Super Farce XLIX, The Thugs: Oh, and Lookie. It's the Bane of the Seahawks.

DRUG TESTING!

ESPN reported today that the Seahawks are miffed at HGH testing.

Oh, gee, I wonder why...

Could it be that you jump around like a lot of imbalanced 12 year-old inner-city gangbangers?

Earl Thomas was tested for HGH this morning, and he didn't like it.

Yesterday I said my shoulder was a 10 ... Wake up the next morning and I have a blood test for HGH .. League office distraction
— Earl Thomas (@Earl_Thomas) January 29, 2015

He said the NFL was treating them like criminals.

(Side comment:  That's because most of you are.  The problem being:  So is the NFL itself!!!)

I mean, Earl:  Without PED's and HGH, your Legion of Boom is a Legion of...  Tap???

Pete Carroll is a dirty scumbag, and drugs have always been in the equation with this motherfucker.

Stop it.

Please.

Be fortunate you aren't ALL tested, because the league certainly has more than Probable Cause (if we want to go the "criminals" angle) to do so!!!