I watched a blatantly fixed boxing match involving Gypsy Homophobe Tyson Fury and his Republican Goodwill Tour on Top Rank Boxing a few weeks back.
His opponent, Otto Wallin, opened a cut on Fury's eye which would have stopped most fighters in the fourth round -- blood streaming down his face for the better part of eight rounds, Fury was reduced to a lumbering, plodding style. But Fury was still awarded a wide unanimous decision to retain the lineal (guy who beat the guy who beat the guy...) heavyweight championship -- Fury has none of the promotions' belts.
Well, now we know why...
Because Vince McMahon and the Saudi BLOOD MONEY oil princes have ordered a command professional wrestling performance from Fury, October 31st at McMahon's fourth major blood-money foray with the Saudi princes in Riyadh.
Fury will face "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman in the semifinal of that card.
The main event, also a command Saudi Prince Blood Money Performance: A rematch (as much as pro wrestling will allow one) of Cain Velasquez taking out Brock Lesnar at UFC 121 in 2010. Lesnar's WWE Championship, which he won in literally seven seconds over wildly-popular Kofi Kingston, will be on the line.
Did I say "Fuck Vince McMahon!!" yet?
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