Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Half-hearted and rather quick 2023 Super Fraud NFL predictions

I know there are probably a few people who are not going to be as cool as usual with me covering the NFL or whatever, especially in light of real-life Republican events.

For now, I'm trying to keep myself out of prison, for same events.  Period-end.

So, as a recreation, I will give my 2023-24 NFL forecast, which won't mean squat because I don't do as well as some people.

AFC:

East:  Buffalo
North: Baltimore if Lamar can stay healthy and Burrow is hurt, Cincy if Burrow is healthy.  Don't rule out Cleveland and DeRapist Rapist.
South:  Jacksonville
West:  Kansas City

I don't see many of the divisions to be close.  I do believe the AFC is Kansas City, Buffalo, and Cincinnati with a healthy Burrow -- and the gap is widening.

This is probably one of the reasons a lot of people want to pimp Aaron Rodgers and the Jets.  I would not be surprised at all if the AFC, once you get beyond Buffalo and Kansas City (and Cincy, if Burrow is healthy), is a race to 9-10 wins.

Wildcards:  LA Chargers, NY Jets, Baltimore is Lamar is healthy and they don't win the division, Cleveland if at least one of those two conditions is false.

NFC:

East:  Philly.
North:  Not buying the Detroit pick.  At all.  The team just got busted for a major gambling ring, people.  Minnesota wins the division again.
South:  First to eight.  Don't care otherwise.
West:  San Francisco

Wildcards:  New York Giants, Dallas, and Seattle

And the NFC is Philly and San Francisco, and a wide gap.

Super Bowl:  Buffalo vs. Philly if they can pass Damar Hamlin (or whoever will be him) off for the season.

Champs:  Buffalo, with "Hamlin" lifting the trophy.

2 comments:

  1. I'd like to see Buffalo. I was watching this one interview, though (I think it was on You Tube with Brian Tuohy), and one guy said that the Bills aren't allowed to win the SB.

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    1. The discussion I recall was that this was last year and people were wondering why, and thought it probably had to do with the Hamlin situation.

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