A rare moment of karmic victory against Football Nation America tonight.
You see, buried in all the Olympic situations is the fact that Brett Favre, Tony Dungy the Homophobic Pig, Ken Stabler, and several others were inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
... which means the annual Pro Football Hall of Fame Game tonight. Favre's former team Green Bay vs. Dungy's former team Indianapolis.
....
... or that's what was planned.
GAME CANCELLED FOR UNPLAYABLE FIELD!!!
The Hall of Fame Game is played in a nearby stadium in Canton, OH. It is the only professional football contest (in a manner of speaking) taking place there.
The weather has been so ridiculous in Canton that the field paint used to mark the field had CONGEALED in places like the center logo and the end zones, making the turf play more like tar.
On top of this: According to Adam Schefter, a number of players (and I would assume famous ones, since they wouldn't give a shit otherwise -- see old-school Veterans' Stadium in Philly!) likened the field to concrete!
Apparently, they fucked up so hard in getting the stadium ready that old Superdome turf was being brought in to try to save the game.
So excuse me one second as I say something to Roger Goodell and those who JUST... COULDN'T... WAIT....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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