Well, before I get to the elephant in the room...

... let's hit the Update button.

• At least one coach has been suspended by the school district for apparently ordering the hits on the referee in San Antonio.

That does it.  To the Northside Independent School District:

WHY ARE WE ALLOWING THIS TEAM TO PLAY ANOTHER GAME THIS SEASON?

• There are continuing accusations that the targeted referee used racial slurs during the match.

I'm sorry, but if that's going on, you have one option:  Protest and forfeit.

• The 911 call of the former fiancee of Cleveland Browns offensive line coach Andy Moeller was found by TMZ.  The woman claims Moeller tried to strangle her and beat her up.
• A possible settlement in the Patrick Kane sexual assault situation has delayed the case being brought before a grand jury.
• Floyd Mayweather has his last fight (so he says) this weekend.  No one cares.
• I'm actually being serious.  They were giving away some tickets on the myVegas Facebook game (which I play quite often), and many high rollers who would usually take Mayweather tickets have no interest in this "fight".

Maybe it's that everyone knows Ronda Rousey would kick his ass...

• Even the college bands are getting in on the farce.  Kansas State University actually tried to get people to believe the marching band was doing a Star Trek-inspired formation last Saturday.
• Nope.  Instead, most people saw it as the (University of) Kansas Jayhawk giving head.
• The band director has been suspended.  The school has been fined (no word by exactly WHOM -- I will assume the Big XII) $5,000.