We'll start with Jake The Asshole again, and I think that I already know what is #1 -- and if it's not, I will definitely call him out on it.
Again, NFL highlights, so I can't embed the YouTube... (Then why can I do the Twitter, and why can't I find my #1 play on video on it that easily? I'd figure half of Kansas City was up in arms over it -- AND it had a major role in costing an NFL kicker his job!)
So, then:
#10 We start Colts-Chiefs, but Jake goes elsewhere here. It's a first-quarter punt by Indianapolis, muffed at the KC 7 by the Chief receiver, he turns around like "whadablazes", and Indy easily recovers -- leads to the first touchdown. If the Chiefs are going to cut Ammendola for the kick led to by the play that better be #1, this guy needs to go too! That is the textbook definition of a "slop play", as Pat Troothner puts it.
Probably about the only reason Skyy Moore is still with the Chiefs today is that he was a late second-round pick in this year's draft. He's had one target in three games and had all sorts of problems with punt returns.
#9 He stays with Colts-Chiefs. This is about two minutes into the 4th quarter, and the Chiefs are about to try at 42 yard field goal up 17-13... or are they? 4th and 10, they try the fake. Not only does the holder badly overthrow the pass, but two Indianapolis players had the play completely snuffed out (did they know it beforehand???), and there was no way they were getting the first down.
#8 Bills-Dolphins. 4th and goal at the Miami 2 for Buffalo, down 21-17 in the last two minutes, and Josh Allen all but throws a ground ball to end the drive. Ball misses the receiver by a good two yards.
#7 Rams-Cardinals. 3rd and 1, LA 35 for the Rams. Alleges slop play on the defender on the tight end after the catch, leading to a 55 yard reception. Or it would've if he hadn't stepped out of bounds by the tiptoe. Drive ended with a fourth-quarter fumble.
#6 Steelers-Browns. Magnetic gloves charge. And you all saw this play Friday morning if you saw the highlights -- and everybody was glowing at comparisons to the best NFL regular-season play of the first 100 years of the league, the OBJ catch. Same thing here. Jake then goes into some degree of detail as to how it works, and how at least one company is actually marketing this kind of technology. (Note the female narrator: Only saying the tech is disallowed in NFHS and NCAA...)
And this kind of catch gives credence, how, falling away, can you make that grip on the end of the ball without help? Seriously???
#5 Lions-Vikings. Magnetic K-ball/uprights charge. First drive of the game, 48 yard field goal attempt for the Lions. If that one was magnetic, that's harder to tell. Because the kick started to the center and drifted and hit the right upright -- which can happen legitimately. Not exactly the greatest case given to this one.
#4 49ers-Broncos Sunday Night. 2nd and 10 at the 2 for the 49ers. Third quarter, 7-3 49ers. Garropollo goes back and loses track of the back of the end zone for two points. Yeah, I can see that argument, especially because the Broncos eventually won the game 11-10...
#3 Cowboys-Giants Monday Night and another gloves charge. CeeDee Lamb touchdown, clear glove stop, but there's another angle the Asshole isn't doing on the play -- the clear PUSH-OFF he gives the Giants defender on the play before snagging the ball with his magnetic glove. And with 8:30 to go in the 4th quarter, that's the winning touchdown. 20-13 lead then, final was 23-16.
#2 Panthers-Saints. Laviska Shenault, Jr. with the 67 yard touchdown pass where two players basically ole'd his ass and no one hustled after him for the touchdown which put the game on ice. Made it 19-7 in the 4th, ended 22-14.
#1 (You better have picked this one, because there were two others in the same game you already put on the list...)
HE DOESN'T. And he probably picks the worst possible play. THE BUTT PUNT.
The safety was the best play there or you're giving Buffalo the ball at about your 40 or so!!!
So you don't call THIS your #1 play?? Chiefs-Indy again. 8:48 in the 4th, Chiefs up 17-13. Mahomes is pressured, holding on the blind side is eventually declined.
But wait, the CBS cameras catch a facemask exchange between Mahomes and the guy he was trying to stiffarm -- that's offsetting penalties, and does Ammendola even get to try the field goal which cost him his job?
In calling the holding call, the referee, on-mic, acknowledges the Chiefs' sideline going up in arms over it, asking them "What's the question?" when he's calling the holding!!!
Better point even yet: Not even Jake the Asshole has that play even on Twitter OR YouTube. The NFL doesn't want that play becoming public. OH GEE I WONDER WHY!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment