Another NFL joke which writes itself...

A video from this (EDIT TO CORRECT:  Last!!!) year's NFL Rookie Symposium (which was taken down by the NFL on NFL.com yesterday but can still be seen on Deadspin here has this gem from former Minnesota Viking Cris Carter:

“Y’all not gonna all do the right stuff. I gotta teach yall how to get around all this stuff too. If you gonna have a crew, one of them fools got to know he going to jail.”

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??

This, on top of the report of the latest 49er to retire from the sport, Chris Borland, who has come out and said a veteran player (now believed to be Carter) told him to get such a fall guy.

Oh, and the guy next to Carter at the symposium?  Noted domestic violence committer Warren Sapp, who was fired a few months later.

"Bad men doing bad things to bad men..."