Saturday, August 19, 2023

Three-Quarters Pole in the MLB Kayfabe Standings.

Don't fool yourselves:  Assholes vs. Cobb County.

But here are the current standings to make you think otherwise:

American League:

East:  Baltimore is 76-47, 2.5 up on Tampa Bay (75-51), 8.5 up on Toronto (68-56).

The situation with the Yankees is now officially dire:  7 in a row has them three below .500, last in the division by 5 games, 16 out of first.

Central:  Minnesota is 64-60, 5 up on Cleveland.

West:  Texas is 72-51, 2.5 up on Houston (70-54), 4 up on Seattle (68-55)

Wild cards:  Tampa Bay (75-51), Houston (70-54), Seattle (68-55)  Toronto is 1/2 game out at 68-56, Boston is 3 out at 65-58.

Best:  Baltimore is 2.5 up on Tampa, 4 up on Texas, 6.5 up on Houston, 8 up on Seattle, 8.5 on Toronto.

Oakland's (34-89) Tragic Number for the division is 2.  On August 20th.  A loss and a Texas win eliminates Oakland from the AL West.  Their playoffs Tragic Number is currently 9.

National League:

East:  Cobb County is 80-42, best record in the game by 4 1/2 over Baltimore and the Dodgers.  13 1/2 up on Philadelphia now at 67-56.  Miami is 3 over .500 at 64-61.

Central:  Milwaukee is 67-57, the Cubs and Reds both 3 back at 4 over .500.

West:  The Dodgers are 76-47, 12 up on the Giants (64-59), 13 on the DBacks (64-61).

Wild Card:  Philadelphia 67-56, San Francisco 64-59, Cubs and Reds both 4 over .500, so they're materially tied, as are Miami and the DBacks 1/2 out.  Five teams for two spots within one game of each other:

San Francisco 64-59
Chicago          63-59
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Cincinnati       64-60 (% points)
Miami             64-61
Arizona           64-61

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