CBS Does It For Me: The All-Suspension Team

(Hat-tip to Brian Tuohy, sticking his head out while trying to finish his third book before Labor Day.)

CBS just released the NFL All-Suspension Team, and Brian Tuohy had a field day with it...

This is just sad for a league promoting its supposed integrity: the NFL all-suspension team. http://t.co/XywwjVecLz

— Brian Tuohy (@TheFixIsInTuohy) August 12, 2015

The team only has three offensive linemen -- which is one of the reasons I actually stopped something I was doing on this blog, to see if I could actually put together a full 53-man roster of players who had no place not only in the NFL, but in polite society!

The team also has no punters or kickers (what, Sauerbrun not in the league? -- I'm certain he hasn't been for years, but a punter suspended for PEDs??  SERIOUSLY???).

Just one thing, Brian (and this is probably going to enter into a lot of my discussions this year):  False premise on the "promoting integrity" part.