Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Since the bastards have decided to play the Neanderthal Football League, one thing you can watch for...

And something the National Felon League slipped in during the later stages of the lockout...

Every scoring play, in every game, must now be reviewed by the review official.

Every touchdown, extra point, field goal, and safety...

Gee, you think that might open the door to a few things???

(And not just a few more commercials?)

Friday, July 15, 2011

Because I love soccer, I hope I'm wrong on this one...

But this is FIFA and Sepp Blatter we're talking about here.

The United States has won it's way into the Women's World Cup Final.

Their opponents are not favorites Germany or long-standing rivals Brazil. (The USA beat the latter in penalty kicks (after a goalazo two minutes into stoppage time of the last of the overtime!) in a stellar quarterfinal rife with controversy with the officiating.)

It's Japan, who stunned Germany in the quarterfinal with an overtime win of their own and then defeated Sweden, who defeated the USA in the group phase.

As I said, it's FIFA and Sepp. What's to say there might not be a little sympathy vote here? I have serious suspicions Japan is going to get the benefit of the doubt here.

Remember: In Final Fantasy X, as Wakka said: "At least we have blitz."

ON EDIT: Japan are World Champions, in penalties after a 2-2 draw. Anyone else think there was, at the very least, a lay-down here?

I think we now have our answer on Super Bowl XLV...



(Image from Men's Journal Magazine website.)

There's the reason the Green Bay Packers won Super Bowl XLV.

That's James Harrison, of the Pittsburgh Steelers. If I were Commissioner, he'd be banned from the fucking game for life the moment there was a new CBA.

James Harrison has just crossed the line into serious territory. He has basically decided that he would rather be an inner city gangsta than a complicit NFL football player.

In the interview with Men's Journal Magazine, James Harrison: Confessions of an NFL Hitman, James Harrison basically goes off on everybody but James Harrison.

Here's how he termed how he had to handle a snake bare-handed to protect his son:

“My son was here visiting, so that bitch had to bounce out. ASAP.”

Real classy for the highest-fined player in the NFL last year.

He's apparently been this kind of a problem since high school (suspended a number of times), and, as a result, had to pay his own way through Kent State to play college football.

On his initial statement about Roger Goodell before he goes off on what was described as a three-day rant:

“But up until last year, there was no word of me being dirty — till Roger Goodell, who’s a crook and a puppet, said I was the dirtiest player in the league. If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldn’t do it. I hate him and will never respect him.”

If the shoe fits, scum.

That simple. If the shoe fucking fits, then you have to wear it. You were the one who openly pronounced that you like to "hurt people" after a game in the NFL. You were the one who was fined $100,000 by the league for various offenses, and became the poster child for Goodell's idiotic pandering to the players by not repeatedly suspending your sorry ass.

You want to know why? The article shows a couple of nice facts:
  • 468 players were put on injured reserve (the list which declares a player so injured that he is no longer able nor allowed to play that season. That is an average of over 25 players per NFL week (yes, some of them occurred in the preseason), but was also a full 22% increase over the prior year.
  • Last year was also the Year of the Concussion. 261 documented concussions took place according to the Men's Journal article. That was a 30% increase from two years before.
  • On one Sunday, 11 concussions occurred, including two on the same play and two others by Harrison (neither flagged, both appeared to be ejection fouls for intention to injure).
This was why Goodell upped the fines and pussy-footed around the suspensions. This earlier blog post on my blog explains how pussy-footed Goodell is on that matter.

Of course, this doesn't stop Harrison from using the same gay slur which got Kobe Bryant and Joachim Noah in trouble against the Commissioner of the league.

Now, let's juxtapose two things for a second: That slur and the picture. Someone please tell me that I'm crazy that there's an implied threat on the life of the Commissioner of the National Football League somewhere in this equation. I have no fucking use for Goodell either, but I've seen far less made actionable as a threat.

He believes the league targetted the Steelers because:
  • they use too much force
  • have too much "swag"
  • and are predominantly black.
Well, James, when you basically go all gangsta in this picture up here and all buy "gangsta-grip" your pieces in front of the world to see how bad-ass you claim you are, I fully now see why.

Oh, and you can kiss Hines Ward goodbye for a couple weeks too. Jim Rome had advice for you DUI idiots a long time ago.

Do you honestly believe that Roger Goodell is going to allow your sorry ass to act like you have and get a Super Bowl ring for it?

Not if ESPN doesn't like you. Maybe if your name is Michael Vick!!

I mean, this guy basically puts the knees as about the only out-of-bounds area to hit. In fact, one comment appears to imply that if the player has a choice on where to hit Harrison (high in the head or low in the knee), not only would he take the helmet-to-helmet, he'd pay the guy's fine for doing it!!

We want this kind of player in the National Football League? No wonder friends of mine are openly calling this the Neanderthal Felon League!

The guy is simply driven as a completely pissed-off out-of-control punk. The only other thing he might answer to is his $51,000,000 contract!

James Harrison is a perfect reason why I will not miss the locked-out NFL this fall.

ON EDIT: SportsNation has a poll on what should be done with Harrison.

About 40% of 46,000 votes (as of when I posted this and voted) want no punishment. 35% believe he should be suspended, with most of that adding a fine into the equation.

A revealing sense of what the Neanderthal Felon League follows: Only 21% of about 16,000 votes believe it is more troubling that Harrison used a gay slur to continue to slam Roger Goodell than stating that Ben Rothlesberger was no Peyton Manning (and he knows it). (Three times that number reverse the situation.)

And do you have a problem with the above photo: Out of about 15,500 votes, only about 43% do.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

So let me get this straight: The following BCS situations have now been vacated...

USC: Participation in 2005 and 2006 BCS National Championship Games, 2005 BCS National Championship (NCAA sanctions, BCS)

Ohio State: Victory in 2011 Sugar Bowl (self-imposed).

And today, you can pretty much tack on Georgia Tech's participation in the 2010 Orange Bowl! They just got four years probation and their ACC title win yanked.

When are we going to come to the conclusion that the BCS itself brings a lot of this on?

Oh... My.... Lord.....

Roger Clemens has just won a MISTRIAL in his perjury case.

Why?

Because the goddamned Federal government couldn't go TWO DAYS into it's case without bringing to the jury evidence which was already ruled inadmissable.

If I'm the judge, the case is OVER -- they can't retry it.

Why? The commentators said it better than I could.

The Feds are in so far over their heads, it's not funny.

The Steroid Era in baseball, which clearly saved the game for anyone paying attention, has several decades of chicanery behind it, and probably has the protection of $elig, Fehr, and most of the sponsors of the game.

The Federal government has about as much of a prayer of figuring this out as they do blowing up baseball itself, since doing the former would do the latter in short order.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Anatomy of a $Cam, Part II: B$C$/NFL Connection? Do we have the tie that binds the two??

I've always wondered if the final goal of the Bull Champion-Shit Series was to wrest ultimate control of major college football from the NCAA and make it a true minor league for what one ex-NFL-fan friend of mine now calls the Neanderthal Felon League??

HEY, DAVID TYREE, YOU WANT YOUR ANARCHY, LOOK AT YOUR OWN FUCKING LEAGUE!!!

I've inferred that there is a National Sports Machine in this country: A group of media, sporting, advertising, governmental, and "other" (less legal -- read: Mafia, gambling interests, etc.) parties who scour the country for young sports talent and basically determine, years in advance, who the lemmings are going to bow down to.

After today, I'm certain of it, because there appears to be a possible connection between the B$C$ and the NFL.

Today, the same day that ESPN announced that the B$C$ title game would be played on January 9 amid 35 bowls (remembering that ESPN owns seven of them and airs all of them except for two!) comes this little ditty from the NFL:

(Source: ESPN and Yahoo! Sports)

The National Football/Neanderthal Felon League is looking into 25 current and former NFL players for their investment in a closed Alabama casino operation.

The operation, now known as Center Stage (closed as Country Crossings for illegal slot-machine lookalikes) while it seeks permission to reopen, got about $20,000,000 from names like Terrell Owens, Santana Moss, and Santonio Holmes.

Four players, according to a source, have upwards of $7,000,000 in the venture, and would be forced to divest and face probable fine/suspension from the league if the league were allowed to investigate (it cannot, due to the current lockout).

So why did I put that headline up there about a connection between the B$C$ and the NFL, Anatomy of a $Cam?

I point you back to this blog post I made back on November 19, 2010. One of the charges stated was that the players were allowed to go in to casinos and that the machines would be rigged that the Auburn players would be the ones who would win!

If there is a connection between this Bingo-Gate scandal (which has been brewing for years down there, and basically involves everyone from mob/gambling figures to bribes to four current/former Alabama state legislators to possibly a former governor of the state of Alabama!) and this Country Crossing situation, one would have to wonder if the NFL (or at least "certain criminal elements" within it's playerbase) had an arm in "helping" $Cam and Auburn win the B$C$ National Title.

And you've got TO, Holmes, and Santana Moss involved -- that's some pretty heavy names up there!

Stay tuned: The curtain may be getting lifted. This is why I hope there's a multi-year lockout of the criminal enterprise known as the National Football League.

Hey, Mr. France, how many offenses does it take to actually park a driver on probation???

I'd like a word with the head of NA$CAR -- not for putting "Good Ol' DW" in the Hall of Fame (on top of the record he had on the track, his "Boogity Boogity Boogity" should be on every race, not just on the FOX ones...), but for the #18, Kyle Busch.

Since Busch was put on probation (the probation ended today) for his altercation with Kevin Harvick a month ago:
  • Kyle Busch was stopped in North Carolina for doing 128 MPH in a 45 MPH zone! That's an automatic suspension of his Driver's License, and could get him jail time. NA$CAR does nothing, even though there is a "conduct detrimental to the sport" clause...
  • Busch was penalized six points and $25,000 for being 1/16 of an inch too low on his car, WHILE UNDER PROBATION.
  • Busch and car owner Richard Childress got in a fight after a Truck Series race. Busch was completely exonerated, so why Childress was only fined and put on probation himself is just madness!!
  • And now, today, the end of the probation, we find out that NA$CAR has confiscated and ordered changed unapproved oil pans that were found on the cars in Michigan of all three Joe Gibbs cars.
"Boys, have at it!" must stop before someone gets killed.

An unenforced law or "penalty" is no law.

It's clear that the sponsors and TV ratings are the only reason a clear basket case loose-cannon like Kyle Busch is allowed anywhere near a NA$CAR track, and it's one of the reasons I don't watch NA$CAR anymore.