"Washington Redskins... Go Fuck Yourself!!!"

I thought the South Park line was appropriate to do with yesterday's debacle over the wife of the GM, but then Deadspin comes up with this:

The Redskins have had a policy for several years that, if you are not a season-ticket holder:

• Any use of Will Call costs you $50 an envelope...
• ... and you have no guarantee they won't lose the tickets.

Well, as of this year, they've done away with Will Call for non-season ticket holders completely!!

Go the distance, you pieces of shit.  Hire Eric Cartman!!!