Mahomes Is The Man: They decided to go Fantastic Finish (tm)...

Matt Araiza -- Bills lose to Cincinnati

Joe Mixon -- Cincinnati loses to Kansas City

Sam Williams -- Cowboys lose to San Francisco (only reason they beat the Tom Bradys was believability and rivalry)

Charles Omenihu -- San Francisco loses to Philadelphia

Josh Sills -- Philadelphia loses to Kansas City -- Mahomes has two chips, two MVP's, and two Super Bowl MVPs with the Fantastic Finish.

And we may have yet another investigate-able player.  1:54 to go, 3rd and 8 for Kansas City, tied at 35, at the Philly 15.

James Bradberry gets called for defensive holding to take basically all the remaining time off the clock for the game winner at 11 seconds.

Yep, that's holding.  That's using your hands to alter the path of the offensive player.

Maybe not quite as stupid as the others, but that was fully door-open to get it done, and Mahomes, Reid, and the Chiefs now have two titles (and are personal conduct away from at least a third, if not a fourth, in the last five years!!!).

A number of these high-end teams are going to have to sit down in this offseason and get with reality:  If you make a spectacle of yourself and bring the league into disrepute with your conduct off the field, you WILL pay for it.  If you don't pay for it in the law, you'll pay for it at the worst possible moment.

And FUCK ANDY REID.

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And, for the record, I don't think the NFL probably took a look at this incident, about two hours before game time in Philadelphia, and thought too kindly of it:

Things are just getting started in Philly pic.twitter.com/z4ETomqocR

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) February 12, 2023

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And a very frightening point here:

Remember that "NFL Script" meme that was going around about this game a few days back?

They got the wrong team (and that's explainable with the crime blotter), but what was their score?

37-34.  One point each team less than what the final score of this game was.