2022 NFL Week 15 After Further Review... Part Three???

Just a review of YouTube's resident NFL Scrooge McDuck, Jake the Asshole, in what should be a very interesting "Top 10"...

#10:  Giants-Commanders, and "Taylor Handkerchief" (may have to steal that one) gets robbed on the Last Chance Miss on 4th down in the end zone when his receiver gets abjectly MUGGED.

Both arms around the receiver's shoulders well before the ball.  But you think the NFL wants to help Dan Snyder??

#9:  Raiders-Patriots, and it sounds like this one is the Keelan Cole touchdown.  (The other one is probably coming later, and, given Jake's usual emphasis on players being part of the rig-job, if that's not #1 this week, I don't know what is...)

Yep, it's the touchdown, with even a better angle to show that Keelan Cole was out of bounds.

#8:  Eagles-Bears, return of the doink.  17-13 Philly, 8:25 to go in the game, 38 yard doinked attempt.

There is wind in this one, but not nearly enough to yoink the kick that far in that direction!  Now Jake might want to be careful with a number of the games this week.  Wind was wreaking havoc yesterday.

#7:  Cowboys-Jaguars.  27-17 Dallas, 3 minutes or so to go in the third.

I want, also, to point out to Mr. Asshole that six different Cowboys were fined for Salvation Army Kettle celebrations after touchdowns in Dallas the two preceding games.  This might've been a tweak to get them back in line.

No Dallas receiver within 10 yards, and, even when hit, it doesn't look like it ended up a complete duck.

Not sure on the contention of the receiver sticking an arm out to stop it 10 yards before, though.

#6:  Lions-Jets, 4th and inches for the Lions, 17-13 Jets at the two-minute warning.

So Jared Goff throws a simple out pattern, about a four-yard pass, to Brock Wright -- who goes in untouched and unchallenged when there isn't a defender within 20-25 yards -- on FOURTH AND INCHES and the Jets win the game with a stop?  And you release him that free?

Oh, then Jake throws on the "intentional fall down like an ass" angle, but the first part of this is enough!

#5:  Packers-Rams, 3-0 Packers, late first quarter.

Intentional interception is charged by Jake on Aaron Rodgers.

And given Rodgers' pre-2022 track record on how few picks he throws, an all-day-to-throw five-yard-overthrown interception has Jake going...  HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

#4:  49ers-Seahawks, 14-3 49ers, just into the second half.

And George Kittle is released into open space with two flailing arm tackles failing and that pretty much seals the deal at 21-3.

#3:  Lions-Jets, Jets punting from deep in their end zone.  Six minutes to go, first quarter, no score until this Kalif Raymond 47-yard touchdown punt return for the Lions.

First guy completely whiffs five yards beforehand.

Six other guys just fall down, and no one is even remotely close to even make a plausible attempt to prevent the touchdown.

And the last unblocked guy gives up well beforehand.

#2:  Vikings-Colts, the tying 64-yard touchdown to Dalvin Cook.

Just watch one Indianapolis guy go to all fours and another perform the Minneapolis Miracle Takeout, not even looking at Cook as he goes by...

Blatantly obviously rigged, scripted, and fake...  And when you look at the context of the entire event...

So, did Jake name Jakobi Meyers #1 for the week?

YOU DAMN RIGHT HE DID!