2017 Super Fraud NFL Preview Part V: An Angry Ex-Football Fan's Lament

(DISCLAIMER:  This will almost assuredly, to some readers, be the most offensive post I have ever put on this blog.  I understand that, but the too-perfect concoction of what today is, the current state of the NFL, and the egregious error ESPN has committed inspired someone I trust greatly to put together an admittedly-drunken parody that sums up all the things wrong with the MAGA Football League.

If anyone NOT on the alt-right is offended, I apologize.  Anyone who IS on the alt-right who is offended, that's the intent!)

Today is September 11th, 16 years since the NFL, in propaganda style, has gone from National Obsession to National Religion.

We are all supposed to fall into the party line and remember what we are supposed to remember.  (Never minding how much of this doesn't add up and all that crap...)

But, given where we are now as the NFL is the MAGA Fifth Branch of the Military (complete with partnerships to the various branches of the military...

Given where we are with the protests continuing into the regular season (including BOTH Bennett brothers in the Seattle-Green Bay match)...

Given where we are with the amount of MAGA White Republican fans demanding the protests stop, at most any and all price...

And given ESPN's absolute stupidity in bringing back Hank Honky Williams Jr. for Monday Night Football and especially tonight's doubleheader...

Somebody I trust sent me this.  It is an admittedly drunken rant, but I think it sums up the current state of the NFL political landscape, the league's fandom, and ESPN's idiocy rather perfectly...

So, with the disclaimer in mind, and to the approximate tune of the full version of "All My Rowdy Friends Are Here For Monday Night":

All My Honky Friends Are Coming Over Tonight

Well it's Nazi night
The fourth reich has begun
I turn on the Fox News
For some fascist fun
I see the KKK rising here on ESPN!

The biggest lynching is our specialty
I gotta get fascist, make it all alt-right
Cause all my honky friends are coming over tonight

Are you ready?!
You fucking ready?!
The alt-right's ready!

Are you ready for some lynching?!
A KKK party!
Hey, this is alt-right honky Hank!
Ready to gas the fucking Kenyans
We got our guns locked and loaded
And we're rolling hard right
All my honky friends are back for the fourth reich!

Now everyone watches this fascist show
We'll make Murka great, you know
We love to watch you get gassed again
Grab those cheerleaders in their pussies
Cause you bitches ain't nothin' but propata...
Hillary voters are fucking "commie pussies"
Everybody is gonna goose step tonight

Everyone's fascist
Hey. this is the Nazi thing, man
We got Don and Mike and Duke
Kaepernick makes us puke
All our fascist friends are coming over tonight