There Is No Law: Week 1? Have At It, Boys!!!

• Three Minnesota Gophers ejected for targeting in their win over Oregon State.
• One of the worst headbutt-level helmet shots by Josey Jewell against Miami.
• Cheap-shot someone in the head after their team intercepted a pass for the biggest home win in what might have been decades?  One game.
• Stomp someone clean in the nuts?  Sit the first half.

And that's just on the field!

Here's an even worse story off of it?

• The brother of the deceased Nebraska punter Sam Foltz had his house robbed Saturday during the game at which the Cornhuskers (and Fresno State as well) paid tribute to Foltz. 

Tools, a television set, and other things totaling $1,400 were taken in the robbery.

The worst part of it?  Police now believe the robbers targeted the Foltz family because they knew they would be attending the game and saw it as an easy mark!

Someone needs to fucking die.  If this is the kind of country we're going to be living in, some of us are not going to be living much longer.

And, as for football itself, if this is Week 1 of the colleges, it leads to a very disturbing fall and winter.