Friday, October 10, 2014

Adrian Peterson May Be The Stupidest Motherfucker Alive

I'm beginning to think this over-zealous shithead has got a death wish.


Seriously...


Admitting to smoking pot when he had to take a urine test recently, Adrian Peterson is now the subject of prosecutors in Texas trying to get his bail revoked and him behind bars.


A little piece of advice for a Big Piece of Shit:

Take this from someone who knows from being behind bars:


If you get arrested and have to do serious time before trial, you might not survive to trial.


There's one thing that they WILL fuck you up for in jail (and may kill you!):


Fucking With Kids.


There may be little conscience behind the bars, but one thing they will not stand for (and the only time I was scared during my 8 1/2 months was some Manhattan (incarcerated) idiot believing that's why I was back there.


I also personally witnessed someone who was put in jail pending trial for something like that and the House Gang having no problems blasting the guy in the face -- before the presumption of innocence could be removed.


I think you want to meet your God, Adrian Peterson.


Keep being stupid, and you damned well will.  And it won't be by any means I do -- it'll be by what most people know but refuse to talk about.

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