Day 510

• A tragic story to start the day:  A single lightning strike in Bangladesh split, arced, and killed 17 people in a wedding party on a boat, including 7 members of the family.  The groom was injured; the bride, not on the boat.
• US Senator Roger Marshall (R-Kansas) wants a Federal Dept. of Justice investigation against ESPN for trying to kill the Big XII Conference.  No joke.
• Bryson DeChambeau is proudly unvaccinated -- even though a positive COVID test cost him a chance to represent the United States at the Olympics.  Wha...  da...  HELL???   
• In the "I Completely Disbelieve" Department:  Local newspapers are reporting the Los Angeles Chargers have sold over 45,000 season tickets for SoFi Coliseum.  I didn't know that damn team had 45,000 fans!  As a wise Yinzer often says:  "FUCK YOU, SPANOS!!!"   
• Follow-up to last week's AEW Dynamite sponsor controversy:  After Domino's Pizza pulled their ad, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer said they'd take the spot -- and did tonight!!!
• And Little Caesars appeared in the same commercial break.