Saturday, October 31, 2026

2026 Week Seven NFL Fine Blotter

So here we go for Week Seven.

Let's first take care of some off business:

Uniform violation:

  • Bears:  Caleb Williams:  Ongoing issues with the league, unapproved brand of cleats again, that one costs his $23,882 and might get him a pregame visit from the refs Monday in Week 8.  He might well get told to change his cleats to an approved brand or be ejected until he does!  And there's more to this story:  Williams claims the Caddix cleats are actually safer for him, and the company will gladly pay all fines as the situation continues -- and it appears it will Monday night!

Officials Commentary:

  • Packers:  Xavier McKinney:  Didn't disclose whether it was $25,000 or more, but he was fined at least that and said it was worth every penny.  Given what the Packers saw on the Thursday nighter, he might well have been right.

And now, to the weekly report:

Unsportsmanlike Conduct:

  • Green Bay:  Brandon Cisse, $9,459, taunting
  • LA Rams:  Blake Corum, $8,733, violent gesture
  • New Orleans:  Chris Rumph, $11,111, taunting
  • Pittsburgh:  Darnell Washington, $14,926, illegal celebration

And we now bleed into the Facemask penalties with a double:

  • Arizona: Trey McBride, $11,941 for each of a taunting
  • Arizona: Trey McBride, and a facemask.  That makes him a THREE-TIME LOSER.

Helmet Fouls:

  • New York Giants:  Cam Skattebo.  He was only fined $7,073 for his helmet foul from last week, so I must assume the other helmet foul was appealed off.
  • Chicago:  Clark Phillips, $11,550.
  • Denver:  Brandon Jones, $23,882
  • Denver:  Alex Singleton, $47,762, making him a FOUR-TIME LOSER this season.  A late hit, a defenseless player strike, and two helmet fouls.
  • Detroit:  Brian Branch, $23,882 -- this was one of the number of players Packer Fan was referring to from the Sunday nighter.
  • Indianapolis:  Cam Taylor-Britt, $7,791.  TWO-TIME LOSER.
  • Pittsburgh:  Brandon Smith, $4,918
  • San Francisco:  Jordan James, $6,194

Roughing the Passer:

  • Dallas:  LT Overton, $6,013, head/neck.
  • New England:  Gabe Jacas, $8,744, late.

Late Hit:

  • Detroit:  Derrick Barnes, $11,941
  • Houston:  Ja'Marcus Ingram, $6,361

Tripping:

  • Indianapolis:  Spencer Shrader, $7,639, on the opening kickoff.

Striking, etc.

  • Las Vegas:  Tommy Eichenberg, $6,441  Had a preseason fine for a similar offense appealed off.  Or this one would've been double.
  • Philadelphia:  Jalen Carter, $12,537
  • And look who's back:  San Francisco:  Dre Greenlaw, $12,537  That makes him a THREE-TIME LOSER, with a suspension as well.

And now, the Points of Emphasis fouls:

  • Cleveland:  Daniel Thomas, $7,541, blindside block.  His first strike.
  • Dallas:  Shemar James, $6,171, defenseless player foul.  His first strike.
  • Houston:  MJ Stewart, $11,667, hip-drop tackle.  His first strike.
  • Las Vegas:  Treydan Stukes, $12,725, horse-collar tackle.  His first strike.
  • Seattle:  Uchenna Nwosu, $17,911, horse-collar tackle.  His first strike.

26 this week on the blotter.  Five Points of Emphasis fines.

Friday, October 30, 2026

And guess what we found out, Packer Nation...

There are THREE OTHER WOMEN -- at least! -- who are now accusing Josh Jacobs of misconduct.

EDIT TO ADD 10/31/26 4:15 PM PDT:  And the NFL is now investigating those too.

All For A Lie: And this is WHY we criticize helmet to helmet hits...

Division II sacrifice to football Tyler Ulrich was killed by a helmet-to-helmet hit.

That is the conclusion of the coroner, reported to ESPN.

There it is, fuckos.  You got what you wanted (not many of the readers here -- but the stampede of football fans who want these kinds of hits).

Brain bleed as a result of Traumatic Brain Injury due to helmet hit.

Thursday, October 29, 2026

After Further Review: I can think of one reason they might have, and one reason they SHOULD HAVE...

Somewhat surprisingly (in my book -- when Carolina is on, they are actually quite a good team), the Green Bay Packers defeated Carolina 27-19 at Lambeau tonight.

And with some of this that you'll see taken from X, it sounds like the league had one thing in mind:  Some give-back from Detroit:
That's an ejection. Zero doubt on that. And there WAS apparently a discussion...And, later on, he apparently got injured in the chest and was taken to the hospital for observation.

BUT THEN... Ah yes, let's pull out the Lamar Needs A Bathroom Break motif on this one.

But I hope the league was watching this one.  Josh Jacobs scored his first NFL touchdown of the season tonight -- and promptly shit all over his victims in the end zone...
If he were to get suspended, it'll be announced tomorrow. If he's fined for that (and he should be -- under Violent Signal, if nothing else), it'll be announced on November 7, NEXT WEEK'S Fine Blotter.

(DAMN RIGHT HE SHOULD BE AT LEAST FINED!  The only reason I might not agree with suspended is due to the fact he has sat six on the Commissioner's List already -- and the incident itself needs to be handled first.)

So I do think the Packers got at least some degree of help tonight.

Detroit is the reason they probably did, if so.

But I have a better one the NFL probably knows about.

Tom Grossi, for those who do not know, is an NFL/Packer YouTuber.  And, for years, he has been religious with comedic videos on most of the NFL news of the day, as well as weekly contributions with his Dumpster Fire colleagues and at least four NFL streams a week, where his comedic stylings are added to all Packer games and all national prime-time games.

Grossi was forced to suspend his content Monday, with the exception of a VERY ROUGH stream tonight for the Packer game -- and he was back and forth on THAT.

As those of us who have followed his two "I will stream til I get a million dollars for charity" telethons (and he has succeeded within 168 hours BOTH TIMES) -- and this on top of his two "30 [NFL Cities] in 30 [Days]" fundraisers for St. Jude -- well know, Tom has a lot of animal friends as pets.

One of them, a dog named Dash.  Affectionately called "Moosie".

Over the course of the early season, Tom was putting into the background (but did tell us) that Moosie had increasing medical problems.

Monday, in his suspension of content, he noted Moosie had gone terminal with cancer in the intestines.

Moosie "crossed the Rainbow Bridge" on Wednesday.

(God, that's hard for me to even type.  Imagine digging the grave on the property the same day and performing the burial.)

The reason I mention this and that I would hope this would be perhaps the reason the Pack got a few extra favors called in tonight is that Tom, for his first "30 in 30", won the Fan of the Year trophy from the NFL.  (The award has since been discontinued -- probably due to some of the negative stories about NFL superfans -- NOT TOM.)

The NFL well knows about Grossi.  The NFL made sure, when the Draft was in Green Bay, that he got to announce a draft pick, shortly before relocating to Wisconsin.  

Tom has not rested on his laurels.  Two million-dollar streams, an international tour marathon to raise money, a second "30 in 30" that, with a telethon stream tacked in (with a broken rib he suffered in Philadelphia!), raised a million and a half for St. Jude...

Let's just say tonight was for Moosie, even if it wasn't.

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Normally, this would get Odds and Sods, but this is a big story.

  • In what may be the first real movement against the prediction markets, Polymarket has been compelled to stop offering sports "markets" (sports betting under another guise) in the state of Michigan.  So basically sports "prediction markets" are now out of business in the state of Michigan -- and under a Federal court ruling.  (Source)
  • EDIT TO ADD:  In a semi-unrelated story, Saquon Barkley was recently ordered by the NFL to divest his share in Polymarket.  The league, unlike many states, views the prediction markets as gambling junkets.  (ESPN)

All For A Lie: THEY ALL HAVE CTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another piece of evidence which dovetails back to something I said a few weeks ago.

This one from Scientific American through JAMA Network Open.

If people actually took a study like this remotely seriously, the sport of football -- at all levels -- would be outlawed.

The latest numbers from a study of thousands of deceased NFL players and their medical records indicates that at least 3/4 of them died with the brain disease CTE.

Let me save you the bother:  THEY ALL HAVE IT.

Every.  Last.  Goddamn.  One of them.

Those who weren't picked out just didn't have it progressed enough to be detectable (in the cases they were able to research the brains) or discernible through the medical records (for the rest).

Football is America's Death Sport -- it's Gladiator Game.

ADDITIONAL INFO:  The records studied were for players who died from 2008 to 2023.

Well, I guess we get to figure out if the NFL believes victims or not...

Justin Tucker, a year-plus out of the league for his own massage therapist alleged indiscretions, is back with the league...

... with Kansas City's practice squad, as MAGA Boy has struggled in the kicking role.

Did the Chiefs brass again fail to read the room?  Have they not seen what's happened in Green Bay and the like, or do they think it's a Cleveland scenario with the DeRapist Rapist Redemption Tour percolating under the surface and want to go THAT route?

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Without... Further... Comment...

Except to say I verified it before I did this post...

Jake The Awake Asshole's Top 10 for Week Seven

Just after Cooper Pratt puts the Brewers three outs from the title and the end of baseball as we know it, here's Jake's Top 10 Most Rigged Plays.

Especially this week, keep in mind:  Jake usually DOES NOT TOUCH the officiating.  (For the record, I said this before I started the video.)  These are the slop plays and doinks.

Overlay:  Chicago-New England.  A slop play that made the online trending rolls over the course of Sunday, so no real secret Jake would pick it up.

10)  Rams-Raiders.   14-3 Rams, about four minutes to go in the first half, Rams threatening.

Puka Nacua catches it, two Raiders fall at his feet, the third doesn't even try.

9)  Giants-Texans.  The Skattebo flag referenced earlier.  Well, he at least got the refs once!  This may be the first time this season he's actually gone after the refs!!!

And no, Jake, running backs are NOT allowed to battering ram with their helmets.  That's been a problem and a league discussion for a number of years now.  Skattebo should've been ejected for a flagrant on that hit.

Gone ARE the former days, as you said.

8)  Bears-Patriots, and I don't think this is the play he overlaid.  13-7 Bears, three and a half to go in the first half, Patriots at the Bears 15, first and 10.

Maye, right to the Bears defender, who has the better position to catch the ball than the receiver behind him.

Bears drove 80 yards before the half, and that was basically ballgame.

7)  Packers-Lions.  Hoo boy, here we go.  Does he go after the refs again?

He starts here:  17-all, 4:55 to go, Lions have the ball at their own 23 and THEY GO FOR IT ON FOURTH AND 1.  (Actually, the better part of two yards!)

I know the Lions coach is gutsy, but that takes a LOT of nuts to go for it in that situation, especially with Jordan Love on the other side!

Snap, handoff in the backfield.  Stopped for a loss of 2.  The Packers have the ball at the 21 of Detroit in a tie game.

This one, at least, is Jake ranting at Campbell's decision to go for it, because of the fact of the game situation -- and, in this case, maybe not as a rigged consideration, he's RIGHT!  I get that Campbell has stones, but that should've cost the Lions DEARLY.

Instead:  Run for nothing, short pass, tries for the end zone, field goal is missed, the Packers don't see the ball again.

Second play:  The Roughing the Passer call on Brenton Cox seen in the other post.  4:09 to go in the 3rd, Lions up 17-14, 3rd and 10.

And Cox hits Goff a MILE late for the 15.

Third and fourth play:  The missed field goal which was the last play the Packers saw the ball.  And the first video, the opening drive ending in a 26-yard chip shot for the Packers -- missed.  And NEITHER was even a doink, both inside of 40 yards.

And I get it, Jake:  The Packers certainly didn't execute when they had to.  That, however, said:  There is what I now call the Sacramento Kings Principle.  That the situation gets so far in your head (like the 2002 NBA Western Conference Finals) that you can't execute anything.

And it doesn't change the fact that someone could find five plays, if not more (OTHER THAN the Cox RTP call -- which is also included in many complaints), in which it was clear the officiating was one way and for a very definitive reason that anyone could know about it they paid attention.

This is why some of us believe the players DO sometimes get told beforehand.  And I think the Packers kicker did here.

6) More special-teams shenanigans, and it's time for Muff Punt City.  Buccaneers-Panthers.  Last minute of the first quarter, 7-0 Tampa, punting from about midfield.

David Moore with a BAD muff, Bucs get the ball inside the Carolina 20.  Only can get a field goal for 10-0.

When you are a professional, there is an expectation that you can actually, oh I don't know...  CATCH THE DAMN BALL.

5) And NOW it's time for Return of the Doink, and Jake found FOUR this week!  So that's 18 for the year for something which might've happened 1-2 times a year before the ol' Double Doink got so much traction.

So hit his music.

1.  Bears-Patriots  27-21 Bears, about 8 minutes to go in the game, Cairo Santos from 53...

Can't say a magnet on that first one, because the ball was already travelling in a fair line to glance off the upright.  That, comparatively, was a pretty clean flight.

For that to be a magnet kick, a lot more than the "poles" would have to have magnets.

2.  The same can't be said for the extra point in Falcons-49ers.  14-9 49ers after a Falcons touchdown, about 8 to go in the first half....

And that Nick Folk kick had a DEFINITE lurch in its flight.

3.  Browns-Titans.  17-14 Cleveland, about a minute into the fourth, and Andre Smzyt lines up from 43...

And I won't go magnets on this one either -- HOWEVER, I WILL go another rigaroni with a side of baloney.  It looked like Smzyt aimed it right at the upright, and was true as rain in finding it!  Because that looked like the ball was kicked with the intention of it smacking off the upright.

4. Jets-Dolphins.  21-7 Dolphins, start of the 3rd quarter...

And Jason Sanders isn't CLOSE on this 43-yarder.  In fact, if you want to make a magnet call, that was to actually get it to smack off the upright.  That kick was missed the moment it left his foot, and somehow drifted for the conk.

4)  Back to Giants-Texans, back to Cam Skattebo.  14-14, first drive of the second half, Giants in the red zone.

Jake tries to claim the line for Houston is defrauding the play, but they're just getting blocked.  It's clear SOMEONE in the league is pushing Skattebo.

What should more get this play on the list was Skattebo just bouncing off the second fake tackle attempt in the secondary, and both the false tacklers running into each other to clear Skattebo.

And a possible unnecessary cheap shot by Skattebo after he scores as a result.

3) Back to 49ers-Falcons.  2:42 in the 4th, 26-20 Falcons, 49ers at about midfield, 3rd and 9 after a penalty.

OK, the linebacker had to jump, but, as Jake points out, didn't Brock Purdy almost eyeball that very same linebacker, Kendal Daniels?  And threw it where the guy could make a play...  And he probably made reference to a fake tackle attempt too on the return, but it was deemed that's what pushed him out of bounds.

The field goal to seal it ensued.

2) Giants-Texans for the third time.  Devin Singletary wins it in overtime...

... with a run that at least three Texans whiffed on and two of them took each other out.

1) And back to Patriots-Bears for the third time.  And this was the overlay play.

And it's the play that went viral, and, as a result, Jake nominates this for the Most Rigged Play of the Season so far.

1st and 10 New England at the Bears 48.  Last play of the first half, 20-7 Chicago.

Now you would THINK Chicago would be ready for this play, since it has to go into the end zone.

A pass somehow out into the flat is caught, one Bears defender chasing Rhamondre Stevenson.

Jake states team-wide instruction on this play.
  • 21 can't get to him.  Jake claims he probably could've.
  • As often happens in these slop plays, two defensive players (6 and 31) take each other out.
  • 1 goes low and whiffs.
  • And 24 just completely derps the play to ensure Stevenson scores for 20-14 at the half.
And we will see you tomorrow night.  3 outs from glory after a home run, and you can't get one.

That's the kind of stuff, Milwaukee, which can start something.

For Moosie...  :(

Couple of odds and ends for October 27, 2026

  • Malik Beasley has pled guilty to sports bribery, two counts of wire fraud, and money laundering.  Now, NBA, investigate how many games this guy actually fixed -- I can assure you the number is NOT zero.   
  • More disturbing Pat McAfee news...  First, he did not have a good experience with the University of Utah at College Gameday when they had a top-15 matchup with Houston.  Vows never to return after their Instagram account slammed him and he said the kid who got the million-dollar field goal challenge bitched it wasn't three!
  • But that's not the most disturbing part.  After the Charlie Kirk shooting, which McAfee has made reference to several times, the FBI has actually proposed McAfee start wearing a bulletproof vest when he goes on campuses.  This has been in force the better part of a year now.

2026 Week Seven Score Report

Well, that was a week...
  • Didn't think that many points were scored this week, but they got to 632 for the 14 games, 45.14 per game.
  • 4,924 points in 107 games.  46.01 is now the scoring average.
  • 176 penalties this week.  12.5 per game only.  Season:  1,659, 15.5 per game.
  • Most penalties through seven weeks:
    • To no one's material surprise, Green Bay retains the top spot.  (7th seed in NFC)  Their -20 penalty differential is also second-worst in the league.
    • Cleveland is second.  (3rd seed in AFC)
    • Baltimore is third.  (#8 seed and out in the AFC), and they are the team with the worst differential, -25.
    • Houston and the Jets are fourth and fifth.
  • Least penalties through seven weeks:
    • Indianapolis, on average, with only 5.2 penalties a game, 36 in 7 games.
    • Minnesota has the fewest raw, with 34.  (#1 seed in the NFC, last undefeated team in the league)
    • Detroit is third-least.  (#6 seed in the NFC)
    • Kansas City is fourth-least.  (#1 seed in the AFC) Even with only 41 penalties in six games, they have had 37 committed on them!  Only Detroit has fewer, with 36.
    • Pittsburgh is actually better on average, with only 42 in 7 games with no bye yet.
    • Best differential?  Tennessee, a tie between Las Vegas and Minnesota, and Dallas.
  • Home teams were 5-8 this week.  51-49-1 for the season, 15-24-1 the last three weeks.
  • In a marked departure from the season, seven of the 14 games this week finished outside one score.  66/107 games now have finished within one score.
  • Four of the seven were non-competitive, never within one score in the fourth quarter.  One of them that was "competitive" was quite bizarre.  Cincinnati was 14-13 up on Baltimore to start the 4th.  35-13 at the end.   
  • And, with the lack of games within one score, many of the specialties were also rare this week.
  • Only 3 games had Cliffhangers, and it was 5 total Cliffhanger events:
    • Double in Cleveland. Tennessee tied with a field goal at 58 seconds, Cleveland wins it with a field goal at the gun.
    • And Houston tied the Giants at home at :52, the game went to overtime, Houston went 3 and out and got the ball rammed down their throat in a minute and a half.
  • 45 such scores in 25 games this year.
  • And only 1 Last Chance Miss, marking the 39th game this year that a team missed a chance to feasibly tie or win in the last two minutes.  And that was an onside-kick miss, which I do count, even as rarely as they are converted.

Monday, October 26, 2026

Watch This Space: Sounds like Cam Skattebo wants to not be playing, for free or otherwise...

Skattebo, who already has one helmet fine this year already, was actually flagged for this helmet hit...


That's gonna be $47000, bitch. And it sounds like Skattebo doesn't care either... Why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP USING YOUR HELMET AS A GODDAMN BATTERING RAM?

Because the next one is probably going to get you sidelined.

I find it hilarious...

The number of Lions, Vikings, and Bears fans piling in on the Packers with the same message -- that it's about fucking time the Packers get completely fucking screwed over.

Forgetting any number of facts:
  • Saw a couple of Lions fans making reference to the Rodgers Hail Mary after the facemask in Detroit a number of years back.  Forgetting two things:  The replay clearly shows the hand getting inside the facemask for the 15, and then, if you want to talk about rigged games, please explain to me how the Packers receiver who caught the winning touchdown had about a four-yard halo in the endzone for same winning touchdown.
  • If the Packers have gotten so many calls that it's time for the pile-on, you're probably not only saying this has always been a 5-12/5-11 team propped up by the officials, but...
  • ... if the Packers got anything close to all the calls, then where's the Super Bowl the two years they got fucked by Seattle, starting with the Fail Mary and ending with the lay-down to ensure the result in the next year's NFC title game, WWE-style -- that even Mick Foley could see was pro wrestling-inspired?
  • Where's the Super Bowl the year they had the #1 seed and lost to the Giants?
  • How about the nice Tom Brady job they did for the Buccaneers in the same circumstance?
  • And why did it get so bad yesterday that even BRADY, THE single biggest beneficiary of NFL refereeing shenanigans for almost two decades!, could identify the problem?
I could go on if you like, and will if some of you ask.

I make no secret that the games are rigged, no matter who wins.

But when the league not only makes it that flagrant, but basically makes it obvious as to why (which this blog identified the moment Jacobs was first being reported for domestic violence during training camp!), don't then come screaming to me the next time your team gets screwed square up the ass, no matter who the opponent might be!

Looks like we have at least three red flags for Week Seven so far...

  • Detroit-Green Bay
  • San Francisco-Atlanta  To tell the 49ers to knock their shit off.   
  • And this out of the Sunday nighter -- which was the first game in the entire career of Patrick Mahomes that they did not get to the red zone.  Check out these betting numbers.  Hmmmm....

Sunday, October 25, 2026

2026 Week Seven Political Rankings

With 2-4 Dallas vs. 2-4 Philly tomorrow night, might as well get this done now.

Well...  Well...  Well...

This shakes things up rather curiously...

Let's get to it:

NFC first this week:

1) Detroit

Especially if, as I do believe, Trump is going to be involved in the choice, I don't see how Minnesota is going to be in play here -- and that situation in Detroit was BLATANT today.  Probably one of the more blatant situations in years.

2) NY Giants

Getting real suspicious that MAGA New York (like they did for Dolan in the NBA championship) may be in play here too.  They are 4-2-1, and at least represented this far as the best team in the division.

3) Minnesota

Basically by default.

4) San Francisco

Did the message get through with the two-possession loss at Atlanta?  I get the feeling that was a direct "Knock your shit off" message with the York suspension, the Warner fines, etc.

5) Seattle

Can't oversell the fact they took Kansas City down and convincingly tonight, even though, if the season ended this week, they would be out!

Kayfabe:

1) Minnesota
2) San Francisco
3) NY Giants
4) Carolina
5) Chicago
6) Detroit
7) Green Bay (conference tiebreak over Seattle)

AFC:

1) Cleveland

Yeah, I'm going THERE.  5-2, leading the division, the #3 seed behind Buffalo and Kansas City, and probably the biggest pimp job in the AFC not named Kansas City in DeRapist Rapist.

2) Buffalo

If you really want to put Buffalo #1, I won't stop you.  But the NFL doesn't want you to embarrass the Shield, but if you have paid that penance and you're a bad man, the NFL does tend to push you when they are ready to do so.  Ray Lewis, anyone?  As much as Josh Allen is being viewed as the pimped MVP choice, he's not a bad man.

3) Kansas City

And, with that, we get to the DUD OF THE WEEK awards...

These may be altered in some order based on new information, but here you go:

BRONZE:  Kansas City

20-3?  Way to keep the fires on the log that your wins are rigged, Chiefs.  Because you showed Dick and All of Nothing tonight.  And I mean NOTHING.

SILVER:  Carolina.

43-13...  To TAMPA???  Someone was overlooking that game for the next one Thursday night at Lambeau -- and then probably didn't need to worry so much...

GOLD:  Whatever approximated that officiating crew in Detroit today.


AFC Kayfabe:

1) Kansas City (conference tiebreaker over Buffalo)
2) Buffalo
3) Cleveland (HTH tiebreaker over Pittsburgh)
4)  Jacksonville
5) Denver (conference tiebreaker over Pittsburgh)
6) Pittsburgh
7) New England (conference tiebreaker over Baltimore)

After Further Review: Are you getting the hint yet, Packer Fan?

PS: That's Roughing the Passer. That late, treat the quarterback like you do the referees. ANY contact is 15. The rule is forcible unnecessary, and that qualifies. This one's closer to a straight Josh Jacobs rig-job. The only call I could think giving on that is if and only if there were head contact.And, according to this angle produced by a Lions fan, there's a nonzero chance they may be right! That should be fined Saturday. Damn near spearing, too. And the wrong one was called intentional grounding. Here's several more... And if you're going to flag that, that's an ejection foul. And LaFleur had to shut up, or he loses a quarter million.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

2026 Week Six Fine Blotter

Wow, so we can start the bidding at over $900,000 already.

During the week:
  • Buffalo:  Chauncey Gardner-Johnson, 1 game suspension for spitting, appeal lost.  Officially lost about $100,000 -- another million down the tubes for playing time incentives he now will not reach.
  • Buffalo:  Sam Franklin, 1 game suspension for spitting announced, appeal WON.  $14,926 fine instead.
  • Philadelphia:  Coach Nick Sirianni, a suspended $250,000 fine for referee abuse.
  • New England:  Coach Mike Vrabel, a suspended $250,000 fine for referee abuse.
  • New York Jets:  Aaron Glenn, a suspended $250,000 fine for referee abuse.
And now for the Saturday announcements:

Taunting:
  • Carolina got THREE separate incidents on three separate plays:  Will Lee:  $6,377
  • Carolina:  Tommy Tremble:  $11,941
  • Carolina:  Zakee Wheatley:  $5,626
  • Green Bay:  Matthew Golden flexed his way to $11,914.
A third quarter incident got two Saints for Violent Gesture:
  • New Orleans:  Christen Miller, $11,915
  • New Orleans:  Chase Young, $14,926
And for removing his helmet, an unsportsmanlike conduct act:
  • Jacksonville:  Travis Hunter, $14,926
Leg Whip:
  • Arizona:  Tegan Quitoriano, $6,750
Roughing the Kicker:
  • Chicago:  Jahdae Walker, $5,620
Which leads us into the Helmet Fouls, and we now get our official answer on whether they are strikes or not -- THEY ARE NOT, as you'll see in a separate designation:
  • Chicago:  Where we see Jahdae Walker again, another $5,620 for a separate incident.  Makes $55,833 a game, so that dinged him about 20% of his paycheck.  The second incident was a headbutt, Walker was tossed from the game.
  • Denver:  Alex Singleton, $23,882  He is now a THREE-TIME LOSER.  A late hit and a Defenseless Player strike.
  • Seattle:  Mike Morris, $6,808
  • One I will mention separately at the end, as stated above...
  • Seattle:  Ty Okada, $6,361
Which leads into a tripping fine for...
  • Seattle:  Ty Okada, $6,361  Makes a bit over $63,000 in a week -- that's about 20% of his check gone to misconduct.
Striking, etc.:
  • Cleveland:  Luke Wypler, $6,611
  • Kansas City:  Christian Roland-Wallace, $5,981
Late Hit:
  • Kansas City:  L'Jarius Sneed, $6,750
  • Dallas:  Tyler Booker, $11,941
  • LA Chargers:  Alex Harkey, $5,277
Facemask:
  • Washington:  Chris Paul, $11,941
Roughing the Passer:
  • New England:  Dre'mont Jones, $17,911, knees or below.
  • New Orleans, their THIRD of the week:  Vernon Broughton, $8,381, blow to the head.
Uniform violation:
  • Chicago, their THIRD of the week:  Caleb Williams, $11,941, unapproved cleats.
And, last certainly not least, except for one player I want to mention at the end, the Points of Emphasis:
  • Arizona:  Eku Leota, $6,361, blindside block.  His first strike.
  • Atlanta:  Chris Blair, $5,972, blindside block.  His first strike.
  • Carolina, their FOURTH of the week:  Feleipe Franks, $6,750, blindside block.  His first strike.  
  • New York Giants:  Thomas Fidone, $5,791, blindside block.  His first strike.
  • Pittsburgh: Patrick Queen, $17,911, defenseless player foul.  His first strike.
And then the one I would leave to the end.  The biggest loser of the week, over $65,000, and would someone in the NFL explain to me why this player is not suspended, PLEASE:
  • San Francisco:  Fred Warner, $17,911 for defenseless player.  
  • San Francisco:  And $47,762 for his second helmet foul of the year.
So not only does he now have a league meeting he had to have this week, as that is STRIKE TWO.

Not only does he have two helmet fouls on top of it...

But he's the league's first FOUR-TIME LOSER this year.

That's TWO GAMES, at least!  Four major Player Safety fouls in six weeks.

Friday, October 23, 2026

Well, the only thing you got wrong, NFL, was 27-21...

But someone caught this last night.  Note the timestamp.  The claim matches up pretty good...


Thursday, October 22, 2026

And FOOBAW MAN strikes yet again...

Jamal Wallace needs to be arrested.

He has been thrown off the Utah football team for rape and revenge porn.

When are we going to realize this IS FOOBAW MAN?

PS:  About $105,000.

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

And we have our answer with Coach Smith...

Desert Ridge High School in Arizona needs a new football coach.

Miles Smith resigned recently, and I have to wonder if he basically up and told the school district they have no business fielding a football team anymore...

Ohhhh... Shit. This would explain it!

I was wondering, yesterday, as the news came out regarding the firing of former Tennessee Titan Jordan Elliott, what could cause Elliott to be fired out of an $8 million contract for an "incident" at the team facilities.

Try the classic "I'm pissed off with you and I'm going to get my gun!" situation.

Elliott was stopped at his car from getting his firearm to take care of a situation with a Titans teammate!

And coach Robert Saleh is saying this morning it's NOT a criminal act?  This may cost Saleh his job too!

FURTHER Week Six Supplemental Discipline Blotter Against The Bills

Could we be looking at a de-push here?

It's bad enough about Gardner-Johnson getting suspended, but word this morning that the league has also suspended special-teams captain Sam Franklin Jr. for the same spitting offense, this one late in the game.

This is also multiple league sanctions this year, including, like Gardner-Johnson, a strike against the Points of Emphasis, his for a blindside block.

The Bills have their bye week this week.  The suspensions will be served in a home game against Baltimore November 1.  Pre-week odds on Draft Kings have Baltimore a 2.5 point underdog.

Unsolicited advice?  Nom.


Tuesday, October 20, 2026

After Further Review: Jake the Awake, Week 6

Here we go again.  And, remember, Jake does NOT cover the officiating.  That's where his emphasis and mine greatly differ, even though it does largely come from the same "professional wrestling" motif.

Overlay:  Chargers-Chiefs, and Mahomes running for his life.  Throwing into the endzone into triple coverage for the pick.  Of course, what was happening probably would've been called intentional grounding otherwise against any normal quarterback.

10) Jaguars-Texans in London.  7-0 halfway through the second for Houston.

Two whiffs and a probable block in the back -- touchdown, Jacksonville, the first of two for Bhayshul Tuten.

9) Same game.  Next drive, game is 7-7.

Houston pass, receiver shakes off the first defender, and then the imaginary flag-football hits for Jake again this week.  Double-whiff by #4 AND #51, the former looked like he was going after a flag instead of a tackle.  Gain of 33.  Sets up a Houston field goal.

8) Bills-Raiders.  Buffalo with the ball inside the Raider 15 after a Las Vegas turnover.  16-13 Buffalo, past the midpoint of the 3rd.

Josh Allen, with a clean pocket, decides to unclean the pocket, rush up near the line, flip the ball, and Keon Coleman is five yards wide open in the end zone (with the two closest players being other Bills receivers) for the touchdown.

Remember, Josh Allen is being pimped right now for MVP of the league.

7) Saints-Giants in New York.  Saints ball inside the Giants 5, 10-3 Giants (but not for long), last play of the second quarter.

And Jake makes the very "professional wrestling" statement I inferred above (before I got to this part of the video).  And he infers that, same vein as putting "professional" in front of "wrestling" makes it fake, the same thing with American football.

Two Giants defenders are immediately identified.  They can't figure out who is covering Bryce Lance, he slips right through the pair, wide open in the end zone, and it's 10-10 going into the half.

6) Rams-Cardinals.   15-9 Arizona, about 8 1/2 minutes to go in the game.

Two plays here.  First one, a non-contact fumble by Matthew Stafford which appears to be a turnover, but the Cardinals can't convert it, as the ball goes back to Stafford.

Second down:  Completion to the tight end -- HE gets the ball taken out of his hands for a fumble, and this time, three Cardinals are nearby for the turnover.  (After the guy who picked it up fumbled it himself -- out of bounds.)

Jake believes it's all scripted.

5) Speaking of professional wrestling, Jake uses a particular pro wrestler for this segment every week.  It's Return of the Doink!!!  Three more this week for 14 for the year -- in SIX WEEKS.

1.  Carolina-Philly.  First Carolina drive ends in a field goal attempt from 47.  Carolina's kick from Fitzgerald glances off the right upright -- but Jake almost missed it in his count.  Not only did it glance off the right upright, it went through for the successful field goal afterward!  3-0 Carolina.

2.  49ers-Commanders Monday night -- and Jake notes another problem with his count.  This one wasn't in the highlights.  So he couldn't find it or include it.  And whatever it was, it was made, so no way to tell where it was.  The viewers pointed it out to Jake.

But I found it pretty quickly (an extra point to pull Washington to 23-10 near the end of the third quarter):

3.  Seattle-Denver, Thursday night.  14-3 Denver, 8 1/2 to go in the third.

And a Myers 47-yard attempt finds the right upright.  The kick looks straight and true to go through, then doesn't even kink to the right, it just gets there.

HIT HIS MUSIC!!!

4) Cowboys-Packers Sunday night, and it's another apparent scripted Dak Prescott interception, Jake believes his second of the night, and even worse than the first!  So this one makes the list.  10-0 Green Bay, Dallas has the ball inside the Packers 30, first play after the 2:00 warning.

Ceedee Lamb falls down about to make the cut -- no contact.  And Prescott is believed to throw another scripted interception on back-to-back drives in the second quarter.  Long (and quick) TD drive later, it's 17-0 going into the half.

Jake goes after the fanboys again, the "slipped and fell" argument.  Frame by frame:  Lamb didn't slip.

3) Here's the one he previewed with.  Chiefs-Chargers, ball inside the Chargers 5 after a Chargers interception.  9-3 Kansas City, nearly halfway through the second quarter.  See above.

And, of course, with Mrs. Kelce in the stadium, the target was Mr. Kelce, but three Chargers had him pegged.

2) Back to Saints-Giants, Extra Phony Rigaroni With A Side of Baloney.  10-10, first drive of the second half, 2nd and 8 for the Saints, Giants 31.

Flare pass out to Alvin Kamara.  Two missed tackles, a failed punch-out, and Kamara gets all the yards after catch for 17-10.

1) Chicago-Atlanta, and a punt takes the honors.  14-7 Chicago, 2:00 warning first half.

And it's Take Me Down To Muff Punt City for the top honors this week.

Chicago punts, Jake mixes his metaphors ("Axl" doing "Muff Punt City" this week like "Welcome to the Jungle" rather than "Paradise City" at first, then he breaks out "Paradise City".)

Muffed at the 9 by Zachariah Branch (one of two fumbles lost on the day!) -- with no business even trying to catch it that badly misjudged.  Picked up by Chicago, score it!  Except he can't advance it, so it takes three more plays to get the touchdown.

FOOBAW MAN Strikes Again!!!

In these two examples, not the players...

  • First, FloriDUH Man from the Free State of Florida (as long as you are a White Male Landowner).  Kade McClendon was a computer assistant with the Florida Bar.  Fired today after sending racist and homophobic messages to Miami's Damon Wilson II -- after a win that got Wilson's Hurricanes to #1 in the country!  Do I need to ask what race McClendon is?  Wilson is Black.
  • Terry Ward is a 64 year-old "man" in Richmond, Virginia.  He wanted to watch the football game.  He wanted to watch the football game in peace.  His wife had other ideas.  Ward BOUND HIS WIFE into a chair in the basement so he could watch the game in peace.  He's in jail today, admitting to multiple misdemeanors.

After Further Review: More evidence Monday night was rigged...

And no, two bobbled receptions commonly making the rounds on the Net aren't that evidence.

This helmet hit, however, IS...
And NO PRETENSE WHATSOEVER AT IT...

Odds and Sods, October 20, 2026

  • The LA Rams are the third outright Super Bowl favorite in 50 years to start the year at best 2-4.
  • The Green Bay Packers have the worst rushing attack in the league by nearly 20 yards, and the third worst in 20 years.
  • In a move that I think White Right America will LOVE snork, Roc Nation head Jay-Z has tapped himself to be the Super Bowl halftime entertainment this season.
  • The Tennessee Titans fired Jordan Elliott for an incident at the team facilities last Thursday.  He was a reserve defensive tackle.
  • Auburn has cut/fired Xavier Atkins, a star defensive back for the War Eagle before he was suspended from the team this week for undisclosed reasons.  Atkins has declared for the portal when the time comes.  Apparently a number of teammates had problems with Atkins.  I can think of about 1,000,000 reasons why Atkins was an issue.
  • Even though they are the top teams in each league, both the Brewers and Rays are significant sportsbook liabilities, according to ESPN -- the Rays so much so that, should they win, they will tie the 1991 Minnesota Twins as the longest shots on the board to win the championship at 80-1 to start the season.

Monday, October 19, 2026

2026 Week Six Political Rankings and Dud of the Week Awards

Hopefully, I can keep it short this week...

AFC Politicals:

1) Kansas City

I thought Taylor was pissed off and didn't want to go to the game this week.  Oops.  KC wins one of the few blowouts this week to go to 5-0.

2) Buffalo

Back in it again.  And with Josh Allen being pimped to be NFL MVP so far this year, who knows how far that might go!  Buffalo and Kansas City play the Thanksgiving nightcap, in case you are wondering.

3) Cleveland

One week after the DeRapist Rapist Redemption Tour went off and the Amazon Thursday Night crew was made to look like an ass, the Tour is back on, ugly as that win might've been.  Cleveland is one of SIX 4-2 teams, including three in the AFC North.  They have the tiebreaker over Baltimore and Pittsburgh.

On the way up:

Most of the rest of the 4-2 morass.  As just said, six AFC teams are now 4-2, constituting the leads of the North and South divisions and all three wildcards, and another team!

DUD OF THE WEEK AFC DISHONORABLE MENTIONS:

Miami.  Well, at least you didn't lose this week.  You also didn't play.

Jacksonville.  Wot?  Just...  wot?

NFC Politicals:

1) San Francisco.  Let's start with an "After Further Review"...
And that, apparently, wasn't the only one.  Especially after the Arizona/Rams call, you'd THINK they'd have that looked at by now.  That is, unless we are pimping the 49ers as the main NFC choice -- but, after the Jed York prostitution bust and suspension, does the NFL really wanna go THERE?

2) Carolina

by a hair over...

3) Minnesota.

And that's Donald Trump talking more than anyone else.

4) Chicago

Last week's fart notwithstanding, the move to Indiana is at least getting Chicago discussable.

On the way up:

Green Bay.  But after some of the early season, I'm not going to be convinced about this three-game winning streak (and two very decent performances at Lambeau) until we get through @DET, CAR, @NE, MIN, with the Bills looming.  There is plenty of pimp still in Green Bay if Micah's return gets the rocket put on the push:  They play both the day before Thanksgiving and Christmas Day in national streaming specials on Netflix.

NFC DUD OF THE WEEK DISHONORABLE MENTIONS (not otherwise discussed):

None.  All the NFC considerations will be folded into the Silver and Gold Medals.

AND NOW, THE MEDALS FOR NFL DUD OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK:

BRONZE MEDAL:  Indianapolis Colts GM Chris Ballard

Or, should I say, FORMER Indianapolis Colts GM Chris Ballard.

Their last division title was in 2014.

Their last playoff victory was in 2018.

Their last playoff appearance was in 2020, and they don't look to be anywhere close.

Since his hiring during the 2016-17 NFL Playoffs, Ballard's Colts have two playoff appearances, one win, and a regular-season record of 73-79-1.  A large-scale shakeup is being forecast, and I can't say I blame them.

SILVER MEDAL:  I'm giving two this week.

CJ Gardner Johnson for continuing to show what an unsportsmanlike punk-ass bitch he is.  Received his fourteenth NFL disciplinary action today when he was suspended a game for spitting at the Las Vegas Raiders.

The Los Angeles Experiment.  2-10 between them, both wins by the Rams.  As of the end of Week Six, the Arizona Cardinals have more wins at SoFi Stadium than the Los Angeles teams do.  Los Angeles teams:  One of them was favored to win the Super Bowl, the other favored to go to the playoffs and possibly go a fair distance.  Two of the largest-scale disappointments of this season so far.  Fuck You, Spanos.

GOLD MEDAL:

THE NFC LEAST.

If for no other reason, this one:  It is reported that this is the first time since the NFL-AFL merger in 1970 that an entire division playing every game both weeks has not won any games in those two consecutive weeks.

Philly might have at least some excuse:  Jalen Hurts' blood-clot situation has worsened.  They found some being thrown into his lungs now, so he's probably out the year, if not longer.

Dallas?  How bout them Dallas Cowboys...  Cheerleaders?  Will someone get them off the field please?  With their hot legs, they're beating the Cowboys 12-7.

At least they can't make it three.  The Commanders get their bye this week.


2026 Week Six Score Report

  • Scoring down this week.  608 points in the 14 games.  43.42 per game.
  • Season:  4,292 points in 93 games.  46.15 per game.
  • 1,483 penalties in the 93 games.  Almost 16 a game.
  • Interesting statistic:  Of the seven teams with the most penalties accepted against this season, three lead their divisions (Cleveland (2nd), Buffalo (5th), Carolina (7th)), one more would be in the playoffs (Green Bay (1st) -- would be first wild-card in the NFC right now), and one would face a tiebreaker for the last spot (Baltimore (6th) -- out, losing divisional tiebreaker to Pittsburgh for the AFC #7).
  • Home teams were 6-7 this week, and needed Kansas City, the Sunday nighter, and the Monday nighter to get THAT.  46-41-1 for the season, 10-16-1 in the last two weeks.
  • Another historic stat...  That I will get in my Gold Medal Dud of the Week.
  • Only Green Bay, Kansas City, and Carolina could win their games by more than 8 points, and the Carolina game was competitive, so only 2 non-competitive games out of the 14 this week.
  • Season:  59/93 within one score.
  • And again, now the fun part:
  • Cliffhangers:  ELEVEN different ties/lead changes in the final 2 minutes or overtime in just 5 games.  40 such scores in 22 games this season so far.
  • Last Chance Misses:  Six in four games.  38 games have had at least an opportunity to win the game go by the boards in the last two minutes or ending overtime.
  • Multiples
    • Double Cliffhanger in Denver, tying field goal Seattle at 3 seconds of regulation.  Winning field goal for Denver halfway through the extra session after a Seattle pick inside their own 30.
    • Double Cliffhanger in London.  Jacksonville with a tying 60-yard field goal with 1:55 to go, only to get hit at the gun for the winner for Houston.
    • A FIVE-BAGGER as the Bullshit is Real for Pittsburgh over Tampa.  After Pittsburgh being down 16-3 in the fourth quarter...
      • Tying 55-yard field goal for Pittsburgh 1:58 of regulation. (16-16)
      • After a turnover, another field goal for Pittsburgh at 1:21.  (19-16)
      • A 53-yard field goal for Tampa to send it to overtime at 8 seconds.  (19-19)
      • Pittsburgh wins the toss and goes 70 yards in 6:45 for the game-winner.  (26-19)
      • And Tampa has the ball at about the Pittsburgh 40 when the quarterback is sacked on 4th down to end it.
    • Double Cliffhanger in LA.  Touchdown pass for LA Rams to go up 16-15 at 47 seconds, and that penalty everybody's talking about (especially with an egregious non-call tonight!!) leading to the Cardinals winning it at the gun.
    • Double Last Chance Miss for the Commanders against the 49ers.  4th down miss inside the 20 at 1:54, and an intentional grounding and a sack end the game after they got the ball to the 49er 28.

2026 Week Six Supplemental Discipline Blotter

Buffalo:  Chauncey (CJ) Gardner-Johnson has just spit his way to a one-game suspension.

This is Gardner-Johnson's THIRD league disciplinary action this season, and he also has one strike on his Points of Emphasis suspension blotter.

It is also his third career ejection.  Since his 2019 career start, this is his FOURTEENTH career league disciplinary action, according to Spotrac:

  • October 2019:  Roughing the Passer
  • December 2019:  Blow to the Head
  • November 2020:  Fighting (his first ejection)
  • December 2020:  Unsportsmanlike
  • The next week in December 2020:  Another unsportsmanlike
  • Playoffs that same season:  Another fighting situation, both of the fighting fines against Chicago.  That's FOUR that season -- two fightings, two unsportsmanlikes.  Traded to Philadelphia after this season.   
  • Super Bowl LVII:  Helmet foul.  Released and then returned after a year in Detroit.     
  • September 2024:  Taunting
  • The next week in September 2024:  THREE OFFENSES:  A late hit and two taunting fines, totalling over $45,000.
  • December 2024:  TWO MORE TAUNTING OFFENSES, these were both flagged and resulted in his second ejection, costing him ANOTHER $45,000.  Traded to Houston after this season -- it looks like Philly saw enough after SIX 2024 disciplinary actions.   
  • Bounced around the league last year, largely on practice squads, from Houston to Baltimore to Chicago, then got signed by Buffalo.   
  • September 2026:  Earned a Points of Emphasis Strike and a fine for a hip-drop tackle.
  • Last Week:  Striking, etc.
  • This Week:  His third ejection and first NFL suspension for spitting.
This guy's a problem.  And I don't think this went far enough.  To me, his standing record should've made this, at minimum, a two-game suspension appealed to one, if not THREE.

After Further Review: Roughing the Passer, on EVERYBODY!!

In changing to update my other post to make sure that I got it accurate that it now had video, I made reference to a lot of what might be considered, by some, ticky-tack fouls.

I want to show you at least two Roughing the Passer calls on the Packers last night.  Before I do that, watch this video from the NFL regarding the RTP rule (especially the quotation at about 10 seconds)...

And keep in mind:  That means ANY UNWARRANTED PHYSICAL ACT.

Got it?  OK.  On to last Sunday night's game:

Lucas Van Ness of the Packers is flagged for an automatic first down midway through the fourth quarter with the Pack up 23-7.

Again, I want to stress the rule:  ANY UNWARRANTED PHYSICAL ACT.  And this would probably qualify -- it's two steps or so after the release of the ball.  Even the light shove is unwarranted.

Later in the same drive, this for Karl Brooks:
The initial hit is fine. The problem is Brooks' hand appears to get around Prescott's neck or face mask by the time he takes Prescott to the ground. That is also Roughing the Passer.

The Packers got flagged for three automatic first-down penalties on that drive, as part of four against the Packers in the game and seven overall.  The Cowboys could not capitalize, losing the ball on downs with less than six minutes to go.

Here's one in the San Diego game with Justin (S)Herbert:

This negated a Chiefs interception, and, again, you see some slight helmet contact there.  Given the NFL's "protect the quarterback at all cost" provision, that's also Roughing the Passer.
We'll find out about these and several others, probably, on Saturday.

Sunday, October 18, 2026

After Further Review: Have We Got Another Investigatable Foul?

The Rams are now 2-4.  And it sounds like the game was rigged AND deliberately thrown by the Rams.

Touchdown Rams for 16-15 at 47 seconds.

Then the kickoff goes into the end zone and comes out to the 35.  Remember, all Arizona needs is a field goal.

Then, 41 seconds left, a 15-yard unnecessary roughness penalty by Josh Wallace puts them in field-goal range.

Not the hardest in the world, but it is shoulder to the head of a defenseless player -- that will be a strike for suspension too. The call IS correct.

Field goal at the gun for the Double Cliffhanger and 18-16 to Arizona.

This has been a week with a number of questionable calls, to the general public, vis-a-vis head contact.

After Further Review: Just a fine, or a suspension?

CJ (Chauncey) Gardner-Johnson of the Bills was ejected today for apparently spitting.

At barest of minimum, the penalty will result in him being a THREE-TIME LOSER in just six weeks.  Including an ejection and a separate Points of Emphasis situation.

My guess? This one's gonna cost him AT LEAST Week 7.


After Further Review: What the fuck was THAT in Jacksonville?

They called holding on Jacksonville's Brenton Strange (#85, lined up in the backfield) on this play.

Early second quarter, 7-0 Houston in London.

I have no use for the MAGA scum who posted this, but someone explain to me where the offensive holding was on this play?

The drive got nothing on an end zone interception.  Houston upset Jacksonville 34-31 on a field goal at the gun.

Saturday, October 17, 2026

2026 Week Five Fine Blotter

It's that time again.

We'll start with quite a few helmet fouls this week:
  • Arizona:  Elijah Higgins, $20,411
  • Buffalo:  James Cook, $21,167
  • Cincinnati:  Erick All, $7,073
  • Cincinnati:  Jordan Battle, $21,623  Both within the first half of the first quarter.
  • Cleveland:  Carson Schwesinger, $14,699
  • Las Vegas:  Maxx Crosby, $23,882
Taunting:
  • Buffalo:  Bradley Chubb, $14,329.  Making him a TWO-TIME LOSER.
Shockingly, though there were six helmet fouls this week, ONLY ONE TAUNTING FOUL.

Striking, etc.:
  • Buffalo, their third of the week:  Chauncey Gardner-Johnson, $11,194  And the second TWO-TIME LOSER for Buffalo this week.
Low Block:
  • Washington:  Amik Robertson, $12,537, making him a TWO-TIME LOSER in two weeks.
Face Mask:
  • Dallas:  Otito Ogbonnia, $11,111
  • Houston:  Jaylen Noel, $8,165
  • LA Rams:  Braden Fiske, $11,941
  • New England:  Mike Brown, $6,750
  • Washington:  Dorance Armstrong, $11,941
And one more that bleeds us into the Points of Emphasis:
  • New York Jets:  Minkah Fitzpatrick has earned a league meeting for his second strike.  Not only was he fined $11,941 for a facemask, but another $17,911 for the defenseless player foul previously referenced on the blog.  That makes him a THREE-TIME LOSER in two weeks, and STRIKE TWO against the policy.  Both fouls were in the first quarter, both fouls against KC Concepcion.  They removed him from the game, but he is not on this week's injury report. 
  • Baltimore:  Nnamdi Madubuike, $17,911 for a hip-drop tackle.  His first strike.
  • Detroit:  DJ Wonnum, $12,611 for a hip-drop tackle.  His first strike.
  • Indianapolis:  Austin Ajiake, $5,583, defenseless player.  His first strike.
  • San Francisco:  Malik Mustapha, $6,998, defenseless player.  His first strike.
  • Tennessee:  Micah Robinson, $5,583, hip-drop tackle.  His first strike.
Six PoE fouls this week:  Three hip-drops, three defenseless player hits.

And then two fouls declared "Away From The Play" and not otherwise classified:
  • Jacksonville:  Bryan Thomas, $4,972, on the opening kickoff.
  • Philadelphia:  Jeremiah Trotter, $6,428.  They both were on the same play, that ejection altercation that got them tossed before a play from scrimmage even occurred.   
22 fines and two previously reported suspensions this week.

Friday, October 16, 2026

Oh Great... Josh Jacobs is back...

You better not fucking play him, Green Bay...

I guess it would be six games after the Cowboys game Sunday night, but the NFL has announced the removal next week of Josh Jacobs from the Commissioner's List, even though the investigation continues.

So is Johnathon Cooper, for his two DV arrests.

I see too many of these stories every day, and I'm beginning to wonder if youth should have organized sports...

I am legitimately seeing stories about every day now about football teams being shut down across the country and all that.

But I have two three stories from today that make me wonder if youth should have organized sports.  And the first one is a throwback to a previous story I did -- I believe way back at the beginnings of this blog!

Dateline:  Winter Haven, FL.

Youth football game degenerates into a parent fight after.  We hear this story from time to time, and it's not that uncommon, sadly.

But then you remember that Florida youth football often involves gang-fueled betting on the game.

And this time, the Sheriff actually had his office right next to the field!

He's threatening to send undercover cops to future games.  They better be armed -- Florida youth football has THAT reputation, and I don't think even Johnny Law is going to be immune from the effects.

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Of course, you could be Penn Wood High School in Pennsylvania -- all activities suspended during an investigation to an unnamed incident which has prompted not only a special investigator, but a student walkout at the punishment.

Apparently, according to a number of people, it's another hazing incident.

One game has already been forfeited, and I would be surprised (especially when a fight broke out during the walkout -- unrelated) that the other two probably are going with it.

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And here's one I saw later that places a bunch of things in conflict.

Dateline:  Arizona

Desert Ridge's football season is basically over.  And it's basically the coach stating he's the ultimate boss, at ANY cost.

Late in a game, Gunner Brewer had a play called for himself by the coach.  Brewer, probably seeing something at the line, audibles the play to a running play, and the running back gets a first down, Desert Ridge wins.

And you'd THINK this wouldn't cause a problem.  AT BEST, the coach might pull Brewer aside and say that it was a good call, but, if you do that again, you better be right.

Nope.

Not only did head coach Miles Smith throw him off the team, he banned him from being around anyone else on the team.

And THEN Smith threw 12 more players off the team when they decided to stand up for him.

This also after Smith FIRED the offensive coordinator during the season.

It's clear that the coach wants to clean house.  The team went 0-10 last year.  They won two games this year, but lost 49-7 and 50-0 since Gunner got tossed.  And in the former game, Brewer violated the coach's directive and showed up.  Media had to be banned from the stadium last night.

I get the real sense that we're looking at a Coach Deion situation here.  Wipe the slate clean, and force the issue -- either get some better football players or end the tackle football program.

Well, we have our answer... The Dodgers have gone MAGA...

I was wondering what got the Dodgers out of the commissioner's doghouse and into what appeared to be Most Favored Nation status before last night's elimination.

We have our answers:  Some of the most MAGA-level entitled twats around.

And I'm not talking just the players, who pal around with Trump every chance they can get.

And I'm not talking just former players like NBC analyst Clayton Kershaw, who decided to go all homophobic for "Christian Pride Night" and against the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

And I'm not talking just former players like Dodger announcer Orel Hersheiser, who used his microphone to go all transphobic and proclaim the old MAGA canard about men in women's sports.

I'm not just talking the ownership group -- at least one major owner of which donates to MAGA causes whenever he gets the chance.

But these FANS...  Give them a title or two and they start sounding like Boston and Yankee and Cub fans.

They are somehow CONVINCED that the Brewers cheated, Trashtros style.

Milwaukee won the season series, 4-3.  Including 2-1 at Dodger Stadium.

Now the fans are spawning all sorts of shit, basically talking about the Brewers dooming themselves (remember, they were also in LAST YEAR'S NLCS against the Dodgers!) or this and that and the other.

Why do you think Urinating Tree celebrated last night with (as one of at least three Tweets) the "World Peace" scene from The Simpsons?

But yep, you're MAGA and entitled.  Gee, what a concept.

2026 Week Five Discipline Blotter Suspension Appeals

  • Dre Greenlaw has LOST his suspension appeal -- he sits this week.
  • Alaric Jackson has WON a partial appeal -- his two-game suspension has been reduced to one.

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

It is long past time to throw in the towel on some schools having football.

Not only on safety, but, also, what I call "uneducational results".

The latest example comes from Oregon.

And, frankly, this result should've been reversed on the way out.

Marist Catholic High School's head coach decided the other team, since they only had 16 kids on the team, had no right to soil the field with their presence.

In just 24 minutes, Marist Catholic scored nine touchdowns, and kicked two onside kicks just to put the nose in it.

The opponents walked at halftime.

Wait...  I said the head coach of Marist Catholic?

Try FORMER head coach of Marist Catholic.  For that stunt, he's been FIRED!!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

After Further Review: 2026 Jake The Awake Asshole Week Five

So let's see what he did with one of the most...  interesting...  weeks in the history of the league.  Both with the refs and with the slop.

Pre-lay:  Los Angeles Chargers vs. Denver, running play with apparent slop.  We'll see what he comes up with on that...  later.

10)  Jacksonville-Philadelphia in London.  No score, 1st quarter, about five and a half minutes to go and Jacksonville at about midfield.

Eagles defender tries to trip the Jacksonville pass catcher, whiffs, and it's all Yards After Catch for Parker Washington for the first score.

9)  Vikings-Saints.  7-6 New Orleans, Vikings in the red zone about three minutes into the second quarter.

And we're zoomed in on trips left, and especially on Justin Jefferson, who facemasks the Saints defender rather violently, uses that to get off the block, but then that defender and two other Saints key in on Jefferson.  It's triple coverage in the end zone.  One defender jumps too early, takes out the other defender in front -- clearing the way, and Jefferson scores the six.

8)  Dallas and Tampa Thursday Night.  Knew this game was going to make the list.  24-16 Bucs, nearing the end...

And I knew this play was going to make the list.  Prescott, right into the hands of the tight end.  Who then pops it right into the air and a Buccaneer comes in for the pick.  Saw that play Thursday night, and knew it was going to make the list.

I know, often, his numbering doesn't make sense, but this one ended the game.  So it really should be #2 to the one in Washington.  (Which I already know is on the list -- he said so on Sunday.  Hint:  I demanded it be #1, and it was.)

7)  Seattle-San Francisco, and this WASN'T the Refball.  Ball's at midfield, 3rd and 10 for the Seahawks.

Right in the hands, right out of the hands.  The old saying "If you get it in your hands, you have to catch it..."  That is, unless San Francisco is supposed to win the game.

6)  Return of the Doink Time.  Three this week for 11 for the season.  Jake reiterates his case for the magnetic balls and goalposts.  And he's right -- doinks used to be quite rare.  Now:  11 in 5 weeks?

1.  Miami-Cincinnati.  Looks like an extra point.  45 seconds to go in the game, Dolphins down seven, 31-24.

Ball looks like it's going to split the uprights, but is sent to the left side, off the left upright, no good.

2.  Raiders-Patriots  14-7 Pats inside the two-minute warning of the first half, and we have a Gay field goal attempt from 49.

Boinks off the left upright (a bit more natural of a flight than that MIA-CIN one), New England gets the ball and yardage, scores another touchdown before halftime, off to the races.

3.  Cleveland and the Jets.  Looks like another extra point.  6:15 to go in the fourth, and Cleveland has just scored to take a 12-10 lead...

Only to have the extra point, with no wind, head right to the right upright, bonk off, and you can figure out the rest.

5)  Atlanta-Baltimore Sunday night.  It's overtime, and Michael Penix is on the bench.  And that means it's Tua Time!!!  Baltimore has just scored a touchdown, Atlanta must now too.

And he throws it blatantly to a covered receiver where the pick is insanely easy.  Game over.  That will make at least three DIRECT end-of-game slop situations this week.  And there may be more.

4) Back to Seahawks-49ers, and a Seahawks defender tries again to go low on a ball carrier and completely whiffs it.  23-21 Seattle, five minutes to go in the third.

But Deebo Samuel then fumbles the ball, loses possession to the Seahawks, and gets injured on the play to boot!  (Which Jake declares the injury scripted too.)

3) Chargers-Broncos, and I think this was the overlaid play.  10-10, one minute left, 3rd quarter.

Charges through a pile of players.  At least 5 Broncos whiff the tackle (on top of Vidal just waltzing through the pile of bodies), touchdown Kimani Vidal.

2) Same game, and it's another apparent Justin (S)Herbert scripted interception.  20-17 Denver, about 3 minutes to go in the game, and here it comes...

Right to the defender at the 40. 

1) You know it.  I called it and demanded it.  The either thrown or criminal last play of Commanders-Giants for the draw.

It hurts his soul to include it -- that's what he said!

He doesn't even want the play on the list!  He said that too!

The most disappointing play (to him) that can ever be the #1 play...  What...  Is Jake the Awake Asshole a Commanders fan?!?!?!??

And the defenders, as he says, saying "The Commanders just being the Commanders."

No.  FUCKING NO.

That was a DESIGNED QUARTERBACK ROLLOUT.  That was the only play they were going to run there!

You cannot be that fucking stupid.

"So this just proves:  NFL fanboys are literally some of the dumbest, stupidest, most gullible, naive fools in the entire world."

"... a foolish boneheaded mistake..."

You're Fired, You're Fired, You're Suspended: Odds and Sods, October 13

  • Max Caster was a professional wrestler whose main gimmick was rapping and mouthing off and getting close to the line.  After the first several years of AEW, he was finally signed to TNA.
  • He lasted one night.  His rap that night concerned the attacks on Riyadh -- and since TNA is now a WWE-adjacent company, given WWE's ties to the Saudis...  He's been fired.
  • Harrison Mevis has been fired from the LA Rams for miscues leading to their 2-3 record after last night.
  • And more bad news for the Bears:  Montez Sweat, banned two games for the performance-enhancing drugs policy.  No, he's probably not ON the stuff.  It's probably that he tested positive for a masking agent.
  • And LATE WORD, sources say to Adam Schefter:  Alaric Jackson of the Rams has been banned two games himself!  That punch he threw at the postgame last night will cost him the next two!  This will cost him another about $543,000, according to Spotrac.  And it's the second two-game suspension he's received, receiving a Personal Conduct two-gamer offseason 2024 for filming a woman without her consent.  The 2025 lawsuit from that incident, however, was dismissed.
  • AND he still might face a misdemeanor domestic violence charge on a 2026 arrest, which might cost him another six!  Well, if there's any further need to question why the Rams are being depushed, here you go!
  • Tyreek Hill's NFL career is definitely over now.  Even though it was a mixed verdict, his wife was awarded $500,000 when Hill was found liable for two batteries of her.  At barest of minimum, he probably faces at least a year suspension if not longer, because they're two separate incidents.  A number of other claims were denied, as well as her request for punitive damages.
  • I think it might be time for us to force these satire accounts off X.  I basically got caught on one and then had to pull it back -- a story on a 13-year-old seeking $15M a year in NIL from college from the time he enters the 10th grade.  However, the best satire is that which actually has a breath of truth.   

Monday, October 12, 2026

2026 Week Five DUD OF THE WEEK Awards

Usually, I combine this with the Political Rankings.

This week, it might well be too long.

AFC Nominees:

Las Vegas:  What the Hell was that?  Does this now mean that you are not for real and New England is?  Because, while Kansas City had to fight to beat you, that was a BTA job on your asses by the Patriots.

Cleveland:  After the Amazon Broadcast Team in Week Four did a fine job with Rapist Rehabilitation...

The Amazon Crew For Week 4:  For propping up that rapist son of a bitch in Cleveland, by the way, especially given what happened to them in Week 5!!

The 0-5 Club:

Miami:  We need to seriously have a talk here.  You're 0-5, four by double-digits.  And you weren't even the worst 0-5 loss of the week!

The Chargers:   FUCK YOU SPANOS!  It might still be a month before you even have a chance to win...

Tennessee:  Ho-ly shit.  If not for all the steaming bullshit that took place this weekend, you'd be Gold Medal easily.  You made the Packers from the Atlanta game look good.  You're at home, facing an 0-4 Houston team that's shown NOTHING, and you lose TWENTY-SIX TO THREE????  Are you fucking serious right now?  0-17 is a very real possibility with this crew.  58 points in five games.  You know, maybe grooming that rookie quarterback might've been a good idea.

Now the NFC Nominees:

Chicago:  Ow.  This league tends to give favor to teams which have suffered tragedies such as what the Bears suffered Friday.  So you go to Lambeau, against a very beatable Packers team, and you lay the royal freaking egg 31-7.

The Giants:  You don't get out of this so easy.  That was a blatant situation there, and you needed that to get out from under your own mistakes (not nearly as flagrant as the ones of your opponents) to salvage a draw.

Philadelphia and Dallas:  2-3 and going nowhere.

LA Rams:  The Chargers were supposed to go to the playoffs.  The Rams were the preseason favorites to win the Super Bowl.  They have two wins combined and don't appear to be ready to do much of anything.

Speaking of going nowhere, the NFC Suck:  The NFC Norris now has fourteen wins between the four teams.  Four of the six losses are in the division.  So what's your excuse, NFC South (Suck)?  Six wins between you, two of them in the division.

And now, the awards ceremony:

COLLEGE DIVISION DUD OF THE WEEK:

Bear Alexander of the Oregon Ducks:  Don't mind the apologetic homer on the X post here, but this was clearly something the team or the Big Ten needed to address.  Neither has.  Even if he's going after the ball, the punch is unnecessary and ejectable and suspendable.

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS:

Bryan Thomas and Jeremiah Trotter:  Both ejected for a brawl on the opening kickoff in London.  Given the NFL's new policy regarding specifically that, that's probably the only thing which probably has them both avoiding a further suspension for that idiocy.

Alaric Jackson of the Los Angeles Rams:  For something you probably missed. Jackson, jersey off, apparently approached Bradley Chubb of the Bills -- they exchanged "pleasantries", and the Ram slugged Chubb square in the face, and ESPN caught it.  We may find out how seriously the league wants to take it either tomorrow or Saturday, depending on what the league wants to do.

The officials in Seattle on Sunday, and the deliberate contradictions of the NFL Rulebook:  Already gone through it on the blog and in a number of different places on social media.  But someone please still explain to me why the ball is spotted where it passes the plane of the out-of-bounds, when a separate pair of definitions has the player still in bounds and the ball still in bounds because neither has touched out...

I do not know how recent that spotting rule is, but under that rule, the Santonio Holmes catch that won a Super Bowl for the Steelers is no catch.  The ball was already out of bounds before Holmes even caught it.

And, FINALLY, the medals:

THE BRONZE MEDAL:  Dre Greenlaw of the San Francisco 49ers

Who better be lucky that headbutt and his record with the league are only worth a one-game suspension (which he is appealing, and I hope he loses the Tuesday hearing on it!).  That's his eighth league discipline incident, his third ejection, and his second suspension (both suspensions within a calendar year).

And I don't care who provokes you -- a headbutt, especially on a helmetless player, is a suspension in my book.

THE SILVER MEDAL:  Minkah Fitzpatrick of the New York Jets

Earlier post on the one hit he did that took KC Concepcion of the Browns out of the game on Sunday.  That hit will draw a league meeting, because it will be his second strike against the Player Safety Points of Emphasis when fines are handed out on Saturday.

It won't be his only fine of the week.  He face-masked Concepcion four plays earlier for a big 15 (and a fine).

THE GOLD MEDAL:  For the most blatant lay-down Jake The Awake Special in a long time, The Washington Commanders

I stand by what I've said:

You can't be that stupid.

You either threw the game on league orders or you took money.  That there's no apparent criminal investigation is all I need to know.

2026 Week Five NFL Political Rankings

Oh, how fickle the Politics can be...

The DeRapist Rapist Redemption Tour derails, Chicago can't get head out of ass in Lambeau for the Mike Ditka Memorial, the refs can't seem to be consistent as to what's in bounds and what is not, let's not even DISCUSS Washington and a criminal or exposing finish...

What a week.  So much so, I'm splitting off Dud of the Week.  That gets it's own post this week.

And so here's where we are regarding the Politicals.  Starting in the AFC:

1) Kansas City

They did nothing this week.  And, hence, they stay where they are, especially because it appears that, for the moment (and I stress FOR THE MOMENT), they are the Political Super Bowl choice.  Guessing Kelce gets one more, retires with Mrs. Kelce, and some point around there we find out Taylor is pregnant.

2) Baltimore

By default.  The question is how long Jackson is gonna be out.  But if Tyrod Taylor can get a win over what was about to be one of the hottest moving teams in the NFC when Michael Penix got healthy, you have to make reference.

2A) Buffalo

Kinda the same point here, after that Monday night NFL production.  But don't look now, New England IS now 3-2 and has a win at Buffalo.  That's how big that Monday nighter got.

4) Jacksonville

Could be a "Services Rendered" here, as their stadium renovations have gotten rid of them all the way into November and eaten two home games besides!

Up a bit:

New England:  See above.

Down a bit:

Las Vegas:  The loss to Kansas City was somewhat understandable.  That performance against New England was NOT.

Cleveland:  Speaking of "What the Hell was THAT?"...

NFC:

1) San Francisco

2) New York Giants

That blatant of gifts by the situation (the officials in San Fran, the other team in New York) has to be a discussion that these two teams have hit a significant amount out in front of the rest of them -- POLITICALLY.

Still trying to figure out, after the Jed York thing, why the league seems to be favoring San Francisco so blatantly, but this is where we are in Week Five!

3) Minnesota

Another team I can't get a bead on.  Howinhell are these guys 5-0?  That said, there they are.