Of Course, It COULD Be Worse, You Could Be Alex Rodriguez and Still Think You Can Drug Another Few Million...

Another Deadspin gem my friend found.

We all know (at least those with a pulse) that A-Roid is done.  Through.  Finished.  Kaput.

And he was several years ago.  Should've been for any number of acts against baseball, both steroid-related and otherwise!

A-Roid is looking to a very likely and suspicious source to get his career started again...

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, A-Roid has been seen getting help to get back on track by...

BARROIDS BONDS.

You

can't

make

this

shit

up.