Day 285

• Add Kevin Greene to the In Memoriam list.
• Could be a late Christmas for millions of Americans:  Both Houses of Congress have passed a $900B stimulus package with $600 direct payments, not unakin to the previous set which was double that.
• Appears Dwayne Haskins may be in some serious trouble -- was caught on social media cavorting maskless at a strip club after Sunday's game...
• Malik Beasley of the Timberwolves will be going to jail after this season for a felony charge of criminal threats.  Pled guilty yesterday.  If I'm Adam Silver, he can serve it now -- with at least one stolen gun and narcotics seen at the scene, he's not playing this year.  Word is he would still get a double-digit suspension.
• The Lions are the latest team to close their facilities after at least one positive COVID test.
• The American Athletic Conference is considering being the catch-all for the screwjobs.  They want Boise State.
• The good news is Keyontae Johnson is out of the hospital.
• The bad news is that he has the COVID-linked myocarditis.  He tested positive for COVID over the summer, according to Deadspin.
• James Harden is also in some serious trouble -- same reason as Haskins!  And a potential trade for him has been postponed and may be shelved because of it.