Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Day 20 Stuff To Do And Updates

  • No dice on the Chinese sports relaunch, and that's four months now they've been off.  It's becoming obvious that people are going to have to understand that we need to get the rest of the economy re-launched first, because I don't think we are going to get large-crowd sports back for a VERY LONG TIME.  I'm now thinking that IS 18 months or so down the road, if ever.  
  • The Bundesliga is now at least out til April 30.
  • E-Sports takes the fore again later this week. 16 NBA players will be playing an NBA Casino Simulator NBA2K20 "Players Only" tournament, and ESPN will cover it, starting Friday. (Kotaku)


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Stuff to do:
Starting tonight, and they have given the next four after on the list all through April, ESPN is airing some classic baseball gems.

And if you have the $4.99/month ESPN+ subscription service, that's not all!  As of today, 13 no-hitters and perfect games are now available on demand, including BOTH post-season no-hitters.
  • Olbermann:

Monday, March 30, 2020

Fucking Ballhog's gonna win it...

Finals:  Bird and Jordan.

WHAT THE FUCK DID FOOLISH ONE ACCOMPLISH IN COLLEGE -- unless you want to admit face up, CONSUMERS, that you want the Rigged Corporate Era...

Day 19 Stuff To Do And Updates -- Starting with a BIG Sports Update

  • There will be NO tennis Grand Slam this year.  Wimbledon will be CANCELLED as early as Wednesday and people are pissed about the French Open.
Dick Hordroff, the vice-president of German tennis, made those pronunciations today.

And the issue on the French Open is that they postponed unilaterially.

People are going to have to get over it.  We are going to be lucky to have much of any meaningful sports, especially if this thing completely blows up the economy to the point of civil unrest.

(Hat-tip to my anonymous friend for finding that biggie in The Guardian.)

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Stuff to do:
  • ESPN tonight:  Main network has the MNF points-record game (Rams/Chiefs), 2 has highlight matches of the world champion US women's soccer team.
  • Chris Jericho has confirmed a second "Saturday Night Special" on Facebook Live this weekend.  Not sure on time, does he want to go up against Wrestlemania Night One? 
  • And he has graciously uploaded the first one to YouTube:

And why are my embeds disappearing for YouTube videos?

  • Forgot to put Olbermann up, so I'll do it now.

Playing fair: Fuck it, I know this was from two or so months ago, but boy do we need shit like this!!!

Sunday, March 29, 2020

And I see ESPN's bullshit on full display again.

I was going to do this anyway -- talked with a couple readers about this.

As I said earlier, ESPN, to do some content over the course of this situation, has come up with a bi-gendered 64-person Greatest College Basketball Player Of All Time tournament.

We're down to the Final Four.

The bullshit really started when Shaq beat Kareem in the second round.  Yes, you heard right -- Shaquille O'Neal, who accomplished not that much in college, was voted through over fucking Kareem Abdul-Jabbar -- and they deadnamed him back to "Alcindor" for these purposes on top of it!!!.

To no one's eventual shock from that point, Shaq is in the Final Four.  Also over both Hakeem Olajuwon ("Akeem" here, another deadname), and Oscar Robertson.

They at least appear to have gotten his opponent right -- Larry Bird won his region.

But over fucking DUANE WADE???

Are the ignoramuses voting or rigging this thing even considering the likes of how dominant Ralph Sampson was in Virginia -- a man who probably made more of his career in college than in the pros (the opposite of the almighty Shaq!!!)??

Bill Russell at least lost to Bird himself, and that can be a nice back-and-forth for a lot of people -- but at least that one makes fucking sense!!!

Magic Johnson did win his region, and the toughest competition there was probably either Patrick Ewing or Laettner -- who probably is tailor-made for this, because he did almost nothing in the NBA at all.

But then we get Foolish and Wretched One-Dimensional BALLHOG mickey jordon -- Michael Jordan, WHO OF COURSE WON HIS FUCKING REGION.

David Thompson, who was Laettner-esque in college and did have a good NBA career?

BILL FUCKING WALTON GOT KNOCKED OUT so we could glorify Ballhog some more???

OK, Walton lost to Wilt.  That makes sense, but then Jordan beats Wilt in the Elite 8???

OH FUCKING COME ON!!!

Anyway, the Final Four:

Shaq vs. Bird
Magic vs. jordon

Should be Magic and Bird, probably will be Shaq and Jordan.

Day 18

Doesn't seem that much on the table.  First network "at-home concert" from iHeart Radio on FOX tonight, as I mentioned before.

Here's Olbermann and a cute puppy doggie:

  • Twitch Stream Aid yesterday raised over $2,750,000 for World Health Organization efforts to combat COVID-19.
I'll toss more of a bit of an overreaching site here -- it'll have stuff I may mention later or may not, but I saw this on Reddit and figured it might help others.

https://myquarantinelist.bookmark.com/


Saturday, March 28, 2020

I may lose some people from bringing them over for this, but you gotta see this one...

This is Judge Jeanine from "Justice" on Fox News.

Someone please tell me how this is not indicative of how disconnected people have to be on that side of the equation:


Day 17 -- You know the drill by now...

  • Starting with more Tara Strong awesomeness.  Since there are no conventions to do, Strong is selling time on Fanmio for one-on-one fan interactions (higher tiers include T-shirts and autographs, etc. -- I think the lowest tier is a T-shirt and a raffle place for a one-on-one), raising money for Meals on Wheels.  The "event" is tomorrow.



  • Olbermann back tonight:
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Updates:
  • One of the last venues holding any sports, Santa Anita racetrack, finally closed it's doors due to pressure.
  • Dana White is still adamnant that he's going to hold UFC 249 somewhere, and is blasting criticism of his efforts.  Hey, stupid...  You may never actually be able to hold another large-scale event of any kind (music, sports, etc.) in front of a large crowd ever again.
  • This afternoon, ESPN was showing a marathon of games where a pitcher recorded 20 strikeouts.
  • Reviled owner of MSG and runner of the New York Knicks James Dolan tested positive today.  We just need to admit everyone in the city of New York -- hell, the entire United States, is positive for the virus.  
  • You can add Orlando McDaniel to the list of the deceased from COVID-19.  One of the scariest things I've seen about this is that it seems...  The more you travel and the higher-profile you are, the WORSE this might be for you.
  • Twitter briefly suspended the account of Trump personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani -- spreading false information about the coronavirus.
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Uh oh...
  • Story out of Boston:  A group of workers from New Jersey were forcibly barricaded into their rental property on a nearby island by a bunch of armed residents due to the coronavirus. This is exactly the beginnings of mass unrest.  Be careful out there.
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Another wonderful gem from the voice of Fang from the Final Fantasy XIII series:


Friday, March 27, 2020

Day 16 Stuff To Do and Updates

  • Chris Jericho, tomorrow night:

  • ESPN2 this weekend has tennis.  Serena marathon on Saturday, men's marathon on Sunday.
  • Another Twitch dance event:  Beatport presents ReConnect, a 30 hour charity dance-music stream for WHO's COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund.
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Updates:
  • It appears the Miz, Dana Brooke, and Bobby Lashley are now also out of Wrestlemania, and Miz is, in fact, ill.  In fact, it was Miz' illness that finally forced Roman to blow the whistle on himself and take himself out.  There are various spoiler reports of what they're doing for the Universal Championship instead, but I'll refrain from that here.
  • Major League Baseball just set the three conditions for which they will resume play.  (ESPN
  1. No bans on large gatherings -- they will NOT play fanless unless later forced.
  2. No travel bans, US or Canada.
  3. No health risks to players, staff, or fans.
  • Opinion:  They just cancelled the season. 
  • No Olbermann tonight.  Allergies.
  • Social Distancing Super Bowl IV has been completed.  2010 season and stats.
  1. AFC Championship:  Pittsburgh vs. San Diego  San Diego wins 28-10.  Tomlinson rushes for 163 yards.
  2. NFC Championship:  Arizona vs. Philadelphia  Arizona wins 35-21.
  3. Social Distancing Super Bowl IV:  San Diego vs. Arizona
  4. Social Distancing Super Bowl IV Champions:  San Diego.  Tomlinson (Super Bowl MVP, 119 yards) TD makes it 21-16 San Diego with 1:41 to go in the 4-minute 4th quarter.  And a series of quarterback sacks leads to a San Diego safety for the 23-16 final.  
  5. Now starting a 2013 season on Simulated Sports Network.  They eventually want to try other sports, but Twitch needs to get in touch with the people running SSN to get access to the channel to do so.  Eight minute quarters in this one, so this'll be a while...
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A message some of us probably need, from an old friend, thanks to Keith Olbermann:

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Keith, it's a great idea -- you gotta get there first...

Keith Olbermann has always been a believer that nothing is really going to hit the table socially until at least September.

He has even gone so far as to propose how Major League Baseball could, conceptually, hold a 32-game intradivisional regular season.

The playoffs and World Series go on as usual in October, and touts the concept that every game of this highly-abbreviated season would be must-win and an almost-certain sell-out.

He'd probably be right.

But he's got three major problems as they currently stand.
  1. He has to be sure an All-Stop condition doesn't happen first, especially over the summer.
  2. He has to be sure that any kind of gathering going forward won't just restart the process.
  3. In the longer term, he has to be sure this doesn't turn into an untreatable seasonal death-sentence for 1-3% of the US population every year.
One at a time:

Firstly, I said in an earlier personal rant that there are three major things which may well happen before we even get to September which will end EVERYTHING and PERMANENTLY in a hail of gunfire and blood in this country which it appears many people actually want:
  • Loss of the supply chain, especially food
  • Someone snaps anyway, starting the cascade in the first place
  • Loss of either the Power or Internet Grid
If ANY of those things happen this spring or summer while everyone is supposed to be isolated, it's all over and you get a free-fire situation the gun-nuts in this country have been literally SALIVATING over -- Shoot, Shovel, and Shush.

Secondly, it is becoming evident that any major gathering in this country is a haven for the virus -- probably because, bluntly, most everyone in this country has it -- at the least, asymptomatically.

That's right, I said it:  I believe that if we did a full testing for any level of the virus, we all have it.

I believe there is a very real non-zero chance we NEVER get the previous model back of large-scale gatherings, 60,000 in the stands for ANYTHING again -- even IF we get the country back to work with minimal business and job losses, etc.

Frankly, the best case scenario, if it appears we get to September, is to hold all events for the rest of the year, at minimum, without fans.

Thirdly, even if we get out of this, does this become the new junction of the common cold, AIDS, and the flu?  I mean, we're probably going to do everything we can to economically save the country from this first wave.  If it becomes seasonal, we are simply economically and societally FUCKED.

So, Keith...  Enough faith those three things can happen?

Day 15 Stuff To Do And Updates

Was checking on the present NHL status when I found this gem:
  • Replays of all 2019-20 games as well as select classic games are free through April 30 on NHL.tv.
http://NHL.com/tv   Just have to create an account on the website and log in.  I don't think there's any credit card info required.
  • Major Stream Event:  Twitch is putting together a large-scale 12-hour COVID-19 fundraiser, Twitch Stream Aid 2020.  The full information is on this website, and includes streamers, music stars, and sports stars.  Some names I've heard of:  US Women's Soccer Aly Raisman, Barry Gibb, American Idol Season 6 winner Jordin Sparks, another American Idol winner Scotty McCreery.
  • There will actually be two streams.  The major appearances will be on the main Twitch channel, TwitchRivals will intersperse simulcasting that channel with some Fortnite and Uno tournaments.
Some other things I picked up along the way:
  • Insomniac, the group behind the Beyond Wonderland EDM events, hosted a YouTube stream which got 3.5 million people to watch it.  They're doing two more this weekend, 8-12 PM (I assume Pacific) both Friday and Saturday night on Insomniac's YouTube
  • The next major stars-at-home super-concert has been announced for FOX television Sunday night, and it's a doozy.  Elton John headlines, with Alicia Keys, The Backstreet Boys, Billie Ellish, Mariah Carey, Tim McGraw, and Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong on the docket.  6 PM Pacific Sunday night on your local FOX affiliate, fund-raiser for Feeding America and The First Responders' Children's Foundation.
  • Jimmy Buffett, through at least May 9, will be broadcasting live shows from his archives on both his own website and the Jimmy Buffett Channel on Sirius XM.  A list of the shows he is showcasing is from this newspaper.  Both Wednesdays and Saturdays, 8 PM Pacific time.
  • Today is the 41st anniversary of the game which made March Madness, March Madness.  Bird vs. Magic in the 1979 final, still the highest-rated college basketball game of all time.  To celebrate, Yardbarker put together a list of 25 college basketball tournament games you can watch right now
  • Ongoing Twitter event right now (posting about 5:30 PM PDT):  Verizon is putting on a "Pay It Forward" event, where, ancillary to a concert on Twitter, Verizon is donating $10 to a maximum of $2,500,000 for all #PayItForward tweets.  (As of posting, they've already raised over $200,000.) 
  • And another night of Olbermann reading Thurber:
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Some updates from the world of sports:
  • Indianapolis 500 now moved to August 23rd.
  • Jon Jones is in trouble (again). DUI, use of firearm, and there may be more -- Albuquerque, NM. 
  • At the last minute (the WWE is taping Wrestlemania before the Performance Center is closed by authorities yesterday and today), Roman Reigns, largely seen as winning the main event and the Universal (Smackdown) Championship from Goldberg, has yanked himself from the card because he does not believe he can safely perform going forward with his leukemia history.
And a couple restriction ones:
  • Miami is imposing a 10 PM - 5 AM curfew.
  • One Italian mayor is actually proposing to torch graduation parties with flamethrowers if the situation gets much further out of hand.
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Another "Just Have To":


And another from the Atlanta Humane Society:

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Stuff To Do SuperCut (and endemic to the blog): Wrestling's "Lord Valdemort"...

VICE, in opening up this season's "Dark Side of the Ring", had a two-part special this last week or so on probably the single most tragic thing ever to happen as far as professional wrestling goes -- the double-murder/suicide of the Benoits.

And VICE spared nothing of it.  It called on his son and many of his compatriots to do it.  Sandra Toffolini, Nancy's sister, was also in it - the second time she's talked of the incident.  The first was on Chris Jericho's podcast a year or two earlier.

I've been a pro wrestling fan 40 years.  It actually kinda helps me see the machinations in those sports we see and have presented as "real".

This was too real.

Before I begin:
  • Kudos to Chris Jericho, who before the show even starts tells anyone who wants to give shit and state this glorifies Chris' monstrous actions to leave and not watch or listen.
  • I will say this verifiably, since I know there are actually professional wrestling fans who actually believe otherwise:  Chris Benoit killed his wife, his youngest son, and then himself.  Yes, there are people who believe that a mass coverup involving the wife's previous husband (also in the business) was involved.
I've had it said to me by friends that, though his hands committed the acts, he was as much a victim as the other two.

One of Benoit's finishing or "signature" moves was a top-rope diving headbutt.  Now imagine doing that headbutt off a 12-foot aerial jump from the top of a steel structure.


The doctors in this special report no less than massive CTE.

But you really need to see this to see the extent of just why things happened as they did.

There are three videos, and I'll embed them all if VICE will allow it to stay here.

Day 14 Stuff To Do

Not much on the docket so far today, but...

There is Olbermann:


And probably one of the most ridiculous WWE things I've seen... pretty much forever... Daniel Bryan vs. The Bear...


Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Since I have some time, some interesting Super Bowl stats:

  • The NFC/pre-merger NFL and the AFC/AFL are now tied in Super Bowls:  25 each after the merger, 2 each before it.  27-27
  • The first even (by my definition) competitive Super Bowl (within one score in the fourth quarter) was Super Bowl V, won with a field goal at nine seconds left for the Colts by Jim O'Brien.
  • Cliffhangers:  V (FG 0:05), XXIII (TD SF 0:34), XXXII (TD DEN 1:45), XLII (TD NYG 0:35)
  • Within one score, not Cliffhanger: VII, XLV, XLVII
  • Competitive, neither:  IX, XIV, XVII, XXVIII, XXX, XL, XLI, XLIV, 50, LIII, LIV
  • Last Chance Miss:  X (end zone pass), XIII (onside), XIV (onside), XXV (Norwood wide right), XXXIX (onside, though PHI got another chance and did nothing -- still qualifies under my definition), XLIX (NE's winning TD at 2:02, but SEA decided to throw the ball when they had Marshawn Lynch TV smashed), LII (Hail Mary try at the gun)
  • Cliffhanger AND Last Chance Miss:  XXXIV (TD STL 1:54, One Yard Short on the tie), XLIII (TD PIT to win 0:35, fumble on Hail Mary attempt ARI 0:05)
  • Double Cliffhanger:  XXXVI (TD STL to tie 1:30, Seven Second FG to "win" at the gun NE), XXXVIII (TD CAR to tie 1:08, NE FG to win 0:04), XLVI (TD NYG 0:57, Hail Mary failed in the air at the gun NE), LI (NE 0:58 TD + 2 to tie, NE wins in OT)
  • XXXVIII was quite the NFL production.  Four lead-changing to tying scores in the last seven minutes.
So, in summary:
  • Nine Cliffhangers, with seven Cliffhangers of some kind since Super Bowl XXXII.
  • Only 18 of the 54 Super Bowls have been decided within one score, and there have been non-competitive games in half the Super Bowls.

Day 13 Stuff To Do and Updates

  • Wrestlemania is in trouble, because it appears the WWE may have been hit with the coronavirus.  Two wrestlers on the card have been pulled and are now under quarantine.  Rey Mysterio and Dana Brooke have been yanked from the card.
  • Did I get this right from Kotaku?  Nearly one million people watched an invitational video-game race between a bunch of NASCAR drivers, so NASCAR has teamed with the iRacing e-sports league to make a whole season of pro-driver invitational e-sports races.  Hey, the need to get the content from somewhere!!!
  • In a sign the bullshit surrounding this which I referred to in an earlier blog post may no longer be even tolerated, the Mayor of Los Angeles has actually threatened to cut off power and water to any non-essential store which remains open.
  • ... and the LA County sheriff has shuttered all the gun stores. Report is either erroneous or has been revoked.
  • NOT AGAIN!!!  The people at the Simulated Sports Network completed a season with 2008 rosters and statistics of Tecmo Super Bowl.  The winners of Social Distancing Super Bowl III:  The Patriots again!!!  Patriots defeated the Chargers 24-19 for the AFC title, Cowboys defeated the Packers 14-10 for the NFC Championship.  Patriots defeated the Cowboys 37-28 to win their second consecutive Social Distancing Super Bowl.   The link above will take you to the very beginnings of the 2010 season in the game, on the road to Social Distancing Super Bowl IV.
  • Yeah, I'm bored, get over it!  :)
  • For the record, the real 2008 season:  Pittsburgh beat Baltimore 23-14 for the AFC, Arizona beat Philadelphia 32-25 for the NFC, and that classic corner end-zone catch led Pittsburgh over Arizona 27-23.
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Olbermann:
A gift from Sir Patrick Stewart:

The gift is specific to the "Picard" episodes, it does NOT apply to CBS All Access in general.

More goodness from Tara Strong:


This is not starting out well, and it needs to FUCKING STOP NOW.

I am getting the very real impression, both in real life and around the Internet, that there is a segment of this population who wants some sick mix of Logan's Run (where there is an ENFORCED maximum age) and then playing God on top of it (cheering about having and spreading "Boomer Remover").

Look, I'm the first person to understand that this is probably not going to be a two-week thing.  There are already governmental indications in my home state that they are preparing for TWO MONTHS.

I'm going to tell you something right now, you fucking assholes from the front door to the parks and beaches (where one Bay Area head doctor is now saying you're no less than spitting in our goddamned faces!!) and everywhere in between...

If you are not interested in "social distancing", the day is going to have to come very shortly you get it enforced on your asses at gunpoint, Martial Law style.

I am more than disturbed I even have to admit to giving the Big Orange Oompa-Loompa that power.  But facts are facts:
  • Youth across the nation are nearly-completely disregarding social-distancing demands.
  • This, despite stars from Garth Brooks to Willie Nelson to Keith Olbermann, and I could go on and on and on (and will on this blog!!!) trying their damndest to understand that they want to entertain us in a very difficult time.
  • We probably have three months, four at best -- and that's with Universal Basic Income or whatever you wanna call it to keep the rents going and the utilities flowing.
  • And we need this thing LICKED by that point, at least to the extent that we -- probably with significant social distancing restrictions, yes -- can restart some form of the economy.
Because if we don't, then, by that point (and that's if we make it that far before one of these things happens!!!), we hit one of three All-Stop Conditions:
  • The power grid and/or the Internet go down permanently over a large portion of even a populated state.  Given the fact that the Internet is now being used to keep what people can be employed from home employed, the Internet now becomes as much an All-Stop as the power grid itself.
  • The food supply chain breaks.  It's bad enough with the situation as stands.  Trucks with needed deliveries are being cancelled all over this country.  The need to try to keep stores stocked and cleaned from this virus has now reduced many cities to hours of operation not unlike rural towns.
  • We simply lose order first.  Many in the belief do not believe we even get more than this week, maybe next -- even with money.  The fact is that we are running dangerously short on time before the streets literally go free-fire. 
If any one of those three things happens, the other two quickly follow.

And, at that point, you will completely lose the cities and the national infrastructure.

I have heard even Republicans basically call for a culling of the old -- accepting losses of 15 million.

We let this All-Stop Condition hit, then, by my estimate, between all of the facets of what goes down, I'm thinking TWO HUNDRED MILLION.

Here's the thing:  The only difference conspiracy theory makes on this is whether this culling is either an organized act beginning to end (conspiracy theory -- which WOULD result in a mass culling, not unlike China's low social-credit scores) or highly disorganized through complete loss of societal order (it's real and either we don't do anything to extend the timeframe, someone freaks out, or someone WANTS it to happen and instigates it!).

That happens, they're putting me in the ground.  I've gone from thinking of what I do in a second Trump term to having a very real confrontation with the belief I don't last THIS year.

Knock it the fuck off.  Stay the fuck home.  Or start being treated as a threat to life and social order where you live.

Now.

Monday, March 23, 2020

The Tokyo Olympics are, at minimum, postponed a year

Dick Pound announced today that the IOC has decided on postponing the Tokyo Olympics -- the question being...  until when?

EDIT TO ADD 10:10 AM 3/24:  Officially postponed a year.

Sunday, March 22, 2020

Day 12 Stuff to Do, starting it a shade early...

  • ESPN filling the programming as follows:
ESPN:  Wilder-Fury doubleheader.  Just the first fight between the two at 7 Eastern, 4 Pacific, the entire second card an hour later.

ESPN2:  National Puppy Day all night, between Kennel Club shows and a couple other things.

ESPN2 Tuesday:  Peyton Manning Marathon

ESPN, starting Tuesday:  OJ:  Made in America 30 For 30.

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Some updates:
  • AEW has now cancelled all live events into May.
  • New Japan Pro Wrestling's cancellations now extend at least through April 11, including scrapping their annual Sakura Genesis show. 
  • Following the lead of the Cricket Wireless deal, the WWE itself has now made free-access every Big Four Pay Per View and much of their own Network catalog. 
  • Olbermann Night Four:
  • PROTIP:  Watch your own social media too!  Events which might not be kept online very long or never archived at all are happening.  Garth Brooks did an hour on Facebook Live of requests -- got so many people on, people got thrown off, but, after about 8-9 PM tonight Pacific, it's gone.  So watch for events like that coming across your own social media.

And that should do it for Tokyo 2020, and Day 11 Stuff to do...

Well, if there was any real thought that there were going to be Olympics this summer, the Canadian Olympic Committee just ended that.

Canada has said that if the IOC and Tokyo Organizing Committee officials attempt to hold the Tokyo Games on schedule, they cannot and will not compete there.

Canada will boycott an on-schedule Tokyo Olympic Games.

Game.

Set.

Match.

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If this gives you any idea of how bad things are about to get for things like ESPN:

Been watching some ESPN, including the abridged version of Wrestlemania 30 tonight.

They're showing some ads, now, that are akin to what I see on deep-digital BUZZR, mentioned in a previous Stuff To Do post.

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On a lighter note:
  • Keith Olbermann's third night of Thurber readings is up:

  • A consortium of voice actors and actresses are going to start a reading program to entertain children and adults.

  • A third Social Distancing Tecmo Super Bowl season has been started -- now on the home channel for those who ported it over to RetroGamingLiveTV, the Simulated Sports Network
  • And this falls under the realm of "I just gotta..."
  • Someone posted this to one of the message boards I read.  Slate.com has a list of the different streaming services (other than ones I've listed away) giving away some content for free.  Many of these are extended free trials of their regular service, so if you don't recall to cancel within the time, you will be charged.  Here's that list.
More coming.

Olympic realities appear to be setting in...

Lots of PUBLIC talk that they still want the Tokyo Olympics to go on.

But now, for the first time, Channel News Asia in Singapore reports that at least two draft plans to postpone the 2020 Games due to the coronavirus ARE, in fact, being considered.

Some plans are saying 30-45 days.

Some are saying one to two years.

But sponsors are nervous and now US Track and Field has joined the swimming team in calling for a delay.  Stay tuned.

EDIT TO ADD 3:30 PM PDT 3/22:  We'll probably know in the next four weeks -- meaning that either the Olympics will be postponed or cancelled, or there's almost no chance countries like the United States and Italy will take part.

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Day 10 Stuff To Do, Etc.

Because I can:

Divisional Round (this is 2019 rosters with approximated 2019 stats, but the Tecmo Super Bowl AI engine):
  1. New England 17 - Cleveland 14  (after NE won a wild-card game)
  2. Denver 24 - Tennessee 13 (Denver was AFC #1 at like 10-5-1.  This simulation was a complete clusterfuck in the AFC.)
  3. Minnesota 24 - New York Giants 21
  4. LA Rams 33 - Atlanta 3
Championship Round:
  1. New England 21 - Denver 10 (Three touchdowns by Jarrett Stidham (Brady was hurt in the previous game) and a stiff defense already have Social Distancing Super Fraud charging Spygate on the process.)
  2. LA Rams 27 - Minnesota 7  (Gurley injured early 4th quarter, Aaron Donald too dominant on D, and Goff injured the next series!)
Social Distancing Super Bowl II
  • New England wins Social Distancing Super Bowl II by beating the depleted Rams in an effective non-contest 21-0.
  • MLB Network showed the "Bucky Fucking Dent" Game today.


  • ESPN2 becomes The Ocho again tomorrow -- they may be doing it quite a few times, but they are at least doing it starting at Midnight Eastern (9 PM Pacific -- about 15 minutes after posting) tonight, for 24 hours.  Here's the schedule.
  • It includes, apparently by popular demand, a YouTube channel I've seen occasionally -- Jelle's Marble Races.  And he does an outstanding job of staging them as mass events.
  • One Aussie Rules game on FS1 at about midnight Pacific tonight.  NEVER MIND.  Australia just called it off, during Sunday's games.
  • Night Two of Olbermann's Thurber readings...
  • Jambase is a compilation of live events in the music industry.  With all of that pretty much moribund, it has also now added a livestream calendar - now you may not have heard of many/any of these people, but if you're bored or you luck into finding someone you like... 
  • Wrestling fans have been given another Twitch channel -- the company putting on the WrestleCon wrestling shows, the Highspots Wrestling Network, now has a Twitch channel to complement it's streaming service.
May be more later.

Again, for the record, I am not saying this is, by any stretch, a comprehensive list.  (A bunch of DJ's, a couple famous, are streaming sets on Twitch, for example.)  But I'm figuring anything I can do to put stuff together for people as cooped up as we have to be now to have stuff to do is fine in my book.

Friday, March 20, 2020

Updates, Day Nine

Stuff to do, etc., will be later tonight.  Need a nap.  :)
  • ESPN is breaking into the Ocho for this Sunday...
  • ... and into three of the last six Wrestlemanias each of the next three Sundays.
  • Speaking of:  It appears as if WWE is taping Wrestlemania RIGHT NOW.  With states now going full lockdown, including my home state, the fact is they have to get as much content in as they can before they get locked out.  Illinois and Connecticut added to the number this afternoon.
  • Japan is back to the very first of fan-attended wrestling -- this would put their timeframe at about six weeks.
  • Speaking of wrestling, a little bit of humor from YOUR Olympic hero:

  • AEW is postponing their two ring WarGames match "Blood and Guts" until a more appropo time.  That does NOT mean, however, they do intend to do shows this Wednesday and going forward.
  • USA Swimming has now joined the call for a one-year delay in the Tokyo Olympics, all the same. 
  • For those inclined:  Fox Sports 1 is doing the first week of Aussie Rules -- three matches, two tonight and one tomorrow night. 
  • First night of Olbermann's Thurber readings is tonight at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific, on Olbermann's Twitter:

  • And, here it is:
  • I have said I would never give Vince McMahon money.  That does NOT, however, mean I won't take advantage when free months come by of the WWE Network.  One of WWE's largest sponsors is Cricket Wireless, and Cricket, by sign-up, is giving an automatic THREE MONTH free WWE Network subscription (if you stay after that, the normal $9.99 applies) to ANY non-subscribed account, even if deactivated.  Here's the link.

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Stuff to Do Part 4 and Updates on, effectively, Day Eight.

Will add to this as day goes on:
  • Keith Olbermann is adding to the "celebs on social media" thing with something he used to do at CNBC:
  • For those who want to laugh at rampant Jordan-jocking, even in today's day and age, I present ESPN's Greatest College Basketball Player Of All Time Tournament.
In the need of creating programming, ESPN has concocted a 64-person public-voting tournament (men and women) to crown the greatest college basketball player of all time.  The bracket is being released on an extended SportsCenter as I type (about 4:55 PM PDT).

When I see Magic Johnson as a 3 seed in a "region" in which Patrick Ewing is the 2...  Makes me wonder who the other three #1s are, because we damn well good and well know who one of them is...

EDIT TO ADD 5:40 PM PDT:  Alcindor/Kareem, Bill Walton, and Brianna Stewart.

And Laettner?  You mean to tell me they actually made an ESPN poll tournament and didn't put their Tin God Fucking Foolish and Wretched One-Dimensional Ballhog as a 1 seed?  Will wonders never cease!

2 seed in the Midwest.  One vote for Nancy Lieberman, coming up!
  • More on the "celebs on social media" vein.  An all-star video concert is streaming as I type and wrapping up in the next couple of hours.  It includes Paul Simon, Willie Nelson, Edie Brickell, and Jewel.  It is a fundraiser for various charities of the group, and others involved.  Since you probably won't read this until the event is over, I will put up it's Twitch channel and let you see if they put the video up on that channel afterward.

More to come...

We'll see how long it goes, but Aussie Rules will try it!

Some slight modifications to the format, but the Australian Broadcasting Company reports that the AFL will try the Australian Rules Football season will begin Thursday night as scheduled.
  • Any meaningful positive test probably shitcans the project - the situation is literally day to day.
  • The game will be shortened from four 20-minute quarters to four 16-minute quarters.
  • And each team will play each other once -- 17 rounds.
  • Empty stadiums until gathering bans are lifted.
I've been at least a distant fan of Aussie Rules since I used to watch them on ESPN many many many moons ago (try my first college!).

The Fox Sports channels have the rights.

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Stuff to do, Part 3A and updates...

  • Wrestlemania, to try to recoup SOMETHING out of this, will be two nights, and it appears will emanate from several closed sets, including the Performance Center.
  • The WWE, by one estimate, will lose about $22,000,000 from having the shows cancelled.
  • AEW is evaluating week by week.  They held an empty-arena show this week for Dynamite and will attempt their "WarGames" Blood and Guts show next week unless circumstances prevent it.  But several during-the-show spots made it clear that Blood and Guts (and several other matches) will take place only at the next Dynamite, whenever it might be.
  • The Dow lost the 20,000 plateau today. For the fourth time in eight sessions, the first circuit-breaker had to be invoked.  At 2:30 PM Eastern, the Dow stood at 18,926.19, which would've been a loss of another 973 points below where it closed.  At 3:36, 19,144.61, and it made back 754 points in the last 24 minutes to prevent another -2,000 day and ONLY be down -1,338.46 (-6.3%) at 19,898.92.
  • At it's low point, the Dow was down 2,311.19 or 10.88%.  The second circuit-breaker invokes at -13%.
  • Futures are, again, almost, if not Lock Limit Down.
  • Based on today's close of the Stock Market (though the market uses the S&P as the circuit-breaker):  Circuit Breaker 1 now needs a loss of 1392.92 -- Circuit Breaker 2 needs 2586.86 -- and full closure of the market for the day needs a loss of almost 4,000 points.
  • But is that THAT infeasible?  Lincoln's Birthday, February 12th:  29,551.42.  In five weeks, the market has lost 9,653 points.  The stock market has lost about a third of it's former value in ONE MONTH.
  • 19,827.25 is a key number.  Why?  Because, for someone so esconced in the stock market as Donald J Trump, losing that figure means that, even after gaining nearly 10,000 points and nearly making Dow 30,000 a reality just LAST MONTH, he will have lost all of the Dow 30 gains over his Presidency.  (Meaning the Dow is now up just 72 points in his Presidency.)
  • Adam Silver is evaluating as things go along -- he told ESPN today he is not opposed, if safely possible, of charity "diversion" games just to raise some money for causes and give people SOMETHING to look forward to in all of this.  This, while he's taking criticism for NBA players getting some of the rare tests for the coronavirus.
  • At least two major airports have had their towers shut down due to a positive coronavirus test among the air traffic controllers.  Las Vegas is the latest.
Couple of current "diversions" I can add to the list:
  • I mentioned, a couple of days ago, Tara Strong livestreaming a workout with a celebrity trainer.  She wanted to do another one today but had to cancel, circumstances beyond her control.  That said, the prolific voice-actress did, as promised, post the first workout to YouTube, and here it is:

  • Earlier, I mentioned my love for game shows.  A documentarian did a movie on one of the most controversial moments in the history of The Price is Right, when, on September 22, 2008, Terry Kneiss became the first person to go the show, win his way to the Showcase, and perfectly bid on said Showcase.  Drew's flaccid reaction created a firestorm, and his attitudes toward the people who may have (at that point, legally!) aided Kneiss in said bid only added to the controversy.
  • After a significant discussion of legality, Kneiss' appearance was finally aired on the show December 16 of that year.  The movie, including several invectives from Drew Carey toward long-time fans of the show, was entitled Perfect Bid:  The Contestant Who Knew Too Much.  It has interviews with Kreiss, long-time fan who helped him Ted Slauson (now permanently banned from any further tapings for this incident!), Carey (see the aforementioned invectives), Bob Barker and Roger Dobkowitz (who both slam the entire handling of the incident!), and others.  Free with ads on YouTube, and with a hat-tip to my anonymous friend for finding it, here it is:

  • Now I've attended a number of tapings of the show.  (End of Barker Era, first year of Drew)  First off, if there was that degree of suspicion of a Federal criminal offense -- which cheating on a game show IS -- the only recourse, under the same law, is the complete and immediate cessation of taping.  
  • Second, when that light went on (after a 45 minute discussion and the decision of the show's producers and the network's Standards and Practices Department), Drew Carey failed completely in his duty (and on a termination level, I might add!) in not treating the moment as a legitimate feat.
  • Third, how in the Hell do you treat your long-time fans like THAT?  And WHY????
More...
  • Former Seinfeld, Friends, and Everybody Loves Raymond star Fred Stoller is joining the online content boom:

Anyway, more diversions to come.

Stuff to Do, Part 3: They've finished one season and started another...

The Social Distancing Tecmo Super Bowl for 1991 season completed today on Twitch.  (The playoffs begin about 12-14 hours into this video.)

The 49ers beat the Giants (who won the real-life Super Bowl that year) when a last pass to the end zone for the Giants failed as the clock ran out for the NFC Championship.

The Raiders beat the Chiefs (and anyone who knows Tecmo Super Bowl knows why -- Bo "God" Jackson and his godly stats).  By contrast, that game was 27-7 and Jackson rushed for 141 yards. 

But 122 yards rushing by Jackson could not save the Raiders against the 49ers, who rolled to the 1991 Social Distancing Super Bowl Championship with a 31-14 rout as not only did Joe Montana throw for over 200 yards in the win, but the defense gave up 0 passing yards to the Raiders.

Now, the same channel and streamer (at least until a scheduled event on Friday) are doing Tecmo Super Bowl with current rosters (not sure if the stats are current).

That stream is here.




Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Stuff To Do, Post 2: A couple of my interests...

More material just to pass the time:
  • If you are an old game-show fan, Fremantle Media has a free channel, called BUZZR, deep in the digital networks of many major cities of a number of the game shows it owns.  Match Game, Family Feud (Dawson era, some Combs, a little bit of the later stuff, no Harvey -- that's on GSN!), Tattletales, Press Your Luck, etc.  They also stream their channel online on their own website.  And here is their schedule for the next seven days.
  • One of the many companies which has a Twitch channel is the NBA.  Now, there is nothing on there now, and I just threw a Tweet at the NBA to see if they have any plans going forward to do marathons of classic games or whatever.  If they do, here's their Twitch channel.
  • I'm not going to make you pay the $4.99/month if you don't want to (especially with no worldwide sports to speak of for the foreseeable some of the non-foreseeable!), but if you already have ESPN+, they have everything from official Masters videos of the last 60 years to UFC highlights to highlight reels of classic NFL games to their entire 30 For 30 series, etc. and so forth and so on.
  • Basically that can also apply for the $9.99/month for the WWE Network or the 999 yen/month (billable on the 1st, no matter when you start, unlike ESPN+ or the WWE Network) of NJPW World for all of their respective classic content.
  • The Social Distancing Tecmo Super Bowl Simulation is now in Week 16 -- will probably head to playoffs some point in the morning, and Super Bowl Social Distancing will be some point later in said morning.  
  • BTW, they're using 1991 as their year of reference.  That was Giants over Bills in the second Boy I Love Losing Superbowls Era.  Houston, Kansas City, the Giants, San Francisco, and Chicago have all won their divisions in this CPU v CPU simulation.
  • Also deep in the digital networks (free channels, substations of the main channels you know of, accessible on your HDTV):  Antenna, MeTV, Heroes and Icons, and a number of other old-school program channels.  For example, six nights a week on Heroes and Icons is Star Trek night.  One episode of original series, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and I'm not sure about Enterprise.  If you are so inclined, scan your HDTV antenna through the TV and get a look at what you might have!
I'll keep looking for more.

And the new realities explode outward....

  • California Governor Gavin Newsom has all but announced the 2019-20 school year K-12 is over.  Current reopening date would be April 30, but...
  • Then, especially with colleges shut down for the foreseeable, what do you do with this school year -- does it count?
  • Already noted the four positives on the Brooklyn Nets, including Kevin Durant.
  • The NBA has now doubled it's emergency credit line to $1.2 billion.  That all but tells you the coronavirus IS an existential threat to the going concern of the league going forward.
  • Tom Brady to the Bucs...
  • Teddy Bridgewater to the Panthers...
  • Philip Rivers to the Colts...
  • And Cam Newton and Rapeis Winston to...  where?  (And all of this assumes the NFL resumes play anytime soon.
  • PGA Tour now extending it's hiatus past the PGA Championship.
  • Euro 2020 IS now Euro 2021.
  • The French Open in tennis is now headed for September and October.
  • The Kentucky Derby is now on Labor Day Weekend.

If San Francisco doesn't want to take the shelter in place seriously, ROLL THE FUCKING TANKS!

What, they think this is only going to be what forces SF to deal with the homeless finally and once and for all?

It's a FUCKING SHELTER IN PLACE -- not time to go to the park and rollerblade like CNN caught some of you motherfuckers doing today!!

And if you need a sports angle to show the seriousness:  Try FOUR Brooklyn Nets, including Kevin Durant, positive for the coronavirus!!!

My anonymous friend said it best:  Money is no meat-shield from this thing.

#StayTheFuckHome

EDIT TO ADD 11:22 PM PDT 3/17/20:  Governor Newsom has just put the California National Guard on alert.

So, What Do We Do To Pass The Time?

Part 1 of probably a recurring series, as I see relevance, of things people are doing to try to either pass the time themselves, or help others pass the time.
  • If you are a video game fan (and some other fandoms as well, in more limited forms), Twitch is a haven in which you can find a number of things which you can watch to fill the time.
  • For example, the European Speedrunners Association is rerunning the streams of several of their top events, and has been for the last week-week and a half, as Italy and now France lock down.
  • An interesting project I think we will be seeing more of as this drags on a bit:  I don't know who is actually running it (it sounds like it's a streamer called the Simulated Sports Network), but Retro Gaming Live has, for about the last 36 hours, run what is called the Social Distancing Tecmo Super Bowl simulation, where the entire 1991 NFL season is being simulated in Tecmo Super Bowl CPU vs. CPU matches.  (As of the writing of this post, about 2 AM PDT on St. Patrick's Day, the games are now in about Week 10.  They do not have a place you can see the running standings, so you have to be lucky to possibly catch them between games where the person currently running the stream actually checks it.)
  • Several professional wrestling outlets are helping to pass the time:  Impact Wrestling has it's normal Twitch channel.
  • At least two independent wrestling formats are giving a month of their on-demand programming away, partially to pass the time, partially as a means to try to get more subscribers, as this is going to be absolutely devastating and maybe fatal to the independent pro-wrestling scene around the world.  WWN Live, who had to cancel a good ten cards for Tampa when Wrestlemania finally got shelved, is giving a month of their programming away.  (Tweet from Gabe Sapolsky)
  • Side note:  If you watch the WrestleCon SuperShow from five years ago, you might see me somewhere in the sixth row.  Maybe.
  • A Mexican independent promotion, Triple W, is offering similar.  (And here's their Tweet)
  • An intrepid professional wrestling fan scoured YouTube, and created a playlist of over 300 legal and free matches (many are from WWE, given by WWE) to watch.
  • Ken Burns had this to say, and offers this for baseball fans who need something to pass the time...

  • And Major League Baseball's website, in highlighting it's extensive YouTube catalogs of full games on two channels, had several baseball experts pick out one game from each team to represent their presence on these channels. Here is that list.
  • If you have a favorite celebrity and follow their social media (though this will obviously not true in all cases), that celebrity may be taking the down time and creating more content.  For one example, prolific video-game and animation voice-actress Tara Strong is combining a professional workout with some exhibition of her many voices across animation and video games, as well as an Ask Me Anything event.  (Here's her Tweet on that event, being held this morning.)
  • She will be making that eventually available on YouTube.  (EDIT TO ADD:  See later post.  It's on YouTube, and I embedded it in a later post.)
  • Obviously, if you are inclined in the podcast world, there is obviously continued content in any subject in your interest -- and all you need to do is go to iTunes or wherever you pick up your favorite podcasters or podcast subjects.
I could go on, and probably will when I find interesting stuff.  (I know WWE's Xavier Woods has done at least a couple streams in the last few days -- one last night stating "I need this right now.".  Woods has been out of action with an injury the last few months.)

Again, whatever you find interest in, in this list or otherwise -- stay safe, and, if feasible, Stay The Fuck Home.

Some personal thoughts...

My old home in the Bay Area...  Now under a full shelter-in-place for three weeks to try to shitcan this.

Now you can go out to get food and do stuff which needs to be done.

But the days of just going out to get some fresh air, etc., are over.

Because the air is no longer fresh.

Look, as people may well know, I am a conspiracy theorist, at least with respect to sports.  And I accept everything that terminology has, including many people's scorn.

My view on the coronavirus is simple: This is no accident.  Someone wanted to do something big, and, whether by accident or design, it got out in China some point late last year or early this one.

The fact is:  I believe most of us now have it, or have had it.  Many, if not most, positive cases are completely asymptomatic.  But the fact is...

I'm 51.  I have at least one co-morbidity, unchecked high blood pressure, and I was going, once this month got rolling, to see a primary care physician to get medications to keep it in check.  There's a good chance, with my soda urges, I am also diabetic.  I also weigh nearly 300 pounds.

I have had to confront the not 100% chance, but the very real reality that, if I get this, there is a decent chance I will be killed by it.  (probably about what I'd call a d10 chance -- 1 in 10)

This is why a lot of people are wanting to do all these things that have basically ground the world as you've known it to an essential near-complete halt.

I've heard things in the last week or so I never thought I'd hear:
  • A completely incompetent administration, seeming to join a number of the younger set in wanting to see many of us killed.
  • For some, it's so bad that the phrase "Boomer Remover" has become a meme, mocking the propensity (which is often being disproven) that this primarily impacts older people.
  • The stock market has dropped about a third of it's value in the month in which it has become apparent that the virus is now on this side of the Pacific.
  • The cancellation of every American sport from high school to professional -- and those few pseudo-sports who are trying to go on (I'm looking at you, AEW and WWE) are doing so without fans in very controlled environments -- probably holding their breath one of theirs does not get positive for this illness.
  • Shutdowns of regions and entire countries.
  • The very real scepter of a (sadly, badly needed) near-complete shutdown of the United States, which, with the arrogance of many younger people, will probably require at least a brief period of martial law.
I could go on.

I probably will have a very long time to do so, unless I'm struck down by this soon.

I believe that the NHL and NBA will be forced to cancel everything through at least this season and playoffs -- and it's not impossible to believe next season will also be negatively affected (and all of this is with held breath of a mutation of this virus to another form (much like yearly flu-shot guesses) which would start this process anew, possibly PERMANENTLY killing much of the world sports scene.

I believe, right now, Major League Baseball will not have a 2020 season at all.  Right now, they are probably looking Memorial Day at the earliest for a start.

NFL?  I think their best hope is an October preseason and a 10-game schedule in November, December, and January -- home and home in the division, and the in-conference divisional opponents.

I've even heard ESPN Sportscenter anchors talk in terms of "as long as we can remain on the air".  Look, I know ESPN has had a number of financial issues due to over-extension and being the Worldwide Leader in Snorts, etc.  But this is something else:  They are now reduced to the best of college basketball, fulfilling their UFC contract with content, and SportsCenters which will rapidly run out of content as it becomes obvious that the sports world isn't coming back any damn time soon.

We have reached End of the World As We Know It.  The old ways are gone.  It can be hoped that we can retain and regain as many of them as humanly possible, but the facts are that there's no way to even discern that we will EVER be able to congregate in great numbers to do anything -- pray, cheer, learn, whatever.

I have to confront, as I said above, the very real possibility I won't make it to that point, even if such a point exists (be it three months from now or two years, if ever...). 

If I go, I want the people I love to know that I love them.  (Yes, that includes Debbie.)

If I stay, I want to try to do what is needed to be done to do so.  We have some real idiots running around out there who are not only acting as their own little versions of God, but we have some idiots who are using Weinstein-ian principles to blow up the good and hard work many people are doing on the Internet.  And, just like in sports, their organizations, including some of the most respected in the world (I'm looking at you, American Cancer Society!), seem fine with it.  The Hell with you.

As for the blog, this is largely it's off-season in any realistic event.  It will, as it has been, try to monitor the present situation.  I will probably try, at periodic points, to highlight various things people are doing to help us pass the time.

As of about two hours before this blog post goes to press, the six main Bay Area counties went under shelter-in-place for the next three weeks.  Where I live probably is not far behind.  I have been spending days scouring the empty shelves for anything I might find to help things along so that being sheltered in place will be as painless, hopefully, as humanly possible.

Be strong and safe.  That's all I can say for the moment.  We have gone over the side of the abyss and now have to hope that, when the fall ends, the landing will allow as many of us to go forward as feasibly possible.

Good luck.  And, unless needed, Stay The Fuck Home.

Monday, March 16, 2020

And there it is... WrestleMania will be fanless from the WWE Performance Center at Full Sail University.

Yeowch.  Official statement came about an hour before Raw, about five minutes ago.

New current realities, as of 2:30 PM PDT 3/16...

MLB:  Now admitting earliest possible Opening Day appears May 15th or so.
NBA:  Now preparing for a shutdown into June, and if the losses are put on the next salary cap, you could have a lot of trouble playing the 2020-2021 season at all either!
NFL:  Started the league year and free agency, but the Draft will be altered and non-public.
Soccer leagues:  Mexico finally shut it down on Sunday.  Germany now has real questions as to whether even it's top Bundesliga can survive.  The Euro 2020 tournament will be, at minimum, postponed a year at a meeting tomorrow.
UFC:  Cancelled through April 11's next attempted PPV.
NHL:  No further word at this time.
Pro Wrestling:  Still no word on Wrestlemania itself, but the only events subsidiary which have not cancelled probably are waiting for the same force majuere situation it appears the WWE is. (Meaning the state is probably going to have to call it off first, for insurance purposes.)

Impact has cancelled the rest of March.  Billy Corgan's NWA has cancelled into June.  WWE will be, at least time being, at the Performance Center for all shows, AEW is taping all shows at a closed location until further notice, and is rescheduling currently-selling shows into August-October.

But BIG NEWS out of my former home in the Bay Area:

The six counties of the Bay Area ARE executing shelter in place orders as of midnight tonight.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

It's beginning to look like the NBA could lose TWO SEASONS!!!

ESPN reports the situation in the NBA has, as with a lot of the rest of the nation, badly deteriorated in the last four days.

The report today, probably on the backs that the CDC is now recommending complete banishment of all social gatherings of 50 people or more for eight weeks, now states the NBA is bracing for a mid-June restart.

And then all of the losses, whether or not they play the season, go on next year's salary cap???

They're going to lose two seasons over this, then!!!

You guys better start thinking JUNE AT MINIMUM...

Keith Olbermann has been trying to get people smacked upside the head on all of this.

He retweeted something from the LA Times' Arash Markazi with the latest CDC suggestions:
In short:
  • School years are probably over, K-college.
  • The NHL and NBA will be thrown out.
  • You're probably thinking Memorial Day at the barest of barest of minimums to launch an abbreviated Spring Training
  • And with all the needed logistical issues, late June at the earliest?
  • And, especially with the US people not getting on this:  I could easily see this an ENTIRE CALENDAR YEAR without ANY American sports, school to professional.
I think we are headed down a path only reserved for the darkest of conspiracy theorists.

Illinois and Ohio shut all their bars and "for here" restaurants.  (Take-out still stands -- FOR NOW.)

California's Governor Newsom has, by varied reports, also done so.

NFL CBA Approved: This will be important, if and only when it's relevant to talk about it.

I'm sure (and I hope!) that, when the time comes, people will mark out what this CBA has.

It appears to talk of that the seasons will be 17 games under the new CBA (starting 2021).

And now a 14-team playoff, meaning only the #1 seed gets a bye.  (starting 2020)

Other than that, I don't think we're really in a position to care, as ESPN's regular network now has to crack the 30 For 30 archives and ESPNNEWS is left to broadcast the American Cornhole Championships and other Ocho materials...

Friday, March 13, 2020

Friday the 13th: It's basically all gone...

  • NASCAR scrapped their events today.  Meaning none of the major or even mid-major sports leagues will have competition for the foreseeable.
  • The English Premier League is off for at least three weeks.
  • All European soccer championships are on hold.
  • Formula 1 has now scrapped the first three races of it's season.
  • The Masters has been postponed, date unknown.
  • About the only thing going on is an empty-arena UFC Fight Night event.

Thursday, March 12, 2020

I'll try to keep it to the major updates, but the shit is hitting the fan full-scale.

  • All schools in the state of Maryland are closing down for two weeks.
  • And the National Guard has been activated in the state, marking at least the second National Guard declaration over the coronavirus.
  • Ohio:  Three weeks.  
  • San Francisco:  Three weeks. 
  • Atlanta:  Two weeks, some may become truly indefinite.
  • Puget Sound region of Washington:  SIX WEEKS. 
  • Ohio State University is closing down all in-person instruction for the rest of the school year and ordering students to go home.
  • A task force of major players in the music touring industry have shuttered the entire touring music industry at least through the end of March. 
  • No word on Wrestlemania YET, but tomorrow night's Smackdown weekly show has been moved to the WWE's private Performance Center. 
  • Spain's major soccer league, La Liga, is out two weeks.  Real Madrid is now under quarantine.
  • UEFA is holding a conference call next Tuesday, probably expected to cancel this year's Champions' and Europa Leagues and consider postponing Euro 2020. 
  • Now reports from France are saying Euro 2020 is off; it'll be Euro 2021.
  • And this will probably aid in sealing that deal as at least postponed:  Arsenal's head coach has tested positive for the virus and the team has been quarantined. 
  • As a result, this weekend's Arsenal match is postponed and an emergency meeting to shut down the English Premier League is scheduled for tomorrow.

Current timetables for the major sports leagues in the USA:

  • NFL:  Will not delay "league year" operations, but the annual league meeting for about three weeks from now is off.
  • MLB:  Spring Training terminated today, Opening Day is pushed back at least two weeks.
  • NBA:  At least 30 days.  The owners have just announced they want that timeframe to re-evaluate.  There is discussion of arena availability in July or even AUGUST (which would basically kill the Olympic situation -- though there's no way I can see the Olympics going on, especially with some of these timetables here in the States.
  • NCAA:  All sports championships cancelled for the rest of what would be the 2019-20 school year (At least June).
  • NHL:  No known timetable.  They pulled the plug today with about three and a half weeks to go before the playoffs.
  • International Tennis:  Off for at least six weeks.
  • MLS:  At least 30 days.
  • NASCAR:  Will attempt to continue to race without fans.  Cancelled what they wanted to attempt on Friday.
  • PGA:  Will attempt to go on with the schedule without fans.  Cancelled this weekend and the next three after an attempt at a first round today.
  • XFL:  Season cancelled.  Players will be paid.
  • US Soccer: All international friendlies are off at least through April 14.  The CONCACAF Champions' League has shut down.
Will be updated, may be pushed, as conditions warrant.