Starting with Jake the Asshole again -- with whom I need to have a little talk...
#10: The overtime winner in Denver for the Raiders over the Broncos.
Davante Adams is TEN YARDS CLEAR OF EVERYBODY on the catch. All that needs to be said.
(He did tell me previously that he has a "hook" at #10. I'd put this far higher on the list. Probably #2 behind the punt return.)
#9: Doink time in Giants-Lions. 13:21 in the fourth, Giants have just scored for 24-12, and the PAT would make it an 8 and 3 game.
But, as Jake likes to sing, it's "Return of the Doink". One has to question the frequency of balls, especially going off the uprights, on these place-kicks.
I would have to wonder in certain cases, like this one, if the kicker is actually complicit, because it looks like the kick is almost being aimed at the right upright. Either way, it's dirty as Hell.
#8: Not sure I can agree with this one, Jake. Falcons-Bears. Field goal off the crossbar, late first half, for the Bears.
It was from 56, Jake. Now if you want to make the case that kickers should now have the strength of leg to make it from 60+, I'll listen to the argument. That one was short.
#7: Jets-Patriots, 2:56 to go in the half in a 3-3 game, and the Patriots are going to try a 44 yard field goal.
There was a bit of wind in that neck of the woods, kid. But the claim is that, in fact, the magnetic pull is so strong, it can repel and stop a ball in mid-air.
Stick to the Doinks off the uprights. You got a case there. Because if the magnets were that strong, would there not be the possibility the fans would notice -- you know, like, say, magnetic interference in the social media, etc. that gets posted?
#6: Cowboys-Vikings, 3rd and 14 for the 'Boys from their 32. 23-3 Dallas, early second half.
Lack of effort charge here on the last Vikings defender on the 68 yard TD. You be the judge.
Jake, unlike me, has two specialties -- Doinks and Slop Plays.
#5: Chiefs-Chargers, 3rd and 10 for the Chiefs at the Charger 32. 20-16 Chargers.
His charge is three Charger defenders couldn't get Travis Kelce down in a key situation.
Things like #10 are obvious -- these last two, you gotta judge for yourself.
#4: Back to Bears-Falcons. Take a good look at that catch by #85 for the Bears and tell me straight-faced they don't have magnets.
ESPN also proves this point in an Adam Schefter video, where, even with gloves, he can't stop the ball like that with one hand. You'd either have to claim these players have fruit-crushing strength in their fingers, or they're getting lots of help. I vote the latter.
#3: 49ers-Cardinals in Mexico. 7-3 49ers, mid second quarter.
And two Cardinals defenders completely whiff on George Kittle, even on an underthrown ball, on the score.
#2: Staying with 49ers-Cardinals. And here's the other George Kittle touchdown on the game, with it 31-10 in the 4th for the 49ers.
Maybe the one guy he locked eyes on, but there was downfield blocking to can the other three.
And, at least in this case, then Jake goes completely off the rails with an alleged "666" hand-signal by Kittle. Now, I'm not necessarily against people who claim this on a baseline basis (which see Beyonce and her pyramid hand-signal), but keep that out of the NFL rigging videos, bud. You have better cases and more evidence. Use what you have.
#1: My eyes are playing tricks on me -- I almost thought this was the Saints.
Nope, it's the Patriots-Jets punt return touchdown. Easy-peasy #1.
He again misses the holding on the return team too, simultaneous to and just after the first block in the back.
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This tiptoes on the World Cup Boycott, so I'll hold caution on this one.
But the irony is just to ludicrous levels of a Tweet I come across: You claim a World Cup game is rigged, and you THEN state you can't wait for the three NFL games tomorrow??!?!?!!?!?
(For those readers supporting the boycott, please read for the irony of the second part of that!)
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