How Much More Bullshit You Want To Spew? This Asshole Can Go ALL DAY!!!

• More from the Adrian Peterson articles.  Turns out this shithead, while spewing family values and prayers to God and "No Homo" and all such, was using his foundation's credit card to rent rooms and buy booze for orgies with women.  Nice family values there, bigoted hypocrite.  Or is that what you think God meant by "Be Fruitful and Multiply"?
• Speaking of such, Treon Harris, a backup quarterback who played on Saturday for Florida, apparently is accused of sexual assault Sunday morning!  He's been suspended from the team pending investigation.
• And another fight at another football game -- this one at the new Levi's Stadium between 49er Fan and...  49ER FAN.  Four of them got in a bathroom scuffle and at least one got concussed by head forcibly meeting commode.
• Yep, MLB is blowing the Cardinals again, so much so that my baseball-historian friend could identify at least a half-dozen pitches which were called in benefit of the Cardinals.  And it sounds like Matt Kemp noticed too.  He's going to be fined for telling Bud Selig and these umps where to shove.
• And more cock-sucking to the Cardinals:  Yada-Yada Molina will be fined and not suspended for shoving an umpire as part of a melee in Game 1.  MLB video embedded into Deadspin article.
• If you need to know why leagues have to control outcomes, I submit to you the new NBA television contract:  $2,700,000,000 a year, TRIPLE the previous value and more than the current NFL deal!!

If these were funny, the jokes would almost write themselves....