And you wonder why we are now all certain (those of us with functioning brains, that is) that football is beyond salvation, drink this news in from Dallas.
Thomas Johnson disappeared from the Texas A&M football team after a huge win over Alabama three years ago. He reemerged at his house three days later.
Today, he's headed to prison for the rest of his life, for a machete murder of a random jogger he admitted to.
Completely random. He just decided, at 21, to kill somebody with a machete.
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*shakes head* I've got nothing on this one. Oh my God...
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