So let's see, in the last two weeks:
- Kansas City is back on top in the AFC West after getting two very political-compromised teams the last two weeks...
- Las Vegas has now been laid down to the Giants and Chiefs
- Baltimore needed a lot of help in the Minnesota game not to be in a three-game losing streak.
- Dallas laid an egg, then got Atlanta to lay one for them...
- Arizona may finally have come back down to Earth.
- We have no clue, week to week, as to who's gonna show up for New Orleans...
- Aaron Rodgers is a lying idiot...
Gee, you wanna make these Political Rankings posts easy, don'tcha, Goddell?? :)
Well, let's try to get a read of it:
AFC:
1) Tennessee
I really have no choice here. As much as I'd LIKE to choose somebody else, it's apparent that, even with the Henry injury, there is a clear front-runner in the AFC.
And as much as I don't want to pick Tennessee for the same reason I don't like to rank Arizona that highly, there are major problems with several of the other major contenders:
- KC has Mahomes, but the defense is suspect and the Britt Reid trial is upcoming.
- Buffalo is really inconsistent, and there's not much of a market behind them to push.
- Pittsburgh has Captain Fatfuck, and loves to play down to competition, needing massive Refball on occasion..
- New England COULD, but could the other half of the Brady vs. Belichick pair be flagging?
2) Kansas City
Largely because
3) New England
The problem with New England is, especially with the rookie, it IS a package deal. There's no shoot/rigged point in pushing New England without pushing Tampa with them.
4) Baltimore
Where the Hell have you guys gone the last three weeks?
DUD OF THE WEEK NOMINEES:
LAS VEGAS -- are you understanding, after yet another failing season in the NFL doghouse, why it is not in good business interest to go pissing off the National Football League as one of it's franchises???
BALTIMORE -- they were trying to hand you that damn game on a silver platter and you REFUSED IT? That's a good way to see you on a losing streak, and you're one good push away from it already reaching three!!!
CLEVELAND -- Just when it looks like you want to have a chance, THAT HAPPENS.
NEW YORK JETS -- Are you going to maybe ascertain as to... TRY one of these weeks???
DENVER -- That margin, to Philadelphia???? REALLY????
DUD OF THE WEEK "WINNER" FOR THE AFC: THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS.
Another example of, even though it pisses off readers of the blog, that, in the rigged NFL, it is All About The Quarterback. Captain Fatfuck coughs it up with COVID -- his team follows suit in tying fucking DETROIT!!! That's like tying the Michigan Wolverines...
... or the Central Michigan Chippewas.
NFC:
1) Dallas
At least I have a clear Political #1 in the NFC. Dallas, right now, on a rig-level, has to be Super Bowl favorite. There are some issues (CeeDee Lamb, and they always seem to be one breath from a drug suspension), but they are one of the few ratings draws the league has, and, if they wake up, they can get it done.
2) Tampa Bay, really by default more than anything else...
But...
DUD OF THE WEEK NOMINEES:
TAMPA BAY -- To the IZZIES? Really?? FUCKING REALLY???? (Yes, because of that girl and her family from Florida, the Football Team will always be The Izzies to me.)
SEATTLE, DK METCALF IN PARTICULAR: Loss of focus, composure, and points. In a game you really could have politically been rigged to win and probably should have.
ATLANTA: See Cleveland... Just when it looks like people want to give you a chance...
LA RAMS: See Las Vegas. Stan Kroenke, pay your own fucking legal bills and SHUT THE FUCK UP if you know what is good for your NFL team. (Hence, you probably won't...)
ARIZONA: Oh good Lord... I get a lot of heat for the "It's All About The Quarterback" stuff. Games like this are why the NFL loves to rig things in that direction!
DUD OF THE WEEK "WINNER" FOR THE NFC: THE NFL ITSELF FOR IT'S COMPLETE MISHANDLING OF THE AARON RODGERS FIASCO.
That is all.
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