges than the vaccines or the fact there was no virus at all.

Thursday, September 10, 2026

Extension and Further Remarks From Last Night's Pigfucker Bribe

The more I think about it, the more I think it's endemic to this blog.

Donald Trump's $5,000 a head bribe if the Republicans retain both houses of Congress is massively inflationary in the Republican mindset.

And then there's the question of how to pay for it.

I think it's clear how he's going to pay for it:  A massive pile of millions of American dead bodies.

It's BLOOD MONEY.

Start with the transgenders, that's 3 million gone.

Then you kill all the homeless, that's another million admitted and probably far more.

Then the lifers in prison and the mentally ill.

Are we getting to the point of a trillion dollars believed saved yet?

If not, then you get to the noncompliant, and then start sprinkling in some "Communists and Socialists" (read: Democrats).

PS:  And then a Zerohedge commenter with another prescient point.  Most of the money, he believes, is going to end up in prediction markets or fantasy sports (or both).

And then I remembered how much of a stake the Trump regime has in the former!

PPS:  The Republicans will hold the Senate.  I've always believed it, but last night's stunt by Fetterman to actually appear in support of Trump at the REPUBLICAN midterm convention should seal the deal for the general public.  Even if the Democrats get to 51, he then jumps.

As the minority party, he can drag the party to the right.

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Sunday, September 6, 2026

Follow-up on the Michigan-Central Michigan rig-job...

I'd really like to know what clock they're using.

Go back to the video I posted.  It shows a brief moment of the replay with an auxiliary clock (NOT the unofficial NBC one on the scorebug -- watch the brief replay on the video I posted or any longer replay you have).  And, as I have always understood, that is the clock they use for time determination on review.

The ball is still several frames in the air before the player touches it (and yes, the player was out of bounds when he jumped, so he would be out and the ball incomplete at the moment of touching) -- and since you are video-reviewing, you can stop it at 0:00 live.

The conferences and Central Michigan have released statements accepting the result.

How much more did they pay you, Central Michigan, to walk away from state superiority in the Big House?

Asking for a friend.

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Pre-season Week 3 Fine Blotter

This'll be quick.  Only five for the week.

Point of Emphasis, both for helmet fouls:
  • Buffalo:  Jalen Kilgore, $5,560
  • New Orleans:  Danny Stutsman, $7,011
All the others:
  • Indianapolis:  Cam Taylor-Britt, Striking, etc., $7,791
  • Minnesota:  Jermar Jefferson, Face Mask, $5,583
  • Pittsburgh:  Donelko Slaughter, Taunting, $4,917

Pre-season Week 2 Fine Blotter

Forgot to do this -- Week 3 should be out later today.  I doubt, again, that any incidents here will count as strikes on the new policy until regular-season Week 1.

Policy-level fines first:

Helmet fouls:
  • Arizona:  Karson Sharar, $5,372, on the opening kickoff
  • Dallas:  Malik Davis, $6,735
  • Las Vegas:  Dre Ogunbawale, $7,222
Hip Drop Tackle:
  • Cincinnati:  Shaka Heyward, $5,972
Defenseless Player:
  • Arizona:  Dadion Taylor-Demerson, $7,148
  • Arizona:  Wydett Williams, $4,935 (all three Arizona fines in the first half, only Taylor-Demerson's was flagged)
Blindside Block:
  • Kansas City:  Jake Briningstool, $4,972
Outside the Points of Emphasis:

Conduct, all this week for Taunting:
  • Buffalo:  Chase Lundt, $5,868
  • Las Vegas:  Jermod McCoy, $6,729
  • Tennessee:  Cedric Gray, $7,131
Striking, etc:
  • Tampa Bay:  Ted Hurst, $6,985
Sounds like the big loser of the preseason week was facemasks:
  • Indianapolis:  Trey Washington, $5,583
  • New Orleans:  Treyton Welsh, $5,583
  • Seattle:  Andre Fuller, $5,112
  • Seattle:  Aaron Smith, $4,917 (the two Seattle fouls were three minutes apart in the fourth quarter, but to the NFL's credit, both of these were flagged)
  • Tennessee:  Oluwafemi Oladejo gets the biggest fine of the week, $10,625.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Throw the Clippers out of the NBA

Said the same thing on the Kevin McHale situation in Minnesota a lot of years back, and I think that might pale to this.

The repeated salary-cap transgressions of the Clippers mean:

  • Owner Steve Ballmer and President of Business Operations Gillian Zucker are banned from the league for at least one year.
  • President of Basketball Operations Lawrence Frank for at least six months. 
  • The team is fined $30,000,000
  • And they lose their next five first-round picks.
  • Leonard is fined $700,000.
Throw em out.  Go one team fewer, all non-involved players become immediate free agents.

Friday, August 28, 2026

The rest of the preseason NFL suspension blotter...

Source:  MSN.

Already covered:
  • New Orleans:  Brock Rechsteiner, six games, PED policy.
  • Atlanta:  James Pearce, eight games, personal conduct, attempted murder
  • Buffalo:  Phidarian Mathis, three games, apparently an alcohol-related personal conduct offense from 2025.
  • Washington:  Dorrance Armstrong, one game, personal conduct, assault charge in 2025.
Here are the rest that we know of:
  • Tennessee:  Nazeeh Johnson, six games, PED policy -- according to his admission, sounds like it was a fertility drug banned by the league.
  • Minnesota:  Jeshaun Jones, three games, PED policy, unknown.  Might be alcohol like Mathis, might be failure to cooperate several times with the program.
  • Indianapolis:  Probably the highest profile one, Cam Taylor-Britt, one game, personal conduct, reckless driving arrest in 2025.