Sunday, December 13, 2020

The current kayfabe, heading to Cleveland-Baltimore

Big game in the AFC tomorrow night, especially now with word out of Pittsburgh that UrinatingTree's "Captain Fatfuck" may have knee issues...

AFC:

  1. Kansas City 12-1  Clinched AFC West today
  2. Pittsburgh 11-2  Even with the loss, clinched an AFC playoff berth
  3. Buffalo 10-3
  4. Tennessee 9-4 (season split with Indy, 4-1 vs. IND 2-2 in the AFC South)
  5. Cleveland 9-3 (Indianapolis would overtake Cleveland on Strength of Victory if Baltimore wins tomorrow night)
  6. Indianapolis 9-4
  7. Miami 8-5
  8. Baltimore 7-5 (Baltimore would overtake Miami for the last playoff spot if they defeat Cleveland)

ELIMINATED:  Jets, Bengals, Texans, Jaguars, Chargers

NEXT TO GO:  Denver

That's right, three weeks to go, and it's basically 10-for-7.  Gonna make for a very uninteresting Week 17 in the AFC at this rate.

NFC:

  1. Green Bay 10-3 (Week 3 win over the Saints)   Clinched NFC North today
  2. New Orleans 10-3
  3. LA Rams 9-4 (Beat Seattle 5 weeks ago, play them again in 2 weeks with the division on the line)
  4. Washington 6-7 (And yep, here comes the NFL rig-job to make sure that 6-10 or 5-11 didn't win that sad-ass division)
  5. Seattle 9-4
  6. Tampa Bay 8-5
  7. Arizona 7-6

Day 276

  • The Cleveland...  Baseball Team?  will no longer be the Indians.
  • Lowest scoring week of the NFL season -- more details tomorrow.
  • Two division titles clinched today.
  • Las Vegas gives up 44 to Indianapolis, then fires the defensive coordinator.  Something tells me the Las Vegas Experiment is about to go the way of the LA Experiment...   
  • Auburn has fired Gus Malzahn as it's football coach.
  • As has Illinois with Lovie Smith.
  • LiAngelo Ball didn't make it to the regular season with the Detroit Pistons.
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Day 275

  • And the latest fatal superspreader event revealed appears to be the 2020 CMA Awards on November 11th!!  Charley Pride, as it was announced yesterday, died of complications of COVID, and the timing matches up with either attending an in-person awards ceremony in Nashville or traveling to and from.  Oh, this could end BADLY...  

Saturday, December 12, 2020

Day 274

  • Scary moment today in the Florida-Florida State college basketball game today.  Coming out of the first television timeout, Keyontae Jackson of the Gators collapsed on the floor, not unakin to Hank Gathers.  Originally declared "critical but stable", the game was resumed and Florida State won.
  • Sarah Fuller's story in Vanderbilt continues.  She became the first woman to score in a Power 5 game, kicking a first-quarter extra point.  A later 39 yard field goal was kicked by the regular kicker.
  • Add Charley Pride to the 2020 In Memoriam list.  Complications of the coronavirus.
  • Announced this week:  Pretty much the end of college football on CBS, as ESPN is getting the SEC in a 10-year deal when the current CBS deal runs out. (2024)
  • Arizona completed a dismal season by being run out of the stadium 70-7 by Arizona State.  Their coach was fired today.
  • Something to do this weekend:  For the 97th birthday of Bob Barker, Pluto.tv is dropping about half of the 1982-83 season in a 100-hour drop of new episodes, and then will repeat those.  Channel 163 on the free binge-streaming website Pluto.tv on their new classic TPiR channel -- 163.
  • One of the highlights?  The debut of Plinko.

Friday, December 11, 2020

Day 273

  • Your move, twits!  Supreme Court says Biden won, unanimous ruling.
  • Pitt and Boston College are opting out of the bowl process.
  • Utah State, on the other hand, has cancelled and forfeited their final game -- they're looking for a new coach, and comments have been made about the interim one appearing to have religious bias against him.
  • Six games, including Ohio State-Michigan, have been cancelled in the Top 25 for tomorrow.
  • The NBA started it's preseason tonight.

 

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Day 272

  • You can count that entire political post as "Day 271".
  • LSU has self-imposed a one-year bowl ban.  Never mind they're 3-5 with two games left.
  • The four finalists for Time's Person of the Year, to be announced tonight on NBC, 10 PM Eastern:
  1. Orange Fatfuck
  2. The President Elect
  3. Dr. Fauci and the First Responders (who I think have to be the favorite, especially taken together)
  4. The BLM Movement 
  • Time also announced Entertainer of the Year (K-Pop sensation BTS) and Athlete of the Year (LeBron James).
  • The Chicago Bears have become the latest team to shutter their facilities -- now up to four positive tests in the franchise.
  • Actually, that's a slight mis-speak above, because Time Magazine has named both Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as the 2020 Person of the Year.
  • Coach K has called off the rest of Duke's non-conference basketball schedule -- a day or two after he has called for the cessation of the college basketball season.

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

The MAGAts Are Going To Blow Up The Country

They did it.

They have destroyed the United States of America.

Eighteen Trump-certifying states are attempting to overturn enough states to ensure their man remains President.  Started with Texas yesterday, 17 more added today.

The premise is that at least four Biden states violated their own state election laws, and that the rest of the states are compromised because of it.

The courts have long held that even the election for President is done under state laws and the 12th Amendment for the Electoral College.  Texas is seeking to overturn this directly at the 6-3 Supreme Court (even though Alito told the emergency injunction to pound sand yesterday!).

And, in so doing, they have ensured Civil War.

Reason?  I don't think anyone has to wonder that this is a last resort to elect Donald Trump by force -- and, at that point, should it succeed, every aggrieved demographic granted rights enforced against the majority by the Constitution will be taken out back and shot.

Period, end.

Here's the stupid part of this.  Let's presume, just for the record, this succeeds...

Their eventual end goal is to effectively declare the Electoral College failed and have the House vote, state-by-state, one vote to a state, for President -- an election Trump would win on the basis of the rural/urban divide in this country.

(A move which better be immediately followed, if these fucking Republican pigfuckers know what's good for them, with armed overthrows of the state governments of all the urban states!)

There are AT LEAST two STRUCTURAL problems with this:

The first is the concept that the 12th Amendment, which provides for that House vote, only triggers when the EC meets and cannot come to a majority.

If it's clear that the EC has completely FAILED, however, you have no President and no recourse under the 12th -- which would mean we hit the 20th Amendment.  At that point, all bets are off.  Congress names the President, but would first have to directly decide how.

And before it can even do that, the real fun part is the second structural problem:  What Congress does this?

If the Presidential election is that compromised, then so is the Congressional -- that's the ENTIRE House AND 1/3 of the Senate.  You would have NO House of Representatives to name a President -- 12th or 20th Amendment!! -- and the Senate would end up in Democratic hands with the remaining votes.

This is probably a pretense to throw the whole shot out, baby and bathwater, and have Trump and his progeny rule forever.

I'm not long for this world if they're right.