Saturday, September 26, 2026

Further comments on social-media buzz of the out-of-control nature of football...

#1:  The SEC needs action against Coach Sarkasian of Texas.  It is clear he is fully excusing the conduct of his players, even though...

#2:  Colin Simmons and Raleek Brown should be arrested and thrown in a local jail tonight.

I am not kidding, nor am I saying metaphorically because their actions took place on the Tennessee field.

Both of them not only violated FCC indecency laws which are going to bring broadcast partner ABC onto the carpet, but at least Simmons violated Tennessee's indecency laws.

Don't believe me?  Read the definition of "nudity" under Tennessee's indecency statute:
"(1) “Nudity” or “state of nudity” means the showing of the bare human male or female genitals or pubic area with less than a fully opaque covering, the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering of the areola, or the showing of the covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state. Nudity or state of nudity does not include a mother in the act of nursing the mother's baby;"
When Simmons represented himself as putting his fist in front of his crotch, he was representing a penis in turgid state, as if FOOBAW MAN FROM TEXASS (read:  God...) had the biggest dick in the stadium and wasn't afraid to show it.

He should be EXPELLED from the University of Texas, so should Brown.

He won't be.  He's GOD because he's FOOBAW MAN FROM TEXASS...

And this shithead Simmons is making $2,500,000 in NIL money from the likes of Dodge Ram and Nike.

Don't bother asking for boycotts or removals.  Someone will just take his place.

Speaking of God, maybe this one from another state heading to Oklahoma...

And he did all this with Pigfucker in attendance?  Hell, Kegsbreath is probably creaming about this sow!

#3, I want to reiterate something from the other incident really making the rounds this afternoon -- the slam tackle from the #1 tight-end recruit heading to Oklahoma.

He was ejected and suspended a game for unsportsmanlike conduct earlier this season.

He should've been ejected from last night's game for injurious conduct, one of the definitions of a flagrant (disqualification) high-school football foul.

We haven't even hit October 1st yet.  Let that process.

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