Wednesday, November 16, 2022

2022 NFL Week 10 After Further Review: Part Three

And on top of everything else:  Jake The Asshole has FIFTEEN plays on his list this week.

He DOES have tags for both the Bills and Vikings, so there may be more plays from that game or he may have incorporated some here.

#15:  Raiders-Colts, Raiders Last Chance Miss, 4th and 7 from the IND 16 down five points, fifty seconds left.

DPI no-call, ref right there, oh gee I wonder why...

#14:  Bears-Lions, 2nd and 18 from the Chicago 17 for the Bears.  24-17 Bears, 10 1/2 to go in the game.

Hit as thrown, duck in the air, two Bears receivers miss the tackle after the pick, it's a pick six.

#13:  The Doink-A-Rama, as he calls it.  Panthers-Falcons.  First quarter, scoreless.

46 yard attempt for Carolina.  And there's a definite point to this one.  The kick does look, for all the world, like it's going to go well wide left, and then...  Off the pole, through the uprights.

#12:  He's already addressed this one.  Vikings miss the extra point against the Bills off the upright to keep the score 27-23.  4 1/2 to go in the fourth.

#11:  Colts-Raiders again, this time a six-minute drive for the Colts to start the third quarter up 13-7, and it's Return of the Doink.

At which point WWE's Doink shows up.  Why not?  We seem to be getting a lot of those, let him show up too -- but which one?  Matt Borne or the other guy?

I mean, there is an argument to be made here.  How many doinks have to happen in a given game/week/etc. before someone starts questioning whether they are actually happening naturally?

Which leads to two options:  Either they're kicking for the doink, or the uprights are magnetized...  HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

#10:  Dalvin Cook 81 yard TD run, Vikes-Bills, already covered.

#9:  Titans-Broncos, and a fleaflicker.  5:14 in the 3rd, 10-7 Denver, 1st and 10 for the Titans at their 33.

And the fleaflicker works to perfection, no one close, and Jake thinks it's another scam slop play.  He tends to emphasize those about as much as I emphasize the officiating.  Each of us will dabble in the other, but his point does still stand.

#8:  International flair on this one:  We're in Germany for Bucs-Seahawks.  3rd and 10 for the Tom Bradys at the Seahawk 32.  No score, early 2nd quarter.

Julio Jones is the recipient of another complete lack of defense, in Jake's opinion, for the opening 32 yard score.

#7:  Already covered, Bills-Vikings, game-losing interception.

#6:  Cowboys-Packers.  43 yard line, 7-7, 2 1/2 minutes to go in the half.

Brett Favre Syndrome for Mr. Prescott, as he thinks he can thread the needle through two defenders Jake points out have him on a bead for the ball.  Picked off, leads to the second Green Bay TD of the day.

#5:  Already covered, Stefon Diggs Magnet Catch in Bills-Vikes.

#4:  Already covered, the first of what Jake feels are the two scripted Allen interceptions.  The one I said at least four bad decisions were made on the play.  If there's three better than that...

#3:  Chargers-49ers, 1st and 10 for the Chargers at their 23.  49 seconds to go, no time outs, down 6.

Jake points out the clear outlet pass that can get a few yards, go out of bounds, set up the next play...

But we end up throwing the ball to the 49er defender, game over and the 49ers win!

#2:  Broncos-Titans, blatant magnet catch by Courtland Sutton

And #1:  The sixth play from Vikes-Bills, the Justin Jefferson magnet catch.

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Purple Surly on Twitter has one from Vikes-Bills we BOTH missed.  On the SECOND 4th and goal inside the 1 (the "failed" QB sneak), look at the Bills D-line...

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Another one akin to Jake's slop play emphasis:  Watch #54 for the Titans on this play.

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