And Gerald Green wants to get in on the "knock somebody the fuck out" phenomenon in sports...

• Miami Heat:  Gerald Green, suspended two games by the team for "conduct detrimental to the team".

Basically, he got in a fight, punched somebody in the eye, got combative when he needed medical help, and police had to be called, according to Deadspin!

So he basically got most of the checklist in one fell shot. The guy punched won't press charges, and no word on whether the police will for what forced their involvement.

Something tells me there's far more to this than we are letting on. He was dehydrated the day before, and was scratched from the game that night. Something tells me we have a far more serious situation -- smelling at least of a long drug binge, if nothing else!