Naaaaaaah, No Unhealthy Obsession With Football Here...

Three Deadspin gems, the first two suggested by my anonymous friend...

• Cowboys lose, go to 6-2...  This guy's apartment pays the price.

First victim was the glass table in front of the TV, before the game was over.  You can hear the drunk idiot scream for a first down just after the crash of the glass.

After two cans into the TV, there goes what I assume to be a game system.

And this, again, was before the play that ended the Cowboys' chances.  And then his two buddies snickering in the background.

HINT:  RUN!!!

If you want an idea as to how much alcohol these guys consume (and I am guessing some of it during the game), watch the number of beer caps being removed from the back table.  They know what's coming if the 'Boys don't come through...

1:32:  "APESHIT FUCKING MODE!!!"

A new Internet meme is born.  The game is STILL NOT OVER.

At least the buddies are shutting doors all over the place.

1:55, incomplete, and he literally tears the light out of the fixture overhead.

The TV bites the dust afterward.

Guitar, kitchen table, kitchen counter (completely torn off the base!) follow in rapid succession.

His aquarium, a portable refrigerator...

This guy probably, in 2 minutes, caused $5000, maybe more?, in damage...

Over a REGULAR-SEASON FOOTBALL GAME...

• SEVERAL Ray Rice Halloween idiots, at least one couple complete in black-face and the black eye for "Janay"...

And word is that Adrian Peterson is also getting good Halloween play too.

• Rookie Arizona safety Tony Jefferson led the Cards with 11 tackles in their win over Philadelphia.

Too bad he doesn't remember a thing about the game.

Doesn't even know which play he got the concussion.

No unhealthy football obsessions here, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...