Monday, December 26, 2022

2023 Week 16 AFC Kayfabe and Political Rankings

Kayfabe:

AFC East:  Buffalo 12-3 and division champs.  Miami 8-7  Patriots and Jets 7-8.

AFC North:  Cincinnati 11-4, Baltimore 10-5, both in the playoffs  Pittsburgh 7-8

AFC South:  Jacksonville and Tennessee 7-8

AFC West:  Kansas City 12-3 and division champs.  The win tonight makes the Chargers 9-6 and they are in the playoffs.

Tiebreakers:

Buffalo-KC:  Buffalo won Week 7.

AFC South:  Jacksonville beat Tennessee two weeks ago.
  1. BUF 12-3 (AFC EAST CHAMPIONS, HTH tiebreaker over Kansas City)
  2. KC 12-3 (AFC WEST CHAMPIONS, loses HTH tiebreaker to Buffalo)
  3. CIN 11-4 (AFC North leaders, IN PLAYOFFS)
  4. JAX 7-8 (AFC Suck leaders, HTH tiebreaker over TEN)
  5. BAL (10-5, IN PLAYOFFS)
  6. LAC (9-6, IN PLAYOFFS)
  7. MIA (8-7)
So only two spots left:  The AFC Suck and the last wild card.

And violators of The Cardinal Rule:  Denver, Indianapolis, Houston, and Cleveland (YES on those last two!).

Political:

The same top three as the kayfabe.

DUD OF THE WEEK:

All winners this week, SIX OF THEM:

Additional NFC winner in the first two winners:

RANDY GREGORY of Denver and ODAY ABOUSHI of the LA Rams for re-enacting "I'ma gonna punch you in the face!" and almost endangering an NFL media opportunity, for which both have been suspended for next week.

And given two previous penalties on Gregory, perhaps Gregory should sit both remaining games.

DERWIN JAMES of the Chargers, who better have earned a New Year's vacation for spearing an Indianapolis Colt tonight.

(And that's two plays after a face mask.)

THE COLTS AND THE BRONCOS for two of the WORST national-game QUIT JOBS in NFL history!

And THE NFL NETWORK for omitting the video tribute to Franco Harris from it's coverage, especially because that game was scheduled and put on the network for the 50th anniversary of the Immaculate Reception.

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