The current kayfabe, heading to Cleveland-Baltimore

Big game in the AFC tomorrow night, especially now with word out of Pittsburgh that UrinatingTree's "Captain Fatfuck" may have knee issues...

AFC:

1. Kansas City 12-1  Clinched AFC West today
   
2. Pittsburgh 11-2  Even with the loss, clinched an AFC playoff berth
   
3. Buffalo 10-3
4. Tennessee 9-4 (season split with Indy, 4-1 vs. IND 2-2 in the AFC South)
5. Cleveland 9-3 (Indianapolis would overtake Cleveland on Strength of Victory if Baltimore wins tomorrow night)
6. Indianapolis 9-4
7. Miami 8-5
8. Baltimore 7-5 (Baltimore would overtake Miami for the last playoff spot if they defeat Cleveland)

ELIMINATED:  Jets, Bengals, Texans, Jaguars, Chargers

NEXT TO GO:  Denver

That's right, three weeks to go, and it's basically 10-for-7.  Gonna make for a very uninteresting Week 17 in the AFC at this rate.

NFC:

1. Green Bay 10-3 (Week 3 win over the Saints)   Clinched NFC North today
2. New Orleans 10-3
3. LA Rams 9-4 (Beat Seattle 5 weeks ago, play them again in 2 weeks with the division on the line)
4. Washington 6-7 (And yep, here comes the NFL rig-job to make sure that 6-10 or 5-11 didn't win that sad-ass division)
5. Seattle 9-4
6. Tampa Bay 8-5
7. Arizona 7-6