I'm sorry for the language in the titles, but it just seems that I am literally waking up in Hell these days with just the most idiotic crap going on, and no one else is batting an eyelash to this shit???
(Deadspin with the latest in a growing number of abject idiocies...)
It was fine, to an extent, when the TV just gets smashed and it's accepted it'll be replaced and all that kind of stuff.
But that extent leaves the table when a Dallas Cowboys fan in Florida literally SET HIMSELF ON FIRE after the Green Bay Packers defeated the Cowboys.
That's right. Let me say that again for emphasis:
SET. HIMSELF. ON. FIRE!
This nation is finished, people, if that's the kind of idiocy a little alcohol brings to the table.
It starts off innocently enough: Cowboy Fan Husband and Packer Fan Wife make a bet: Losing team's jersey has to be burned. OK, we've seen enough stories of people burning their NFL apparel because they're White Crackers and God-Emperor Supporters -- so this is more conventional, right?
When the Cowboys lost, the 27 year-old Cowboys fan went outside to pay off the bet.
Then, an alcohol-fueled moment of idiocy: HE THEN TRIED TO PUT THE JERSEY ON!
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!
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