Keep piling on the logs, people! You'll understand why SOME OF US can't enjoy sports anymore!!!

Been such a long day of bullshit, I've not had time to get the afternoon scores on the spreadsheet yet...

1) USA wins Ryder Cup.  National Bulls Company starts talking "Jordanesque"...

Does that cocksucker own stock in Universal or something???

I mean, how long are we out from this motherfucker, and it's like the only reason sports even EXISTS is to glorify "My friend...  MICHAELJORDAN!!!"

2 and 3) I had to say goodbye (or was shown the door and forcefully kicked) from the Botball Discord community this afternoon.

Two things, in rapid succession, basically got my ire.

2) The first was the mentioned-in-the-daily new NFL record field goal...

The play before Justin Tucker broke the record, this happened:

If that clock on-screen (which IS unofficial) is even REMOTELY correct, the Ravens got two extra seconds to snap the ball on the second to last play.

That happens, you don't get that final kick.

But that only got the "shut up about tinfoil" stuff.

3) What finished it seems to be NFL fans' best friend, Andy Reid...

Chiefs’ coach Andy Reid was transported by ambulance to a local hospital following Sunday’s game. A source close to Reid told @espn and @JeffDarlington that the Chiefs’ HC was in good spirits when he departed for precautionary observation after he felt ill.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 26, 2021

(Full disclosure:  It's not Schefter's tweet which was posted to the Discord -- same news, though...)

I had already had an exchange about Kansas City losing today to the Chargers, and about how Britt Reid and the DUI were partially responsible.  So someone on Botball snarks that I cursed Andy Reid, and I let them have it!!

Basically, I finally had to let them know about the first kid and that if this guy had an ounce of scruples and could be a leader of anything, much less a father, the overdose probably doesn't happen and...

By the time I could get half a follow-up, I was back on my home-screen, kicked out...

Ladies and gentlemen, FUCK ANDY REID.  And the sooner he is out of the NFL, one way or the other, sports will be the better for it!  And if that makes me a bad person, here's a pro-tip:  I fully expect, when I go, that most people (and everyone outside my family and one other person) will be even happier I'm gone than that!!

One overdose, the other almost kills a 4-year-old girl with a DUI, and we slobber all over this cocksucker like he's Phil Jackson???  SCREW THE BITCH!  I've said all along that Kansas City is losing opportunities at being something very special because they can't hold that guy accountable for ANYTHING -- going back to Tyreek Hill, etc.

4) And then, oh lookee what we have here in Colorado today!!!!

2-2 into the ninth in Colorado, and in comes 5.40 ERA Dennis Bard.  Walk, walk, single for one run -- he's out. Then Tyler Kinley finishes it off with a 3-run home run to Brandon Crawford with two pitches RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE!!!

REALLY...  You honestly expect me to believe even HALF THIS SHIT ANYMORE???

I'm trying to find the statistic, but the number is well over 30 since the trade deadline -- the number of Dodger wins which the Giants matched.  (It's actually 27.  But that's still not natural.)

I'm calling it right now:  There is an active collusion going on to deny the Dodgers another world championship.  As I said to one reader already:  There's a difference between "You can't win every year" and an active act of collusion on the part of at least two teams (and now, probably, three...) to fuck a division rival.

I've wondered most of the year how in Hell the Giants could have done this well.  No one saw it coming.

Three things:  Dingers (a club record this year, even surpassing the team total for the year Bonds got 73!), a pitcher's park, and the rest of the NL West taking a dive to put the Dodgers in a one-game playoff with anybody -- which will probably be the Cardinals, who have now won 16 in a row to get to the top 30 of all regular-season win streaks in MLB history.

Oh, like any of us who see what's going on doesn't see what's coming down the pipe.  This Dodger team is so good, it wins 100 games with a fucking M*A*S*H unit this year -- and they're going to get fucked without lube, it now appears.

Really...

And you expect us not only to "watch the games and enjoy them", but shut the fuck up about everything else?

As I said before I got kicked:  If I want to see a Broadway play, I will go to New York City....

(And probably get arrested again, but I didn't say that part of it.  Took EVERY DAMN OUNCE OF RESTRAINT...)