Day 272

• You can count that entire political post as "Day 271".
• LSU has self-imposed a one-year bowl ban.  Never mind they're 3-5 with two games left.
• The four finalists for Time's Person of the Year, to be announced tonight on NBC, 10 PM Eastern:

1. Orange Fatfuck
2. The President Elect
3. Dr. Fauci and the First Responders (who I think have to be the favorite, especially taken together)
4. The BLM Movement 

• Time also announced Entertainer of the Year (K-Pop sensation BTS) and Athlete of the Year (LeBron James).
• The Chicago Bears have become the latest team to shutter their facilities -- now up to four positive tests in the franchise.
• Actually, that's a slight mis-speak above, because Time Magazine has named both Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as the 2020 Person of the Year.
• Coach K has called off the rest of Duke's non-conference basketball schedule -- a day or two after he has called for the cessation of the college basketball season.