Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is Why Some People Have Disowned Football

I have readers of the blog who get a bit tired of me this time of year.

I'm about to show you why.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Week 1 of the college football season.

We probably have our Deadspin Targeting Ejection of the Year RIGHT DAMNED NOW.

That is Iowa's Josey Jewell with one of the more blatant helmet shots I've seen in years.  Yep, he got tossed.

So did THREE Minnesota Gophers in their Thursday night win over Oregon State -- a win only sealed when Oregon State got a personal foul penalty to let Minnesota keep the ball.

Or how about this gem from Wisconsin's upset victory over LSU?

I have readers of the blog who have "friends" who cannot understand why they disowned football.

Here, morons, is a good look at why!!!  And there's still half of this week to go, and I don't know what Deadspin or others are going to find from the high school fields this week...

And The National Religion's higher Masses start next Thursday night in Denver...

(Thank you to Deadspin for chronicling these two massive cheap shots in easy-to-save form.)