Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Day 537

  • Nick Kyrgios went off again at the chair umpire -- this dispute over towels at the side chairs during a straight-set loss in the first round of the US Open.
  • Naomi Osaka had a straight-set win, however.

  • Andy Murray has a dispute with Stefanos Tsitsipas, whom Murray believed gained an unfair advantage with a LONG bathroom break in Tsitsipas' 5-set win.  Tsitsipas had medical work on his ankle after losing the third set.  And two points into the fourth, took nearly eight minutes in the bathroom, and Murray felt he had the match won on that pace.
  • There is now thought that the marquee game of Week 1 Sunday:  Packers vs. Saints, could be moved because of the devastation of Hurricane Ida.
  • ... the remnants of which have now cost the Saints a second site -- as they have to flee Dallas because what's left of Ida may be headed THAT direction.  There is no pre-season game this week, however...
  • And now word that New Orleans is probably going to be out of their home city for at least the first QUARTER of the NFL season.  Could be Week 5 or 6...
  • The NFL and NFLPA agreed to more stringent and more numerous COVID testing.  Good call with the Delta Variant out there.   
  • And, to pretty much no one's material surprise, a study of more than 100,000 baseball-fan Tweets has concluded the most-hated team in the majors is...  the Los Angeles Dodgers.
  • Trent Dilfer is in trouble.  A sideline incident with a player he's coaching, where the player mouthed off to him and Dilfer roughed him up a bit...  Dilfer has apologized, but that's not good enough.  You have one recourse when a player mouths off -- suspension/expulsion from the team.  Yeah, the kid needs to shut his mouth, but hands off...   
  • Disturbing news about ex-MLB player Juan Encarcion -- arrested this weekend, sexual assault of HIS OWN DAUGHTER...  Greeeat...  Another one of these...   
  • If you want to see how much big money has gotten into the club soccer game:  The total amount of player transfer fees since 2012 in world soccer, according to FIFA:  $46,500,000,000.
  • BIG NEWS out of New England:  Cam Newton is OUT.  Cut today.  Mac Jones will be the quarterback.  We'll see how long that lasts...  I have a suspicion there's a blockbuster incoming...   
  • And even WORSE news about this "Bishop Sycamore" farce, if you can believe it could get worse:  They apparently also played a game on FRIDAY, 48 hours before the game with IMG Academy!!!  There's a criminal act in here somewhere.  Someone's going to jail for this, if it gets out...   
  • Mike Richards has been FIRED as Executive Producer of Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy! this morning.  Too much of a distraction, etc.  Former Millionaire EP Michael Davies takes the helm on an interim basis.  BYE, FUCKER!!!!   
  • Xander Bogaerts exited tonight's game after finding out he was COVID-positive.
  • Vaccination status IS a part of the cuts on Urban Meyer's Jacksonville Jaguars.  The NFLPA may not be cool with that, and is investigating.
  • At least two on-camera analysts for MLB Network have been soft-suspended from on-air duty for refusing the vaccine.
  • Congratulations to Holger Rune of Denmark for doing what many can't -- he got a set off of Novak Djokovic in the first round of the US Open -- won the second set in a tiebreaker.  Too bad he lost the other three 1, 2, and 1...
  • "Bishop Sycamore" has fired the head coach and maintains it's a legit high school football program.  And I'm having a birthday date with a leggy singer in Vegas tonight.  Tell me another good one, you fraudsters!!!    
  • For the record, before any humorless twit gets alarmed, I'm at least 300 miles away from said city.  That's how I feel about the legitimacy of "Bishop Sycamore".

Monday, August 30, 2021

The COVIDLympics, Day P6-7: Some Catching Up

  • The Olympic community lost former IOC President Jacques Rogge last week.
  • The International Paralympic Committee president, Andrew Parsons, has credited Rogge with bringing the Olympic and Paralympic movements more together.
  • A number of classes of schoolchildren have been seen in the audience for the Paralympics in Tokyo.  This practice may be stopped, however:  At least two of their teachers have now tested positive for the coronavirus... Dammit....   
  • At least the good news is that the news today is all on the field/court/etc., and that the 4400 athletes can show their skills to the world.
  • To that end, as of about 10:15 PM PDT Monday night (2:15 PM Japan Time on Day 7, Tuesday afternoon), China is, as completely expected, dominating the Paralympic medal count:  57 gold, 124 total.  Great Britain is second, 27 and 70.  The Russians are third:  22 and 67.  USA is fourth in gold and fifth in total:  20 and 53.  Ukraine is fourth in total with 55, but only 12 gold.  Australia is fifth on the table, 13 gold and more silvers than Brazil.

Yeah, I've had more than enough of this...

We're teetering over the edge, people -- if you haven't been paying attention (either by choice, design, or otherwise), and it's clear that at least one side of the political spectrum wants this all over.

And I do mean All-Stop Condition...

I said, when this all started nearly EIGHTEEN MONTHS AGO, that one of the conditions which will finish this country is a supply-chain stop.

That appears to be in the process of being satisfied.  Even Vice-President Harris has now said that people should probably take care of the Christmas shopping while they can -- not as a function of lockdowns, but, come November and December, are we going to have what some people want for the holiday?

And then something which really got to me today:  THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI has said that he, nor his citizens, believe in any fear of getting AND DYING FROM COVID because of their Christian belief in eternal life.

Looks to me as if someone is about ready to go, then.  And I don't mean that as a threat.  I mean that as an observation -- that if they are willing to let a virus with a multiple-percent death rate run rampant in enough variations and mutations (a new one is being rumored in South Africa as I type, by the way!) -- then it is clear they want to go and they want us to stand judgement at God's Hand as well!

NOW!  And they're too cowardly to send us there in one fell shot.

They're basically saying "It's over!", and they're taking steps consistent with ensuring that statement is correct!

Look, I fancy myself a Christian myself, who believes in eternal life.  With my life experiences, the lack of a God would mean mass murder at my hand.  HE stops it, not me.  HE has placed things within my life (yes, I will include Debbie Gibson (Happy 51st birthday tomorrow -- just to piss off the world in saying it!!!) in that discussion, thank you Republicans very little!) to aid in that endeavor!

I am also a conspiracy theorist, as should be WELL-EVIDENCED in this blog.

But there's a problem, and it's one I've had with the entire "fake virus" thing for the entire 18 months or so since it came over the horizon from China...

If this were fake, then you'd be looking right down the barrelhead of a mass culling event by whatever runs the show (government, Illuminati -- take your pick, I don't care...).  It's clear to me that there are a LOT of people (Libertarians and Conservatives) who want to see the fat, out of shape, unemployable, etc. gone.  And don't let their discussions of "Liberal Hunting License" fool you.  They're too cowardly to open fire -- and, in fact, declare it bullying when someone calls them out as such, even when they use the word "treasonous" to describe us!!

And it's hardly been as selective as they want it to be.  Hell, they just lost ANOTHER Conservative radio host -- this one from Florida -- yesterday to the virus.  That's at least three.  And I can recall any number of pastors and all that who felt the Holy Blood of (Their) God would save them -- and they are now standing judgement before Him as we speak.

They want control of the process, and this virus (which Olbermann correctly called the most powerful lifeform on the planet Earth  EIGHTEEN MONTHS AGO) won't give it to them.

We're basically out of beds in the Conservative South.  It is clear this is a desired result -- if you kill off the medical system, the unfit will die, as "God" intended it.

100,000 hospitalization cases a day of this is going to break the system -- and then what?  The Mad Max you've been creaming yourselves about for 30 years since you put the Contract On America with that slob Gingrich?

We're seeing families and teachers getting killed across the Conservative South because of exactly what sane people KNEW WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THIS FREEDOM BRIGADE WITH RESPECT TO THIS VIRUS...

But, Hell, why not?  You wanted to kill the education system in this country, because you can't abide by anyone who can rub two brain cells together and trigger a synapse!!!

So it's clear to me:  You want it ALL to end so Your God will take you to the Holy City of Jerusalem, created anew as He said to John in Revelation...

We aren't ready, even NOW, to reopen -- and a lot of that we aren't ready is blatantly INTENTIONAL, as a function of using the virus to do what you don't have the guts to do as "American Patriots" yourselves -- otherwise, January 6th would've succeeded, for one thing.

And, for those of us on the other side, be vigilant:  They still are far closer to a scenario in which Trump COULD be reinstalled quickly, if we aren't careful -- and a lot of it probably centers around the remaining credibility of the likes of Gavin Newsom with a September 14th recall, with a fat Black Oreo who believes in Zero Minimum Wage and that women aren't anything more than cum receptacles for those with Legitimate Purpose -- and, let's not forget, bring the COVID Culling to California while you're at it?

Larry Elder, you fat Oreo Rush Limbaugh fuck...  You are a fucking Delta Dolt who needs to get to reality, good and quick.

But that's exactly what the American Right wishes to avoid -- Whites and good house.....  alike...

Day 536

  • The perils of needing programming...  ESPN got hornswoggled yesterday.  A scam artist, masquerading as an Ohio high-school football program, somehow got his team onto an ESPN early-season high-school football schedule (much less the early-season high-school football schedule of the other team) when a supposed team from "Bishop Sycamore" played national #1 high-school powerhouse IMG Academy of Florida.
  • The Ohio coach somehow was able to dupe ESPN (a place with a repository of annual recruiting and high-school prominent players) into believing that "Bishop Sycamore" had a bunch of these players and that it would be a good idea for them to be matched up with the Florida team.
  • Basically, what can be pieced together is that a marketing firm, Paragon Marketing, aids and abets getting these games on ESPN -- and they got scammed, completely.  The coach of "Bishop Sycamore", an ONLINE CHARTER SCHOOL...  I mean, fucking really??!?!?!???  How is that even feasible?  An OUNCE of research makes this evident that the team was non-existent last year (0-6 in non-sanctioned play, I might add!!), many of these players aren't even high school age, but probably 19 or 20 and didn't get passed through for being good enough or whatever...  
  • And it's apparent that IMG Academy caught on -- it was only 44-0 through the third quarter, when that kind of team could easily have put 100 up by then!
  • One of the players is already college-age and has been trying to scam his way onto major college football for AT LEAST TWO YEARS, showing up with fake credentials and a fake ID to a 7 on 7 camp...
  • Ed Asner passed away yesterday.  The only surviving member of the Mary Tyler Moore main cast now:  99 year-old Betty White!
  • ... as has Ron Bushy of Iron Butterfly -- he of that suspiciously rock and/or roll song "In A Gadda Da Vida"...
  • We are now up over 100,000 hospital cases a day for the coronavirus.  We're going to lose the fucking medical system.  I'll have more to say on this in another post!   
  • Hurricane Ida has hit New Orleans as a Category 4 storm, and the entire city is now without any power at all.  The entire electrical grid is down in New Orleans.
  • Oh I love this...  Conservative group on Facebook is trying to permeate the rest of us, and I finally had enough and fired off at a couple of them.  One then responded that I am treasonous, to which I told them the accurate penalty for such and to get their gun out of their anal cavity and shoot us.  They flagged that and ran to daddy...  I'd say "mommy", but they'd rather rape their mommy than be born by them, if their view of women is any indication...   
  • I also see why I drew Twitter phone-number demand number three...  Calling one of Trump's female frontpersons a whore.  Hey, I'm sorry if the truth hurts widdle Wepoobliken fee-fees...   
  • After another boxing farce, Jake Paul says he's done.  What, bitch, got the PPV numbers and didn't like them??   
  • Not a good day for Ohio football -- a more legitimate high school's coach has had an arrest warrant issued for him.  Youngstown Cardinal Mooney head coach Carl Pelini (older brother of LSU defensive coordinator Bo) -- domestic violence.  Aw fuck, what a shock!!   
  • Carson Wentz and two other Indianapolis Colts have made the COVID list, but for contact tracing -- so no apparent impact yet, as long as they continue to test negative.
  • A MAGAT pig in Pennsylvania has basically said he wants armed and "strong men" to physically eject (and probably worse) school boards who impose mask mandates.  Steve Lynch, running for a county post in Pennsylvania -- says he has 20 men who will go in and force them out.  Try it.  Seriously.  Because some of us are getting to the point we'll just kill your fucking ass if you don't kill us first.   
  • "Make Men Great Again"????????????????  "Make Men Men Again"??????  SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!   

Friday, August 27, 2021

Day 533

  • Administrative leave extended again for Trevor Bauer -- another week.
  • The DA, apparently, has gotten at least one of his cases now.
  • The Astros and the Nationals are reported as the first two teams to require the vaccine for non-playing employees.
  • A poll reported in Newsweek has good news for Gavin Newsom - the California governor is up 15 points in that poll.  Good grief, the span of polls, it seems.  One has him 15 up, another 11 down.   
  • Kid Rock has had to cancel all of his shows this weekend and probably for the foreseeable.  Half his band has COVID -- and the cases do appear to be breakthrough.
  • The state of California has fewer ICU beds now than it did in the winter lockdowns.  LOCK IT BACK DOWN NOW!!!
  • The continuing investigation into the debacle which is the Louisville men's basketball program has cost head coach Chris Mack six games for his role in not doing enough to stop it.  The latest round appears to be a conviction of an assistant coach for wanting to use the exposition of further Louisville violations as a means to extort money from the program.  Why are we allowing the University of Louisville to HAVE a men's basketball program at all at this point?   
  • Hurricane Ida has canceled the final preseason game for the Saints and Cardinals.
  • Manchester United has gotten Cristiano Ronaldo back.
  • Two studies do not bode well for our future.  The first is that the estimate, as of the end of last year, is that over 110,000,000 of us -- one in three! -- actually had COVID last year.
  • And a second that states that at least half of COVID survivors still have major problems afterward.

Thursday, August 26, 2021

Day 532

  • Interesting MLB stats for yesterday...  Yesterday, the Cubs and Rockies played 10 yesterday -- in the second game of a doubleheader.  This is a record for a 7-inning scheduled doubleheader game.
  • But the more interesting one is in progress as I type just past midnight.  The Dodgers and Padres are entering the FIFTEENTH INNING -- which is, and I assume by a distance, a record for the "free runner on second" rule.  The game went to extras 1-1.  It still IS 1-1.
  • The streak is over.  The Orioles beat the Angels 10-6 yesterday for their first win in 20 games.
  • Venus and Serena Williams have both withdrawn from the US Open with leg injuries.  It will be the first Grand Slam tournament without both since 2003.
  • Sofia Kenin has also withdrawn -- breakthrough coronavirus case.
  • Illinois will reinstitute a statewide mask mandate, and order all teachers be vaccinated.
  • A Florida teacher has died of the virus, probably caught it at a no-mask school, according to the teachers union.
  • Bayern Munich won an early German Cup match yesterday by twelve goals to none   The opponent was fifth-tier Bremer SV.  You know, there's a reason other tournaments, like the FA Cup, don't put the top division in for several rounds.   
  • And it's official -- this game is going down in history.  Dodgers get 2 in the top of the 15th -- then an intentional balk to move the runner off 2nd so the Padres can't get a sign -- next pitch is GONE (Fernando Tatis Jr.) and it's 3-3 and we're on to the 16th!!!
  • Where the Dodgers hit ANOTHER home run and finally get it to stick.  5-3 Dodgers in 16!  Game ends at precisely 1 AM Pacific time.
  • A charter school in California was evacuated and locked down because two siblings refused to wear masks on the first day of school.  Those siblings will be ordered to find education elsewhere.  They've been expelled.
  • Chris Sale has tied a unique Major League Baseball record.  For the third time, he has struck out an entire inning's worth of batters on the minimum to do so:  Nine pitches.  The "immaculate inning" has only, on a known basis, been done three times by Sandy Koufax -- though everyone basically admits that data on this record is somewhat limited going much further back than him.
  • The Pac-12 will NOT pursue any expansion in college sports.
  • The demand of the Ryder Cup captain has allowed tempers to cool between Koepka and The Sham Beau.
  • CM Punk's first appearance on the main AEW show, Dynamite, propelled the Wednesday night show to it's largest viewership since the very first AEW Dynamite.
  • Mike Richards will remain on as the Executive Producer of Jeopardy!, with the dreaded "sensitivity training".  Show's finished.  You just opened the door to a complete sabotage job by this cocksucker.   


Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Day 531

  • Jay Fabian, the director of the NASCAR Cup Series, has stepped aside.  Animal cruelty charges from an incident last month with his dog.
  • The captain of the US Ryder Cup team (the Cup is next month) has told Brooks Koepka and Bryson The Sham Beau to knock it off.
  • We may have the Little League World Series' superstar.  South Dakota's Gavin Weir threw a no-hitter today with 14 strikeouts.  It's his second Williamsport 2021 no-hitter -- the other one was combined.  It's his fourth no-hitter of the summer.  Out of 132 batters he has faced which can be tracked in this tournament, only 18 have successfully put a ball in play of any kind against him.
  • New Mexico may have to go to rationing health care due to the rise in COVID.  You know, this was the shit we were trying to avoid -- and it's clear there are people who did not want this avoided.   
  • The homophobic chants which have plagued Mexican matches in North America (and the sanction has been reduced for the March incidents down to one closed-door WC Qualifier) halted the MLS All-Star match vs. a Liga MX All-Star team by CONCACAF protocols within ten minutes of it starting.
  • Once it resumed, the MLS team was able to win in penalties after a 1-1 draw.  It is the first All-Star win in five -- and also the first All-Star game which was not a preseason friendly for a top European side in opposition.
  • This NFL season, the only media which will be allowed inside the locker rooms will be club-approved media, and a very limited number of that.
  • Ah, vehicular manslaughter -- just what should be the job qualifications for the ATTORNEY GENERAL OF SOUTH DAKOTA, who is taking a plea deal to reduce his charges to misdemeanors for striking and killing a pedestrian last year.

The COVIDLympics, Day P1

  • Today was all about Dame Sarah Storey, who won her 15th Paralympic Gold Medal in the C5 3000m pursuit track cycling event.  One more will make her the greatest Paralympian in British history.
  • Japanese advisors are condemning IOC head Thomas Bach returning to Tokyo with the COVID rates continuing to explode.
  • A second athlete in the Paralympic Village has tested positive for COVID.
  • Iyad Shalabi of Israel had a bad habit of finishing fourth at the Paralympics in swimming.  On Day One, he finally won the S1 100m backstroke.  (This classification is for the most disabled backstroke athletes.  "S" is the stroke classification, physical disabilities are rated on a 1-10 scale, 1 being the most disabled.)
  • Put some respect on this man's name:  Ibrahim Hamadtou of Egypt, competing in a division of the table tennis.  Though many of his opponents have some use of their arms, he lost his in an accident, so he has to serve by picking the ball up with his toes, throwing it in the air with his foot, and the paddle is in his mouth!  Do not do that at the expense of the other 4400 athletes here, but that's just an example of the bravery many of these athletes present.   
  • Douglass Emhoff was present to see the USA women win their first wheelchair rugby match.  You may not have heard of him much, but you would hear of his title if I said it.  He is "Second Gentleman"...  He's Vice President Kamala Harris' husband.
All the stories (the first is a bit more generally found) were from Inside the Games.  Even though mainstream coverage of the Paralympics IS improving, there is still FAR to go.

Medal count:
  • Led by their performance in the pool, Australia tops the Day One medal table with 6 of the gold medals on offer.  China has 5.  Russia 3.  Italy 2.  Eight other nations won a gold medal on the first day.
  • The total:  Australia with 10 medals.  China and Ukraine with 8 each.  Russia and Great Britain with 6 each.
  • Some things to basically keep in mind:  The USA Paralympic program is far behind many other countries.  Through Day One in Tokyo, the USA only got two silver medals, 16th on the table.
  • For example:  China topped the Paralympic table in Rio with 107 gold and 239 total medals.  (There are over 500 events in the Paralympics, when you take into account all disability levels in a given sport -- between physical, visual, and intellectual disabilities.)  Great Britain was second with 64 gold and 147 total, quite a distance behind.  The USA was a very distant fourth, behind the Ukraine as well.  USA's total was 40 gold and 115 total.
  • China has won the last four Paralympic Summer medals tables by a significant margin.  They almost tripled their nearest competition in golds and doubled in total in London.  (USA was 6th gold, 4th total)  China doubled their nearest competition in golds and total in Beijing (USA was 3rd).  The margin was less substantial in Athens, but still China by a wide margin.  (USA was 4th)
  • The last Games where China did not top the table was Sydney 2000.  The hosts from Australia topped the table in both respects, narrowly in the total over Great Britain.  USA was 3rd total, 5th in golds.
  • The United States topped the table in four previous Games -- including (and I didn't know this until just now) that the 1984 Paralympics were actually joint-hosted with Great Britain!  Some of the wheelchair events and all of them involving spinal cord injuries were held in Great Britain.  New York City hosted the rest.  Los Angeles was never involved.
  • The UK host, Stoke Mandeville, actually was the host of the largest-scale pre-Paralympics disabled-sports event, the Stoke Mandeville Games.  Held annually since 1948, except for Paralympic years)  The Games are still held annually on off-Paralympic years as the IWAS World Games, the International Wheelchair and Amputee Sports Games.  The IWAS Games are held in various world sites.  2019 was in the United Arab Emirates.  2017 in Portugal.  2015 in Sochi.
  • Because of the replacement of the 2021 IWAS Games with the Paralympics, a brief weekend event will be held this year in Portugal involving track and field, powerlifting, and soccer for players with cerebral palsy.  No future information regarding future IWAS Games sites is available.
  • The United States, other than Paralympic years, has never hosted the IWAS World Games since they were made a world-hosted event.  

Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Day 530

  • Onto the shitlist goes REDCON1, a sports supplement company.  Cut ties with Arnold over his "Screw your freedoms." comment about the coronavirus and vaccines.
  • 75 doctors in Florida have finally had enough of "FREEDUMBS!".  They walked out today in a symbolic gesture, stating that the overrun of unvaccinated COVID patients has exhausted them.
  • Iraan, Texas -- 1200 strong -- has had to go into total shutdown.  HALF THE TOWN HAS THE VIRUS!!!  At least one case had to be airlifted OUT OF STATE to get treatment.  (MSN)
  • 3 Houston emergency rooms have closed due to a similar strain on the medical community.  These fuckers might succeed.  We might well get total collapse of the US medical system...   
  • The Lieutenant Governor of Hawaii is being harassed by anti-vaxx protestors at his home.  He has an interesting response:  That he, as a doctor, will be treating them for COVID soon enough!!
  • At least one hospital in Elko, NV is being overrun with COVID patients, doctors begging people to get vaccinated.  County's vaccination rate:  26%.  State's vaccination rate:  43%.  Debbie...  Joey...  CANCEL THESE DAMN SHOWS!  The situation is not ready for large gatherings in Nevada.  (I know they'll never see it, but the fact is I do want it said in case either of them end up in a future Day post as a COVID positive.  For Debbie, it would be a SECOND this year.)
  • Racial slurs at African-American cheerleaders in a Southern California early-season high-school football game last weekend...
  • To give you an idea of how bad things are getting:  $100,000 in stolen property has been found near a homeless encampment in Southern California -- but the homeless are not suspected in any of the thefts.  It appears the encampment is being used as a cover for a massive shoplifting ring.
  • Vice-President Kamala Harris has called on Americans to start Christmas shopping early -- but not for the materialistic reason you think!  She's basically saying she believes the supply chain is breaking down and they don't know what's going to be available by December.  And sorry, Fox News Oreos -- I have anecdotal from my grocery trips indicating she's RIGHT!!!   
  • Beginning to get some idea that the Yankees are getting the skids greased, including a very questionable third out at home by Freddie Freeman of Cobb County in the 5th inning, where it looked like he not only beat the tag, but ALSO didn't have a lane to slide in and had to create one!!  Yankees won their 11th straight, by one run.
Might as well, since we're now about 35 or so to go...
  • The 11-game surge has brought the Yankees within 4 of Tampa, with Boston 6.5 back.
  • The White Sox are the only team above .500 in the AL Central, and double-digits up on everybody else.
  • Houston is 4.5 up on Oakland after the A's have dropped 4 straight.  Seattle only one game behind Oakland.
  • Wildcard:  Boston at Yankees.  (And who might love all that???   Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...)  Oakland 2 games out, Seattle 3.
  • #1 AL seed:  Tampa up 4 on Houston, 5.5 on the White Sox.
  • Over to the National League:  Cobb County 4.5 up on the Phillies, as the LOLMets (6.5 out) are so bad now that their owner has called the team out -- 13-23 since the break, 9-20 in the last month.
  • Brewers are 8.5 up on the Reds.
  • Giants are 2.5 up on the Dodgers, and the Padres are fading out fast (14 out).
  • Wildcard:  Reds at Dodgers.  San Diego one back of the Reds.  Dodgers are 10.5 up on the Reds.
  • #1 NL seed:  Giants 4.5 up on the Brewers.  The Dodgers have the second best record in the NL, but would have to face the Giants in a 5-game series because of how the playoffs are set up.
  • The Giants are 3.5 up on the Rays for the best record in baseball.
  • On the other side of the ledger:  Baltimore has lost NINETEEN IN A ROW.  As such, their 38-86 record is 27 games out of fourth in the AL East, and is 5.5 "ahead" of the Rangers for worst record in the AL, and 2.5 "ahead" of the Diamondbacks for worst record in the majors.  The D-Backs are 4.5 "ahead" of Pittsburgh for worst in the NL.
  • Tragic number (the number for elimination from the playoffs) for the Orioles is FIVE vs. Boston.  On August 24th.
  • The D-Backs Tragic number is nine.

Monday, August 23, 2021

The COVIDLympics: Day P0. The Paralympics Begin

  • I do not know how much I'm actually going to watch of the Paralympic Games, though I probably should avail myself of more than a bit of it.
  • Tonight is the Paralympic Opening Ceremony.
  • The Ceremony tonight is supposed to highlight a new worldwide anti-discrimination initiative -- WeThe15 -- referring to the 15% of the world's population with one disability or another.
  • The theme tonight, "We Have Wings", with the cultural presentation centering around "Para Airport".
  • This Parade of Nations begins with the Refugee Paralympic Team.  Six refugees will represent the over 12 million refugees with a disability in these Games.
  • 165 nations, the Russian Paralympic Committee, and the Refugee team will contest the Games over the next week and a half.
  • According to the Japanese press, 4403 athletes will compete.
Some Inside the Games news:
  • The first Paralympic Village COVID athlete positive was found today.  There are at least five such positives in the Village the last two days, but this is the first athlete.
  • The final total of Olympic Village COVID positives is 36 -- 16 athletes, 20 coaches/staff.  That encompasses July 1st to August 21st.
  • Men's and women's Wheelchair Sabre Fencing (two different handi-capable divisions -- the Paralympics is divided on the disability the athlete has, in many sports) is one of three medal sports on Wednesday (JP time), the first day of Paralympic medal competition.
  • Medals will also be contested in four Track Cycling events and 16 different swimming events/divisions.

Day 529

  • Deadspin erroneously reports this as precedent -- they're the THIRD Power 5 conference to do this.  The Big XII is joining the Pac-12 and SEC:  Failure to field a team due to COVID is a forfeit this year in football.
  • Mississippi will now order all COVID positives to isolate -- or face five years in prison for not doing so.
  • Mayim Bialik will host Jeopardy! starting Week 2 of the new season on a temporary basis, but it is now believed Ken Jennings will be the permanent host once things finally settle out, including replacing Mike Richards as Executive Producer.
  • We are losing the supply chain in grocery stores, etc.  One Southern chain is saying they aren't getting more than about 40% of what they order.
  • There are now five Dallas Cowboys players and staff on the COVID list -- not clear whether this is cases or contact tracing.  The Cowboys have had to revert to virtual contact for the time being.
  • It appears as if Cam Newton is unvaccinated.  He went to an approved medical facility off the training-camp campus, but, in doing so, as unvaccinated, he has to semi-quarantine for five days before returning to the field.  That rule applies only to the unvaccinated.  It is now in belief that there may end up being a platoon at quarterback, probably meaning Newton is on his way out of New England.
  • It appears that fetanyl, which aided in the death of Tyler Skaggs and has an Angels clubhouse man in trouble for drug trafficking, is just the beginning.  It appears that a filing by Federal prosecutors may allege at least six Anaheim Angels were involved.
  • Jimmy Hayes, seven years in the NHL, died suddenly today near Boston.  He was only 31.  Sudden death, no cause found yet.
  • Roger Goodell admits the Bills are probably not long for Buffalo without a new stadium.  Buffalo is probably about #2 or so on the list behind Jacksonville on teams which need a new locality.   

Sunday, August 22, 2021

Day 528

  • Rep. Barry Moore (Anti-Mask Q Idiot, Alabama), positive for COVID.  He has said in response he would not want to put his beliefs on anyone, even if he died of COVID yesterday.  He obviously does not value his life.
  • Nelson Cruz has been put on the COVID IL by the Rays -- no word yet on whether it's a positive test or for contacts.
  • Tennessee Titans coach Mike Vrabel is COVID-positive.  The bigger news is that this comes after practice with the Buccaneers, who now have to contact-trace.
  • Bad news for an opening French match.  Marseille have been attacked for the second time in just two weeks.  After an incident with Montpelier where two fans were arrested when Montpelier supporters threw objects are Marseille players, the same thing has now happened to them at Nice.  Unlike the Montpelier match, the Nice match has been stopped, 15 minutes from time, as Montpelier walked off the pitch after one of their players finally had enough of water bottles being thrown at them from the other team's fans and Dimitri Payet threw one back, starting a pitch-invasion brawl.  Nice was leading 1-0 at the time.  The problem is that this is the SECOND TIME THIS SEASON ALREADY that Marseille has been attacked in road matches, and I'd like an idea as to why this is happening.  Payet should be sanctioned, but it is clear that Marseille is being targeted for these attacks -- or is this an ominous sign for what is to happen as time goes on this season?
  • In a shock for not only the upset but also that it goes against Vegas sensibilities:  Manny Pacquiao defeated, unanimous decision, for the WBA "Super" Welterweight Championship by Yordenis Ugas.  The 3-1 underdog won 116-112, 116-112, 115-113 -- and that was about right.  Pacquiao the far more active fighter, Ugas the far more effective one.

Saturday, August 21, 2021

Day 527

  • Well, seven years of chants led to last night and got it done!  CM Punk is back in professional wrestling with All Elite Wrestling.  He will fight Darby Allin at the next pay-per-view.
  • Much to his personal character, he had boxes and boxes of ice cream bars sent to the United Center -- and gave everyone in attendance he could one on the way out the door.
  • Oregon and Oregon State will require either a negative COVID test or a vaccination to attend games this year.
  • You can add Hillary Duff to the breakthrough COVID-positive list.
  • You know it's getting bad when Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a voice of reason on this COVID stuff.  Saying no less than "screw your freedoms"...  And advising Gavin Newsom on his COVID-led Republican-led recall...   
  • TWENTY...  THREE...  THOUSAND...  students and staff in the Atlanta area have to quarantine due to either getting COVID or contact tracing.
  • One of the counties in Georgia is shutting down for two weeks and going back to online instruction...  As should everyone else...   
  • Rev. Jesse Jackson and his wife are both in the hospital due to COVID.
  • 1/4 of all the new Florida COVID cases are school-age children!
  • And on a bit of an older scale:  A Florida mother (60-something) lost two sons within 12 hours (35 and 42) to COVID.
  • Phil Valentine is a conservative radio host from Tennessee.  Contracted COVID -- before too long after, he asked his viewers to consider whether they would be a serious risk of death by COVID.  If so, get vaccinated.  If not, don't.  He didn't.  Died today of COVID, age 61.
  • Coach K's summer camp may have had a (non-COVID) bacterial infection this summer -- they're looking into it.
  • Giannis "The Greek Freak" Antetokounmpo (and it took me three tries to get that spelling right) has just purchased an ownership stake in the Milwaukee Brewers.
  • Pro Football Talk admits that, to really combat taunting, the league needs a TMO sky judge.  And they're RIGHT!!!   
  • *facepalm*  
  • After Sasha Banks' COVID withdrawl from SummerSlam, they tried to give the crowd Carmella for about two minutes before Becky Lynch finally returns for her first match in a year and a half after the birth of her first child.
  • And she wins the Smackdown women's title in TWENTY SECONDS.  Fakeout handshake, elbow to the head, specialty slam, match over.
  • State-of-the-art Allegiant Stadium is not ready for prime time.  About halfway through SummerSlam:
  1. Toilets overflowing
  2. WiFi is out
  3. The cashless payment system is down
  4. Meaning no concessions at all, as Allegiant is the first stadium in the world completely cashless.  (There may be some attempt at cash transactions...)
  5. No pyro...
Ticking...  time bomb...   
  • Shit might've just gotten serious.  Unconfirmed reports of a nationwide outage of Visa credit cards throughout the United States in the last 20 minutes.

Friday, August 20, 2021

The COVIDLympics, Day +12: The Paralympics are in SERIOUS trouble!!

  • Basically all of the co-hosting and partner-city arrangements for the Paralympics have been nullified due to the continued coronavirus crisis.
  • The Paralympics Torch Relay is behind closed doors.
  • Hospital space in Tokyo is becoming the same impossibility it is in the United States, and the Paralympics is in grave danger because of it.
  • It is hoped that over 4 billion people will watch the Paralympics.

All that is from Inside the Games.

  • NBC has announced that over 200 hours of USA-athlete based coverage of the Paralympics will air, including an overnight (US time, this would be correct to Japan time) 12 hours a day on NBC Sports Network and both the Opening (August 24) and Closing (September 5) Ceremonies live.
  • Another 1,000 hours of streaming coverage.
  • Peacock will get in the act on events the USA has won Paralympic Gold in.
  • And the backstories and the like will take precedence on the first-ever prime-time network coverage on NBC of the Paralympics.  Just four hours over three weekend nights, but...  (They will also do several weekend day shows on the main network as well.)

Day 526

  • Even though they had (and apparently under the gravest of pressure) taped at least one day of tapings for the new season, Mike Richards has been forced out as the host of Jeopardy!   
  • Perhaps in a last gasp to save the NCAA as we know it, the Pac-12, Big Ten, and ACC have announced at least some form of an alliance.  And, at least in football, even the three conferences put together won't touch the SEC.  This also finishes the Big XII.    
  • I'd be remiss not to mention it here, even if the rest of the world doesn't want me to:  35 years after her first single, Debbie Gibson releases her ninth American studio album today, The Body Remembers, today on digital platforms and on Amazon.  It's her fourth independent release -- you may be able to find it in certain localities if record stores still exist...    
  • Superstar American soccer player Christian Pulisic is a breakthrough COVID positive.  I don't think people are getting how close we are to the whole thing coming apart and us not getting it back.  The aforementioned has four shows with Joey McIntyre in Vegas next weekend, and four more in September.  I don't think they get those eight shows done without MAJOR COVID exposure.   
  • And that says nothing about SummerSlam this weekend at Allegiant Stadium!!!    
  • An example of why things are coming apart?  Melissa Joan Hart has COVID, and at least one of her kids does too.  Breakthrough case, and she's apparently in pretty bad shape.  School didn't have mask mandates, and you can figure out the rest...
  • And if you want a more direct tie to SummerSlam??  The on-again, off-again Smackdown Women's Championship match between Sasha Banks and Bianca Belair appears off.  Two days after the WWE declared both cleared, word is that Sasha is not going to be in town for tonight's final Smackdown before tomorrow's match.  Translation:  Sasha's positive  for COVID again -- after probably either a "false negative" series or whatever.   
  • WWE baited and switched all the way to Saturday night -- Sasha's out.
  • Add Rafael Nadal to the players out for the season with injuries.  I think Djokovic may be the only major person left.    
  • They've added ANOTHER WEEK to Trevor Bauer's administrative leave.

Thursday, August 19, 2021

Day 525

  • We have two potential "sticky stuff" (or associated) suspensions from last night:
  • Caleb Smith of the Diamondbacks is all but certainly sitting 10 games, as he was ejected last night and his glove confiscated.  That pretty much, under MLB rules, is prima facie, and the suspension is all but guaranteed.
  • The other one is a bit more murky.  Lance Lynn of the White Sox was inspected in the dugout between innings (I believe the 4th vs. Oakland), and set his glove and hat on the railing before taking off his belt and tossing it toward the inspecting umpire.  For the toss, he was tossed -- and a suspension could come of that.  We will see.
  • Perhaps we now have an answer to Central Florida -- we'll see on that one...  Nebraska's football program and it's coach, Scott Frost, under NCAA investigation for illegal staffing, it sounds like.  An analyst can be hired, extra to the coaches to the team, but an analyst can't have permissible contact with the team.  He's also under investigation for illegal practices during the 2020-21 COVID situation.
  • Freddie Freeman hit for the cycle tonight -- 2nd of his career.  3rd this year.
  • Interesting stat:  333 cycles in the history of baseball.  313 no-hitters.  (per Wikipedia)
  • At least one doctor in Alabama, according to MSN, will no longer treat unvaccinated patients.
  • THIS FUCKING OREO COW WHO MIGHT BE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA IF THE REPUBLICAN SHITHEADS WIN ON SEPTEMBER 14TH:  Larry Elder has now come out in support of that an employer should be allowed to ask if and when female employees wish to become pregnant...
  • CBS News/YouGov, polling last week and the week before, have the recall failing by only four points (52-48) of likely voters.  Elder is the leader in the replacement poll by more than ten points -- but only has 23% support.  Which basically means about 10% of California voters will give us that fat Oreo Cracker cow if Newsom is recalled.
  • An American tradition 70 years or more in the making is going to end in 2025.  MLB and the MLBPA have announced today that, starting in 2026, they will take and do their own trading cards under the Fanatics branding, ending a decades-long association with Topps.
  • The judge has actually DENIED the restraining order against Trevor Bauer...  Legitimate purpose in life, I guess, for the shithead...   
  • Rashaun Jones, a former Miami Hurricane, has been arrested in a 15 year murder cold case of a teammate, Bryan Pata.  
  • After surgery to remove a cancerous growth from the skin above his nose, Dick Vitale is now cancer-free.  After several other procedures to stitch up his face, Vitale quipped "I will never look like Tom Cruise, and have a body made of linguini!"
  • Four Arsenal players are among the 20 player COVID positives in the English Premier League in the first two weeks of the young season/
  • 3 US Senators -- one from each party and an independent -- have all tested positive for COVID.  ALL were vaccinated.  UH OH....   
  • Add North Carolina to the list of states running out of beds.  You know, there are things I'd like to get looked at by a doctor too, but it's clear we cannot...   
  • Hospitals in Texas may be, on a wider scale, preparing to deny treatment to the unvaccinated.
  • And a school in Tennessee has been forced to close at least tomorrow (and probably far further) due to unstated illnesses - but the fact the announcement has 1/3 of the students out due to illness and over a quarter of the staff probably can give you a pretty good idea of what illness this is.  Because of the Covidiots, we reopened the schools to in-person instruction too damn soon!!   
  • Georgia has formally joined the "Give me Liberty and Give Me COVID" crowd.  No mask mandates allowed in the state.
  • A school in California will be unable to open until the rats in the classrooms which have taken over in the last 17 months are dealt with.
  • The Raiders and the Rams and the Titans and the Buccaneers had a number of incidents at joint practice today.  Just getting Football Nation America salivated...   
  • Looks like next season is the last for the Phoenix Coyotes -- Glendale, AZ has decided not to renew the working arrangement between the city and the team past this year.
  • If you want to see what steroids do to your golf game:  The Sham Beau, at the first round of The Northern Trust, the first Fed Ex playoff tournament, had this first round...  Nine birdies, five bogies, two doubles, ONLY TWO PARS.  Even par 71 the hard way, he's about halfway down the leaderboard after the first round.
 

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Day 524

  • And Jack Morris is going to have to be fired from the Detroit Tigers broadcasts.  He's also gone off racially on Shohei Ohtani.
  • UPDATE 12:45 PM PDT:  Suspended indefinitely by Bally Sports.
  • In a move which should surprise precisely no one who's paying attention, some incel jackass has arsoned the home of the most prominent female streamer on Twitch.
  • Hope Solo has opened her fat trap again, saying Megan Rapinoe has tried to bully other players on the USWNT to join her in protests.
  • Alabama and Florida are out of ICU beds completely because of COVID cases.  Florida has deemed a new state of emergency to try to get resources.  It is now believed Alabama is actually in "negative ICU bed" territory because of the number of cases.
  • One Alabama doctor has told CNN the situation could go "apocalyptic".  And I don't think a lot of people down that way would have a problem with that...  Seriously!   
  • And in the latest "Kill them all, and let God sort them out!" Moment:  A man has been arrested in South Sacramento for taking a forklift and destroying several businesses and a church's multi-purpose tent which has been used as a COVID screening/testing/vaccination site.  And, according to the article, this is actually the SECOND TIME the tent has been deliberately destroyed!!!  Although I'd like to know what the pastor believes the difference is between "pure hate" and "hate to just destroy everything..."
  • The Caldor Fire near Lake Tahoe has grown eight-fold to over 50000 acres in just 24 hours.  Arson.
  • At least one DeShaun Watson accuser has spoken to the FBI.  When is someone going to put together two major connections here?  Sports stars and toxic masculinity...   
  • Roger Federer and Dominic Thiem are out of the US Open -- and far longer -- with nagging injuries.

Tuesday, August 17, 2021

The COVIDLympics, Day +9

  • It sounds as if weightlifting's days in the Games are numbered.  The current board of international weightlifting sees what's coming and would rather stay in power than enact reforms.
  • Carli Lloyd has already retired from international women's soccer, and Megan Rapinoe may be about to follow her.
  • A Red Square parade for the Russian Olympic athletes after their performance in Tokyo...
  • The Paralympic Village is open for next week's Paralympic Games...
  • While the Under-20 World Athletics World Championships have had several countries opt out due to COVID concerns.
  • Concerns which now have the USA softball coach wondering if the Games should've taken place at all!!  DUH!!!!!   
  • Maria Andrejczyk of Poland has sold her Olympic silver medal in the women's javelin competition to fund surgery for an eight month old baby.  So, Poland (and specifically Poland), that medal was a hill of beans to you that Andrejczyk couldn't get a stipend or something, or even, knowing she could want to do this, help fund that surgery yourselves???   
  • For taekwondo humanitarian efforts, a Jordanian athlete, Farah Al Asa'ad is taking on at least a second of the famed Seven Summits...
  • With the continuing COVID situation in Tokyo, the Paralympics will be fanless...
  • ... and Afghanistan has opted out due to it's situation with the Taliban now in power.
All these from Inside the Games...

Day 523

  • The Tim Tebow boondoggle is over again.  Cut by the Jaguars.  If this guy weren't such a flaming Conservative religious nut, he wouldn't get half the chances he's gotten.   
  • The NHL will be putting ads on their uniforms, starting the 2022 season.
  • A reporter's question at least temporarily put an end to a press conference by Naomi Osaka before the Western and Southern Open.  They smell blood in the water -- they want to end this woman's career, and they may well succeed!!   
  • Chris Braswell has a very vested interest now at doing well at Alabama.  He has signed the team's first cobranding deal under NIL -- at least a T-shirt now, and who knows what when he gets off redshirt...
  • The Dixie wildfires have the University of Nevada (at Reno) practicing at Stanford because there's too much smoke heading over Reno.
  • The college football polls, to no one's surprise, have Alabama a sizable #1.  Last I saw, they were about 5-2 in many sportsbooks to win the CFP title.
  • Stefanos Tsitsipas has said be will not get the vaccine until the men's tennis tour makes it mandatory to do so.  Which should be happening in about 3...  2...  1...   
  • Another step toward the abolition of football -- Brett Favre, who's brain has probably been nailed into submission himself, now states that kids below 14 should not be playing football.
  • Gov. Greg Abbott, who has been one of the most vocal critics of mask mandates in America, the Governor of Texas, is now positive for the coronavirus.  DIE MOTHERFUCKER, DIE MOTHERFUCKER, DIE...   
  • Four Texas school districts have been closed due to COVID outbreaks.
  • Elsewhere in Texas, a parent has been arrested for ripping off the mask of a teacher in an altercation.
  • The Las Vegas Raiders are going even further than some other teams.  Come with proof of vaccine or get shot on sight!!  [site]  Basically, you either already have the shot and produce proof, or they will give you one as a condition of attendance!
  • LA County has issued mask mandates for large outdoor venues - meaning you gotta mask up if you're going to Dodger Stadium, SoFi Stadium, etc.

Monday, August 16, 2021

Day 522

  • Hillsborough County, Florida:  5,600 quarantined students just in the first week of school.  That is approximately 2.5% of the entire student population -- in one week.
  • The entire Inland Empire of California and it's Republican newspapers have all endorsed Larry Elder to become the next governor of California -- and the recall to make him such next month.
  • In the San Francisco Chronicle's categorical rejection of the recall, they note that Elder, a Black Rush Limbaugh-clone Oreo, may win the recall with less than 10% of the vote.  If the first question (an up-down on current-Governor Newsom) wins, Newsom is out and is immediately replaced by the highest-vote getter (regardless of percentage) of the slate of candidates September 14th. 
  • Latest word now have the Barcelona soccer club $1,600,000,000 in debt.  Forget Financial Fair Play -- this could be the end of the club!   
  • ESPN now touting a SIX THOUSAND YARD passing season with a 17th game.  Current record is 5,477 -- or, more importantly, 342 yards a game.  If this is any indication, it appears scoring may be ready for a further explosion.  Even with the extra game, a 6,000 yard season would actually require an average of 353 yards, every game.
  • And here's another rule-change in action which might get them there -- it may be infeasible for defensive backs to play any kind of defense at all...

  • Speaking of Terry McAulay, this one was not called taunting and should've been -- in both his opinion and mine.  Went right in his face and clapped his hands, and a scuffle did ensue.  That should've been 15, and McAulay admits there's a good chance it will be.
  • There's a far easier way to do this.  Any non-football act directed at a player on the opposing team is UC.  Shut the fuck up and head back to your huddle.   
  • Jay-Z and the owner of the Philadelphia 76ers, using the Fanatics branding, are one of six bids for legalized sports betting in the state of New York -- to be awarded late this year.  The hope is for the first major legal New York sports betting to take place surrounding Super Bowl LVI in February.
  • The Tampa Bay Rays lead the AL East, 25 games over .500 -- they just had their lowest non-restriction crowd in history at Tropicana Field.  Only 5.460 attended tonight's contest.
  • Trevor Bauer is facing a restraining-order hearing tomorrow.
  • MLB has confirmed another "Field of Dreams" game, August 11, 2022 -- Cubs vs. Reds.
  • Jeopardy! is now in off-season -- two weeks of "Alex Around The World" episodes selected from around the horn and aired around Christmas, followed by the 2021 Tournament of Champions, hosted by Buzzy Cohen.  Then, presumably (unless the show gets a fucking brain!), Matt Amodio returns with 18 wins and $574,801 (sixth in regular-season wins, third in regular-season earnings).

Sunday, August 15, 2021

Day 521

  • MAYBE it's time to reevaluate soccer in Africa, FIFA...  Just saying???  No fewer than EIGHT countries are being denied home matches in the upcoming African World Cup qualifiers because they cannot provide a suitable stadium.
  1. Burkina Faso
  2. Niger
  3. Central African Republic
  4. Djibouti
  5. Guinea Bissau
  6. Malawi
  7. Mali
  8. Namibia
  • All 40 African nations (there's your first mistake) are grouped into ten groups of 4.  Only the group winners advance, and that's to home and home playoffs for the five African spots.
  • NFL Point of Emphasis Video from Highlight Heaven, with a lot of apologists in the comments:



Shut the fuck up, get back in the huddle.   
  • Naomi Osaka is donating her entire winnings from this upcoming week's Western and Southern Open to victims of the Haiti earthquake this weekend -- latest death toll is over 700.

Saturday, August 14, 2021

Day 520

  • Probably the answer to the latest extension:  The Washington Post reports ANOTHER Trevor Bauer victim -- last year in Ohio.  Restraining order filed.
  • Unbelievable.  Tyler Gilbert, for the last place Arizona Diamondbacks, has just no-hit the San Diego Padres for the eighth recognized and tenth actual no-hitter this season in Major League Baseball.
  • What makes it even more unbelievable:  IT'S HIS FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE START.
  • He is the fourth man to complete the feat.  
  1. Bumpus Jones of the 1892 Cincinnati Reds -- only threw eight games in the majors.
  2. Ted Breitenstein beat him by a year, and did it in 1891, on the final day of the season for the St. Louis Browns of the American Association.  Like Gilbert, he had appeared in relief beforehand.  It was the league's final no-hitter.  He did, unlike the other two, last a decade in the majors.
  3. May 6, 1953, Bobo Holloman pitched a no-hitter for the St. Louis Browns.  Bill Veeck, who owned the team at the time, said every out was a screamer, but he got it done.  He lasted one season in the bigs.
  4. And now Gilbert.
According to the Wikipedia page, an irony among the following men:
  • Grover Cleveland Alexander
  • Kid Nichols
  • Lefty Grove
  • Early Wynn
  • Steve Carlton
  • Don Sutton
  • Greg Maddux
  • Roger Clemens
  • Tim Keefe
  • Eddie Plank
  • Mickey Welch
  • and Tom Glavine
None of those twelve men got a no-hitter in careers which far exceeded all four of these men's put together!

Friday, August 13, 2021

We've got another Rape/Sodomy-For-Football one here, and the lawyers for the rapists are saying it's OK, using protection arguments against themselves...

Dateline:  Montgomery County, Maryland

Not only do we have another rape/sodomy-for-football incident, but it's now clear that the lawyers for the school district are so covering for this dehumanization into animal of Football Man that they are actually, straight-faced, arguing that broom sodomy cannot be rape because it's male on male.

I wish I were fucking making this up.  It's CLEAR to any sane person that this has been going on so long that, should this lawsuit against the school district proceeds, more will come forward and the county schools will not only be materially bankrupt, but ACTUALLY bankrupt!     

The incident took place on the final day of freshman practice in 2018 at Damascus high school, when four players charged into a darkened locker room and sodomized a number of the freshman players with broomsticks.

In fact, the attorneys actually use the "Rape is not about sex" argument to NEGATE any claim of rape, that the entire thing is about control and intimidation and, thence, negates any sexual assault protections under TItle IX!!
 
Holy Hell, people!  Here we go with the counterattack I think most intelligent people knew was coming!!!  They're basically using the entire argument to be anti-rape to be PRO-RAPE -- that the intimidation, control, and fear are actually GOOD THINGS!!!    

I have long intended that this entire enterprise of cornering the youngest of players and sodomizing/raping them into submission not only goes on throughout the country ALL THE DAMN TIME, but that it is part and parcel of turning innocent young boy into Football Man-Animal:  an inhuman beast, incapable of processing even it's own pain and CTE, who will do literally ANYTHING IT TAKES for victory on Friday/Saturday/Sunday...

WOW. 

And it even gets worse:  The lawsuit alleges that at least one of the four attackers is a known sex predator, and that these incidents are known quantities both at Damascus, BUT AT OTHER SCHOOLS IN THE AREA!

The COVIDLympics, Day +5: You still think you can hold the Paralympics?

  • Tokyo's case number is still rising.  Now 20,000 new cases a day in the prefecture.
  • Yet International Paralympic Committee President Andrew Parsons believes the Paralympics can still be held with proper vigilance...
  • The USA's thoughts of boycotting Beijing 2022 have stalled.  Canadian thoughts of the boycott are going forward, with the leader of the opposition party in Canada's Parliament stating he does not believe Canadian athlete safety can be maintained for the Winter Games.
  • More evidence the viewing problems are limited to the United States:  Discovery, whose subscription service held the European rights for much of the Games, and had a 13-fold increase over Pyeongchang in streaming engagement as a result.
  • The shock silver medal in the 4x100 meter relay for Great Britain may be stripped:  A provisional drug suspension has been given to Great Britain's CJ Ujah for two banned drugs in his system with his Olympic Games tests.
  • Robin Mitchell, the Acting President of the Association of National Olympic Committees, has expressed delight at the record 93 NOC's to receive medals in Tokyo.
All those news items from Inside the Games.

Day 519

  • At least a fourth extension of Trevor Bauer's leave:  August 20 now.
  • Yesterday, a made-for-TV event for MLB delivered on almost every level.  They built a Major League Baseball-quality stadium in the "Field of Dreams" corn field in Iowa, and the Yankees and White Sox played an instant classic in it -- the White Sox won 9-8 on a Tim Anderson walk-off home run, the third home run of the ninth inning.
  • The game drew the highest ratings for any regular-season MLB game in sixteen years.
  • Sports Illustrated has exclusive interviews (article is paywalled with SI's online subscription) with two of the women accusing DeShaun Watson of sexual assault.  The fact is, "The Problems With The NFL's DeShaun Watson Investigation" (the title of the piece) are very simple -- Watson is one of about six major persons the league orbits around.  This is probably a very minor step below Brady, Rodgers, Mahomes, Jackson, maybe Dak Prescott getting accused of the same thing.   
  • On the day of the first matches of the Premier League, word that nine of the EPL teams have been approached by investors for at least partial purchase of the club -- all American investors...
  • The CDC has announced a 700% increase in the week-to-week average of COVID cases since July 1.  And we're supposed to be having our kids back in school...  HOW???    
  • Three Broward County (Florida) teachers, all killed by COVID within 24 hours of each other (and probably within a week after classes started).
  • On the day of their first preseason game, the Detroit Lions have fired their head trainer...
  • Free Agent:  Derrius Guice suspended 6 games for the domestic violence policy after a strangulation and assault situation with a former girlfriend in 2020.  He was fired by the Washington Football Team after the arrest.  All charges were eventually either dropped or settled.  His NFL career:  Five games over two-plus seasons.
  • The Pac-XII, Big Ten, and ACC are talking alliance, at least for football.
  • Max Muncy was the victim of a ninth-inning laser pointer at Citi Field tonight.  The Dodgers needed ten innings to beat the Mets.
  • Craig Reynolds had a very interesting Friday.  Reynolds was in North Carolina, preparing to go to Detroit for a tryout with the Lions.  He impressed the people there, suited up for that night's exhibition game, and scored a fourth-quarter TD against the other soon-to-be roster cuts.  Detroit is the undrafted player's fourth team; he has yet to latch on.

Thursday, August 12, 2021

Day 518

  • UEFA has banned all away fans from the September rounds of the World Cup qualifiers.
  • The WBA has suspended from all judging for six months (and may ban permanently, for a separate issue of her racist tweets) Gloria Martinez Rizzo.  There was a very questionable decision in the Mykal Fox-Gabriel Maestre interim title fight.  Maestre, in his fourth professional fight, won a questionable unanimous decision in which he was knocked down in the second round.  The two other judges, 115-112 and 114-113...  The WBA let slide (somewhat, see below).  Rizzo's 117-110, on the other hand...
  • An immediate rematch has been ordered -- no champions' advantage.  The title is vacated on a draw or if the match cannot take place as the next fight the two have.
  • Though Joe Biden has intimated at a possible boycott of the Beijing Winter Games for Uyghur Muslim genocide in China, no one else seems to be taking the lead of removing the US Olympic team from the Winter Games.
  • Buried in the Mikey Takeover:  Matt Amodio has now become the third-highest winner (despite one of the worst UltraChampion records in Final Jeopardy, only 11-6) in the history of Jeopardy! with over $547,000 -- next...  Pack a lunch, he'd have to get to $2.2 million to get to the other two.
  • On the flip side, today was the first game in over two weeks he did not have a Lock Out in Final Jeopardy.
  • There is a good-news story about the new NIL stuff.  Built Bar, a nutrition bar, has had their company pay the full tuition for all 36 walk-ons at Brigham Young University's football program.  You know, it's one thing to talk about ONE STUDENT getting that tuition paid.  Let's hope this starts a trend back toward full scholarships.  Yes, this means they would have their Names, Images, and Likenesses tied to the company, but...
New rules interpretations for the opening of the English Premier League this weekend:
  • The EPL will put the benefit of the doubt back on the attacking player for offside.  Over half of the 32 goals ruled out for offside last year under the lack of such benefit would stand this year, as the "toenails over the line" calls will no longer be enforced through VAR.
  • After European penalties went up almost across the board and almost by a factor of 50% last year, the EPL will instruct the referees to be more lenient on incidental contact.  I do wonder, however, how they would've called the Canada-USA penalty from the Olympics...   
  • The "attacking handball" rules will be somewhat relaxed.  A goal will still be disallowed if even an inadvertent handball is scored upon immediately.
More news:
  • Vaccination or negative COVID test will be required to attend any New Orleans Saints game at the Superdome this season.
  • And a vaccination proof will be required to set foot in any San Francisco indoor establishment.\
  • The Pac-12 is joining the SEC:  Any COVID cancellations are forfeits this year.
  • A pair of parents sent a COVID-positive child to school on the first day of school this year in Reno.  And now, they have to contact-trace EIGHTY students as a result.  In-person school is a GREAT IDEA this year...  If you want to see kids drop to the floor...   
  • Part Deux:  Hundreds of Florida students now must quarantine after 51 positive tests in a school for COVID-19 in two days.  Over 400 now have to quarantine.  Nice.  Job.  IDIOTS....   

Wednesday, August 11, 2021

Day 517

  • The NFL is announcing to the public the new rules changes for 2021.
  1. Cris Carter, who spoke for the league, made it clear that 2021 will be played in full stadiums.  We'll see about that!  I'm not even sure we get to Week One before someone puts the kibosh on that!!!   
  2. No overtime in preseason.  I'm surprised that didn't go away sooner, in the same vein as agreed Spring Training ties!
  3. The numbering rules for certain backfield positions are being somewhat relaxed.
  4. To help the kicking team win an onside kick, at least two players must be behind their own 40 yard line before the ball is kicked.   Penalty is 5 yards.
  5. An interesting rule change regarding penalties on extra points and 2-point conversions.  If a penalty is enforced and the team decides to change the type of try they attempt on the re-try, the penalty is still enforced.  This could mean that any defensive try foul on a missed kick may result in a 2-point attempt from the one yard line, as illustrated in the video.
  6. The Tom Brady situation from last year was shown, and the loophole, as before publicized, closed.  All illegal forward passes are now 5 yards and loss of down.
  7. A second forward pass in the end zone is a safety.
  8. The next one is basically the "we don't want to go full TMO here, but..." situation regarding that New York CAN now buzz the officials on a specific set of "clear and egregious errors".  The video appears to show that out of bounds calls and the spot of the ball when the quarterback protects himself with a slide are at least two of them.
  9. Low blocks (and specifically BLOCKS -- ball-carriers are exempted) are now only legal two yards wider than both tackles, five yards each side of the line of scrimmage.  Penalty is 15 yards and a probable league fine.  The bans on clipping, chop blocks, or crackback blocks still apply everywhere.
  10. POINT OF EMPHASIS:  Taunting.  I'm not sure what you can do about the Taunting rules without basically making Taunting 15 and a toss on the first offense, and basically universally enforcing it (any action outside the realm of play, including spiking/Lambeau Leap/etc.) now constitutes Taunting.  Nothing else is working.  However, I think it might be an interesting exercise to see how many instances of Taunting go on in a game, even under present rules.  I'd put the over-under at about one or two every SERIES...  
  11. And the video actually states a player can be SUSPENDED for taunting.
  12. POINT OF EMPHASIS:  Use of Helmet.  Again, I think the only way you can increase that is to relax the ejection criteria.  However, I'd call the second one they used (Green Bay vs. Houston) an OFFENSIVE Use of Helmet foul on the Packers, as the Packer clearly lowers his head to initiate the Helmet to Helmet contact.  I almost wish they'd go to the college Targeting rule, but some defenses may no longer be able to field a team by the fourth quarter.   
  • The NCAA has officially given Rapelor a pass on all the rape and sexual assault stuff.  Probation for other things -- BMOC's raping women is OK with the NCAA.  One of the reasons I call for the swift death of the entire organization -- both the NCAA and Baylor University!   
  • Allegations of verbal and emotional abuse of players have prompted the Washington Spirit of the National Women's Soccer League to suspend their coach, Richie Burke.  If it's bad enough to suspend him, why keep him?   
  • Corbin Burnes of the Brewers has become the third pitcher to strike out 10 batters in a row.  (Seaver and Nola the other two.)  He struck out the side in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th innings and got the first out of the fifth against the Cubs before Duffy singled.  Has 14 K's through 7, and only 77 pitches.

The COVIDLympics, Day +3

  • A French marathoner is under fire for attempting to deny proper hydration during the race to other runners.  No one is buying his excuses either.  If this is true, he should be banned, and should've been DQ'ed mid-race.  Even the 2012 Olympic Champion could not complete half the race in those conditions.   
  • It appears as if Barcelona and the Pyrenees may be about to drop out of the 2030 Winter bid.  The mayor of Barcelona is bowing to public pressure and will consult the public over the decision.  The other current bids appear to be Sapporo, Japan and two North American former Winter Games sites:  Vancouver and Salt Lake City.
  • Given the coronavirus incubation period, the Games is still reporting new cases.  Over 200, now, since the Closing Ceremony.  The city of Tokyo reported a 15% week-to-week increase, to over 4200, of the current number of new cases on a daily basis.
  • Today is the start of the Paralympic Torch Relay in Japan.  The 2021 Paralympics begin August 24th.
  • Both beach volleyball and badminton professional event tours are having their world championships delayed due to the Rise of the Delta Variant.
  • Belgium is paying out bonuses to any of their athletes who finished in the top eight of their events, and the Belgian Olympic Committee is negotiating with the government to ensure that no taxes are levied against those winnings.  The two solo gold medalists (heptathlon, women's uneven bars) will win 50,000 Euros each, the field hockey gold medal team will split 280,000 Euros, 12,500 each.  Silver medalists will get 30,000 Euros.  Solo bronze medalists, 20,000.  The equestrian team will get 5,000 each for their bronze.  Another 178,000 Euros will be split from 4th to 8th place finishers.  The money is coming from the national lottery.
  • In opposition to the US's ratings for the Games, the BBC got record streaming requests for Tokyo 2020(ne).  Over 100 million such requests over the 16 days.
All of those points from Inside the Games.
  • Speaking of the US ratings:  Sports Media Watch reports that the 2020(ne) Summer Olympics were the least-watched EVER in the United States -- SUMMER OR WINTER!  The average viewership for the primetime nights on NBC/USA was slated at 15.6 million for the Games, a 20% drop from the comparable 19.8 million for Pyeongchang (the previous low).
  • It was a 42% total drop from Rio.  They've lost literally half the viewers they had in London.  And even the previous Summer Games low in Sydney, they were down 27% from THAT.
  • Their late night shows, however, actually were slightly up from Rio.

Jeopardy! signs it's cancellation -- not only Mikey, but a female host which doubles down on his misconduct...

I should've stayed in bed this morning.

Well, we got the announcement.  And it not only seems to validate Mike Richards' takeover of the show, it also seems to validate his misconduct with women as well.

You see, it appears that, to somewhat placate the masses, Sony Pictures decided to trade off making Richards a part-host of the show with splitting the difference with Mayim Bialik.  Richards apparently will host the main show, and now ABC is going to do prime-time specials (including the College Championship), and Bialik is slated to host those.

On surface, that wouldn't be a problem.

But now it appears that Ms. Bialik ALSO has some skeletons in her closet, and it appears they fit in quite nicely with Mr. Richards and how he tried to fuck around with the models himself on The Price Is Right.

Seven years ago, Mayim wrote a rather uncomfortable editorial in the New York Times about her relationship with the sexuality of the likes of Harvey Weinstein.

In it, she tends to blame the women and the promiscuity, saying, in part (it's paywalled), that her tomboyish appearance was a defense mechanism against it and what she admitted was a conflicted relationship.

That was a lie, Mayim:  You forget the tap dancer on top of the piano on one of the openings of Blossom, Mayim?  As much as I will admit I enjoyed it, the fact is that now you're not only victim-blaming, you're also trying to play it both ways -- probably because you had to service your own masters in that regard as well.

Not only that, but that was not dissimilar to what I did with respect to Debbie in the weeks before getting arrested -- and that is viewed as victim-blaming.

And Mayim is going to ruffle a lot of feathers the wrong way.  She's an avowed Zionist in a world where much of Conservative America believes America is more beholden to Israel than itself.  Until COVID, at least, she is or was an anti-vaxxer as well.

So, now, in trying to sully the waters, Sony Pictures has just went and made it WORSE.  Mike Richards has won his power play to host Jeopardy!, and to probably reshape it in his image.  On top of that, he's now, as a matter of trying to cover his own tracks in THAT regard, got a female co-host who probably doesn't have a problem with the conduct which got The Price Is Right sued three times under Richards' watch, and paid out a lot of money twice!

Mark it down:  The fan boycott, from what I'm reading on sites, is already beginning.  I give it two years and Jeopardy! will be gone.  Richards' first stunt to poison-pill the show has cost the show 20% of it's ratings, which it has never gotten back (Dr. Oz).

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

Day 516

  • Andrew Cuomo has resigned for sexual harassment as Governor of the State of New York.
  • Another sacrifice to football, and the games haven't even begun yet:  This one, Virginia Union University, an HBCU in Georgia, Quandarius Wilburn, 19 years old -- at practice.
  • A criminology lecturer at multiple California colleges has been flagged as a wildfire arsonist during the worst of California's fire season.  Gary Maynard is the fucktard's name, according to The Daily Beast through Keith Olbermann.
  • A Welsh man and his family resisted getting the coronavirus vaccine due to what they believed misinformation.  Then, the dad went in for kidney stones to the hospital, and two days later, he and the mom went to a brother's apartment.  Now, all three have passed, within days, due to the virus.
  • Georgia:  A vaccine-hesitant couple finally scheduled their first shots.  They never got there -- both got COVID and passed away from it!
Speaking of the virus, the following events have all been postponed or cancelled due to the Rise of the Delta Variant:
  • The 2021 New Orleans Jazz Festival, the THIRD postponement of the event
  • New Orleans' Run Dress Run
  • It's 2021 Gretna Heritage Festival
  • Limp Bizkit has cancelled it's tour, at least the rest of this month.
  • The 2021 New York Oyster Festival
  • The 2021 Chocktaw Indian Labor Day Festival
And the website Zero Hedge, where I got that partial list, snarkily asks how this could be, since the vaccine was supposed to return us to normal...  Forgetting (quite conveniently -- it's Red Hat Central) that the full vaccination rate in this country is nowhere near where it needs to be to safely hold events.  Hell, Debbie Gibson is supposed to do an eight-night Vegas residency this month and next around her 51st birthday with former New Kid on the Block Joey McIntyre.  Yeah, I'm damned concerned -- and that has NOTHING to do with external misconduct!  She's already HAD the coronavirus AND associated pneumonia (at least if I read what she said earlier this year correctly!).   


Monday, August 9, 2021

The COVIDLympics, Day +1

  • Immediate calls for the entire board of the International Weightlifting Federation to resign or risk not only losing their status as an Olympic event, but the very future of the sport!
  • The Russians are bitching about not winning enough in rhythmic gymnastics.  Oh gee, what a shock!   
  • In contrast, the Russian Olympic Committee has expressed satisfaction on their medal improvements over Rio.
  • A German modern pentathlon coach must remain in Japan two extra weeks under quarantine -- she has tested positive for COVID-19.
  • The final number of COVID withdrawls of athletes from the Games after they got to Japan appears to be about 30.
  • The symbolic Olympic Flag (the handover flag used in the Closing Ceremony) joined the last of the French athletes in coming home to Paris on Monday, symbolizing the less than three years before a late-July 2024 start to the next Summer Games.
  • Olivia Podmore, a 2016 New Zealand Olympian, passed away suddenly at her house today -- she was only 24 years old.  Cause is being investigated.

Day 515

  • There is now possible belief that the fan who may be accused of a racial slur against a Black Miami Marlins player was, instead, trying to get the attention of the Colorado Rockies mascot Dinger.  Believe that or not...   
  • In fact, that is now the official conclusion of the Rockies.  Still, you can believe it or not, but I understand the possible confusion -- and the desire of a fan to want some mascot time...  
  • The player involved, Lewis Brinson, says he's heard the video 50 times and still does believe the racial slur was uttered, but is open to the official explanation.  Both are all too plausible.   
  • The Arizona Cardinals are planning to become the first NFL team to have a functional sportsbook at the stadium.  We knew that was coming...   
  • And it is confirmed:  Even after contracting COVID TWICE, Lamar Jackson still is not vaccinated and is "iffy" as to whether he will be.  Remove him from the NFL until he does -- as a health risk!  The guy's already gotten the virus TWICE!!!!   
  • Final week of the Jeopardy! season -- Mike Richards is trying to do damage control by sending a communique to the staff of the show.
  • Meanwhile, James Holzhauer hopes the final guest host of the season gets the job instead!!  So Joe Buck can quit announcing sports...  Early social-media buzz is highly negative of Buck.  (No results spoiled)   
  • Arkansas has no meaningful ICU beds left, and many believe Florida and another Southern state are about to join them.  Yesterday:  First day of 100,000 new US COVID cases since February.  Most of it is unvaccinated and YOUNG.
  • The Royals have already made history against the Yankees tonight.  Scoreless through 6, Yankees get 1 in the top of the 7th, Royals 1 in the bottom of the 7th.  Yankees get 1 in the top of the 8th, Royals 1 in the bottom of the 8th.  Yankees get 1 in the top of the 9th, Royals 1 in the bottom of the 9th.  Yankees get 2 in the top of the 10th.  Royals get 2 in the bottom of the 10th!  The Royals are the first team in the modern era to erase deficits in the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th innings.  The Yankees won 8-6 in 11.


Sunday, August 8, 2021

Day 514

  • The day many in college football feared has come to pass.  Bobby Bowden succumbed to his illnesses today.  He was 91.
  • More anti-Asian bluster, this time from Packers WR Devin Funchess, for which he has apologized but should be banned for some period of time.
  • Omar Vizquel has been sued by a former autistic batboy for sexual harassment while Vizquel managed the Birmingham Barons.
  • An increasing outbreak of COVID-19 in the Yankees -- add Anthony Rizzo to the list!  My anonymous friend notes Rizzo is an anti-vaxxer and is unvaccinated.
  • And MAYBE Freddie Freeman of the Braves.  "Upper respiratory infection", removed due to precaution last night.  Probably not, though -- he is scheduled to pinch-hit for the Braves, literally as I type.
  • The Brewers and the Cubs play four in Chicago this week.  ESPN seems to have the matchups (mostly), but the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel didn't - announcing that all four matchups were "TBA v. TBA".  As of right now, the Brewers have not announced at least Monday and Tuesday's starters.
  • According to a Yahoo! story today, the mother of an unvaccinated Georgia high-school football player sent home from the hospital twice with symptoms of COVID-19 has died of those symptoms.  Georgia's full vaccination rate?  39% -- only about 15% above that of Tokyo.  HE WAS SEVENTEEN!!!!  And a high-school football player, meaning he was in decent health, you cocksucking right-wing WHORES!!!!  
  • Financial Fair Play in European soccer has done it's job -- it has begun the breakup of the Barcelona mega-team.  Lionel Messi, headed to French side Paris-St. Germain.  Two year deal.
  • At least one fan is under investigation as to a racial slur pointed at Miami Marlins outfielder Lewis Brinson in Colorado today.  Tick tock, people...   
  • Idiot on the Field in Los Angeles during the Freeway Series closer between the Dodgers and Angels, until a Dodger ball girl roughly deposited him in the seats!!!

The COVIDLympics, Day Sixteen, Part Three: News Gathering Portion

Now for some of the final news gatherings, starting with Inside the Games:
  • The proposal to change the authority to remove sports from the Games from the IOC Session as a whole to the Executive Committee was passed unanimously at the Closing Session.  This appears to be (and was later admitted that it WAS) a shot across the bow to sports like weightlifting.  I'd add boxing to the list, if the IOC can only run it to that extent...   
  • To ensure at least one African was on the Athletes Committee of the IOC, Thomas Bach appointed rugby player Humphrey Kayange of Kenya to the Committee.
  • The Closing Ceremony was not without some hiccups.  Weather in Paris prevented French officials from incorporating a giant "Paris 2024" flag, which was planned to be flown from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
  • Unlike Tokyo, large crowds could be seen at the Paris portion of the Ceremony.  Three long years, people...  THREE LONG YEARS...   
  • Protestors of the Games were around the stadium before and during the Closing Ceremony.  Same caveats as the Opening -- they were allowed to protest, just don't obstruct anything.

The COVIDLympics, The Final Numbers

There is almost a full day of NBC coverage left (probably women's volleyball and basketball to head it up, two boxing defeats, and a shock cycling gold to cover), so this won't go into the ratings just yet -- that'll be in the next day or two.

This is the National Dick-Waving Contest Post:

  1. Team USA has topped the table with a stunning final weekend.  After spending most of the Games in arrears to China in the gold-medal actual table, Team USA won the gold count for the third consecutive Games with 39 (7 down from Rio -- see my previous post for some idea where that drop-off might've occurred), and 113 total (that's eight down from Rio).
  2. China was second in both regards:  38 gold, but only 88 total for that 38 gold.  It is clear that China did some very targeted work on trying to win specifically GOLD medals in these Games, to counteract what they felt was a substandard performance in Rio.  Hence, they got back to their end of London Games numbers in both gold and total, to the exact medal.  38 and 88.  (They now have 91 on the London total due to drug changes.)
  3. The hosts can hang their head high on one account:  The strong showing in Judo carried forward to a record for Japan in both gold and total:  27 golds for the hosts, 58 total (which finished fifth in the total).  Obviously, the bump for being the host was substantial -- they had 12 gold in Rio and 41 total, 7 gold and 38 total in London.  Their previous record for golds was 16, twice.  Not surprisingly, they got 16 the last time they hosted the Games in 1964.  But very surprisingly, they also got 16 in Athens in 2004.
  4. Great Britain has flexed it's muscle into at least a secondary world sports power, finishing fourth in these Games with 22 gold and an almost perfectly-symmetrical 65 total (22-21-22).  That finished fourth in both respects.  That's the same number they got in London, continuing their record of excellence after the Games they hosted.  But the 22 gold was five short of Rio and seven short of London.  The 22 gold spanned 13 different Olympic disciplines, no discipline winning more than three.
  5. The Illegal "Russian Olympic Committee" Team was third in total with 71, but fifth in golds with 20.  That was one more gold medal than they won in Rio.  The total, however, increased by FIFTEEN!  Near sweeps in Artistic (Synchronized) Swimming and Fencing certainly helped, as did four golds on the wrestling mat.
  6. Australia, sixth in both respects, 17 gold, 46 total.  That more than doubled the gold intake from Rio (8, with 7 in London), and their total went up by SEVENTEEN.  A strong second on the medal table in swimming (9 gold) was the hallmark of that effort.
  7. Seven through 10 on the table is a four-way tie in golds which had to be broken down the table.  The Dutch beat the French on BRONZE medals for 7th (10 gold, 12 silver 14 bronze -- 36 total)  The total was 9th on the list.  The 10 golds is two more than Rio and four more than London.  The 36 total was SEVENTEEN better than Rio.
  8. France (10 gold, 12 silver, 11 bronze for 33 total).  The 10 gold is the same as they got in Rio and one fewer than London.  The 33 total was nine fewer than Rio and one fewer than London.
  9. Germany (10-11-16=37 -- eighth in the total).  Seven fewer golds than in Rio, one fewer than London.  Total was five fewer than Rio, seven fewer than London.
  10. Italy (10-10-20(!!)=40 -- seventh in the total)  Two more golds than Rio, twelve more medals in total, pretty much the bronze total.
  • 65 nations won gold medals in the Games, six more than Rio.  A new Olympic record.  The last two new nations added to the gold medal chart on Day 15.
  • Unlike the Rio Games, when 9* (actually, two caveats, Bahrain got a drug-reawarded gold from London and a Kuwaiti won independently -- so it was ten, technically, as of the end of Rio) nations won their first gold medals, in Tokyo, only three nations could pull it off...
  1. Bermuda, when Flora Duffy won the women's triathlon.  (Duffy was one of only two athletes from the nation at the Games, the other was a rower.)
  2. The Philippines, when Hidilyn Diaz won the women's 55kg weightlifting event.  (The Philippines' 19 athletes won 4 medals during the Games, adding three boxing medals -- two silvers and a bronze -- to Diaz' victory.)
  3. And Qatar, which won TWO.  Mutaz Essa Barshim, in that classic "Can We Have Two Golds?" moment in the men's high jump co-championship, and Fares El-Bakh (Fares Ibrahim Saed Hassouna El-Bakh) in the 96 kg men's weightlifting event.  (Qatar's 16 athlete delegation also scored a bronze in men's beach volleyball.
  • The total medal table consisted of 93 nations, also a new Olympic record.  Seven more than Rio.
  • Three nations (same number as Rio) won their first Olympic medals.  Unlike Rio, none of the medals were gold.
  1. Burkina Faso took a bronze with Hugues Fabrice Sango in the men's triple jump.  (Zango was one of only seven athletes and two Track and Field athletes in the Games from the nation.)
  2. San Marino not only won it's first medal, it won THREE.  A silver for their mixed trap team in the shooting, and two bronzes, Alessandra Perilli in the individual women's trap shooting event, and Myles Nazem Amine, in the men's 86kg freestyle wrestling event.  (That was the entirety of both the shooting (the mixed team of 2) and wrestling contigents at the event.  They took five athletes in total, including one in judo and swimming.)
  3. And Turkmenistan got it's first medal in women's weightlifting:  Polina Guryeva in the 59kg class with a silver.  (Turkmenistan took nine athletes to the Games.)
Some table oddities to run out the post:
  • I'd have to see someday if this is a record for bronzes only.  Kazakhstan took home 8 medals in these Games, all bronze.  They took 97 athletes, but could only muster bronzes in boxing (two), judo, karate (two), weightlifting (two) and wrestling.
  • 2016, the bronze-only high was four.  2012, three.  2004 and 2008, two.  2000, the Republic of Georgia got six.
  • Kazakhstan also had the highest number of medals (29th in total) without winning a gold.  They just beat out Azerbaijan, who got three silvers and four bronzes.
  • 2000, Brazil got 12 without getting a gold, and Jamaica 9.  North Korea won that honor in 2004 with only 5.  Four countries shared that honor with 5 in 2008.  2012, India with six.  2016, Malaysia and Mexico, 5 each.
  • 112 nations and the Refugee Team did not medal.
As for the Refugee Team:
  • Tachlowini Gabriyesos from Eritrea finished 16th in the men's marathon.
  • Kimia Alizadeh Zenoorin from Iran probably came the closest of any of the Refugee Team to medal, losing a narrow 8-6 verdict in a bronze medal women's taekwondo event to a Turkish fighter.
  • Haroom Derafshipour of Iran finished 3-2 in his pool of karate kumite, but could not advance to the medal round.
  • In all, 29 refugees from around the world were hosted by 14 nations to compete at the Games.

The COVIDLympics, Day Sixteen, Part Two: It is finished...

As I begin to type this, it is about 2:25 AM Monday Tokyo Time.  Day +1.

The Tokyo Games of the XXXIInd Olympiad closed last night, with what appeared to be a simple Closing Ceremony, void of most of the pomp and celebration (and the huge concert -- can you imagine what kind of a J-Pop experience Tokyo would've had for the athletes in a fully-attended Games???) of a normal Closing.

(One which I also overslept the actual live stream, which WAS, unlike the Opening, a natural-sound only affair...)

The Inside the Games crew, which I again express my unending gratitude to for material, had a lot of fun at Thomas Bach's expense -- though they also noted the Japanese had heard QUITE ENOUGH of the IOC chair in the Opening Ceremony, so he scaled back his remarks.

And he called upon the youth of the world to descend on Paris -- though I am not sure he gave even the three-year amended timeframe...

... because I don't think ANYONE...  ANYONE...  has a clue of what kind of a world the Games of the XXXIIIrd Olympiad will have for everyone.

And you need look no further than the top of the medal table (I'll go into the numbers in another post...) for multiple ramifications of this fact.

First, I have a feeling that, as soon as Paris (if this doesn't manifest itself in Beijing or the USA boycotts!), there could easily be a change in who or how much of the Games you end up seeing on various television outlets.

The baseline ratings losses, Rio to Tokyo, for EVERY NIGHT of the Games start in the area of 40%.

The Olympics used to be the one guarantee every four years for ABC previously and NBC til now.  So much so that, even this year, ABC/CBS/Fox got out of the way and did mostly rerun or discard programming against NBC's main Olympic coverage.  (And, remember, even before Beijing, the full-sports NBC Sports Network goes away December 31st.)

But even this has fallen prey to the very reality that White America has had enough.

Nationalist White Cisgender America has had enough of the American Sports Machine, and all of it's trappings.  And unless loyalty to Nationalist White Cisgender America is re-established, they're done and they're not coming back.

This isn't just Colin Kaepernick.  This isn't just Megan Rapinoe.  This is the misguided belief by these Red-Hatted Alternate Facts TERRORISTS that we don't love the country enough to be allowed to represent it, live in it, or live at all!

Yes, NBCUniversal bought the rights for a tremendous sum (one which largely keeps the IOC afloat) through Brisbane 2032.

But not only because of the reality of the ratings not justifying recouping the costs of such an effort (which is one of the reasons you saw even the NBCOlympics streams so bombarded with commercials -- and major American events on the NBCOlympics streams force-doublecasted with the NBC graphics and coverage, even if you decided to use the stream for the Integrated (World) Feed instead!!!), but because of the continued move toward streaming services, even on the networks (which see the new NFL contracts and the broadcasting of the USA men's basketball team on NBCUniversal's paid service, Peacock), one has to wonder if NBCUniversal, in any form resembling what it is now, survives to see 2024, much less 2032.

Then you have the very real political realities which are going to surround even the discussion of this team's performance in Tokyo.  I have seen an EXPLOSION of right-wing propaganda in my Facebook demanding a loyalty test to Right Wing Nationalist White Cisgender America for anyone representing the country in any capacity.

I will say three things:

1) In a move which may compel, through the respect of wishes of a number of the readers of this blog, a permanent further boycott of Olympic coverage here, I do believe that non-cisgender athletes will be forcibly removed from the Games, starting with an IOC directive regarding transgenderism, etc., as the IOC states it will do for the member athletic sanctioning bodies.  (For the record, all the current IOC announcement has implied is that it will give direction to the sanctioning bodies.)

2) I do believe some form of loyalty test will be required of the United States Olympic Team by Paris.  How closely it represents a Red-Hat Manifesto will depend on the political climate of the country.

For the record, I do believe that a number of former Olympic hopefuls (both Left and Right) have discarded their Olympic dream because they cannot, in good conscience, support nor represent this America.

To give you an idea of how bad it's already getting in this country:  The most liberal state in the nation, California, may have the Republican 25% of it's electorate unseat the governor of the state because the Republican crybabies want this state to become a COVID epicenter, with the 1.5-3% death rate this all would imply.  A Black Oreo Rush Limbaugh clone is about to become the governor of this state unless Democrats come to their senses and forcibly send this off, as the previous polls several months ago indicated would happen by 20 points.

A recent San Diego Union-Tribune poll now has the governor being unseated by Larry Elder, with the vote to throw out Gov. Newsom winning by almost 15 points!

That one transgender BMX alternate was not graduated to the main team by the withdrawl of one of the two who were ahead of her on the team, as another example.

If this country lurches to the Right (midterms, Newsom recalled, etc.), you will see a demand of a far Whiter, cisgendered, probably more "appealing" Olympic team which might resemble what the 1936 Berlin Games was being put on for ifyouknowwhatI'msaying...

3) I believe this and maybe Beijing will be the last Olympics covered in any degree of this level of coverage, at least on mainstream American network and cable television.

I do believe there's going to be some degree of questions, starting tomorrow, at the offices of the United States Olympic and Paralympic Committee.

Yes, they won the medal table, 39 golds, 113 total.  The total is about right.

But I DO wonder how much the political upheaval had to do with:

  • Simone Biles, who probably netted a minus couple golds, even with Suni Lee taking the all-around.
  • No gold wins in baseball, softball, or women's soccer.
  • One gold win for the men on the track.
  • A loss of five golds over Rio in the pool...
I mean, a fully-committed USA team might well have won 50!

And now, the barking's really gonna start.  You watch.  Closely.