Super Fraud's Official Pre-Season Predictions For the Upcoming NFL Farce

I did make up longer previews and the like, and may post them at some point before Week Two, but figured the concussion settlement post a bit more important, so I didn't want to slam everything down at once.

Two things:

1) I design these on a rigged NFL -- that is, reality.

2) Anyone who tries to bet off these numbers not named Me is out of their mind, various usual disclaimers apply.

AFC East

New England 11-5
Miami 8-8
Buffalo 5-11
Jets 3-13

AFC North

Pittsburgh 10-6
Cincinnati 9-7
Baltimore 7-9
Cleveland 5-11

AFC South

Houston 12-4

Indianapolis 10-6

Tennessee 6-10

Jacksonville 3-13

AFC West

Denver 13-3

Kansas City 7-9

San Diego 5-11

Oakland 3-13

1 seed is Denver.

2 seed is Houston

3 seed is New England

4 seed is Pittsburgh

5 seed is Indianapolis

6 seed is Cincinnati

New England over Cincy

Indianapolis over Pittsburgh

Houston over New England

Denver over Indianapolis in what I thought was going to happen last year – the official endorsement by Peyton Manning of Andrew Luck.

Denver over Houston to win the AFC.

Denver has to stay out of (further) trouble with the league, though.

NFC East

Giants 10-6
Redskins 10-6
Cowboys 7-9
Eagles 6-10

NFC North

Minnesota 10-6 and the division-champion
Green Bay 10-6
Chicago 8-8
Detroit 6-10

NFC South

Atlanta 12-4
New Orleans 10-6
Carolina 8-8
Tampa Bay 6-10

NFC West

San Francisco 13-3
Seattle 11-5
St. Louis 6-10
Arizona 5-11

1. San Francisco
   
2. Atlanta
   
3. New York Giants
   
4. Minnesota  (I do think Peterson holds up and holds his end of the bargain.)
   
5. Seattle
   
6. Washington (GB starts the year 0-2, and it costs them in the end.)
   

Washington over NYG
Seattle over Minnesota

San Francisco over Washington
Seattle over Atlanta

Washington upsets the Giants to allow Seattle-San Francisco to be the NFC title game.

San Francisco wins to go back-to-back in the NFC.

San Francisco over Denver in the Super Bowl.