Is NOTHING sacred? Are we even using sex, drugs, and rock and roll to recruit MILITARY football players?

So we happen upon this ditty yesterday:

The latest football squad to be under investigation for the use of women and the like to recruit football players is...

THE UNITED STATES ARMY.

Yep, the Army football team has disciplined 20 cadets for illegally recruiting players with cash, cheerleaders, and booze on a party bus...