Day 634

• Jim Harbaugh sat down with his wife a week or two ago, and announced he was going to donate all bonus money he accrued this season to any athletic department employees who had their salary cut either voluntarily or otherwise by the COVID-19 situation.
• With the Big Ten Championship well in hand, that bonus is now at $1,500,000, with another $200,000 coming tomorrow (for getting in the CFP/New Year's Six)  and possibly another $1,500,000, depending on how far he gets in the CFP.
• Yep, Iowa got the memo.  35-3 now, it looks like.
• More information as to criminal conduct by Chris Cuomo has ended his employment with CNN.  Fired today.
• A representative from Kentucky has sent a Christmas photo of his family, armed to the teeth, asking for ammo for Christmas from Santa.  I'm not going to be around much longer.  I'm probably going to make one of these MAGAt fucks shoot me, because I have no place in their America.  
• To give an example of how fucked we are in this regard:  I think this was Texas...  Divorced father comes to mother's home with new boyfriend to pick up his child as agreed.  Mother balks, boyfriend tells him to leave, goes to get rifle.  Tussle over rifle, two shots, custody battle over.  And basically this was shot for two cameras -- one in the house, one in the car.  There is ZERO DOUBT in my mind the wife and new boyfriend wanted the ex out of the picture for good, and they got it done.
• Sounds like Captain Fatfuck is done -- probably done with the Steelers after this season, and I'd put money that's a retirement.
• Alex Ovechkin has notched his 750th NHL goal -- only Wayne Gretzky did it in fewer games.  Only Gordie Howe and Jaromir Jagr did it as well.
• CFP expansion is in trouble.  Gee, I wonder why...  Maybe because, with NIL, there may be a full re-division of college football, or what is left of it.  
• Apparently LeBron's COVID positive was a false positive -- and he's not happy about it!  I would not be either.   
• The Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Early Access has gone completely sideways.  It could be weeks before the servers stabilize.