Sheesh.
September 12: Jayru Campbell, former football prospect in Michigan, just hours after being released for assaulting a security guard, assaults his girlfriend on campus and is arrested again.
He got seven months for violating probation (and only a year of probation for the violence!) and was also under investigation for an assault while on the inside.
No word on whether he still will be allowed to graduate the school he quarterbacked to two Michigan state titles, much less play in college.
September 13: Rutgers plays Penn State in the first Big Ten meeting between the two teams, and, after anti-PSU comments from the fans, the Rutgers AD is forced to apologize.
September 14: Week Two begins, as the NFL is a raging inferno over Rice and Peterson:
- Mike Ditka claims getting the shit beat out of him made him a better child.
- Charles Barkley throws the entire South under the bus.
- Protests around the league include flyovers demanding Goodell's firing and an iconic change from what the NFL wants to project as "makeup" for female fans to what it really is too often -- a black eye!
September 15: Adrian Peterson will play in Week 3, says the Vikings -- until KHOU reports a SECOND set of child-abuse allegations. Sponsors begin to bolt Peterson and the Vikings, and, after a bunch of thug fans show support for Peterson, a prominent Vikings message board shuts itself down.
Ray Rice appeals his indefinite suspension.
And a former NFL wife gives a haunting set of truths about silencing dissent within the NFL family.
September 16: Rihanna, angry at the NFL's handling of her situation, and a former domestic violence victim herself, forcibly cuts ties with the NFL as CBS' theme song singer for the Thursday night telecasts.
Numerous sponsors either cut ties with Peterson and the Vikings, or express concern at the NFL as a whole. No major NFL sponsor, however, completely cuts ties.
September 17: Arizona's Jonathan Dwyer adds his name to a growing list of abusers within the NFL over the course of what is turning into the biggest crisis in decades.
Grantland publishes an article which gives a new meaning to the NFL's "Together, We Make Football" by exposing a small portion of a year's worth of ignored abuse claims.
Jameis Winston wants in: Still under investigation by Florida State University for rape, he yells a vulgar, misogynistic Internet meme at lunch. He is banned for a half.
Reggie Bush steps in it with several comments which make it appear he could be investigated for how he disciplines his daughter.
Adrian Peterson is finally put on the Commissioner's Permission List, ending his season.
September 18: A member of one of the sixteen teams in the League of Legends World Championships is suspended for it's first round group phase for racial denigration of his Taiwanese hosts. Partially as a result, his team does not make it out of the group phase. The Danish player is still with his team to date.
Jonathan Dwyer is charged with various forms of child and spousal abuse -- he's soon on the same list as Peterson.
A poll released by SI puts the blame outside of Goodell, and largely begins the ability of Goodell to seize the narrative and quiet the storm...
September 19: Which he does the next day, with a lot of smoke and bluster, but very little else, outside of a new personal conduct policy which, early in 2015, the players' association will seek to nullify.
The same day, ESPN's
Outside the Lines eviscerates the standing story regarding the Ravens and Ray Rice, basically making it clear it was more important to have him on the field than actually holding anyone accountable for Rice beating his wife into submission.
Winston's ban is now the entire game vs. Clemson, a game Florida State barely wins and Winston almost scoffs at the ban during pre-game. The ban effectively ends any realistic chance of him going back-to-back on the Heisman.
September 20: According to Gloria Allred, retained by the victim, another NFL player was allowed to rape a woman on Saturday and still play on Sunday. The player is later revealed to be C.J. Spillman of the Dallas Cowboys.
September 21: Dan Le Betard, him of the sold Hall of Fame ballot, throws a broadside at the NFL, asking a very uncomfortable question:
Does football itself contribute to bad behavior NFL can't prevent?
Rob Bironas, formerly of the Titans, dies in a bizarre one-car crash under very mysterious circumstances which appear consistent with football-enhanced brain damage or the abuse of the drug Ambien.
September 22: The Ravens respond with a litany of denials to the Outside the Lines report.
Bill Simmons responds with a barrage of statements against Roger Goodell, and dares anyone at ESPN to do anything about it.
September 24: True to ESPN's subservience to the NFL, Simmons gets his wish and a three-week suspension.
On the same day, unnamed Atlantic City law enforcement basically states Simmons was telling the truth when he said Goodell lied -- for the SECOND TIME.
September 25: Derek Jeter has a single in his last Yankee Stadium at-bat. It appears the pitch is utterly juiced down the middle, and results in the game-winning RBI for the Yankees, long since out of the playoffs.
September 28: Husain Abdullah of the Kansas City Chiefs is flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct after scoring a touchdown. His offense: Going into Muslim prayer in the end zone afterward -- "going to ground" to do so. The league, within two days, admits it erred.
September 29: Jovan Belcher's brain is found to have CTE-level damage, and the University of Michigan is brought under fire for allowing it's quarterback to go out with clear concussion symptoms.
By the end of Week 4: New England is 2-2 and in big trouble. Seattle is infighting all over the place and is 2-1 and would eventually get to 3-3.
September 30: PBS releases a statement from the Department of Veterans Affairs, which has a brain repository, in which 79 NFL players now have their brains. They all were checked for CTE. All but three came back positive.
October 2: Three high-school football players join the growing ranks of players dead due to football. All three had brain injuries.
October 3: Bironas was drinking the night he crashed and died, to the point of a .218 BAC.
John Elway's son is arrested for domestic violence, but gets off light because... John Elway!
October 6: Bud Selig's love affair with the Cardinals continues, screwing over the Dodgers for the second year in a row. How are the Cardinals the only team that can hit Kershaw? Take one look at the umpiring...
The
Minneapolis Star-Tribune basically exposes Adrian Peterson as a fraud, and reveals a six-month police investigation as to his conduct at a party in Minneapolis.
October 8: Cardinal Fan is Cardinal Fan, as Cardinal fans are seen attempting to provoke racial unrest in the continuing Ferguson, MO situation.
October 10: A teenage Lions fan is banned from the stadium (all events there, not just NFL) for LIFE for using a laser pointer to attempt to blind opposing players from Buffalo.
October 11: Florida State is forced by Title IX to start a sham trial "against" Jameis Winston for the rape he's been under a cloud for for almost two years now.
The
New York Times reports that Florida State has been covering up
for it's football team as long as can be remembered, and one SI legal
analyst said the best case for Jameis Winston at this point would be to
drop out of school now.
Jerry Angelo, formerly Bears GM, reports he was witness to hundreds and hundreds of reports of domestic violence in his time with the team -- all covered up.
October 13: A school superintendent in Sayreville, NJ cancels the football program after seven students are charged with sodomizing the humanity out of younger players. At least one victim, this week, has announced a probable $1.5 million lawsuit. It took until the first week of 2015 for enough to come down on said superintendent to reinstate the program.
October 14: Now, Jameis Winston is being investigated by the NCAA for the same violations Johnny Manziel started his senior season with -- illegal autographs.
October 21: The WTA bans the senior tennis official from Russia for one year after he called Serena and Venus Williams men.
The NFL finishes the job and cuts Michael Sam from the Cowboys' practice squad. On the same day, the wife of former NFL player Adam Treu says you will hear of an NFL wife murdered before another is allowed to speak out.
October 23: ESPN got hold of a substitute lineman's helmet from an NFL game. It wasn't pretty.
North Carolina's academic fraud investigation explodes, as it appears that a decade and a half of African-American Stuies classes were involved.
October 27: A suburban Philadelphia high school ends it's football season due to sexual-assault hazing.
A Dallas Cowboys fan goes viral after the Cowboys lose Monday Night Football's contest to the Redskins. As a result of said loss, he goes "APESHIT FUCKING MODE!" and TRASHES HIS APARTMENT/HOME.
October 30: Mike Periera, former NFL officials' head, chastises the SEC for using a secret official to communicate with during replay reviews in games.
November 4: Adrian Peterson pleads out to a lesser charge in Houston. His attempt to re-enter the league this season was, surprisingly, later denied!
November 6:
Deadspin reveals that any real attempt to Death Penalty Penn State was a complete bluff.
As if the Jameis Winston Saga isn't enough, underground Vegas sources reveal the very real possibility that Winston was point-shaving for the behalf of a former high-school teammate in the first half of an ACC game vs. Louisville. Similar patterns of possible point-shaving could be seen in almost every succeeding game Winston played.
November 9: Chase Coughlin of the Titans is fined $30,000 for cheap-shotting an assistant coach of the Ravens.
November 11: Orlando Thomas, dead due to football. ALS at 42.
November 14: Good news: The New England Patriots got to one million Twitter followers and gave everyone who retweeted that fact an electronic personalized team jersey with their handle on it. Bad news: One of the handles: IHateN*****s. The team apologized.
November 16: Kevin Harvick shoves Brad Keselowski into getting his ass kicked in an incident with Brad involved in which Kevin was not! One week later, Harvick wins his first title. Have at it, boys!!
The DEA investigated several NFL teams as part of answering a lawsuit by former players on drugs being used by the teams. The lawsuit, soon after, was dismissed.
November 21: Keith Law is banned from his ESPN Twitter account for fighting noted
Republican crybaby Curt Schilling on evolution.
November 22: Jameis Winston forcibly shoves a referee out of the way at the line of scrimmage... AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
November 28: Ray Rice wins his appeal.
November 30: Ohio State senior lineman Kosta Karageorge is found, dead with a gunshot wound to the head, in a dumpster, after being missing the last several days, including Senior Day in Columbus.
December 7: Florida State University is given one of the four spots in the first College Football Playoff.
December 10: The NFL announces a new Personal Conduct Policy, allowing for more pre-conviction leeway. As stated above, a grievance has been filed to stop it.
December 17: Ray McDonald is FINALLY cut from the 49ers, but it takes another rape investigation to get it done.
Jim Harbaugh, who said he wouldn't have any domestic violence on his team, gets a $48,000,000 parachute out of San Francisco to coach at Michigan.
Dan Hampton wanted the Bears coaching staff waterboarded, while a Chicago-area station said, in a graphic, that the Bears should cut Jay Cutler or cut their wrists.
December 21: Jameis Winston wins the sham trial.
A low-level bowl game is interrupted as the line judge was struck by an object, purportedly thrown from the stands.
December 22: Another low-level bowl game ends in a brawl between the two teams after the final whistle.
December 25: A Twitter war erupts in Inland California when a Kobe-jocker is so offended by someone saying (correctly!) the Lakers are better off without Kobe Bryant, said Kobe-jocker jumps in his car and heads to Temecula on Christmas Day for a fight! Too bad for him, the other guy was on vacation in another state.
December 26: For grabbing his crotch after a long TD run, Marshawn Lynch is fined $11,050. He repeat-offenders on the touchdown which aided in sending the NFC Championship to overtime four weeks later -- fine is doubled.
December 29: Ndamokung Suh is finally suspended for yet another incident vs. the Packers...
December 30: ... only to have it reversed.
A third bowl game is disrupted when, twice in the first half (and the first, apparently, right in front of an official!), a Texas A&M student assistant cheap-shots a West Virginia ball-carrier.