The Rio Farce, Day 7, All Medal Events Complete: 20 and 50.

• Speaking of "Shut the Fuck Up":  CBS Sports reports that Yufia Efimova of Russia would rather see, if she is to be held to the standard many would like, that Michael Phelps should've been banned from these Games for his recreational drug use -- equating that with Efimova's two doping bans.  Yeah...
• Great National Dick-Waving Contest Update:  It's 20 and 50 for the USA, leading both golds and total.  China is an increasingly-distant second in both regards with 13 golds and 37 total.  Third in total is Japan with 24, and they share third in golds with Great Britain, 7 each.