I don't know where you come from (and I have asked, publicly, what "small town" you are from so I can at least try my luck and put an end to this stupid MAGA discussion).
I get why you wrote "Try That In A Small Town", because it is one of the great fantasies and lullabies of the American Right: That anyone who would try a lot of the stuff which goes on in American cities in small towns would get shot rather instantaneously.
The fact I am here today is testament to the falsehood of that statement, because if "small town America" didn't put up with my "shit", I was the type of person who had enough reputations (up to and including rape on a rather significant scale -- note to all here: I said "reputations". It's now clear I should have made them reality, even though I am thankful I did not!) my first five years in college that I would have been so shot.
Secondly, if you had an ounce of intelligence (which most of the American Right does not!), you'd realize that the time is long past for a bunch of you gun nuts to sack up, put your clothes on, form a militia, and seize power what you consider the "American Way", by force.
You're not voting your way out of this. You're not getting out of this under a Constitution which imposes our rights against yours to ensure you wouldn't otherwise kill us.
You need me dead, Mr. Aldean. You need millions like me dead, Mr. Aldean.
You see, I come from two or three small towns -- been run out of at least two of them. Let's go over some of your "Hit List":
"Sucker Punch Somebody on the sidewalk": That was done to the "lessers" in high school where I came from all the time.
"Carjack an old lady at a red light": Why aren't you bringing a militia for vigilante justice in cities like San Francisco then?
"Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store": Um, dumbass: The moment someone pulls a gun on somebody, there's only three ways that ends -- they've already shoved their chips. Where are you and yours?
"Cuss out a cop, spit in his face": Done at least the former more times than I can count, and more than a couple in one of the small towns. You also forget about the ACAB crowd, kid.
Some of us also understand Castle Rock and "No Desire To Protect". It cost me my last home and the death of it's landlord to the COVID pot parties going on all over the complex! Parties which were being reported to and ignored by the cops.
"Stomp on the flag and light it up.": Elect Trump or DeSantis and you can pick the small town for that one, bitch. I might still have some FALSE faith, because of the rights imposed against the likes of you.
"Well, try that in a small town, see how far ya make it down the road. Around here, we take care of our own. You cross that line, it won't take long. For you to find out, I recommend you don't try that in a small town.": Then I should be long dead already. I shouldn't have even seen my 19th birthday, and I think even my family will attest that, under those terms, 18 and even lower was evidence that this propagandistic claptrap is a falsehood.
Yes, Jason: Because of the right wing's cowardice and shit, I am looking for a fight. And I have no intention, if you have one honest bone in your body, to be alive two years from now if your side wins the election. (And see above on all of that.)
The only reason I haven't killed a man yet is I have something to lose, plus the grace of God that I am never allowed a gun or the free will to do what I really want to do to a lot of you right-wingers. The grace of God is at my throat to ensure I never exercise the free will Satan gives many people.
And if you think the only people I would (be seen to as) threaten are 110-pound female pop singers, you can add yourself to that list and I reiterate what I said before: Where's your "small town", Aldean?
So what's your excuse?
Before I would even do a lot of this, you need me dead in more manifestations than you can count, and your political side is talking a great game... Hell, see this reported Trump Truth Social screed, via Ron Filipkowski, if you wanna see I'm not the only one looking for a fight:
Trump Truth Social post: “If you f*ck around with us, if you do something bad to us, we are going to do things to you that have never been done before.” pic.twitter.com/YzAB8HQ4Jx
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 20, 2023
I get why radio stations are pulling the song -- I also get why it's #1 on iTunes, because it's appealing to the "vigilante justice" crowd.
Show or go, bitch. The fact I'm still alive and even saw my 19th birthday is evidence you're full of a lot of shit.
25 years ago, some Debbie Gibson fan claimed "Founding Father Privilege" to kick my ass.
July 4, 2000, a man directly threatened to kill me for the Debbie Gibson incident. (Could've been 1999, but I don't think I was fully back on the Net then.)
I'm still waiting, Aldean. MAGA up and bring your vigilante posse so you can actually do something, rather than squawk your trap about it.
(And, Ted Nugent, you too...)
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