Saturday, September 30, 2023

Game 162 and the Last: Kayfabe

Politicals, I think are obvious.  I do think it's Houston vs. Cobb County again, Houston beating Baltimore in the ALCS and Cobb County defeating the Milwaukee/NL#6 winner in the NLCS.  (I think the Urias suspension will get the Dodgers out in the DS, and probably without much resistance.)

So let's fill in the dance card:

American League:

Tampa beat Toronto Saturday 7-5.

Texas beat Seattle 6-1.

Houston beat Arizona 1-0.

So we have our six in the AL, Seattle eliminated with the loss:

  1. Baltimore
  2. AL West winner between Texas and Houston.  Texas if they win or Houston loses tomorrow, Houston if they win and Texas loses.
  3. Minnesota
  4. Tampa Bay
  5. Toronto/Texas/Houston
  6. Toronto/Houston/Texas

So now the only two things left are the AL West, and the 5 and 6 placements.

The AL West is simple:  Texas wins or Houston loses, Texas Rangers are champs.  Houston must win and Texas lose to win the division.  Houston wins the tiebreaker with Texas 9 wins to 4.  That has to be dealt with first.

Whichever of the two teams does not win the AL West:  

If Texas wins, then if one of Houston or Toronto wins and the other does not, the one of those two which wins is the #5, the other the #6.  

If all three gain the same result, win or lose, or both Toronto and Houston lose with Texas winning, Toronto is the #5 and Houston is the #6, Toronto winning the season series 4-3.  

If Houston and Toronto win and Texas loses, Houston wins the division, Toronto is the #5 and Texas is the #6 due to a 6-1 record over Texas.

If Houston wins, and Toronto and Texas both lose, then Texas is the #5 one game outright over Toronto, after Houston wins the tiebreaker for the division.

National League:

Arizona lost, see above.

Miami beat Pittsburgh 7-3

St. Louis revenged Cincinnati by a similar ridiculous score to Friday night's.

Cubs beat Milwaukee 10-6

  1. Cobb County Barfs (and WS HFA if/when they get there)
  2. Dodgers
  3. Milwaukee
  4. Philadelphia
  5. Miami/Arizona
  6. Miami/Arizona

So we now do know the 12 teams which will contest the playoffs.  We just have the 5/6 to settle in the NL, and a half-inning in New York could make this mighty complicated.

Cubs were eliminated today because, even one game behind Arizona, they lost the season series 6-1 to Arizona.  (They also lost to Miami 4-2.)

Cincinnati eliminated today with the loss.

Miami has the tiebreaker with Arizona.  The Monday bottom of the 9th in New York only matters if Arizona wins Sunday and Miami loses.  Then and only then, Miami has all to play for in 5-20 or so minutes in New York. They lead that game 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth.

2023 NFL Week Three Fine Blotter

Thirty-four fines on the blotter this week, in the NFL announcement:

  • Atlanta
    • Kaden Elliss, $16,391, unflagged illegal hit.
    • Keith Smith, $87,418, leading with the helmet on a kickoff return.

In fact, let's stop with the sugar-coating.  #40 is Smith, and that is ejection-level SPEARING.

  • Chicago
    • Jaquan Brisker, $9,287 for a face mask.
    • Tyrique Stevenson, $6,515 for a late hit.
  • Cincinnati
    • Cam Taylor-Britt, $7,516, bit of a marginal defenseless receiver one here.  Receiver was juggling the ball and was certainly probably still defenseless when he got hit, but...
  • Dallas
    • Chuma Edoga, $6,847 for hitting the player in the face on a false start.  He was only flagged the five yards.
    • Johnathan Hankins, $7,319 for a face mask.
  • Denver
    • Kareem Jackson, $11,473 for an uncalled low block.  That's three for three!!  Three games, THREE-TIME LOSER.
    • Drew Sanders, $5,793, unnecessary roughness
    • Patrick Surtain, $11,473 -- league didn't say what and I couldn't find it.
  • Detroit
    • Alex Anzalone, $13,922 for a forearm to the head.
    • And Brian Branch had two, both $8,103 for $16,204 total.  One was a horse-collar tackle, the other another blow to the head.
  • Green Bay
    • Rasul Douglas, $11,473, making him a TWO-TIME LOSER for unnecessary roughness
    • Ben Sims, $4,167 for involvement in an altercation.
    • And if you need more evidence the game was fucked, the throw-down no-call RTP which took the New Orleans QB out was not only unflagged, it was unfined.  
  • Houston
    • Jonathan Greenard, $7,604 for unnecessary roughness.
  • Indianapolis
    • Kwity Paye (a candidate for Name Hall of Fame), $10,927 for the uncalled face mask which was part of the refball which gave Indianapolis the win.
  • Los Angeles Chargers
    • Raheem Layne, $4,870 for one of the least expensive defenseless receiver hits (which was flagged).
  • Las Vegas
    • Maxx Crosby, $10,927 for removal from the pile.
  • Miami
    • Raheem Mostert, $10,927 for ripping off the helmet of an opposing player.  The "blind" fucks didn't call the penalty.
  • Minnesota
    • Harrison Smith, $21.854 for using the helmet on a tackle.
  • New England
    • Jabril Peppers, got a big one:  $43,709, yet another completely intentional ejection helmet hit which is (similarly intentionally) NOT CALLED.
    • Juju Smith-Schuster, $16,391 for a blindside block.
  • New Orleans
    • Tony Jones, $5,222 for a post-play altercation.
  • New York Giants
    • A'Shawn Robinson, $11,473 for the altercation for which it appears 49ers' Trent Williams punched him in return.
    • Jihad Ward, $8,139
    • Leonard Williams, $16,391 for roughing the passer.
  • San Francisco
    • Trent Williams, $11,473 for the aforementioned ejection offense.
  • Pittsburgh
    • Kwon Alexander:  Another big one for the Steelers:  $43,709
      • That is not only TWO-TIME LOSER for Alexander, that's back to back weeks for $43,709!!!
        • He's lost his last two game checks.
        • This is the hit.
        • That's gonna get appealed down.  (Watch the third angle at :30, Alexander is #54.)  It's a late hit -- there might be helmet involved, but that's because the player was being tackled.  That will be brought back.  It'll be listed for now because the NFL listed it, but that one's coming back.)
    • Miles Killebrew:  $13,792, and that's for the helmet hit -- and it should've been ejectable.
      • Switch the two fines.  Alexander can get 14K for the late hit, Killebrew gets the 44K for the helmet foul.
      • That puts Pittsburgh's total for three weeks is $223,289.
  •  Seattle
    • DK Metcalf becomes a FOUR-TIME LOSER in three weeks!!  Another $16,391.  Blindside block plus aggravating.
    • Julian Love, $21,833 for roughing the passer.
    • Teez Tabor, $6,000 for unnecessary roughness.
  • Tennessee
    • Arden Key, $43,710 for roughing the passer.

So, some statistics.

  • Only one player was fined twice, so 33 players this week, from 20 different teams.
    •  87 players have been fined this season.
  • Total fines for the week, another over half-mil:  $535,501.
    • Total for the year, $1,433,806.
  • Absolute leader in the clubhouse is the Pittsburgh Steelers, with $223,289 in fines.  Nine fines this year, FIVE OF THEM helmet fouls.
    • To give reference, the only other team in six figures is Atlanta, and they got all theirs this week!
  • Number of non-called fined ejections:  5.
    • Smith (ATL) for Spearing.
    • Peppers (NE) and
    • Killebrew (PIT -- they got the PIT fines reversed) for lowering the helmet to initiate
    • Williams (SF) for a punch.
    • Key (TEN) for flagrant RTP, shot to the throat, Intent To Injure.
      • Season total is now 13, nine of which are helmet fouls.  One is referee abuse, one is a punch, one is intent to injure RTP, one is a cheapshot.
  • The Fineable Refball Index is now at two.  You get on the FRI for any game for which a missed call is directly responsible for changing the outcome of the game, and the missed call is correctly fined afterward.
    • The facemask not called against Indianapolis joins the 9/11 Trip in New York.
  • Only three teams have not been fined through the first three weeks:   The Jacksonville Jaguars, the Philadelphia Eagles, and the Carolina Panthers.
  • And, once again, over half the fined fouls went unflagged:  18 out of 34.
    • That is 51 out of the 101 fined fouls not flagged.
      • Biggest offender, uncalled helmet fouls, see above.

September 30, 2023 News and Notes

  • It appears, with the understanding that RFK Jr. knows the DNC will never allow him to be the nominee, that Robert Kennedy Jr. is about to or already has announced an independent run for the Presidency.  Now, the only question left is whether he becomes the top of the No Labels ticket that Sinema and Manchin are trying to put together.   
  • One of the last living witnesses to the death of Tupac Shakur is now charged with his murder, as well as orchestrating it.  "Keffe D", real name Duane Davis, was officially charged with murder with a deadly weapon in Las Vegas.  According to reports, he admits he was in the Cadillac from which the shots which killed Tupac were fired.  Obviously will be remanded for trial.
    • Though the last lethal injection in Nevada was 17 years ago, the death penalty is still on the books and a possible sentence here.
  • Baseball:
    • Toronto beats Tampa 11-4.  Houston beats Arizona 2-0.  Seattle beats Texas 8-0.
      • Texas by 1 over Houston, 2 over Seattle.  Seattle must sweep Texas to have a tiebreaker chance at the division, and Houston must lose twice.
      • Baltimore is AL #1, AL West is #2 after the last Twins loss.  Minnesota is #3.  Tampa is #4.
      • Toronto is 1 up on Houston, 2 up on Seattle for the wildcards.  Basically, Seattle must sweep or they're out.  Toronto Magic Number is 1, Houston Magic Number is 2.
    • Miami beat Pittsburgh 4-3, Cincinnati beat St. Louis by an absurd score.  Chicago Cubs lost to Milwaukee 4-3 in 10.
      • Cobb County NL #1 and Best Record in Baseball.  Dodgers NL #2.  Milwaukee #3.  Philadelphia #4.
      • Arizona is 1/2 game up on Miami (a 1/2 game Miami is one-half inning in New York on Monday away from getting back).  Cincinnati and Chicago are now 1 1/2 back of Miami and probably have to sweep and hope Miami loses twice!  Arizona's Magic Number is 1, Miami's is 2, with the above caveat.
    • So we know now that next week's wildcard series will be in Minnesota, Tampa, Milwaukee, and Philly.  But that's all we know, two days left.
      • And yes, with the setup, the 1/2 inning in New York may be necessary even if Miami is in and the only question is the 5 vs. the 6.  (MIA was 4-2 over ARI).
  • Complete crash-out for the USA in the Ryder Cup.  Even with winning the afternoon session with the first three wins of the weekend, they go into Sunday's singles behind five full points, 10 1/2-5 1/2.
    • Including an unbelievable NINE AND SEVEN loss in the morning session, the largest in an 18-hole match in the history of the Cup.
    • The Americans, to win the Cup, would need nine points tomorrow.
  • Joshua Primo, fired from the San Antonio Spurs for sexual misconduct, has been suspended four games by the NBA for exposing himself to women.
    • And he's lying to you if there wasn't more to it than that...
    • AND it's another REAL MAN, non-drag queen, non-transgender...  So why's he not doing about five years as a sex offender in the relevant state's prison system?
      • That's right -- maybe they can get him back in the NBA.  And Adam Silver just enabled that shit!

Friday, September 29, 2023

And, another clarification...

I see Curt Schilling, this blog is toast.

I will kick his ass.

Turns out:  He didn't only out Tim Wakefield's fight with cancer.

HE DID THE SAME FOR WAKEFIELD'S WIFE!

September 29, 2023 News and Notes

  • California Senator Dianne Feinstein has passed away this morning.  She was 90.
  • Europe is all but winning the Ryder Cup right now.  All four points in the first foursomes session, and three of the four so far (about halfway through) in the second -- winning two and drawing the other two.
    • End of Day One:  6 1/2 - 1 1/2, including two 4 and 3's and a 5 and 3.  Europe didn't lose a single match.
  • Baseball:
    • Baltimore has won the AL East and the #1 seed in the American League.
    • Tampa Bay will be the #4.
    • Seattle beat Texas 3-2
      • Texas by two over Houston, three over Seattle
      • Toronto is #5 by 1 over Houston, who is #6 by 1 over Seattle.
        • Toronto is home to Tampa, Texas is at Seattle, Houston is at Arizona
    • We have a problem with Miami that will necessitate a Monday trip to New York.  Miami got 2 in the ninth to go up 2-1 on the Mets.  The problem:  The game was suspended three hours later!
    • NL 5/6 with the top four seeds all clinched:  Arizona is #5, 1 1/2 clear of the Marlins, 2 clear of the Cubs (who are 1/2 out of #6), 3 clear of Cincinnati (1 1/2 out of #6), and San Diego still has a Tragic Number of 1.
    • The Barfs have clinched the best record in baseball.
  • New gambling policy:  Bet on your own team in the NFL, and it's a TWO-YEAR "life ban".
  • Chandler Jones of the Raiders -- violation of a domestic violence restraining order.  Arrested today in Las Vegas, had to post 15 grand...  Hey, NFL, think having a team in Las Vegas is a bad idea YET???   
  • Gabe Kapler is the first Black Monday of the baseball season, and it's the Friday before -- the Giants canned their skipper upon elimination.

Thursday, September 28, 2023

I guess, while I'm doing clarifications...

My transgender friends who read this blog are pissed at me.

They think I'm directly slagging Taylor Swift, one of the biggest allies in the world of the transgender community.

No, and I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader as to who I blame for this insanity.

Of course, I know one way Taylor can end it:  Take that support of the transgender community and speak out on their behalf during an NFL game broadcast.

That'll put an end to her being run ragged good and damn quick...

This Blog Should Not Exist, Part 3.15: We. Have. Fucking. Lost. It.

Three stories, only one having to do with football.  The confluence of all this is actually beginning to get readers of the blog (and I'm not talking the Ocean City Guys and Nobodys of the world) questioning whether I should even continue this...

And after you see the stupidity, you'll see why:

First, (hat-tip to anonymous friend, Erin Reed, and Alejandra Caraballo):



Dred Scott, chapter and verse.

We had a fucking Civil War to stop it, and it sounds like we're gonna need a second!!

Someone wants to die in one of these fascist states, and too much more of this shit and I'll oblige them!

That is, if my friends in the transgender community don't get me pissed off enough on their behalves that I collapse of a coronary myself first!!

Second:  I had read this story and thought it was just some fucking around by the kids:

Brooklyn High School in Ohio lost it's coach (and should lose it's program)...

Beachwood High School (a community 90% Jewish, a Cleveland-area Jewish group notes) was playing Brooklyn last Friday (only three days before Yom Kippur)when the Beachwood team nearly walked off the field in protest that the "audible call" which had been used by Beachwood, apparently, FOR YEARS, was...

... get ready for it...

"NAZI".

Third:  It's not hard to see why when Benjamin Netanyahu is spouting THIS goddamned nonsense!!!



Stop the ride, I wanna get off!!!

Well, Fuck Rob Manfred has won on at least a couple points this season...

  • Ronald Acuna Jr. helped use the new rules on pitcher disengagements to steal, as of beginning of play tonight, 70 bases.  Last time that was beaten:  2008, Jose Reyes steals 78.
    • He will win the National League MVP:  He is the first member of the 40-70 Club:  40 home runs, 70 steals.
  • Attendance, as of the final weekend, up over 9% to the best in six years:  29,176 per game.
    • MLB hasn't seen 30,000 a game since 2017.
    • The record per game was in 2007:  32,785.
  • Philadelphia and Cincinnati led the increases, and only two teams actually lost more than 100,000 fans over the course of the season:  The White Sox and Nationals.
  • The Dodgers led attendance this year again -- as they had every full season since 2013.
    • Over 3.8 million, average 47,371.
  • Oakland actually made it to 10,000 a game -- the 832,000 fans were the least in baseball by 330,000.
    • Average:  10,275
    • Ironically, 31st in average is a team deep in the wild-card race:  Miami at 1.16 million, 14,355.
    • Tampa Bay, the second-best team in the American League, is 29th at about 17,800 a game.

If this is true, here we go...

Brian Tuohy reports (well, after I tweeted him about last week in KC, just to me, I guess) that the rumor is now that Taylor Swift may be attending the Sunday nighter in New York, Chiefs-Jets, as a ratings hedge now that Aaron Rodgers being out for the season means the Jets aren't gonna mean a shit.

I'll tell you right now:  Do I think it would be beyond the NFL and the entertainment industry to manipulate a marriage between the two as an NFL Super Bowl-winning storyline?

No.

(And yep, NBC already playing into it.  Video from Pro Football Talk (an NBC NFL site) talking about the ratings and all such.  The game has moved two points from a 7.5 open to 9.5.)

Is someone going to have to deck Curt Schilling to shut this fucktard up?

If so, I volunteer.

Today, Schilling announced that Tim Wakefield has brain cancer.

... without permission from Wakefield, his wife, or his family.

September 28, 2023 News and Notes

  • Wednesday Baseball:
    • AL
      • Baltimore and Tampa both win.  Baltimore's lead is 2.5, Magic Number 2 for not only the AL East but AL #1 seed and home field throughout the American League playoffs.
      • Texas wins, Houston beats Seattle.  Texas by 2 1/2 over Houston, 4 over Seattle.
      • Toronto loses 6-0 to the Yankees.  Yankees will finish at least .500.
      • Wild Card:  BAL/TB loser is #4 seed.  TOR 87-71, HOU 87-72, SEA 85-73 1 1/2 out of the playoffs.
    • NL
      • Atlanta wins, and with a 4-3 record over the Dodgers, clinches the #1 seed in the National League, Dodgers are the #2.
        • Magic Number for Best Record In Baseball is 2.
      • Milwaukee has clinched the NL Central and will be the #3 seed.
      • Philadelphia has clinched the #4 seed.
      • 5/6:  ARI 84-74, MIA and the Cubs are both 82-76, but the Cubs lose tiebreakers to all the other WC-relevant teams, so the Cubs are out right now.  CIN is 81-78 (1 1/2 out, Tragic Number 3).  The Giants are eliminated, the Padres Tragic Number is 1.
  • Judicial sources in Spain are now adding referee-bribery charges to Barcelona -- over seven million Euros paid to a top referee official over the period 2001-2018.  That would be no less than the end of at least Barca, and a significant scaling-back of the Spanish league -- that basically entails about the entire period of Barca's dominance over Spanish and world club soccer.   
  • The Ryder Cup is this weekend in Italy -- the Europeans are the favorites.
  • Terry Francona is retiring at the end of the season.  Unfortunately, his beloved scooter, which he used to get to home games, didn't make it.  The first time thieves stole it, he was able to get it back.  The second time, they stripped it for parts.
  • And for those wondering (my anonymous friend is probably going to stone me for this...):  Yes, Taylor Swift's calendar is clear for Super Bowl LVIII.  She finishes up three nights at the Tokyo Dome on February 10th, 2024 -- doesn't have another show until Australia on the 16th.
    • Super Bowl LVIII is in Las Vegas on the 11th.  The evening of the 10th in Japan would be very early morning on the 10th Las Vegas time.

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

2023 NFL Week Three After Further Review Part Two

Jake with a slight title change, though he has the opening backdrop right with the NFL's obsession of the new Power Couple of Sports and Entertainment...

Here's his Top 10 Most Rigged/Unreal Plays of the Week, so you can follow along here (without endorsement of some of his non-football opinions -- the video is used to show some of the plays I've mentioned previously and others I have not).

10)  Texans-Jaguars.  Trevor Lawrence's one interception in the game (2:28 3rd quarter, Texans lead 24-10), Jake thinks this one is scripted -- I'd need a better look than the field level, because, in this video, it actually looks like the defender broke on the route and, hence, became the receiver, intended or otherwise.

But there's a more telling situation.  The cameras caught Lawrence grinning as he left the field.  Not unakin to that classic "Don't rip my shirt off, everyone will see the signaling wire" from Houston-Yankees when Houston got the walk-off home run off Rivera to get to the World Series that year.  THAT probably has a bit more heat on it than the play itself.  Look at the look on Mariano Rivera's face, and you'll see why Jake probably included this play.

9) Chiefs-Bears, the Traylor Touchdown, I don't need to further go into that.  Kelce left wide open with a 4-yard cushion for the touchdown everybody (sans Bears fans) wanted.

He thinks the NFL is paying Taylor Swift too.  I'm not 100% on that, because I do have to wonder, and especially believe, if it happens this is (at least represented enough as) a legit relationship and is headed for probably the greatest millionaire cross-pollination of sports and entertainment in quite a few years.

I make no secret:  If they seriously are in love (and already having "visited Mom" is an indication), this season might well be over and it's Ring Number Three, following by Ring Number One, if you know where I'm going.  I would not question that it might not be "real", but it may still be happening -- and it would be in the spirit of what I once heard a rival on one of his... more general-interest... podcasts when discussion came up to all the athletes at the Olympics:

"THEY'RE FUCKING!!!" -- Nate Bender, from the defunct Refresh podcast.

Not only have sales shot up, but the viewership for the Chiefs-Bears game was up 63% over previous for the female 18-49 demographic -- one of the main "Swiftie" demographics.

But Jake forgot a very important part to this:

On the last series of the first half, Patrick Mahomes had a Bears player roll up on his ankle and leg, and could well have lost his Achilles.  He was injured, but completed the half carefully.

Then he came out for the second half, drove down the field, got this touchdown -- THEN was done for the day, even though the game was Ridiculous to Nothing.

8) Bengals-Rams, RETURN OF THE DOINK -- though, I remember seeing this live and was wondering if that might actually have been more the intended target of the kick, rather than magnetized to the doink.  Field goal makes it 16-9 Cincy, 3 minutes to go in the third.

7) Packers-Saints, Magnetic Glove charge.  14-0 New Orleans, 36 seconds to go in the half.  I don't endorse Jake's views outside football, but I DO want you to listen at about 5:45 of the video.  

Jake makes the key point -- the ball STOPS, COLD...

You would literally have to have that watermelon or basketball-crushing grip you see faked in pro wrestling to pull something like that off.

Jake then replays an ad for the "Ultimate Reception" football and gloves.  Note, and I said this before, the advertisement says they are only banned in high school and college.

6) Cowboys-Cardinals.  28-16 Arizona, three minutes to go, and you throw it RIGHT TO the defender, one of three triangling the receiver.  Yeah.  Dallas never sees the ball again.

Psst...  Rigged AND thrown.  They took a dive, on top of the refball...

5) But the two previous interceptions don't hold a candle, Jake believes, to Commanders-Bills -- one of four Washington gave in the rout.  Figuring the Commanders quarterback makes no effort to make the pass evade a defender 10 feet from him.  You watch for yourself, you be the judge.

4) Ravens-Colts, a little more than 2 minutes left after a fourth-down stop by the Colts defense, down 17-16...  Of course, the fun part...

Jake had to correct me on this one.  The on-screen official, even though he's looking RIGHT AT IT, doesn't call it, but the referee comes in from off-screen and does.

3) Jets-Patriots, Jets down 5, 1:26 to go, 4th and 10 at their own 45.  My exact words on the play:  "Fourth and 10, you throw it two yards..." ...  to a covered receiver.  Yeah.

2) Dolphins-Broncos. the first of the ten Dolphins touchdowns on the day.  What Jake wants you to see is, first, when Tyreek Hill (who has enough of a rep, you'd THINK someone would actually deign to cover him!) catches the ball, he is basically ten yards open -- each way.  And the supposed safety just gets blown by like he's a batter and Hill is a 100 MPH fastball.

1) (And a Jake Candidate for Most Scripted Play of the Season).  It's a kickoff return, Jacksonville has just scored, down 17-10 in the third quarter.  Another one of those muff punt returns that somehow end up in the endzone for a touchdown -- for the team that muffed it!

Whiffs, and #83 puts #10 to the turf so he can't make the play...  Touchdown and effective ballgame to Houston.

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Which kinda brings me to what I would consider, three weeks in, the singular Plays of the Rigged Year:

1) Traylor.  Has to be, even though most of the others on this list actually decided games, this was easily the most blatant.

2) Jets punt return refball to win in overtime on 9/11.

3) Pittsburgh Pick Six with a little help to open MNF.

4) 2-point conversion last-play DPI no-call so that Denver loses to Washington. 

5) I'll call Houston-Jacksonville, that punt return #5.  Had a lot less to do with storyline or direct result than the other four.

Rare egg on my face, but because of reality, no apology for it.

OK, maybe to ABC a little...

Twice (and several times on Twitter), because I never saw the Christofascist's face, I blasted ABC both here and on Twitter/X for having Matt Walsh on this season of Dancing With The Stars.

Walsh was eliminated first, with a score of 12/30 by the judges, last night.

Except...  and I have to be fair with it.

It wasn't Christofascist Walshblog.

It's THIS Matt Walsh, a 49-year-old American Comedian.

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But I have no apology, for several reasons.

First, one endemic to the show itself:  One of the reasons I threw the show down after Debbie Gibson's elimination in Season 25 is that I found out a dirty little secret about the event...

Some of the performances are two-person affairs -- others are ensemble production numbers.  And they are scored with the same merit, and that can be used as a device for the producers and production to cover for poorer dancers they want to remain on the show.

(Well, that and what I called "21st century ignorami" among the voting viewer-base, but the above is the more prescient to the blog.)

Second, I point back to the post I made reference to.

I never saw the cocksucking fascist's face -- and, bluntly, probably do believe he has a greater following online than the comedian who appeared last night.

And I do believe that the television networks, in the eventual quest to make reality lethal post-dystopian fictional programs as The Purge, The Hunger Games, Squid Game, and The Running Man in the ever-increasing merging of news and entertainment, want more people like that fat bigot sow Tyrus around to make life "more exciting", "more watchable", and, hence, more profitable.

Third, I also make reference to "This is what happens when you get to the point where every day becomes an adrenaline rush of the order of survival."  

There's too much going on.  Every day.

And it threatens the lives and sacred honors of people like my friends, some of whom in the transgender community.

And I believe we are losing the fight.  I know of the purported ABC News poll stating that Biden is 9-10 behind Trump now.

Whether I believe that or not, there is the reality that, outside NY and CA, he's losing by about 5-6 -- which is about the total margin, versus the national vote total, he won the two states by three years ago.

I truly, in no way, shape, nor form, understand what the problem is with transgenderism.

They are not child molesters, they are not rapists, they want nothing to do with but their own lives.

And yet, this is how they are treated.

And then fourth, the show still has child-beater Adrian Peterson on.  But that's OK...  FOOBAW!!!

So I don't apologize to ABC but for the factual error.  I do wonder how someone wouldn't have caught it and told me -- either a reader here or someone on X/Twitter.  Even if it was a Nelson Muntz.

You try living with a conscience, knowing you (speaking only for myself) can be the kind of monster people have thought you always have been.

Walk a mile in our boots and shoes.

You want to see how bad it is?  Just as I was finishing up this post, my anonymous friend pinged me and let me know that Michigan State University -- and WITH CAUSE (so no money nor severance) -- has officially fired football head coach Mel Tucker.

A Mel Tucker who took the university's (false, but at least they did it) efforts to try to clean up some of the Alpha Male pro-rape bullshit in FOOBAW!!! and took a steaming shit all over it by propositioning the female speaker -- a rape survivor in her own right -- in the same manner the speaker was brought to the team to try to prevent.

Just like a certain orange hobogoblin, for whom you can't spell his fat rump or a dump, without "ump".

September 27, 2023 News and Notes

  • Well, this is somewhat interesting...  It sounds like it is official.  Izzy Silyagi is now fully in the world of a professional wrestling career.  Had her debut match about six weeks ago for a women's indie promotion in Texas, and it does sound like dues are going to be properly paid.
    • Her new ring name:  Izzy Moreno (her Colombian great-grandmother's maiden name).  But no mystery as to who she is, nor her backstory.
    • First match was about a month ago, just over ten minutes, a loss to Jazmin Allure.  If you're interested, streaming service Title Match Wrestling has the video
      • And it does appear, at least in Mission Pro Wrestling, Moreno actually has HER OWN SUPERFAN!
    • She is now 16.  Bit young for the United States wrestling, don't we think, people?    
  •  Trevor Siemian has been added as a New York Jets quarterback...
    • ... and the racist Colin Kaepernick boycott/blackballing continues.  He actually offered the Jets a look, and the team refused it.
  • The Writers Guild of America strike is over -- the leadership has agreed to the tentative agreement.
    • Drew Carey will offer one more day of (now-celebratory) meals at two different Hollywood restaurants, as he had for the entire 20-week strike.
  • Baseball:
    • Phillies are the 4 seed in the NL.
    • Atlanta retains their advantage and is now Magic Number 2 for the #1 NL seed.
    • Beating the Cubs
    • Diamondbacks win, Cincy wins, Miami was rained out
    • NL WC 5/6:  ARI 83-74, CHC 82-75, MIA 81-75 (1/2 out), CIN 81-77 (1 1/2 out), both SD and SF Tragic Number 1.
    • AL #1/4 and East:  Baltimore and Tampa both won, Baltimore 2 1/2 up.
    • AL West:  Texas now 2 1/2 up on Houston.  3 on Seattle.  Seattle beat Houston, Texas won.
    • AL WC 5/6:  Toronto (lost) 87-70, Houston 86-72, Seattle 85-72 (1/2 out)
  • Significant social-media-led rioting and looting in Philly Tuesday night.  No deterrent.  Punishment is one thing, but it's deterrent you need to get...     
  • Speaking of...  A youth football coach in Murrieta, CA is under arrest for punching a 14-year-old on the other team in a game Saturday.  The kid has a concussion, the coach arrested for child abuse with great injury.  Out on $35000 bail.
  • Bruce Springsteen has cancelled all remaining 2023 tour dates -- peptic ulcer disease.  The dates will try to be rescheduled to 2024.

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

2023 NFL Week Three Ratings Report

From Sports Media Watch:  

  • Side note:  It's clear Coach Prime has the eyeballs:  Even getting exposed and blown out as "not ready yet" against Oregon, the just north of ten million viewers for that game still beat the Saturday night top-ten national eliminator between Notre Dame and Ohio State, which went down to the last play.

NFL:

  • Thursday:  Almost 14 million for San Francisco vs. Giants, the second-highest in Amazon's run.  The highest being the week before, and up 20% over the previous season.
  • FOX National (Cowboys and Swifties lead):  Well, it's another Cowboys spot, and you know what that means...  The biggest numbers of the week:  12 rating, 24.3 million viewers.  About 10% down, though, from last year, which had Brady vs. Rodgers.  Actually surprised, especially with Traylor, that both games didn't go big for some ridiculous number.
  • Sunday Night (Pittsburgh-Las Vegas):  10.2 rating, 19.2 million viewers.  8% up viewers, 6% rating.
  • CBS Single:  8.9, 17.5 million.  15%+ up on both metrics.
  • FOX Regional:6.5, 12.2 million.  12% down both metrics.

September 26, 2023 News and Notes

  • Today would've been the 75th birthday of Olivia Newton-John, passed last year of cancer.
    • Her social media team is holding a "Celebration of Life and Legacy" on her YouTube channel later today.
  • At least one Miami wide receiver wanted the Dolphins to go Michael Larson on the Broncos.  He wanted them to go for 100!
  • Yesterday was a historic day on CBS.  The first episodes of the Wayne Brady Let's Make a Deal and Drew Carey's The Price is Right held at Haven Studios in Glendale, CA.
  • And not only is Christofascist pig Walshblog premiering tonight on Dancing With the Stars, so is child-beater Adrian Peterson.  FUCK ABC!!!!     
  • After the social-media posts Chandler Jones made earlier this month -- I don't know what the term is in Nevada, but he was 5150'd by local authorities and held for nearly three weeks.  That usually, in California, represents the process went at least to a THIRD level (first is three days, then two weeks), which indicates Jones is probably in a fair degree of peril, even if it's not "trouble" per se.   
  • "Traylor" is profitable for the NFL -- sales of Travis Kelce jerseys spiked by a factor of five as the Swifties went all over it.
  • Baseball update:
    • Monday:  Yankees over Arizona.  Diamondbacks now tied WC2 with the Cubs.
    • Monday:  Texas over the Angels.  Houston over Seattle.  Texas still 2 1/2 over Houston, 4 over Seattle.  Houston is WC3 by 1 1/2 over Seattle.
    • Monday:  SF over SD.  Tragic Number 1 for SD.
    • Tuesday:  1st of two:  Colorado 4-1 over the Dodgers.  Barfs up 4 for home-field, Magic number now three.
  • Hall of Fame Baltimore Oriole Brooks Robinson has passed.  He was 86.

 

Monday, September 25, 2023

2023 NFL Week Three Political Rankings

Well, I think we have our indisputable first real thought of a Super Bowl contender, and it's the defending champs.

More correctly, it could be the new Power Couple of the NFL and Entertainment, Chiefs Tight End Travis Kelce and Miss Legs herself, Taylor Swift.

I could've sworn that a college player for the University of Oklahoma confirmed "hanging out" with Swift a couple weeks back, but it sounds like the various high-end corporate bullshitters who want to see high-economy millionaires cross-breed have gotten Swift firmly in the corner of Travis Kelce.

So much so, Miss Legs was seen in the owners' box in Arrowhead for the farce of a game with USFL team The Chicago Bears (and a date, of sorts, afterward).  And, even though there was a real chance someone rolled up the ankle of Patrick Mahomes before halftime of a 34-0 game at the half, Mahomes wasn't pulled until the league and all the news and entertainment outlets got their Taylor Swift fix when Kelce scored a third-quarter touchdown reception from Mahomes.

Mahomes also admitted that the Kelce-Swift partnership did play into pressure on him to make Kelce look good during the game.

And now, let the drooling -- and not even that at Swift's concert outfits -- commence.  You KNOW the NFL is gonna play HARD into this one.

AFC:

1) Kansas City

See above.

2) Miami

About the one thing which could stunt a clear path to #1 for Tua and 70 points against another USFL team in the Denver Broncos happened.  If there's anything else other than an NFL/Entertainment Power Couple this week, Tua and Miami are #1 Political in the AFC easy.  I mean, the NFL wants Tua to go big, but...

3) Buffalo if "Damar Hamlin" ever sees the field.  Cleveland if not.

That's three weeks now.  Can you even get someone who you might pass off as Hamlin or not?

And, the other way, DeRapist Rapist is putting up some wins over there in Cleveland.  Just saying....

AFC DUD OF THE WEEK:

Don't need to even get to Monday night to get this winner.  THE ENVER BRONCOS.  (No D.)

That is such an embarrassment, someone needed to be fired 9 AM MDT this morning on the defensive staff.  That is the most points a team has given up in an NFL game in six decades, and the highest total in an NFL game in almost five years.

At some point, someone needs to start asking some real questions about some of these performances, vis-a-vis that some of these teams are so suck-ass, they aren't professional teams!!

NFC:  

1) San Francisco 

A pretty clear path to #1, especially because of the non-ejection of Trent Williams near halftime on Thursday night.

2) Philadelphia

The two front-runners have taken a clear lead on everyone else.

NFC DUD OF THE WEEK:

It's low-hanging fruit, but there's no choice either...  A BEARS (No D.)

Roger Goodell needs to investigate this franchise.  Top to bottom, without exception, on and off the field.

It's dripping out on Matt Williams little by little, and nothing has pretty much dissuaded this entire discussion.  Then you have a six-figure theft of groundskeeping equipment...  And then this performance, with a late first-half rollup on Mahomes' leg being the only reason Fuck Andy Reid didn't go for 73 himself!

And next Sunday in the early slot:  Enver vs. A Bears.  Can the NFL cancel the game because neither team is up to the professional standards the NFL needs to uphold?

2023 NFL Week Three Score Report

Back to more mundane, like Week 1, with about two exceptions -- one here, one in the Politicals.
  • 44.125 points per game for the week -- and that's WITH the 90!
    • 44.96 is the average per game for the first 48 games.
    • The 70 points the Dolphins got has only been met four times, last in 1966.
      • NFL record is the 73-0 that Chicago put on Washington in the 1940 NFL Championship.
  • Home teams staged a comeback.  10-6 for the week.
    • Still 23-25 for the year.
  • Back to what was in Week 1 for the Vegas totals.  4-11-1 for the Over.
    • 21-26-1 for the season.
  • Favorites were 9-5-1 against the number.
    • 20-23-3 so far.
  • Favorites 10-5 straight up.
    • 28-18 for the year.
  • Team with more penalties was 7-8.
    • 24-18 for the year.
  • 208 penalties for the week (13 per game exactly).
    • 607 total for the season so far.  (12.25)
  • Biggest stat of the week:  Not sure if it's the record at least since I started, but seven of the 16 games were non-competitive -- never within one score in the 4th quarter.
    • Season total is now 15.
  • And also only six of the 16 games were within one score.
    • 26 for the season.
  • Five of the six were Last Chance Misses
    • 12 for the season.
  • And...  then there's Baltimore-Indianapolis for the sole Cliffhanger of the week for 7 for the year.  I think for the second time in the history of me running this, it's a five-bagger.
    • IND FG to tie at :57.
    • Justin Tucker hits the crossbar short at :01 from 61 yards
    • Then both teams miss at about the 45, needing the FG to win.
    • Baltimore includes a rigged intentional DPI grab no-call to give Indy the ball back
    • For which Indy gets the winning FG about 1 minute left in OT.

This Blog Should Not Exist, Part 3.14: Two Denninger Articles, Both With A Disturbing Conclusion

I had a sad argument with my nephew several months back.

He is a Christian with Libertarian bent.

I can't see how there is compatibility between the two.

My nephew blasted me for some of my stands with respect to who and how I was prevented from being the monster many believe I was put on this Earth to be.  (And that there is less and less non-spiritual reason to believe they aren't right!!!)

If you want a real indication of that incompatibility (and do not wish to hear me ramble on that any personal agency on my part kills people and what now is necessary to prevent it), I submit to you this Karl Denninger Market Ticker screed from today and this one from eight days ago.

If you wish to proceed further, read both of them first and then proceed to my responses to at least portions of some of the comments supporting Denninger's post of today's.

I'll start with what I see as the take-home point:

Htp provides the money question after a discussion of today's post:

"So I am compelled to shoot the bastard or else risk eternal Hell? I am willing to do this but had always thought I risk Hell if I went too far too fast. In any event, I'm clearly not a theological scholar. It was a good story that made me think. Perhaps I just carry the nine and leave the camping toys at home."

The answer is an unmistakable yes, in Denninger's line of thinking.

And the backing point is what is making demographics like transgenders sick in this country:  That Denninger's line of thinking is that the Gospel is a fraud, especially as it relates to allowing "other" (or the criminally violent) to exist.

The entire point of his "parable" is that you not only have a duty to kill in the search for righteousness and justice, but -- in the right situation -- a moral, ethical, and spiritual obligation to do so.

More and more, I do wonder if Karl Denninger is a government plant, because it is unmistakably clear what he calls for:  A Libertarian (or, at minimum, personal accountability/agency) militia to take over the country by lethal force and run it.

The only thing he is right on is the concept that personal responsibility can only exist when there is no choice but to be personally responsible.  That anyone sufficiently otherwise (such as what is believed of myself, and much of the crime in the cities besides) is killed/eliminated, and by the penalty in this parable for those who refuse to carry it out.

A number of the comments so far of the article lament the cowardice of even the American Right:

Invisible Sun:  "I've long thought the modern interpretation of "Love your neighbor as yourself" was inadequate because too many people are self-loathing and treat themselves horribly. Why would I think someone who hates themself will care for my well-being or that of anyone else?"

Nadavegan:  "Pacifism is a noble conviction, right up until it infringes on the safety and well-being of others, at which point is becomes dereliction."

Greenacr:  "I wonder given the host's recent writings if this is his point. The difference being that you don't have to have necessarily be to "compelled to commit blood" to make changes in an oppressive government."

(Who is completely incorrect, both in the eyes of the Fathers (at least in the Conservative line of thinking -- which you can bat back with the concept they were wrong in the first place about all being created equal) and in what I believe Denninger is saying.)

Nelstomlinson demands a call to arms:  "Christ is no pussy, and if you're going to follow Him, you better not be, either."

Crb2061, in his first post:  "This parable seems to be making the man responsible and accountable for the actions of another man. This is a dangerous line of reasoning because where do you draw the line. If someone is on the verge of suicide or other reprehensible act, and you pass them by, not seeing their distress, not even acknowledging their presence, are you then responsible for their later suicide or other reprehensible act?

(Suicide?  May depend on the circumstances.  Denninger, as stated before, is fully in support of those who believe they cannot make recompense but before God from eliminating themselves.  But what he is also saying here is that, in fact, "other reprehensible acts" you DO become responsible for, because of your unrepentant allowance to let it happen by not killing him first, given the opportunity.)

(And, in fact, Denninger threatened to banhammer Crb2061, because Karl not only believes that, but, factually, does believe you are responsible for the conduct of every person you do not stop from committing that level of misconduct:

"But if someone is on the verge of rape, you detect that, and fail to prevent it when you have the capacity to do so are you responsible? YES.

The difference is profound and your attempted obfuscation intentional.

Do not do so again.
")

The fact is that Karl Denninger wants a Conservative militia raised for righteousness, justice, and the elimination of the irresponsible, including the destruction and re-constitution of governments into ones of such righteousness and justice.

This is why many groups are demanding counter-justice to ensure this doesn't take hold.  We are seeing a stark increase in "Whataboutism" with respect to "freedom":  "What about MY 'freedom' NOT to have [X] exist?", whatever that X may be.

It's one of the reasons I consider the concept of freedom to be Satanic, as it has been perverted, twisted unto itself, and used against the people fighting for their human rights -- which would not be given if the Constitution didn't impose them against the majority, and had done so since 1868 and the spoils of the (First) Civil War.

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So basically, by Denninger's line of thinking:  Every online Deborah Gibson fan of the years at least 1992-1998 inclusive is going to Hell, as each and every one of them had the capacity (and, for more than a period of time, had my personal address to carry it out if they so desired (given for other purposes, but they had it!)) to prevent what was believed as, minimum, that requisite act he speaks of (and it was well-detected within the fandom, at least in their own opinion, 2+ years before my 1998 arrest...).

So, Karl, I will close this post with a mocking title of one of your previous, not that you will probably ever see this, because you have me blocked on all media:  I demand that you shoot me, right now.

You're going to Hell otherwise.  By your own words.

Two sacrifices to football...

At least two high-schoolers airlifted from football games in the wake of the Mason Martin injury have passed away in the last month, as an update to the story I thought I mentioned here.

Xavier McClain died due to a September 9 injury (that's the same night Martin was injured) in New Jersey.  Head injury for the sophomore in a varsity game -- he was 16.

And one of the four Pennsylvania students airlifted from games the next weekend has passed.  Sam Engle passed on the 16th.  He collapsed near the end of the game while walking off the field.

We've had no further word in two weeks, now, on Martin himself.

(h/t Anonymous Friend again)

September 25, 2023 News and Notes

  • That's three weeks in a row now for "Damar Hamlin".  Hmmmmm...    
  • Julie Ertz and Megan Rapinoe had their farewell matches for the USWNT in international friendlies, both victories.
  • Notre Dame only had 10 defensive players at the 1-yard line Saturday night for the final two plays of the game.  Ohio State scored on the last play of the game to beat them in a national eliminator matchup.  Hmmmmmm...  IfyouknowwhatI'msaying...   
  • The plane carrying the Steelers home from Las Vegas was forced to make an emergency landing this morning in Kansas City.  No word if "Traylor" was involved.  
    • Cam Heyward thought they may have to get a hold of Travis and Taylor to get home from Kansas City.
    • Another plane was summoned and they are in the air again as of about 8 this morning Pacific time.
  • And the same day "Traylor" goes public, we find out that Usher is going to headline the Super Bowl LVIII halftime show on the Las Vegas Strip.
  • Lachie Neale has won his second Brownlow Award, the Australian Football League's highest individual honor, on the week of the Grand Final.
    • Neale is the 12th player to win the award twice, and four have won three times, none since 1971.
    • One of the reasons I mention the Brownlow is because it is one of the only such "MVP" awards with a full disqualifier for any player sufficiently sanctioned for any on-field misconduct by the league's disciplinary tribunal.
    • The Brisbane Lions will face Collingwood in Saturday's Premiership match.
      • Collingwood is going for their 16th league championship.
      • Brisbane Lions, their fourth and first since three in a row in 2001-2003.
  • Arrest warrant for the Chargers' JC Jackson, failure to pay a $600 fine and do four hours of class on reckless driving.
  • Another hit by Minkah Fitzpatrick last night may have put out Jimmy Garoppolo -- a hit with seven minutes to go by Fitzpatrick whiplashed Garoppolo's head off the ground and put him in the concussion protocol.

Matt Williams:

  • It now appears that the Bears HR Department was also involved in his removal, meaning this was almost-certainly not a resignation, but a firing for cause.
    • And it still does not preclude the possibilities, including the denied raid of work computers at Halas Hall, we've thought of since last week.    
  • And it sounds like, according to Dov Kleinman, a "forensic vehicle" was parked at Halas Hall, though it is believed that is standard practice in such a termination.
    • So it sounds like he "resigned", but in fact was fired for "inappropriate conduct", though no one is still saying what.
      • So this doesn't help him, because I can think of only three such states of "conduct" which would get the persona non grata.  Even sexual harassment would probably not go that far (and that would probably involve the league, which see Dan Snyder and the personal conduct policies).  And sabotage...  Oof...  

 

Sunday, September 24, 2023

[MLB] One Week Left Until the Barfs[-Assholes] Coronation Begins

So let's take a look at how this last week is shaking out:

American League:

IN:  Minnesota  (Central champs, Magic Number against 2 for the #3 seed)  Baltimore and Tampa Bay (undetermined)

ELIMINATED:  The rest of the Central (KC, Chicago White Sox, Cleveland, Detroit), the two ESPN whores (Boston and New York Yankees), and Oakland and the LA Angels

East:  Baltimore 2.5 up over Tampa, Toronto only playing for Wild Card

West: Texas 2.5 up over Houston, 3 over the Mariners

Seeds:

1.  AL East Champion CLINCHED

2.  AL West Champion unless Minnesota basically runs the table, etc.

3. Minnesota unless they run the table, etc.

4.  AL East 2nd CLINCHED

Other Wild Cards:  Toronto is 87-69.  Houston is 85-71, Seattle 84-71.  Toronto home to the Yankees and Tampa.  Houston at Seattle and Arizona.  Seattle home to Houston and Texas, four with Texas!

So basically the two Seattle series are the biggest.

HTH:  Texas over Toronto (6-1)  Toronto over Houston (4-3).  Next tiebreaker, Seattle and Toronto 3-3.

Houston over Texas (9-4).  Seattle is 8-2 over Houston.

Texas is 7-1 over Seattle. 

National League:

IN:  Atlanta (East Champs), LA Dodgers (West Champs), Milwaukee Brewers (Magic Number 1 for the Central)

So we go directly to Wild Cards:  Philadelphia 87-69 (Magic Number 1), Arizona 82-73, Chicago Cubs 82-74, Miami 81-75, Cincinnati 80-77, Padres and Giants both 77-79 (Tragic Number 2).

All others eliminated.

HFA:  Barfs 3 1/2 up on the Dodgers, Barfs 6 to play, Dodgers 7.

Seeds:  1.  Probably Atlanta

2. Probably the Dodgers

3. Milwaukee

4. Philadelphia

ARI:  Makeup at Yankees Monday, at Chicago White Sox, home to Houston.

CHC:  At Atlanta and Milwaukee

MIA:  At Mets and Pittsburgh

CIN:  At Cleveland and St. Louis.

So, of the four teams, they are not only done playing each other, but only one of the eight series is at home.

Tiebreakers:  

ARI:  Wins over Cubs (6-1).  Loses to MIA (2-4) and CIN (3-4)

CHC:  Loses to all three (ARI 1-6, CIN 6-7, MIA 2-4)

MIA:  Wins over Cubs (4-2) and ARI (4-2).  Next tiebreaker with CIN (3-3)

CIN:  Wins over Cubs (7-6) and ARI (4-3).  Next tiebreaker with MIA (3-3)

September 24, 2023 News and Notes

  • "Sources" now do claim that Alan Williams was fined for "inappropriate activity".  That still does not rule out what some of us do believe it is.    
  • Today was the final day of the September sumo tournament.  Ozeki Takakaeisho won the tournament at 11-4, playoff over low-level Maegashira Atamifuji -- Takakeisho defeated him twice in the tournament.
    • Hoshoryu escapes kadoban, so all three Ozeki are at full status next tournament.
    • Technically, a win by Takakeisho in November would have him considered for the royal rank of Yokozuna, but this may not be considered a strong enough victory to "count".

Saturday, September 23, 2023

2023 NFL Week Two Fine Blotter

First off, those who go reclick the Week One Fine Blotter will find some updating on specifics.  Due to the fact that the NFL and NFLPA have an agreement on "Gameday Accountability", I am able to check not only more specifically what the fine was for, but whether it was flagged.

The referees did not do a good job in Week One:  Of the 32 fined offenses, 15 were not flagged.

The 29 players were on 15 different teams, and fines for Week One totaled $301,202.

So, it's Saturday afternoon, let's see what the NFL chooses to report THIS WEEK:

Thirty-five fines this week.

Baltimore Ravens:  Rashod Bateman, $16,391 for a blindside block.
Baltimore Ravens:  Patrick Queen, $21,498 for unnecessary roughness on a Cincinnati touchdown, unflagged.  If I had to guess at this point, another leading with the helmet situation.

Buffalo Bills:  Taylor Rapp, $9,611 for unnecessary roughness.

Cleveland Browns:  FIVE this week
Cleveland Browns:  DeShaun Watson got three.  He got $10,927 for each of his face masks.  He got $13,659 for a separate incident, not the shoving of the official, for which he was not sanctioned.  $38,245 total.
Cleveland Browns:  David Njoku also got $13,659 on the play Watson also got fined for unsportsmanlike conduct.
Cleveland Browns:  Jerome Ford:  $5,281 for involvement in an altercation after the TJ Watt scoop and score.

Denver Broncos:  Nick Bonito:  $7,326 for a face mask.
Denver Broncos:  Kareem Jackson, for his second defenseless receiver foul, gets $19,969 for the first ejection of the season.

Houston Texans:  Denzel Perryman got the largest fine of the year so far:  $66,666.  It was for a single offense (otherwise, like Watson, they'd have been listed separately.)  The hit was NOT flagged.  The fine was for lowering the helmet to initiate contact on the ball-carrier, with a repeat-offender aggravation.  That's one you need a TMO to buzz them for 15 on that.  That's BLATANT AND EJECTABLE.

Kansas City:  Travis Kelce:  $13,659 for unsportsmanlike conduct.  (Where's the repeat offender on this one?)  Flagged and fined for removal of the helmet in protest.

Las Vegas Raiders:  Trevon Moehrig, $11,962 for helmet to helmet on the quarterback.

Los Angeles Chargers:  Derwin James
Los Angeles Chargers:  Kenneth Murray, both $21,855, both for roughing the passer.

Los Angeles Rams:  Russ Yeast, $4,940 for involvement in an altercation.

Minnesota Vikings:  Troy Dye, $6,554 for probably an illegal hit to cause a punt fumble that went unflagged.

New England Patriots:  Marte Mapu, $5,620 for a defenseless receiver hit which put a Miami receiver out for a couple plays.

New Orleans Saints:  Foster Moreay, $10,000, unnecessary roughness, will try to find more details.
New Orleans Saints:  Adam Prentice, $5,222 for a post-play altercation.

Pittsburgh Steelers also led the league with FIVE fines, totalling over $150,000.  Meaning that there were ten fines in that Monday night game.
Pittsburgh Steelers:  Kwon Alexander and
Pittsburgh Steelers:  Elandon Roberts, both $43,709.  Both for lowering the helmet to initiate contact, neither flagged, both should've been tossed.
Pittsburgh Steelers:  Jaylen Warren, $48,556, same foul, same two caveats.  (That's FOUR EJECTIONS that crew missed Monday night!)
Pittsburgh Steelers:  DeMarvin Leal, $6,549, uncalled face mask.
Pittsburgh Steelers:  DaMontae Kazee, $11,806, unnecessary roughness (altercation after play with aggravator?).

San Francisco 49ers:  Jauan Jennings, $21,855 for a crackback block.

Seattle Seahawks:  Tre Brown, $6,112 for a face mask.
Seattle Seahawks:  DK Metcalf (AGAIN -- that's three for him this season), $10,927, also for a face mask.
Seattle Seahawks:  Darrell Taylor, $11,957 for roughing the passer.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers:  Vita Vea, $8,941, unnecessary roughness
Tampa Bay Buccaneers:  Rachaad White, $6,477, altercation out of bounds?

Washington Commanders:  Jamin Davis, $21,855 and
Washington Commanders:  Chase Young, $16,391, both for roughing the passer.

Another (intentional) shit week for the refs.  Only 18 of the 35 fouls which gained fines this week were actually flagged.

They seem to have a real problem with the "lowering helmet rule", as at least four players should've seen the gate this week for that alone, not to mention Watson for shoving the ref in that ten-fine-fest on Monday Night.

Only three teams fined in Week 1 were not in Week 2.

The total charity donation was $597,103, total $898,305.

24 teams are now on the official blotter.  Ten clean sheets remain.

And, with only one league ejection this year, the count of ejection fouls not called (NOT counting Thursday night!) is up to eight, with five last week.  Six are helmet fouls.

Friday, September 22, 2023

September 22, 2023 News and Notes

Alan Williams:
  • 11 AM PDT:  Oh boy.  If this is the Alan Williams story, none of this meshes.  Williams apparently left the team after the Packer game, and at least one report has the raid on his house taking place last week Monday.
  • ABC 7 in Chicago is now reporting that over $100,000 in equipment was stolen earlier this week from Soldier Field.  It is almost impossible to think that wouldn't merit a raid, but the stories and timelines don't mesh up.  
    • Nope, it's not.  The full ABC 7 report has multiple thieves cutting down fencing and stealing the groundskeeping field vehicles some point overnight Wednesday night.  So the time doesn't match up.  
  • 1:30 PM PDT:  A statement, of sorts, from head coach Eberflus:
"I have, you know, a lot of friendship. I have feelings for him. And again, it’s ... he’s resigned and it’s for health and family and, and we’ll see where it goes from there.”"


Other:
  • Final weekend of the September Sumo Tournament
    • Ozeki Takakeisho has defeated Maegashira Rank 15 Atarifuji to send both to 10-3 with two rounds left.  Takakeisho has the other two Ozeki, Atarifuji has Abi for Day 14.
    • Ozeki Kirishima has escaped kadoban, and all but sent maiden Ozeki Hoshoryu to kadoban himself (faces Takakeisho tomorrow, must win last two days to get 8 wins and avoid it).
    • Four wrestlers (Sekiwake Daieisho and Maegashira Takayasu, Kinbozan, and Hokuseiho) have nine wins.
      • Daiesho has to face Kirishima, beat Takayasu.
      • Takayasu has to face Tobizaru, already has lost to Daiesho and Atarifuji.
      • Kinbozan has to face Kotonowaka, lost to Atarifuji and Hokuseiho.
      • Hokuseiho has to face Tsurugisho, beat Kinbozan.
    • And a unique situation in third-level Makushita Division.
      • In the true spirit of what is believed to be the main meat-grinder division (120 wrestlers, only 7 rounds, and it's the highest "boy division".  Win your way out of there, and it's Juryo and you cease being the higher wrestlers' bitch -- in American layman's terms.):  No one could win all seven rounds, and seven different wrestlers made it to 6-1.
      • Because of the unique nature of the division, no further wrestlers can in Day 14's regular action.
      • But that means the seven will go into a seven-man tournament (I assume single-elimination with one bye) on Sunday to determine the division winner.
  • The long-awaited TKO merger releases started yesterday.
    • Biggest name on the list:  19-year veteran Dolph Ziggler got his walking papers.
    • And a second just was added minutes before Smackdown, when Matt Riddle announced himself he had been cut.
    • A number of second-level names join the chaff who left.

Thursday, September 21, 2023

2023 Week Three NFL After Further Review, Part One: I thought New York was supposed to take care of this...

Near the end of the first half, this.

 

Trent Williams should not have seen the second half.

And the league, Friday morning, stood up to the no-call.

New York "didn't see anything which rose to the level of flagrant..." (Sports Illustrated)

Ladies and gentlemen, are we back in the 80's again?

If so, can we please get real music back on the radio?


2023 NFL Week Two After Further Review, Part SEVEN...: Like Sands Through The Hourglass...

I didn't know about this one til I saw it on UrinatingTree's video, but the Steelers got away with a clear grab on that last pass attempt Monday night...

(9:10 in the Greatest Game video)

Do not go back to about 4:40 in the same video.

Pissant BoneSaw Piece of Shit MbS Doesn't Care What We Think: It's All About The Benjamins

Another Sports Illustrated piece which probably deserves it's own post.  I'll let it speak for itself!

"The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia said in an interview that he believes the proposed alliance between the PGA Tour, DP World Tour and Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia can be "a game changer" and that he doesn’t "care" that the country’s efforts are viewed as sportswashing.

[...]

Asked by [FOX "News"' Brett] Baier what he makes of those who say the Kingdom’s efforts to get involved in sports as a way to normalize and are viewed as "sportswashing," MBS said: “Well if sportswashing is going to increase my GDP by 1 percent, then we'll continue doing sportwashing. I don't care. I have 1 percent growth in GDP from sport and I'm aiming for another 1-and-a-half percent, call it whatever you want, we're going to get that 1-and-a-half percent."
 

2023 NFL Week Two After Further Review, Part SIX: The NFL Admits Helping The Cowboys

 (Sports Illustrated)

 

NFL now admits the call was an error.

September 21, 2023 News and Notes

Alan Williams:

  • In the largest confirmation yet that something blew up big-time:  The Pat McAfee Show reported this morning that they have also sourced that an FBI raid DID happen at Alan Williams' house, and that they have their own sources which indicate as such.
    • Key to this:  They do not say WHY.  They do address the rumor, but everyone, even now as of about 11 AM PDT, is still quite tight-lipped. 
    • Again, I want people to understand:  There are actions and discourtesies, especially by the Bears (one-sentence report of the resignation, no picture, wiping Williams from their history, no statement of support -- which would be all but mandatory on a "health and family" situation) which would otherwise not happen which do tend to walk toward some of the worst allegations rumored yesterday.  Just saying.
    • And, again, this is not a drag queen, nor a transgender.  This is an ultimate FOOBAW MAN -- 22 years in the NFL as a defensive coach. 
      • You had best DAMN WELL HOPE this is even just drugs, but then why is the league not involved on that end for possible PED/drugs of abuse situations?  
      • You had best DAMN WELL HOPE this is even just money-laundering, but, again, why is the league not involved for possible gambling ramifications, especially after the summer it is had suspending players from irrelevant teams in that regard?  (Of which the Bears are one...)
      • And you had best DAMN WELL get off the backs of demographics who aren't doing this shit and starting to get on the asses of those who are, especially those demographics who seem to be doing this under the color of societal power!  
  • Dan Weiderer, Bears beat reporter for the Chicago Tribune, has been noting an ominous aura over the team not seen for years -- and he reported that LAST WEEK. 
  • In another piece of evidence it's bad:  Over 24 hours now since the resignation (1 PM PDT), and over a week since Williams left the team, cornerback Tyrique Stevenson has said the head coach, Matt Eberflus, has not addressed the team about the resignation.  Stevenson found out as everyone else did.  (Josh Schrock, NBC Sports Chicago)
    • And Stevenson's comments also state that he does not view the resignation as a "loss".  He tries to color it as "room for improvement", but that's a telling statement as well!
  • IMPORTANT:  2 PM PDT, the "4th and 10" tweet referred initially has been deleted.  A major indication against the rumored child pornography situation, if it's for accuracy.  But all other caveats, vis a vis what a purported raid would be (including the belief about child pornography), are still in play.  The only possible caveat is the belief Halas-McCaskey was involved.     
  • 2:50 PM PDT:  Another log on the fire for the child-porn beliefs:  When asked for well wishes on the departure of Williams, linebackers coach Dave Borgonzi put the emphasis exclusively on Sunday's game and said nothing more.  (Dan Wiederner, beat writer, Chicago Tribune, one of the first investigators on the rising trouble in the organization last week)
  • 3:30 PM PDT:  Dianna Russini of The Athletic appears to contradict Stevenson, or at least indicate that a meeting she has reported took place in each position room with Eberflus about the Williams resignation took place today.  But that the focus must be on the Chiefs.  Not much help there.

Baseball Kayfabe, about ten games to go:

  • AL
    • East:  Baltimore, 2.5 up on Tampa, both in the playoffs
    • Central:  Minnesota magic number is 1.
    • West:  Assholes, half-game on both Texas and Seattle
    • Eliminated:  Oakland, Kansas City, Chicago, LA Angels, now add Boston.  Yankees are next, Tragic Number 2.
    • Wild Card:  Tampa-Baltimore loser is #4 seed.  Toronto is 18 over, Texas and Seattle are 16 over with identical records for the final spot.
      • Texas had the tiebreaker over Seattle.
        • 3 in Texas this weekend, 4 in Seattle to end the season.  Seattle has to go at least 6-1 in those 7 to get the tiebreaker.
    • Best Record will go to the winner of the East.
    • As it stands now:  Baltimore and Houston byes.  Texas at Minnesota, Toronto at Tampa. 
  • NL
    • East:  Barfs champions
    • Central:  Milwaukee 7 up on the Cubs, Magic Number 4.
    • West:  Dodgers champions
    • Eliminated:  Colorado, St. Louis, Washington
    • Wild Card:  Philadelphia 14 over, Arizona 9 over, Cubs are 6 over.
      • Miami half-game out.  Cincinnati one game out.  Giants three games out.
    • Best Record:  Barfs lead is down to 3 1/2.
    • As it stands now:  Barfs and Dodgers byes.  Cubs at Milwaukee.  Arizona at Philly.
  • Best Record in Baseball for World Series HFA:  Barfs 2 up on Baltimore. 

Sumo, September tournament 3 rounds to go:

  • Much schedule juggling, as low-level Maegashira Atamifuji had won 10 of his first 11 matches to take a two-win lead over the entire field heading into today.
    • So he was paired with Sekiwake Daiesho, who defeated him.
    • His lead is now one over Ozeki Takakeisho (who has escaped injury-forced kadoban) and Maegashira Takayasu, with a host of wrestlers next at 8 wins.
  • We are now at Ozeki vs. Ozeki time in the tournament, and Kirishima needs one more win to escape his own injury kadoban, and he faces maiden Ozeki Hoshoryu, who is 6-6 and would need two wins in his final two to escape himself.
  • Sekiwake:  Daiesho is already winning record, Wakamotoharu needs one more.
  • Komusubi:  Nishikigi and Tobizaru are both one loss away from demotion back to Maegashira.

Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Commentary: THE "Oh Shit!" Moment For The NFL, The National Religion, and America?

It's 8 PM Pacific, 10 PM in Chicago as I begin to type this commentary post.

I am trying, and sometimes failing, to stay as reserved as I can about the resignation of Chicago Bears defensive coordinator Alan Williams and the firestorm surrounding it.

I must say, before I go any further:  The only thing we have confirmed is his resignation.  All the other stuff is unconfirmed, claimed debunked by the central Chicago sports media and the Bears, etc.

That, however, said...

Even if an FBI raid were just Williams, that's bad enough.  The Bears locker room has been a real case after the first game of the season (the only one Williams coached, and it is now apparent the raid, if it occurred, on his place was the day after the Week One loss to the Packers), and this would probably put at least this season to bed too.

And, to the child porn question:  Especially given the gambling suspensions from the summer, if this were an FBI gambling situation, it would either be a gambling ring Williams was part of or he was in deep in gambling on the NFL -- but, if that were the case, given the investigations, would the NFL not already have suspended him for that?

(And, just as I type this, another attempt to fish is claiming that the raid was a money-laundering raid.  Claims Rappoport and Schefter reporting it, but there's no confirmation from either of their X accounts or the NFL.com site as of 8:15 PM PDT.)

So that's why some of us believe the child porn claim has legs, and I would have to think, at that point, as I said to someone else on X, I'd put this at at least an 8 out of 10.

But the claim made in the 4th and 10 Tweet is explosive.  The claim is "massive amounts of child porn" and some claims are saying "and much worse".

I'm not sure, at this point, what there could be that would be "much worse".  It's one of the reasons I made the statement to that fat fuck bigot Tyrus.  There are many things that criminals will applaud that might sicken the general public (one of the reasons the rampant store robberies continue unabated -- no deterrent).

But the one thing that even criminals won't tolerate -- fucking and fucking with kids.

And that's why I do believe, until we see otherwise, that there is a very real chance that Alan Williams has gotten swept up in child porn.  If this is untrue, I will apologize.  But you don't report this shit like the guy from 4th and 10 and the like if you don't have the P's and Q's straight.

But the thing is...  Why would the major Chicago media circle the wagons, with an insistent story that something is up of this regard?

Consider the allegation, also, that 100-year-old owner of the Bears, Virginia Halas-McCaskey, knows and helped cover it up.  She's the last surviving child of George Halas.  The Halas name is GOD in Chicago sports.

Set that down for a moment -- and let's take a look at what certainly is the 600-pound gorilla in the room:  The Jon Gruden/Dan Snyder e-mail trove.

You know the old court saying:  Discovery is a bitch.

As my anonymous friend who reads the blog talked to me this evening:  A full-scale raid in this regard usually doesn't pip a small-end collector or money launderer or whatever this ends up being.

Do I believe the NFL would cover up a major child pornography person it knows about, much less a ring of many NFL personalities?

You damn well certain I do.  I do not believe there is much of any limit to what the NFL would cover up to keep the gravy train going.

Now imagine if the FBI nails a two-time defensive coordinator with over 20 years of experience coaching in the NFL!

You best damn well hope it's money-laundering at that point.

Because, whatever it is, you have to think that it's big, it's been going on a long time, and it probably means there is a very high possibility that other coaches, players, and executives in the NFL know about it and probably have taken part.

That's another reason that the e-mail trove had best not see the light of day.  We know Snyder was involved in all forms of sexual harassment, assault, and probably more with the team's cheerleading squad, as well as exhibitioning their nude bodies for high team officials.

So would I be shocked at all if that e-mail trove contains child porn?  I'm not saying (right now) it does.  But today's developments would make that a very real possibility.

And if it's money laundering?  I'd be almost certain there'd be evidence of a ring of same in the top annals of the NFL in those e-mails.

But I dovetail back to the one thing that is very important here, given the reports:

You do not...

DO NOT...

DO NOT...

DO NOT...

DO NOT!!!!!

make that kind of claim blithely.  That's what is getting many transgenders killed in this country, and the rest living in abject fear they're next!!!  As another example, that is usually the claim that a CO will make in prison to get a prisoner disappeared.  As in...  KILLED.

If any kind of a Chicago media outlet makes that claim and can't back it, that's the end of them as a Chicago media outlet, especially given the devotion of fans of Da Bears, Da Bulls, Da Cubs, etc.

That's why I give this discussion credibility.  Because if they are lying, for whatever and any reason (this would be the 4th and 10 guy), they're DONE.  Not just sued...  DONE.

They almost kill their own fans there for far lesser transgressions.

So you better damn well hope the denials are correct, or that the charges are something like money laundering.  Because, if they aren't, that's an existential mortal blow to the Bears.

And if they just uncovered something of that ilk which involves a serious portion of the league...

Do you have any idea how much damage could be done to the entire fabric of American society if someone actually was able to uncover a serious child porn ring across the NFL which very few, if any, teams could avoid?

Do you have any idea how much damage could be done if, say, it's in the Snyder e-mail trove?  We know Gruden wants to blow up the NFL with this lawsuit -- at least that's the last he's said of it.  We know what Snyder has done, at least with respect to harassment, assault, and maybe further with the team's cheerleaders and the like.

Do I believe it's real?  Again, I'd give it about 8 out of 10.

Do I believe they just found it, and are investigating it's extent?  It's certainly there if the claim against Williams is as alleged.

"Stay tuned" will be an understatement.

NFL Suspension Blotter: New Orleans

  • New Orleans Saints:  Marcus Maye -- 3 games, substance of abuse.
    • Under the policy, this would either be a third offense against a positive test for a substance of abuse or a fourth offense for failure to uphold a treatment program for same.
    • This, two weeks after a backup quarterback got 6 games for the PED policy.
  • Ronald Jones has been fired from the Cowboys for his two-game PED policy suspension.

This one needs some attention, even if later debunked...

I had planned to make this the top of a two-daily for today and tomorrow.  Possible reported developments have made this urgent.
  • The debacle that is the Chicago Bears continues.  Alan Williams, the defensive coordinator for the team, has resigned the position effective immediately -- there are reports the FBI has raided his home.
But then this shows up from Gavin Samson of 4th and 10, and this better not be true:



IMPORTANT:  As of 2 PM PDT the next day, this Tweet was, in fact, deleted.  It is the first possible indication that the child pornography rumor may be false, however, because of the conduct of the franchise and other factors, that rumor is still in play.
 
We know Williams has resigned.  That is all we can confirm.

But I want you to know that these are two explosive allegations.  The Bears and Williams' representatives obviously are denying all of it.  This would probably take an arrest and an announcement from the FBI for the time being.

And the announcement appears to be related to health and family.  It better not be further than that, and somebody needs to get to the bottom of all of this.

There are also separate reports the FBI was also serving a search warrant at Halas Hall.

It appears the original report (which the reporter stands by) was from Jon Zaghoul, the founder of the syndicated Sports Talk Chicago:

This is not the kind of shit you do without i's and t's, people.  This is the kind of shit that can get people killed.  I don't think this would be reported if it was just trolls, etc.    

6:50 PM PDT:  The Halas Hall part of it is largely being denied.  However, there is still no clearcut denial of the situation at Williams' home.

2023 NFL Week Two After Further Review Part Five: Jake

Well, Jake the Asshole (no endorsement, just to have the video up) posted his weekly Top 10.

mumbles "Surprised he kept it to ten!"  

So here we go.

#10:  DeShaun Watson's two personal-foul facemasks.  Jake doesn't (yet?) address the altercation with the official.

#9:  Packers-Falcons, 24-12 3rd and 3 for the Falcons at their 43, half a minute into the fourth-quarter previously-discussed league-ordered laydown.  And this is a perfect illustration, and one of Jake's Points of Emphasis, the Slop Play.  Since the Atlanta QB underthrew the fleaflicker, the receiver has to stop, the Green Bay DB would be in perfect position until he "misplays himself" behind said receiver, allowing for the 44-yard gain.

#8:  Jaguars-Chiefs, and another of Jake breaking into song:  Muff Punt City (to the tune of "Paradise City").  Jacksonville punts, no one within about 5 yards of the receiver, and in the classic vein of "You Had One Job...  (ONE JOB!!!)", the ball is fumbled to the Jaguars at the 10.  1st play of the second quarter, leads to the first score of the game, a Jacksonville field goal.

#7:  Rams-49ers, not the end of the game (that's one of about three different candidates I have for #1 as I do this while watching).  17-17, about four minutes to go in the third, Rams driving.  Another one of those intentional bat-ups for the pick.  The receiver is at least four yards wide open and doesn't have that difficult (on a professional level) of the catch.  He bats it up, picked off.  Leads to a 49ers field goal.

#6:  Bears-Buccaneers  Three minutes to go third quarter, tied at 14.  Bears at the Tampa 24, first down.  Justin Fields has all day to pass, finds nothing, all day to figure out a run, and dives into the pile to lose three yards...  And then Jake shows the replay with two blatantly open receivers.

...

Drive stalls, field goal.

#5:  Broncos-Commanders, the game-losing no-time-left 2-point conversion DPI no-call already discussed.  (That was one of my three candidates for #1, because of the direct role it had in deciding the result.)

#4:  Back to Buccaneers-Bears:  Blatant OPI push-off no-call.  And actually shows in an angle the NFL does not want you to see, the shoulder shiver by Mike Evans on the 70-yard pass which leads to a second-quarter touchdown and a 10-7 Tampa lead.

#3:  Back to Steelers-Browns.  6 minutes to go second quarter, 11-10 Cleveland.  The George Pickens touchdown and a mess of botched defense.  No one picks up Pickens and any attempt to tackle leaves faceplants.  16-11 at the end of that one.

#2:  Back to 49ers-Rams, and again, not the situation at the end.  (So at least one of that situation or the Steeler pick-six doesn't even make the list???)  1st and 10 at the SF 35, game is 7-3 SF, last play of the first quarter.  Christian McAffrey gets the one Ram who isn't picked up in the hole to LITERALLY lay down for him.  A second attempt faceplants, McAffrey gains 51 yards.  Field goal.

#1:  Hoo boy, what do you do here, Jake?  

The field goal at the end of the Ram-49er game -- but without adding the possibility that there could've been a faint shot at 2 scores.

2023 NFL Week Two After Further Review, Part Four

Welcome back.

That this is Part Four already and we aren't even to video-compilation land yet is an idea that this was one of the most tampered weeks (or, maybe chagrin to some blog readers and friends who rightly believe I should be more RL than football, research delving up more material this week!) in recent NFL memory.

San Francisco-LA Rams RESULT AND SPREAD.

This was so egregious, I already covered it.

But the thing is, you're down 10 with 18 seconds to go on the 36-yard line.

If you play to win the game, you need two scores, so you probably have one shot:  One chance to advance, kick the FG (from 53 or less unless you scored a TD), onside, get the other score.

So you throw the ball across the middle, running too much clock to get two scores.

THEN you kick a useless field goal...

Except that NFL RedZone title sponsor Draft Kings has the line at SF -7.5 .  Boom.  It's so obvious, even Dan Moldea picked it up.

Yesterday.  He is now aware of at least a small portion of my work.

This is one of the reasons he makes the claim that the NFL always wanted sports betting, so they could control the books.  He said it on Nightline three decades ago and was openly slammed for the practice.


Washington-Denver.  RESULT.  Fuck Dan Snyder.

As I said at least one Commanders fan:  These are the calls you didn't get with Dan Snyder as your owner.

Denver has just Hail Maryed successfully, ball in the air at the gun.

But they need 8.  So this happens on the two-point attempt.

Carolina-New Orleans.  SPREAD, MAYBE RESULT TOO.

This one at least makes more sense than the 49er-Ram fiasco above.

But another game where two Dramatic Finish Setup [tm] scores get the game from New Orleans leading by 14 to the line (across all apps and casinos VegasInsider.com tracks) of NO -3.

But then the onside kick gets no one near the ball to recover it (even so far as the one player who could've realizing he's not 10 yards advanced, so he can't!), one QB run later, and NO bettors lose the win money as the game pushes at -3.

Pittsburgh-Cleveland.  HOO BOY.

I'm going to actually make a claim some might find absurd on this one.

I think the NFL was actually playing both ways on this game, and, late, finally decided to cut ABC a solid (as it really appeared that ABC's coverage of the game was slanting heavily Pittsburgh -- including their use of the Terrible Towel song "Renegade" in a number of clips!).

Why was Minkah Fitzpatrick neither ejected nor even considered for a multiple week suspension for this hit which might well have ended a high-profile running back's NFL career, if not ability to ever walk again?!?!!?!?

Why does this happen on the first play from scrimmage, a Cleveland defender openly, on-camera, yanking another Cleveland defender off the play so Pittsburgh can score a pick-six?

Why is DeRapist Rapist not ejected for this, while protesting one of two facemask penalties he received?  (And then the NFL has to cover up and lie for his assaultive ass and state it "didn't rise to the level of a foul" when we damn well know far less has been ejectable in previous instances?)

I could probably go on, but it's clear that, at that point, the NFL had both hands in this game -- Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some degree of high-end nonpublic real-time ratings were coming in to see which way the NFL wanted to stick it's (middle) finger in the air and see which way the wind blew!!

2023 NFL Week Two After Further Review, Part Three

 Well, this was a week...

This isn't even getting to Jake or Budleeweiser or anyone else.  This is just a collation of my own research of the level of corruption in just Week Two (after the NFL seemed to keep hands off Week One).

No less than a minimum of eight games either had serious accusation of ref-rigging, manipulation of the game for the point-spread, and/or actual ref-rigging.

Let's start with the one which we CAN pretty much debunk:  The final Patriots play of the Sunday night game in Foxboro between New England and Miami.

Last minute of the game, 4th and 4 for New England at the Miami 33, down 7.

A pass is lateraled back to a Patriots lineman, who is then downed.  The original call is he made it to the line to gain, but the replay official called down, and the review found (as you see the tip of the ball as the lineman is carrying it parallel to the yard lines) him short.  Many felt that was a rig too, but it was not.

Atlanta-Green Bay:  RESULT.  Officiating and league orders.

The main play of this situation comes in the second quarter.

Harder to find this play on video, will link or embed when I do.  I think it was 3rd and 6 at the Atlanta 15, it was an incomplete pass into the end zone.  However, a full ground-level angle on the FOX replay shows openly that the Atlanta defender has the Packer receiver's arm barred, in a form of pass interference.

Instead of the ball at the 1 and a first down, Packers have to kick a field goal for 10-3.  That four points would prove critical.

But when the game became 24-12 Green Bay with 56 seconds to go in the third, the Packer fans got introduced to The Witching Hour:

  • Touchdown drive ATL
  • 3 and out
  • Field goal drive ATL
  • 3 and out
  • Field goal drive to take the lead ATL
  • 4 and out
  • Game.

After 17 first downs in the first three quarters, the Packers could not get a single fourth-quarter first down OR stop on defense.  Tell me that's natural.  Please.  Especially because the game should've been 28-12 Packers at that point in the first place.

"Why?" might be another discussion, and revisited later in the season.

Seattle-Detroit:  RESULT.  Gambling ring of the Lions.

Someone please tell me I didn't see this coming.

DK Metcalf gets away with a facemask in the end zone without a call.

The next play, a clear offensive holding takedown gets no call.  Drive resulted in a field goal.

Then, soon after, Pete Carroll is all over an official for a penalty, and should've received one himself.

But perhaps the most telling situation that Detroit was not going to win the game was a FOX graphic with 10 1/2 minutes to go in the fourth and Detroit getting the ball down 3.  It was a graphic showing Jared Goff had one of the top five longest streaks without an interception in NFL history.

Five plays later, 31-21, pick-six.

That's one -- and you will see several more this year.  You do not fucking piss off the NFL.

Kansas City vs. Jacksonville -- RESULT. RTP no-call.

All I've been able to see with this is still pictures of a helmet-shot RTP no-call benefitting the Chiefs.  I would not be shocked if budleeweiser or Jake finds it.  I'll be looking, there's a lot of beef on that call and I don't believe the NFL could afford to have the Chiefs go down 0-2.

This is already getting too long.  So I'll split this here.