Something tells me Leny Dykstra didn't spend long enough in prison!!!

There are times I look at the athletes we are supposed to worship in this country and wonder how they turned about 12 years old and didn't be in prison by then...

Take, for example, the latest admission (on the day of Game 1 of the World Series involving his primary former team, the Mets!!) by Lenny Dykstra:  According to The Sporting News:  Dykstra hired private investigators to investigate the UMPIRES to dig up dirt on them Dykstra could use to get better calls, he told Colin Cowherd of FOX Sports 1.

Let that process a second...  He's basically using the same tactics many leagues use against players to gain leverage on them -- but he's using it on the umps???

It really makes you wonder three things:

• How this piece of shit is walking around in public
• How many more players are doing the same thing
• and how many/which calls have successfully been so influenced?